#Monsterdon hey don't be racist against skeletons dude

@RamenCatholic @trixter ..he's a good egg! #ducking #Monsterdon

»There is always time for a last minute« #monsterdon

YOU’RE creepy. #Monsterdon

"...I thought you had a plan!"
"Why yes, I planned to see what you would do."

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

I'm still not sure about death's stance on flossing. #Monsterdon

@trixter he's "committing breakfast."
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Susan's raising them right. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ohno

where's the cookie monster OH THERE HE IS

#monsterdon #hogfather

Goddammit Terry. ❤️ 😭 #monsterdon

I like the poetry of Death's point here, but as a matter of truth, it doesn't land for me.

Justice and duty are things we build. Like bridges and houses and Parliament, if you grind reality down to powder, you won't find an atom of it. It's a way to act. You won't find an atom of breathing or dancing in the universe.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

are sugar mice good?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *some good philosophizin here*

Mmm, frying a pudding. #Monsterdon

A very special #Monsterdon does #Discworld poll.

What is the worst #monster in the #Hogfather ?

Hogfather or Orcfather? I guess he's not quite green enough for Orcdom.

#monsterdon #hogfather

This misunderstanding of fifty shades of grey is not applicable to teeth whitening societies. #monsterdon

TOR JOHNSON everybody! Give him a big hand! Another one 'cause he already has two!

#monsterdon #hogfather

#Monsterdon all these moments lost like tears in snow

Finally! The Death Match!
#monsterdon #Hogfather_ep2

#Monsterdon he's making a list
checking it twice
parity bit
must match to be nice

NGL, I think of this next bit All. The. Time. #monsterdon

Have you been naughty, or nice?

Ho. Ho. HO!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dog baseball

We just skipped over the Glingle-Glingle-Glingle Fairy? That's not right.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Everyone has their Fluoride. Don't you mean Kryp.... FLUORIDE! #monsterdon

FROSTY! It was you all along!

#monsterdon #hogfather

Way to make a snowman terrifying...

#Monsterdon

I aspire to Susan's self-confidence. #Monsterdon #Hogfather

#Monsterdon to the victors go the spoils (government appointment jobs)

*It's not over...*

(Well yeah, it says 20 min left on the movie time)

#Monsterdon

@kurth caps are frowned on in teeth world? #Monsterdon

I know they're supposed to be bad dogs, but those faces! Such puppers.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

@Telstar it's a big family is basically what i'm saying yeah

#monsterdon #hogfather

"I had a kitten, but my mum drowned it because it was dirty" 😭

#Monsterdon

@moira Banjolele #monsterdon

Death should talk in caps in the subtitles :( #monsterdon

banjo and his cousins mandobanjo and banjolin and

#monsterdon #hogfather

I, for one, welcome our new Banjo overlord!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

For those new to the #Discworld - wizards spend about much of their waking time feasting; the daily food comas keep them from taking over the Disc or otherwise misusing magic.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

@moira @brion :ms_eyes: :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #monsterdon

@brion Were they, though? I thought they were just on retainer.

#monsterdon #hogfather

#Monsterdon remember kids, never hit a woman. it's ok to murder men en masse however, they were just tooth guards

OK, things are about to get freaky. Er. Freakier. #monsterdon

Wizards (academics) with a one track research mind...

(I once again resemble that remark)

#Monsterdon

"Hi inner child. I'm the inner babysitter."
Bad ass.
I ❤️ Susan.
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

@rwhe #checksNotes Ivory league? #crickets #monsterdon

@rwhe Because the Ivy League wishes it was Oxbridge. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "there's no death here. there is, however, intense pain"

"Hi little child. I'm the inner babysitter." *slap*

#Monsterdon

Love a good falling death. #Monsterdon

I bet this is the first time anyone has called him out and survived. Teatime is shook.

I ❤️ Susan
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Hogswatch is kind of like this in the Ivy League #Monsterdon

The Tooth Fairy castle really channeling Nakatomi Plaza there for a minute.

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

"You been playing with girls again"

#Monsterdon

RIP Medium Dave. #Monsterdon

This is why my ride has dentist drill sounds at 150db! #GoNotGentlyIntoThatGoodNight #Monsterdon

Susan gets the Jedi Mind Trick award!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

#Monsterdon the wizard is a wreck, i feel him intensely lol

Regular-Size Dave

#monsterdon #hogfather

"Please don't try to break my concentration by annoying me."
- me, anytime someone talks to me
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Conrad Poohs andt his dancing teeth! #AfterDark #Monsterdon

I really like the guy playing Medium Dave, he seems like someone who you’d see in something like Breaking Bad. #Monsterdon

Struwelpeter in there #monsterdon

thinking about how if my childhood nightmares were brought to life that would mean that Freddy Krueger would literally show up

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon don't fear the reaper (baby take my hand)

And here we have #TerryPratchett predicting #AI evolving into #ArtificalSapience ... don't say he didn't warn us!

I ❤️ Hex
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Hex has been nice, please fetch some cheese for its mice.

#Monsterdon

Death! no teeth! #StraightUpRedCard #monsterdon

I see Mr. Hex has a lot of fans of his work

#monsterdon #hogfather

Love the little hourglass popping out while Hex is processing. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon egon would get along with these guys

check for ectoplasm

Death Wardrobe: The Wardrobe That Eats

#monsterdon #hogfather

The hourglass for waiting on Hex kills me. #monsterdon

That’s a pretty creepy wardrobe to put in a kid’s room. #Monsterdon

@Taweret agreed! I'd be proud to have you escort my soul back to the Pit.
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

Poor goon didn't even die with his boots on. #Hogfather #MONSTERDON

"I seldom joke. But I do make punes about sleighing people."

#Monsterdon

Y'know, even though I don't care so much for Serious Bsns Mister Teatime, I do appreciate his ability to maintain a somewhat difficult hairstyle while at work.

#monsterdon #hogfather

More smoking boots! #Monsterdon

id be a great grim reaper

#monsterdon

The Sucking Wardrobe of Justice

#Monsterdon
#Hogfather

"I seldom joke." --Death

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

@RamenCatholic I got a while bunch before AND after

#monsterdon #hogfather

@clayknight cleaned out every dental sales warehouse in all three UK countries is what

#monsterdon #hogfather

@brion I'm batman? nono, this isn't concussion protocol? #monsterdon

@brion better than the tooth toilets

wouldn't want to waste all that enamel

#monsterdon #hogfather

@brion Better: A? Or B? A? Or B?

#monsterdon #hogfather

How bad is your nightmare, dude, that's it's scarier than being in a building made of TEEFS?!
#Monsterdon #Hogfather

#Monsterdon "do you see a lion, a witch, or a wardrobe?"

@clayknight I think you can tell this was made by people who loved the source material; that's almost always an exceptional experience. #Monsterdon #Hogfather

Whispering Wardrobes, Batman!

#Monsterdon #Hogfather

I forgot how this part of #Hogfather crosses into Locked Tomb territory.

#MONSTERDON

they sure do have a lot of gambling ads on this hogswatch special

#monsterdon #hogfather

sober bacchus is funny #monsterdon

seriously image search are you telling me there're no easily findable pictures of moopsie following the trail of teeth? seriously?

#monsterdon #hogfather

We hacked Altair basic to dump "snok error" to this day if I see SNOK error it's probably an Aardvark from Benson PPS ca 1978-79 #monsterdon

TEEF

#monsterdon #hogfather

see mr. teatime is not a very good assassin, there _are_ some resources you should keep even if they don't _always_ work

#monsterdon #hogfather