i've literally been in bigger studios in a radio station

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1000? Ye gods and little fishes #Monsterdon

#monsterdon a good rule of thumb for these guys: if a shirt doesn't cover your nipples, you don't need to wear it

is this just gonna be the rest of the movie?

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🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA IN
NEW YORK 💪🤼

Arnold's friend Reg Park convinced him to go into acting. Reg had previously played Hercules in Hercules and the Captive Women (1961), Hercules in the Haunted World (1961), and Hercules the Avenger (1965)...
any of which could be seen in the future on Monsterdon.

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I thought manly arts was tucking, dressing in heels and lip syncing?
#Monsterdon

It is unpleasant to lose money when one becomes acustmed to its use. Yeah. Then pile the shit show that is health care on top of that. #monsterdon

We are now in the clean and jerk portion of our film.

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Well it's not exactly benching something but close enough I guess ✅

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Wow those shorts are... petite. #monsterdon

It's not polite to Steroids

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou As a muppet he'd be played by Rizzo. #Monsterdon

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⁉️ TRIVIA IN
NEW YORK 💪🤼

😭 Arnold Schwarzenegger has said that he "thoroughly regrets" appearing in this film.

🤫 But he will not be saying anything further because he has a clause inserted into any media interviews that if the film is brought up without his prior permission, he can terminate the interview on the spot.

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The TV guy was George Costanza's boss at the Yankees.

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clean and jerk what

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"an exhibition of the defense of manly art" sure, just put the words in whatever order #monsterdon

The gangster has the most clear elocution of anyone in the movie. #monsterdon

The defense of manly arts?

🤣 #Monsterdon

I'm going to grope your arm as a sign of support. #monsterdon

@ramsey

Right!! Except the Bueller scene and movie were much much better.

#Monsterdon

At least Arnie isn't as oiled-up as Ferrigno.

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Is it a New York thing where adult daughters just hang around reading society newsprint to their fathers, in lieu of any sort of personal life?

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So, who's the monster in this film? #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

They should have got Ferrigno to be Monstro. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Anyone else feel like Helen has a slight Manson Girl vibe?

#Monsterdon

Hercules and Pretzie are giving me serious #Twins vibes.

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Dam. I need to figure out what #Monsterdon is all about.

This is just like that scene in season four of The Sopranos where Paulie takes a bet from Gay Satan. #monsterdon

so Hercules punching a guy in a bear costume was actually the highlight of this film huh

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That unshown portal to the underworld? Also New York City. #Monsterdon

@Binder Hades is canonically the richest of the Greek gods. You think he got there just from mineral rights? #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

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BINGO

Look it's the gangster stereotypes from scene 24!
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Did someone tell the screenwriter that Hades and the devil are not the same?

#monsterdon #hercules

The only thing worse than a gay coded villain is a gay coded villain that is very half-baked and boring.
#monsterdon

Pluto is paying for....services....in the dark cruising park. To the mafia. #monsterdon

So... Pluto's taking inspiration from Keith Raniere, now?

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*no* **no* *no* That's Old Scratch not Pluto. Wrong fucking character

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Someone has to take care of sings. Sings need constant attention.

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trying to catch up on news during #Monsterdon

sounds like everything is going really well for everyone! except, somehow, some greek gods? lol

I too want to know about Cerberus. Bring on the tripuppy!

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"You'll have a hell of a time."

They really went there... #Monsterdon

@blogdiva It's a MESS. Are Zeus and Hercules the only Greek names?

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Okay, look, everyone bitching about the film using Roman names—you aren't complaining about it being "Hercules" rather than "Herakles"

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This Hades needs the flaming Disney hair.

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Is Hercules wearing a mock turtleneck? #Monsterdon

Just two gods, dialoguing in a shitty hotel room. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Cerberus is in this movie on a technicality.
Woof bau bau.
#Monsterdon #HINY

“I’m no murderer. I only punish” #Monsterdon

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#HerculesInNewYork

Cars in Hades.. makes sense, actually..

Pluto does look a bit like a techbro #monsterdon

@klu9 assuredly

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Hades is the most camp actor we could find on short notice.
#Monsterdon #HINY

A Greek god roofie! Yikes. #Monsterdon

Hades, flamboyantly gay. #Monsterdon

Just let Hercules go on Rumspringa, Zeus. Stop being so extra. Your entire family is exhausting.

#Monsterdon

The pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
#Monsterdon #HINY

I'm an alien, I am a legal alien, I'm a demigod in New York #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Danger zither. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

"They call them Presidents"
"A king by any other name is a king all the same."

How disturbingly prescient.

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Nemesis is on a mission from god...

Jake and Ellwood are on a mission from god...

THE GREATEST TEAM-UP EVER: HERCULES MEET THE BLUES BROTHERS!

* Chicago electric blues riff plays as Hercules throw a car full of Illinois Nazis into space *

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What's the powder in the ring? Greek Kryptonite?
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My wife wandered past. "This is like high school acting!" Well, yes.

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Hercules can’t be president. He’s foreign born. Perhaps he could be made governor of a smaller region though…. #Monsterdon

"I can make him as other men for a while". Girl, being gay is like a permanent thing.... #monsterdon

Hey Herc can't be a king but I'm pretty sure he can be a governor

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Nemesis, the French God....

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Juno was onto something with presidents thinking of themselves as kings…

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"They have no kings, they call them presidents"
X.com: stay out of politics!

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Honestly I was expecting more Hercules going around shocking people with his demigod powers

#monsterdon #hercules

Zeus being mad at Herc made Juno cum.

I will die on this hill.
#Monsterdon

banish Hercules to Pluto's realm (Staten Island)

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Zeus putting his son in timeout, in Hades

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Nemesis and "Juno" both refuse to name her Juno, and I respect that. The only time I condone "wife of Zeus."

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Zeus with the artillery. #Monsterdon

(in case you hadn't twigged it, our Timeloop Cafe is an automat)

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Pretzi trying not to look at every single camera in every single shot, and failing.

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@himbovoorhees
I'm pretty sure he's related to Gladys Kravitz.

#monsterdon

We've all heard of people who think they're Napoleon.
Yeah sure, my dog thinks he's Napoleon.
So does my postman!
#Monsterdon

A Greek peasant with delusions of mythological divinity. Fascinating.

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Say what you will about Helen but she's got gams for days.

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Hercules tucking his little heterosexual life partner in. #Monsterdon

Okay Stang now react like you're a really old member of Our Gang

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Pretzel-guy is learning the truth. And seeing some big pecs. #Monsterdon

Pretzie's slippers looks very warm/comfy. #monsterdon

BEWARE OF NEMESIS! She is a terrible fag hag! I shall throw myself out this window now #monsterdon

"Tell Venus I said to mind her own business." #monsterdon

Mercury came down from Mount Olympus in a Bell 206? Yeah, totally believable! #monsterdon #herculesinnewyork

Zeus is always negging me. He's always saying "youre very strong, for someone so stupid."
#Monsterdon

"You are a living phallusy!"

I think I got that line right

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@emma Everyone else got suits from him. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

@randy_s he know Ferrigno movie was the least worse of the Hercules movies.
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Blah blah blah blah #Monsterdon

Zeus and Juno. JUNO?? This Octopi ALL OVER AGAIN

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Undubbed Herc is giving me Tommy Wiseau flashbacks here.

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All gods and godlings are assigned a business suit when they arrive in New York. #Monsterdon

Juno has a point. #Monsterdon

Where did Mercury get a suit?

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#HerculesInNewYork
#SuitingForTheGods

They got Stang, couldn't they get Fraddy Mercury

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Y'know honestly I can understand Mercury having a suit

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