This is what pushed Pretzi to become the Son of Sam. #monsterdon

Well it would have been less noisy if they had the budget to not film in public.

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"i think i'll eat an apple" would have been the perfect line to end that movie on

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#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

I think I'll eat an apple..

YOURE BREAKING PRETZI'S LITTLE HEART
YOURE THE REAL VILLAIN OF THIS MOVIE
#Monsterdon

You'll never be rid of that bouzouki accompaniment, Pretzi. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

You know how to whistle, don't you Pretzie? #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

I don't know what Pretzi's whining about, he's still got that $20k from the mobsters. #Monsterdon

don't worry, Pretzi, one day you'll learn to love again.

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Pretzi has accepted Hercules as his personal radio frequency savior. #Monsterdon

Their visit to the Empire State Building completes my #Monsterdonbingo #Monsterdon

Every sound you make is out of line, Stang

#Monsterdon

Herc on the radio sounds too much like the dream in Prince of Darkness. *shiver*
#Monsterdon #HINY

Herc's like: "I'll see you IN HELL"

#monsterdon

Pretzi like, I lose more men that way :/ #Monsterdon

His best friend left without saying goodbye!

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Hercules died on the way back to his home planet. #monsterdon

@sean
Reservoir Gods is a better name than Jason and the Argonauts. 😆

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, Hercules contacts Orson by mistake.

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Wait now they are sightseeing

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So what is the full list of the Twelve Labours of Monsterdon?

1. Hercules in New York
2. Vampires on Bikini Beach
3. Communion
4.
5.
etc

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There's your ✅ Empire State Building and ✅ Hudson River, players! #monsterdon

This whole movie feels like it was written for Rick Moranis, and they had to settle for for Arnold Strong.

#monsterdon

@bryanhowell Wait doesn't Samson die.

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Nice rebar bolt, Zeus!

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Behold the thunderous rebar #Monsterdon

Bet Samson could push those columns down… #Monsterdon

I know he fell onto padding but having a heavy wooden ladder fall on you is still gonna be really painful

#Monsterdon

Re last boost: Given my, admittedly, limited experience with #Monsterdon, I am now in fact wondering if "porn of the era had better scripts" is in fact a selection criteria for what to watch.

Jiggly beard 🧔🤎

#Monsterdon

The station wagon is, by the way... A Mercury Monterey.

#monsterdon

"bereft of his strength" he did still lift 750 #monsterdon

Atlas and Samson. Sure. Why not? Let's get Gilgamesh and Enkidu in there, too. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

"hey atlas, why didnt you show up earlier?"
Atlas: 🤷 #Monsterdon

And then they started bonking the film crew too!

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Atlas and Sampson. Right. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon I'm sure Atlas won't be sore about the 'here hold the globe while I pad my shoulders' trick.

This is all canon, Hercules's fifth labor was "Get pummelled by the cast of Wiseguys." #monsterdon

... and Samson??? What???

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Why theses guys are going fist to fist with Arnold? Doesn't this guys carry a gun? A knife? what kind of 70s gangsters are these fools?
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SURE OKAY

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Snitches get stitches Juno. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Tarantino's version will be titled: Reservoir Gods.

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

@bryanhowell I’d like to point out the mob bosses were driving an old station wagon and managed to keep up with the chariot #monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

gigantic cars to get around a city, ridiculous....

#Monsterdon

@allanb Betcha it's paint. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

@bryanhowell Not the hero we want, the hero we need.

#monsterdon

His present mortal predicament.

The worst kind of predicament.

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I would have loved watching this as a kid

#monsterdon

This porno's money shot

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

At least someone in this movie has closure. Sauerkraut closure. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Ok they really committed to the sauerkraut bit.

#monsterdon

Whew! Dude finally applied the sauerkraut to the hot dog. I was so worried about that.

#Monsterdon

What the fuck was that hot dog scene?

Am I having a stroke?

Help!

#Monsterdon

Robert Moses is in the Station Wagon.

#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

That is one dedicated hot dog cart guy. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Central Park is getting a workout...

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#monsterdon That Chevy sedan looks like my first car. Older than I was in high school.

I, too, like the sound of rubber tires skidding on leaves and grass.

At least the hot dog has been completed.

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#Bingo
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Zeus: "Where is everybody?"

In a slightly different section of the park, mate.

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a wheel fell off! what now?

a) throw it like a discus
b) get on the horse and ride
c) awkwardly run over to the GTO

#monsterdon

The soundtrack would be immeasurably improved by Yakety Sax. #monsterdon

Traffic law disobedience? In new york? #monsterdon

Aw, I wanted to see the mobsters get carjacked by a moped guy.
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork1970 #HINY

My last hope for bingo is probably recognizing both the Empire State Building and Times Square... not looking too good 😢

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Ah yes, a chariot, from those famous Central Park .... chariot races. #monsterdon

#monsterdon tires squealing on grass.

In the 70's everywhere in New York needed a good pressure wash. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

They teach the Ben Hur chariot race at NYU but they teach this scene at Napoli University For Enthusiastic Mandolin Players. #monsterdon

the lou ferrigno Hercules movies were lord of the rings by comparison

#monsterdon

Chariot chase?

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Hercules 🤝 Hooters girls
the same outfit

@CStamp I think he figured out how to play to his strength

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I hope somebody is accused of being a 'wiseguy' at some point

#Monsterdon

Nemesis. Time for the big guns. #monsterdon

OK, the scene we all were waiting for, Herc on a chariot riding past Easy Rider in the Times Square theatre

#monsterdon

NEW YORK CHARIOT RACE! BEN MY HURR

#monsterdon

Wealthy white men yelling "get the boys" is disappointingly accurate for Ancient Greece

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

#monsterdon So Zeus just spends all day on a chair halfway up a staircase?

Looks like there's a chainlink fence at the top. I wonder what's up there.

#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork i love the anachronistic mobsters

This move keeps giving me the feeling it will turn into porn in the next 5 minutes

#monsterdon #hercules

"Get the boys"

"Get the boys"

"Get the boys"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#HerculesInNewYork

Eros just zipped in there as fast as he could hoping he could *help* Hercules.

Being limited to lifting a mere 750 pounds doesn’t seem like much of a disadvantage. #Monsterdon

Strongmen competitions are weird and gay

#monsterdon #hercules

Oh Eros is the twinkiest #Monsterdon

How are there 26 minutes left in this still

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Does it count as losing your divinity if you can still clean and jerk 750lbs but not 1000 #monsterdon

"My strength it seems to have gone" Yeah, that's kinda how 'roids and blow work #monsterdon

Yeah, too much stress can make it hard to clean and jerk. #Monsterdon

The powder kicks in! #Monsterdon

POP POP POP POP POP POP POP goes every disc in his spine

#monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

#Monsterdon
Holy cow, the sheer largeness on display.

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIA IN
NEW YORK 💪🤼

When asked where he would go if he could travel back in time, Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he would go back in time and turn down the role in this film.

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Is it that Samson had legal rights to all on-screen wrestling at this point? Is that why they're lifting weights instead of fighting? #Monsterdon

i've literally been in bigger studios in a radio station

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1000? Ye gods and little fishes #Monsterdon

#monsterdon a good rule of thumb for these guys: if a shirt doesn't cover your nipples, you don't need to wear it

is this just gonna be the rest of the movie?

#monsterdon