"Greek, huh? I can tell from the accent."

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Wait, Zeus, but also Venus, and Juno? Are we Roman or Greek?

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If a movie knows it's slop, I kinda appreciate the all-plot, no-brakes approach

Zeus has a caddy for his bolts? #monsterdon

Glorious accent

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Her crying 😂
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"Labia groans"

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@paco They couldn't figure out how to film a space scene in Central Park

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@SnoopJ

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"Hasidic Zeus Hits New York"

I forgot why Zeus did that, don't anyone tell me

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Bad, and yet better than some movies we've seen here. Also the riffing was great.

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Yeah this movie makes no sense and it’s not even funny.

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Hey Herc! Hey Harc!

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Gayest. #Monsterdon. Ever.

YEET HIM NOW!

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Pushing those empty cardboard tubes over ain't that hard...

...they make an unlikely couple but who are we to judge their love

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Staying awake during this movie is a task fit for Hercules.

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@kshernandez STILL NOT GAY ENOUGH

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what the fuck was going on with that platform and the mobster getting dropped?

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Atlas and Samson seem just like two guys that work out.

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Wow Atlas and Samson got there FAST.

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Good thing none of these mob guys carry guns. Or knives. Or tennis racquets. Or rubber bands.

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This is getting out of hand, now there are 5 of them (mobsters)

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I can't handle Zeus being the reasonable god in the room. That's just not right. #Monsterdon

Why is there a chase though? Why are those characters joining them? oh..it doesn't really matter does it?

YEET SOMETHING!

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what the fuck was the hot dog and onion about?

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Sauerkraut.. delivered..

OK I liked the sauerkraut gag #monsterdon

so much wanton destruction of inexpensive garbage cans

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Yakkety Mandolin

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don't pick a fight with a car full of mobsters dude

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This chase scene is why they ended up closing all those roads through Central Park.

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finally we get the tourist sights!

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"Now he's done it."

In... a good way or a bad way?

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parted afros are a crime against nature

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Hercules can just yeet that shit into Space....oh wait the cocaine,...this scene dragged...

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I'm having trouble reading the records and doing the conversions but 750lbs is well beyond the current world record. #monsterdon

I feel like I'm watching Crank

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That announcer guy was in Seinfeld

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this film's version of 'underwater scenes'

'Feats of Strength'

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Wow 250 pound jump seems like a LOT

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Hoo boy this movie really screeches to a halt when Arnold isn’t in the scene #monsterdon

If this were a cartoon the little guy would be a turtle

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who is this new guy again?

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Broadway scuttlebutt

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Pluto Invents Polymarket, destroys Civilisation

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I wouldn't Welsh on him, he's probably got a Dragon

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"Good bye. For the present. Till next time. But that will be later. Not currently. In the future at some point."

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there's a gambling subplot now?

Is that why this film was made? To settle a debt?

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I wonder what Fat Lips, Nitro, and Me are up to...

Never mind.

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Cerberus with a soft C.

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Why can we hear traffic during this scene in the underworld? They couldn't even shoot it indoors?

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"We need a red light, a fog machine, an iron gate, and a red ascot."

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the powder is cocaine

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"I cannot take part in undermining the... the... LINE?!?"

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Confusing Pluto with Satan ✅ 😔

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lol, Zeus casually trashing Olympus, I bet that happens every week...

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Mercury is Olympus’s twink

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I'd like to plead the fifth

Like, please, someone pour me a fifth

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@blogdiva We used to have Morrison's cafeteria, where the food moved, and you took the dishes that you wanted. But that was in Texas. Not sure if they existed in NYC.
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My Big Fat Greek Terminator

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that is definitely Rockerfeller Center. haven’t been there in a long ass while (i live about 40 blocks from there).

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When do the Avengers show up?

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Herc is in a New York state of mind.

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AUTOMAT!

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I dislike that most of the gods are referred to by their Roman names instead of their Greek ones, but at least the mythology is pretty accurate. Unlike the last two.

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really appreciating the art, ambition and polish of the lou ferrigno Hercules movies right about now

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Set himself against you? You shot him to Earth with a lightning bolt. It's called accountability, Zeus.

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Zeus's ladies look bored...

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STAAAAARS

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Nice now go and give him 12 labours or something to keep him busy I hear he loves that

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Meanwhile, on Risa... #monsterdon

just get Hercules to smash the Mob you jerk

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MEANWHILE, ON OLYMPUS!

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So if they made this today, would he spill the drink on his phone, and it would open up Wikipedia

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I... I don't need to listen to this guy read out loud.

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Do you think the "fellas" practice saying "Yeah" in unison like that?

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Shortest fight montage ever.

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He just beat an animal to death like he's RFK Jr....

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I'm not going to criticize the bear suit like everyone else is because my screen is just black with some blue smudges that keep moving around. #monsterdon

dad’s totally clueless about the closet he lives in

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Quality scream though!

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Is this the prequel to Midsommar

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Oh my god the bear

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lol, uh oh... a bear is on the loose.....and we know Hercules and bears!

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Enter the Gorilla

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OMG this was shot with a hand-held camera?

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Everyone Hercules knows is either a god or goddess, it's nothing to him

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@SRLevine Oh, temu woody allen spent the bet winnings on the suit I bet!

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This movie needs a Predator instead of a dork. #monsterdon

He should ride around on Arnold like Master Blaster

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the best thing about this movie so far is the crisps I'm eating

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Nothing says "American Dream" more than some foreigner being exploited some shady old dockside vendor...

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Professor Camden. Meet my friend, Doctor Oxford.

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Going to New York and saying I have no money because I'm an alien/a mythical being/from the good Future/a talking mannequin...

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*Hercules removes shirt*

*College guys nod appreciatively*

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Are they worried he's gonna break the discus or something?

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lol, Helen as minor character

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"You know what pleases me most Helen about these boys?"

"Yes dad, but remember what your parole officer said."

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an actual 'pretzel vendor?'

I thought that was an ethnic slur?

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