Fuck him up, Zeus! #Monsterdon

Nothing must stop us! Nothing!

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Arnie still an insolent young whelp

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If you're finding out Arnold is dubbed and you want to hear his real voice, we have him in the original on the miru stream #monsterdon

Okay but the aggressive sassy cross-talk is very on point for Greek mythology as I know it

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As the credits roll, I am reminded of one of my favourite lines for introducing new players to #RuneQuest: #Orlanth is like Zeus but less of a dick. #Monsterdon

Venus: *defends Herc*

Herc: shut up, Venus

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I bet Zeus has done Shakespeare. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

#HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon I have my OWN beard!

I love these squabbling gods. #Monsterdon

SRSLY VENUS, MYOB

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I love how Hercules is a whiny baby who annoys Zeus so much.

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Oh,. this looks promising... #monsterdon

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Mind your own business, Venus!

sorry i disregarded #monsterdon - was too busy hosting my own movie night last night that was influenced by sociopolitical anger that were in part relevant to the troubling times i live in

The music is making me want to watch My Big Fat Greek Wedding after this

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@uptownsongclub I assume this theme tune is why we had mid-week Third Man on Miku's stream.

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I guess this means Zeus can bring Hercules out of cold storage whenever technology sufficiently advances to make for a debatably magical movie.

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@cocaine_owlbear Bob Ross style snowcaped mountains and Herc arguing with his pops. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

Is it really even a Herc film if he doesn't toss a bear into space?

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Oh wait this is in Hades II #Monsterdon

thanks to "the Villager" - yeah, they just found some random person in a village somewhere and gave their clothes to the actors. checks out.

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This... Isn't Greek music, right? They're really going hard on it anyway

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This intro song is the most little Italian restaurant vibes I have heard since leaving New Jersey years ago.
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Nothing more Greek than a Tarantella! #monsterdon

"Greek Sandals by Bernardos." Thanks credits. I was really wondering. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

Production vehicles provided by Hertz... do you think the cops were called on anyone using one?

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With the exception of Arnie, I recognise exactly zero of these names....

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Filmed ENTIRELY in New York City. #Monsterdon

Filmmakers: I'm sure the music in ancient Greece was the same as now.

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@wohali I think it's playing right now on https://miru.miyaku.media/. It sounds like Arnold to me, anyway. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork1970

@cocaine_owlbear lawn frolic in the background as Arnold, I mean Hercules argues with dad god that he is bored and wants to go to earth.
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Excellent opening credits music, no notes.

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"Here's our credits, folks. Yeah, we couldn't think of anything interesting to do with it either. Enjoy this shot of someone's public gardens." #Monsterdon

At some point in time I watched a spy movie that started with a long long view of a park fountain plaza like this. That was a good movie, so that means this one will be good too, right?

Right?

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Go ask Hera, she would be glad to throw you under a bus. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon

Does this music remind anyone of Camper Van Beethoven?

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please, Tony "Mr World" Carol was my father, call me Tony "World" Carol

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Like a bunch of freshly medicated folks have been given costumes and told to go play outside and make up a skit for after dinner later

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We have a credit for Greek sandals.

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#Monsterdon Oof. Arnold Strong is definitely reading his own lines.

ah yes, the famous New York... bazouki

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Also featuring Arnold Stark & Arnold Stank

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If you are watching the version on Tubi, it is the non-dubbed version and the sound captured in Central Park will be poor at times.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger as Arnold Stang as Arnold Strong as Mr Universe as Hercules!
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Wait... is that Italian music? I thought they were Greek... nevermind. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork 💪🏾🎞️ 🍿

Also, why doesnt his dad have an accent?

Ve are Ahnold Strong!

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Gotta say that Zeus might actually have a point there, and is being considerably less of a dick than I expected. #Monsterdon

Starring Arnold Stang, Arnold Strong, Sting Arn, Stank Armor, Argo Strick and Arno Stunk #monsterdon

So far this is already going better than the last few Herc movies

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Huh. My version does *not* have him dubbed. Astonishing.

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork this music is everything

Greek music!
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Gah! I'm late! What did I miss?
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Christ, this music is so Greek stereotyped I think it's about to leave Mrs. Slocombe at the altar. #Monsterdon

These are some names. You'll want them later for the litigation. #Monsterdon

"I've been here thousands of years, I'm bored"
"Well, that piece of string would only keep you occupied for so long, Arn. Here's some keys <jangles>"

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Speaking as a resident of california seeing Arnold as young man is sort of freaky. Where is the "I've been in the sun too much" weathering?!?!

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This definitely looks like the grounds of a 1970's sanatorium.

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I am _SO_ glad I'm watching this undubbed.

But I have no idea how to do Arnold's pronunciation justice in my toots.

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What with the Herb Alpert and Tijuana Brass music here.. ???

Arnold Strong!

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#monsterdon Hercules in New York root post. We have a dubbed Arnie (Stang and Stronk)

Arnold seems... different.

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Shut that bloody bouzouki up! #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

The @miru stream uses Arnold’s original dialogue and not the dub. I didn’t even know a version with this audio existed.

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Arnold is: Zorba the Greek

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i think half of us have arnie's actual voice and half have him overdubbed

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they did, at least, find a pretty garden

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Oh those mortals!

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Oh great. Hercules killed Harry Lime. #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

ARNOLD STRONG!!!!

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“Arnold Strong”

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@wohali Wait why did the overdub his voice?!? I think mine is overdubbed too.

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That's a gubernatorial accent if I ever heard one

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Hercules in New York? Who knew!

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That voice... doesn't quite fit. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970

Arnold Schwarzenegger?! Okay, I guess I can watch.

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He’s a Greco-Austrian god! #Monsterdon

oh no I should have watched the dub version he really is hard to understand

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#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork i love that they dub arnie

What cheerful music!

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I would like to play the lady whose only stage direction was 'cavort'

Now that we're not getting a ridiculous cosmic lesson for an intro, I kind of miss it.

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Wow this is bad dubbing

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oh god they dubbed over Arnold this is awful #Monsterdon

Omg. Is this Arnold's actual voice on the @miru stream?
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no fucking around with origin stories or anything, we are one minute in and have established the whole fuckin plot #monsterdon

I dig the frolic lawn.
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ze same old tings!

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That REALLY sounds like Paul Frees. Say it ain't so Paul! #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork

This looks to be gloriously terrible. I might actually enjoy this #monsterdon

Video quality on the stream isn't great though... and #BufferingRoulette may be a thing today.

Arnold's kind of pretty in that make up. #Monsterdon

His dad seems like a jerk.

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#Monsterdon Lions-Gate. For when you absolutely need your lions on the other side of the fence (this is nearly every time)

Don’t interrupt your father!

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ah, now HERE's the voice we're all here for.

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*sprints to the couch*

I’m here I’m here I’m here! Is it #Monsterdon time now???

"When myth and history merged into mystery"

Etymology is my passion

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🤜 Myth + History 🤛

Mythtory.

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