When I was a kid I literally couldn't understand why guys who were muscled that hugely didn't actually fall over, like the physics of their ability to walk upright did not seem intuitive
I had always heard that Schwarzenegger's voice was dubbed for this one; I wonder if for the re-release they either used Schwarzenegger's real voice or a V.O. actor putting on a German accentβ¦the voice does sound more Prussian than A.S.'s Austrianβ¦.
I just really want him to throw something into space. now that I know that's a thing you can do in a hercules movie, any Hercules movie that doesn't do it feels like its failing
Man wrastlin' because that's what sailors do.
#Monsterdon
Foley guys must not have had any steaks to slap
hmmm.....Twenty something Arny can serve me margaritas beach-side all he wants. Ohh...Cruise ship brawl! Manly! *fans self* #monsterdon
So far this could just be a Hercules MCU movie.
Shirtless meaty men slapping meat.
#Monsterdon #HINY
Hahah, nice camera angles
"Get him what clothes you van that fit 'I'm"
Yeah, good luck with that, buddy. #Monsterdon
They forgot to score the movie so they got outtakes from a commercial for olives. #monsterdon
Assuming there's a brain in there. Big assumption. #HerculesInNewYork #Monsterdon
This is actually quite a fun movie!
Ah, yes. I have clearly heard of New York, but not any of that other stuff the captain was talking about. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
βNo man is superior to Hercules.β
Quite a big head sitting atop all those big muscles.
βIβm democratic.β π€£
Scriptwriter 1: "Wait wait wait, we're calling the king of the gods Zeus, which is Greek, but we're calling the REST of the gods by their Roman names? Does this bother ANYBODY else on this staff?"
Rest of the Scriptwriting Team: "DAMMIT BRIAN we told you to shut up about this on the LAST Herc film!"
@uptownsongclub LMBO!!!!!! No lies detected. #Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ
so far this is worse than the Lou Ferrigno movies, and that's saying a lot
Herc inherited his 1/2 Brain cell straight from his dad
They pressganged naked Hercules & I'm only surprised they had a system in place for doing this. #Monsterdon
"...I'm Hercules. Just Hercules. Just like Cher. Have you heard of Cher? Everyone in Olympus loves Cher."
When one rescues someone out of the water, you bring him directly to the bridge dripping wet and hand him a towel. Standard operating procedure.
Man, did they record the sound in a cracker box or what. #Monsterdon
Hercules. Just Hercules. You know, like Zendaya
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
Yes it is well known that immersion in water can cause a man to lose his head
Ha, ha, he is Democratic!
"It's alright, I'm democratic"
the fuck is this line lmao
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Ahnold's titties are more emotive than his face. #monsterdon
"Very old family" lel
Zeus is of course following the classic film technique of tell don't show, a storied and ancient tradition
Scintillating dialog.
Convenient crystal ball is convenient. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon what have we got here? Hercules...in New York. OMG. And Arnold Swarznegger is shirtless.....well then....
This movie is deliciously bad. 10/10
#Monsterdon
Do not be disrespectful to my wife. Thatβs my job. #Monsterdon
This probably felt so artistic in the storyboarding. #Monsterdon
Iβm going to make a prediction: the two old ladies on the airplane will be the best scene in this entire film.
"...it has already been ordered..." (apparently)
Juno? Wife of Zeus?? What??
#Monsterdon πͺ π‘οΈβ‘ ποΈ π½π» πππ¬
"He had big muss-kulls!"
I want to flex so impressively #monsterdon
it's so good to see an actual no-budget movie on here, the lack of funding is exploding off of everything #monsterdon
#monsterdon Now thatβs an Ahnold-size dependent clause to start a movie!
What the Twilight Zone?
Uh, wow. Wow. This is like a scene out of Airplane!.
Juno is a hater, e/o knows that. #Monsterdon
ORB
@blue The legendary fearsome bend wire coat hangers of Zeus more like
I guess nudity is something Schwarzenegger is just willing to do for movie roles.
Oh, it's *that* episode
This is already WAY BETTER than I expected...
What the hell even is this movie? Did you see that impish look on Arnold's face?
The man, yes! The Hercules, no!
Did she just knock her friend out w/ ... oxygen? #Monsterdon
Give her a hit of the good ish.#Monsterdon #HerculesinNewYork πͺπΎποΈ πΏ
How many movies has Arnold been in where he arrives on Earth in the nude? If I had a nickle...
#Monsterdon #HINY
"Whosoever holds this dumbell, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Arnie." #Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
Floomp.
Loving the plane grandmas!
LOLLL the wing gag
OK, that was pretty dickish,. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm chasing alongβ¦ wheeeβ¦
Oh, we doing Terror at 10000 Feet now? #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
This role should've been played by Harvey Keitel
yeah i make that sound and face too when i unexpectedly see a man
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OMG, may we continue to have this comic relief throughout this movie.
#Monsterdon
Stewardess, help, there's a hunk on the wing of the plane!
Better Hercules than a gremlin on your wing I guess.
βi just saw a man! Outside! And he was flying! And he was naked!β
THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING OF... the movie made the joke before I could. . . . Is this... comedy?
#Monsterdon #HINY
...funny new yorkers -_- #Monsterdon
How many vacation days does Zeus get in a year?
My vacation. At Sandals
"I would've thought twice when I saw his mother on vacation.
First her mouth, then her butt."
Zeus on vacation.. okl, I was amused..
Yeah if you kill him he will never become governor of California.
This is arguably the most accurate portrayal of Zeus I've ever seen. That's definitely a man that would turn into a goose, do some sexual misconduct, and then yell at everyone for it
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork "dude why are you just throwing fire everywhere this is bad all around"
Ahaha that's gotta be an inside joke about someone's ex-wife. #Monsterdon
Narrator: "Zeus would not have thought twice."
#Monsterdon #HerculesInNewYork
Those lightning bolts used to be coat hangers from the dry cleaners on Olympus and 22nd St. #Monsterdon #HerculesNYC1970
hey yall sorry i'm a bit late for #Monsterdon i was watching the angine de poitrine live on kexp again i hope you understand π§΅
What sparked this rebellious stage?
This might be the only time I think I've ever heard anyone call Arnold a "puppy".
Iβve seen elementary school plays with better acting
ah, the legendary fearsome (?) thunderbolts of Zeus
"Why, you offensive puppy!"
- Me to my dogs at least seven times a day
oh great! they blew up Arnold in the first 5 mintues! A+++ best movie we've seen this year.
@RobynGoodfellow Well, he did everyone else, why not the Bard?
Wow, he blew up bear-style. #Monsterdon
HEED MY WOOOOORDS! That rebar lightning is too funny
@WhiteCatTamer if he sounds like arnie it is arnie, the dub is way way way way off #monsterdon
Fuck him up, Zeus! #Monsterdon
Nothing must stop us! Nothing!
Arnie still an insolent young whelp
If you're finding out Arnold is dubbed and you want to hear his real voice, we have him in the original on the miru stream #monsterdon