ƒ: 🪿️→ ℝ
emma@orbital.horse
Obligatory "good wins, really, trust us" disclaimer at the start. #Monsterdon
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
HORSETHIGH THEATRE PRESENTS
Spooooky Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
But not a triple bladed sword, because that would be stupid.
Lorgo Numputz
lorgonumputz@beige.party
(why are we whispering)
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
#monsterdon hell yeah pretentious voiceover, starting strong
Sam Levine
SRLevine@neuromatch.social
Ok, I'm not exactly a medieval weapons specialist, but those blades don't look right. Too flat or something?
Karen Conlin
GramrgednAngel@beige.party
#Monsterdon Press Play, folks!
"Miss Movie Masochist"
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
We all know there's only one, true, Slayer.
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
I have zero expectations, therefore, cannot be let down. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Sunday night so it's #Monsterdon time :ablobcatrave:
If you thought *your* family is effed up check out tonight's movie about a dude hunting down his brother who killed their father...? Anyways I hope to be skated by some unintended hilarity at least.
Follow or filter the hashtag as you would
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats
Here we go!!!!
#monsterdon
Wynter, the Snep
Wynter@blahaj.zone
Oh good, I was hoping I wouldn't have to read the words on the screen. So glad someone's reading them for me. #monsterdon
AmyFou 🕊️
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
HORSIE!!
Recovering Iron Pencil Statue :lapis: :big_challenges:
lapis@elekk.xyz
Oh this is that Legend of Zelda Movie people are excited about right?
pngwen
pngwen@techhub.social
I wonder, did Jack Palance just run out of money, or was he sitting on a fortune and just enjoyed making cheese?
Clara 🏳️⚧️
rallias@hax.social
Intro really giving Winnie the Pooh vibes.
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
HORSE #Monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Heck yeah love a good Sword
Sailor Anarres
UsagiTsukino@kolektiva.social
#Monsterdon who's the narrator?
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
WHAT??? SPEAK UP!!!!!
Crazypedia won't Comply 🧿
Crazypedia@mypocketpals.online
RIght! Hawk! playing this one more time through the previews!
#MiracleOfSound #music #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lChS4ZJtTXQ
Shannon Prickett
Binder@petrous.vislae.town
I hate when they read slides to me. #Monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
What parts of the scenery are we smacking Jack Palance around with tonight? #monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
見る
miru@social.miyaku.media
Hawk the Slayer (1980) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
go go go go go
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
#Monsterdon 👑 👬 💀 ⚔️🦅 😱
#HawkTheSlayer1980
I'm already sold....
This is a story of Heroic Deeds
and the bitter struggle for the triumph
of Good over Evil and of
a wondrous Sword wielded by
a mighty Hero when the
Legions of Darkness stalk the land.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Tonight's improvised Monster drink:
Bacardi rum, some maraschino cherries & juice, and root beer on ice.
Plus some cookies. Let's go movie sign!
#Monsterdon #HawktheSlayer
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
Movies are best when they start with someone reading a title card really slowly.
#monsterdon
#hawktheslayer
Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Go! Go! Go!
"This is a story of Heroic Deeds
and the bitter struggle for the triumph
of Good over Evil and of
a wondrous Sword wielded by
a mighty Hero when the
Legions of Darkness stalk the land."
About as generic as you can get.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
WE GOT HAWK THE SLAYER'S RUBBISH AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM SAYING IT SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
This is a story...