thanks all for a lovely night, and @miru for the triple(!) feature!

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Despite the, er, transformation sequence, I do appreciated Valcuria's version of the armor isn't overly sexualized.

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Zoa-toast: The early years

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ah, the long arduous journey through the desert of *checks notes* japan?

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ok I want a blow-drying shower

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Wait, what, it's over?? At least the movies had nothing happen, this was like... anti happening, I feel like my life has been decimated of significant events just by watching... whatever that was. At least past Hexe's intuitive revulsion at the chuds that were into this toxic bullshit at the time turns out to have been entirely justified so... thanks... I guess?? Also *endless vomiting* #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Should've been called Guyver's Barely Disguised Fetish

But in general this was interesting! Thanks again @ryan for the bonus feature, and see y'all next week! Let's see if I can safely return to the world of normal media....

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The Sho must go on

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@strangefour Mighty Morphin' Guyver Rangers

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So the gross pervy exploitative rapey male gaze violently misogynistic of-it's-time '80's anime version of The Guyver had a more powerful female Guyver withing the first 15 minutes, whereas neither of the movies from the quote unquote Feminist '90s gave any female character even a second in the Guyver unit #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

@xerozohar metal boobs for everybody!

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Guyver meets Girlver

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@strangefour @RachelThornSub Plus, I think I've heard of cases where a movie was shown precisely once in one US theater to fulfill some kind of legal criterion (dunno if it's exactly "theatrical release" or something else)

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Zoa-corn

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@crowbriarhexe it's only proper.

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Now THAT'S barely disguised fetish.

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BOOB-BEAMS!

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Can't imagine how '80's anime got a reputation for being exploitative and violently misogynistic and only watched by gross incel otaku loser nerds 🙄🙄🙄 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

I get all my briefings in the shower...

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well that escalated quickly

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Bio Boosted Beefcake

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wow this is familiar. wonder why. :3

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Jellyfish Spaceship: "*sticking up all tentacles* SCREW YOU POORLY WRITTEN SCANTILY MOTIVATED NON-CHARACTERS POPULATING A PLOT VACUUM, WE'RE HEADING BACK TO OUR OWN GALAXY! HAVE FUN WATCHING WHATEVER NIGHTMARISH SHITFEST GETS ADDED TO THE MONSTERDON POLL, BECAUSE THE NEW MOVIE *ALWAYS* BEATS STING OF DEATH. WE HOPE IT'S The Fly FOLLOWED BY The Fly II BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GET ACID VOMIT GOLDBLUM'D AND THEN VISCERALLY GAPING STOLTZ'D" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver

welp. that was fun. Neat to see what got adapted and what didn't (and how well it translated formats or didn't)

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Bio Boosted Boooooooooom

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Guyver Three, this is Foreigner 4. I've been waiting for a girl like you

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Using your crotch to fly, definitely not symbolic of anything

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Protoman?!

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@xerozohar but seriously though: me too

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Umm, those bars don't look close enough to hold her in...

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@strangefour wow! today I learned.

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@diazona No not really. lawl

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@xerozohar was anything about that really disguised though 😅

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Eck. I bought a lot of anime back in the day, and thought I had too much creepy stuff. But this...

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tentacle hentai makes an appearance

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@strangefour It really gets in everywhere doesn't it

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right then

holy shit.

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ooooh, bio lasers

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I wonder if the Guyver suit has air conditioning

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not on the first date, buster.

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Zoa-cop

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@xerozohar honestly me too

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I totally called this turning into a porno like two movies ago

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well that's gratuitous

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Any given American classroom #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

In a Seat Of Doom, as is traditional.

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whoa there's some funky stuff going on with this Guyver version

Guyver-sion 🤔

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Man's got a disarming personality

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Okay I have to take the trash out and eat something but I'll leave this on and maybe snark a bit

But if not just know that I'll always keep The Guyver in my heart. So I can blast people with my chest.

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oh there is another?

I might be watching as long as I can stay awake

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That was Guyver 2: Foam Suit Boogaloo!

Thanks to @ryan for bringing my blue dress to the dig site!

GUYVER! 👊💥🐡

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*train crossing noises* *protagonist on train* *DAT tape rewind noises* Seraphiel's Atack... uh, I mean, get in the Guyver, Mitzuki #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

I feel bad for Mizuki, losing her boyfriend and getting very little explanation or context.

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Well...

....uh...

....GUYVER!

🐡🎂🎂

(Thanks everyone)

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I can't help but think this would be way more interesting if Mizuki got her own Guyver suit

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That evil laugh gets a C-

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Oh, of course, the more powerful woman in the same Guyver unit must die for her sin of being better than our "hero" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Monologue time (again)

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I'm back!

Did I miss the juicy fish butts?

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Anime boss battles are so polite

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You see, when a bio-boosted Guyver meets a bio-boosted Guyvette, and they sleaze each other very much... #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

I remember back when this all started, I was wondering if we were going to see the trope of a protective suit that you put on and can't get off

Some great sci-fi TV has come from that trope

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Song of the Stay-Puft Arnold Schwarzenegger #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Fighting Spirit 🎵 montage!

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I mean I have no problem with tentacle hentai that's being honest with itself about what it is, but I distinctly remember The Guyver being a mainstream phenomenon that you weren't *allowed* to dislike if you were "into" anime or manga, and it's a big part of why I ick'd out of both of them for a long, long time. Along with Akira. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

It would be an interesting property for a super suit, if you could put it on over your clothes or without clothes but it's more comfortable the latter way

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Still confused about why Valcuria's clothes were removed when putting on the Guyver suit but Sho's weren't

I mean, in-universe it makes no sense. Out-of-universe it's really not a mystery.

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Finally, Girlver. But. Gross #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

PEW PEW PEW

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"Your beloved Mitzuki" "I mean we're in a couple of the same classes, I could take or leave her to be honest" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

In the first two movies the Guyvers seemed woefully inadequate to destroy a government

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"like giving a high-tech jet plane to a baby cockroach"

what an image

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Rei... I mean Mizuki... is absent from school today #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Ranma 1/32 #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

I think Guyver-Sho has grown since he put the suit on

or since it put itself on him

whatever

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*MacGuyver theme plays* #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

This seems like not standoff music

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Mitzkit: "I bet my dad would be able to explain this" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Take care not to gaze into the PlayStation, or the PlayStation may gaze** into you
**burrow #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Not sure "Exposed Musculoskeletal System Guy" was ever a great basis for a super soldier #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

The Incredible Sprout #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

Who needs skin

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"I'm hungry. I hate this weather" ok but those are two completely disconnected thoughts #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

There will always be something weird to me about Japanese characters with those giant anime eyes

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@crowbriarhexe At least it's fully Japanese

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@strangefour I'd agree with that

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Already the production values are light years ahead of anything else we've seen tonight #Monsterdon #MonsterdonTripleFeature #GuyverOutOfControl1986

The Zoanoids are scarier in animation

or maybe it's just that seeing one busting out spontaneous raps ruined the effect of the live-action Zoanoid suit for me

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"Emotion" with a logo of faces that are literally made of stone

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Pretty sure I'm addicted at this point

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