saucerlost
I always thought Dad had too many nipples
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Is Marcus a flea zoanoid?
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Incredibly, the jeep was not made of explodium.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
That was a D evil laugh
sounded more like a sneeze
Coach Spore Diesel
springdiesel@spore.social
Isn't this the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Uh, I don't believe Crane has lost "lovers", my suspension of disbelief can only go so far #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
So remind me what's the difference between a Zoanoid, a Zoanite, and a Zoanor
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@cptbutton yeah but that's not what we see in any of the movies
(not what *I've* seen, anyway)
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I trusted you not to be crazy" ok well to be fair that's all on you #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Mr Crane" please, call me Ichabod #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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allanb
security guy is very unconvincing
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
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allanb
I'll just sit and take a dump here, seems appropriate
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Yup of course she disregarded a warning not to touch anything
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Unit 2! (maybe)
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
THE POWER OF GUYVER COMPELS YOU
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Guyver2: Guyvette #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
Me talking to my Zen Pinball tables
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
We now join Greatest American Hero, already in progress.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
If he gets two Guyver balls does he turn into a real live boy? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
"How the hell are we going to get up there?"
Why do you need to?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"How would you like it if somebody stole your apples??" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Guyver, can you hear me?
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Its humid in here" her vessel is moist #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Open Sesame? That's the same code I have on my luggage!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
@paco See also, "Speak friend and enter."
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
AZIZ! LIGHT!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Look out, the chevrons have locked and the ship is flushing!! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Lasers weren't the first thing on the equipment list" no that was Bud Dry #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
OH GOD IT'S CLAUDE
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
If I was the Creator, I would have started out with lasers, 8 am, Day One!
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allanb
password: secret123
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Open Sesamay?
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
You can tell itβs government work. One guy has the torch and is doing all the work. And 6 others are just standing around.
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
It helps if you actually hold the torch up to the surface!
er, I mean, how odd.
saucerlost
They guy on the left mouthing the lines! π
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
"What can I say, I'm an optometrist."
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, time for a party
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
That was the longest smell-the-fart scene I think Iβve ever seen.
#monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru #monsterdon
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
It's a fossilized space jellyfish.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Ah I see they've reached the hands-on-shoulders stage of the romance
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"It's a ship" if you're talking about the script, it sure is. Oh, you said "Ship" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Life-long glasses wearer here. And also one who has occasionally been angry. I have never whipped off my glasses while mad to make a point.
#monsterdon #monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@paco Writers, at least, never grow up
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
It's a montage we get it #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Henry Jones Sr is excited #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
<sexily removes glasses for emphasis>
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Guyver may result in night sweats, neck nipples and elbow murder. Consult your physician before using Guyver.
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allanb
for some reason the girl looks like she can't put on lipstick
#Monsterdon #Monsterdondoublefeature
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh, we've graducated from Comedy in Guyver to ROMANCE in Guyver 2
they're both equally bad at Not Monsterfighting, not gonna lie
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
ah, the off-screen wisdom of "Bob" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
COFFEE?! COFFEEEEEEE!!!!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"This wasn't here yesterday" it's almost like a props team built it overnight #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Is she wearing a Gizmonics Institute hard hat?
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
PULSING IN THE DARKNESS!
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
I can't believe it's not Mugatu.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
co-conspirators does help
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Who are you?" "I'm BATM- no wait wrong movie" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
βYouβll take care of the bear? No you donβt. I choose the bear!β
#monstermiru #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oh I would not have handled Zoianoid shards...
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Get me a blanket. Make that two" I want to take a nap #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"What are you doing in the camp??" the exact question I had for both the first movie and this sequel #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Less spinning, more stabbing
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
A rhino/predator hybrid. Lets talk about its parents.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"Get away from him Zord...er...Zoianoid!"
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allanb
it's like Billy Batson saying "shazam!"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Venom.... I mean, Guyver!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
The Guyver hitchhikes to Utah. For reasons unclear. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
As he transformed I think he yelled "MacGuyver give me strength!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Guyver having Voice Command is pretty sweet, though
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Henshin a go go, snake
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Man - Bear forest choices, the early years...
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"The cave paintings, you have a theory on them?" yep, they're paintings in caves! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
Huh? what was that noise?
ππ€Ghost Robot Enb-BOO Xeroπ€π
xerozohar@retro.pizza
(canonical too)
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
SCIENCE OUTLAWS!
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Oh hey there are monsters
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I can't be anywhere else" nobody else would cast me #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
Me on Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Note: carbon dating does not work for dinosaur fossils
(although an archaeologist might say it colloquially)
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
The Quest to Discover Jar Jar's Dad
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sean Barker, son of Bob #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
You're not going to carbon date a dinosaur. Well, unless it's an avian one.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Oh we already know which error it's from #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
overdressed! for the dig site!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Didn't they make Zarrkorr on this set? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
So what kind of "pay dirt" exactly are you expecting to find in this archaeological dig?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
wait are they recycling names?
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
saucerlost
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@fiend_unpleasant @CardboardRobot Well they're not mutually exclusive
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@RachelThornSub poor casting choice
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
"I need to know"
better than a high-vis vest for getting into places you shouldn't be