David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Less spinning, more stabbing
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
A rhino/predator hybrid. Lets talk about its parents.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"Get away from him Zord...er...Zoianoid!"
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allanb
it's like Billy Batson saying "shazam!"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Venom.... I mean, Guyver!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
The Guyver hitchhikes to Utah. For reasons unclear. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
As he transformed I think he yelled "MacGuyver give me strength!" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Guyver having Voice Command is pretty sweet, though
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Henshin a go go, snake
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Man - Bear forest choices, the early years...
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"The cave paintings, you have a theory on them?" yep, they're paintings in caves! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Huh? what was that noise?
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
(canonical too)
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
SCIENCE OUTLAWS!
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Oh hey there are monsters
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"I can't be anywhere else" nobody else would cast me #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
saucerlost
Me on Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Note: carbon dating does not work for dinosaur fossils
(although an archaeologist might say it colloquially)
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
The Quest to Discover Jar Jar's Dad
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Sean Barker, son of Bob #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
You're not going to carbon date a dinosaur. Well, unless it's an avian one.
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Oh we already know which error it's from #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
overdressed! for the dig site!
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Didn't they make Zarrkorr on this set? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
So what kind of "pay dirt" exactly are you expecting to find in this archaeological dig?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
wait are they recycling names?
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
saucerlost
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@fiend_unpleasant @CardboardRobot Well they're not mutually exclusive
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@RachelThornSub poor casting choice
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
"I need to know"
better than a high-vis vest for getting into places you shouldn't be
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Dorkus doing what Dorkus does best, channeling Annoying White Guy Energy
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Naturally the first cute girl that he sees in a gas station becomes a major character. And then he opens up like a crazy person to her.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"you got business at The Dig?"
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"Ask down at the Power Rangers" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Road signs made in MS Publisher #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
So new movie is in a country town like in "Class of 1999"?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
The Beehive State!
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
His hiking thumb is Bio Boosted
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
These human-guyver relationships never work out... just too different
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Dorkus Disassociates.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
πΆ more than just a dream... πΆ
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Dog tags? Didn't know douchebroism was a branch of the armed forces #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
There is not a news outlet in the world that has ever put periods at the end of headlines #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
Terencio
"Dark Guyver: Threat or Menace?"
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Chronos Corp or Kronos Corp?
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
It's like Alien Yeti and the pulsating nipples
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allanb
wow taken out of context ...
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
Shown here, Hayter writing the script for X-Men
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@allanb @springdiesel Some kind of mini laser gun, I think
saucerlost
Solid Snap
John - ποΈ Film Nerd ποΈ
UKFilmNerd@mastodon.me.uk
Have fun guys, I won't watch this now because I have the new bluray coming shortly. But that was the most blatant Texas switch ever! π
Also, the star of this film is the voice of Solid Snake and wrote the X-Men 2 film!
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I forgot what TV looked like in the 90's
Raederle
raederle@masto.nu
I donβt know how long Iβll last but since the first one wasnβt THAT badβ¦ #Monsterdon #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
saucerlost
I love Computer Graphic Imaging
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
@combatwombat Les Claypool? He has a few other credits. But perhaps not on IMDB.
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
MUSIC BY LES CLAYPOOL?!
#monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou nananana nananana nananana nananana Guyver!!!!!
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ohiofi
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Don't hayt the player, hayt the game!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Not the Guyver we need, but the Guyver we deserve. Or something.
#monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
No "I'll CARDIAC arrest you!" quip, again not true dark hero material #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Bat-Guyver. Dark Hero.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
lololol the Guyver has a calling card
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
no no Guyver please kill him, arresting is no fun
thank you
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Is this when sideways shooting started?
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Emptied a clip into him. Dude. I think you got him.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
rentacop noooo
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
"But I don't have any mangoes.... ohhh, oh ok yeah gotcha. Also no" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Guyver2DarkHero1994 #GuyverDarkHero1994 #WrongGuyver
Captain Button
cptbutton@dice.camp
Guyvers don't get bullet blocking until level 5.
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
"My liver! My liver!" - Dying bad guy
#monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
We are now watching "Guyver 2: Dark stain on my career"
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
hnnnn, convenient steam coverage. Stealth mode.
saucerlost
I think I mist
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Terencio Seems like a perfectly logical use of alien technology to me
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
OMG that's a horrific thing to ship as a children's toy!! Don't they know how damaging to the environment plastic is?? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #GuyverDarkHero1994
The Witch of Crow Briar
crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt
Still hasn't learned not to mention much better franchises #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #GuyverDarkHero1994
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
1991: Still practical FX
1994: Morphing. Morphing everywhere!
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
I am The Guy... ver.
#monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
forestine
forestine@sunny.garden
me watching the trailer for Guyver 2: Dark Hero: But that's a completely different guy!
...ver
partner laughed from the other room
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Some things never change
For instance, opening narration
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Oh, go on, tell me more about Guyver's ROI.
#monsterdon #doublefeature #monsterdondoublefeature #guyver2
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
Does he shout "Guyver!" to transform now? heh. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature.
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xerozohar@retro.pizza
only 19.95! gosh!
klu9 on ohai
klu9@ohai.social
Back-ups for Gyver: Dark Hero in the #MonsterdonDoubleFeature collection