You know, the worst part of this movie is that the bear didn't eat that jackass politician.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@floatybirb I blame Disney

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working on an ethics application on Monday morning while seeing the Sunday night vibes of #monsterdon come through the fedi is enough to induce jet lag without even having to travel 🤣

They really left us hanging about the bunny.

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Grizzly 2 was filmed in 1983 but not released until 2020
#monsterdon #grizzly2

One last post: Grizzly 2 looks AMAZING and I would never have known it existed if not for #monsterdon. I wonder if SBIG has ever done this one. ...and now I want a beer.

@ottaross I find your suspicion extremely plausible. #monsterdon

Someday they will invent the denouement. But not this night.

Well that was certainly a movie about a normal bear! The amount that was done through offscreen/POV work was HILARIOUS. 😂 Goodnight #monsterdon and thanks to @Taweret for hosting and @ryan for streaming so I don't have to be neurotic about time syncing!

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this baery beary good treat!

🅱️ and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! "Sympathy for the bear"? More like #TeamBear

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Some missed because my instance choked on the tootstream tonight! I choked laughing at all the funny!!

Well that was pretty un-bear-able

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! See y'all next week! (or stick around for Grizzly II on @miru)

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@cargot_robbie we’ll keep the light on for you #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok that's what they said about that whale in oregon too

i'm telling you

two minutes 'til bearfat rain

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Wait, I thought there was going to be an investigation when this was all over.

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#Monsterdon the sequel is 9% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Don has to pay for his war crimes

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#monsterdon That's how you're going to end it?

Nobody did anything clever.
None of the side plots were resolved.
Even the romances didn't go anywhere.

They just shot at the bear until they hit the one and a half hour mark.

Fun times with the #monsterdon crew!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 yeah that chopper's toast man. i guess i got my wish sorta? the bear *did* disable the helicopter :D

Well I was right about racist-slur-guy dying, at least. Weird that his insides were made of red paint. #monsterdon

FInal results:

Bear 9.75, people 1.5

Bear got 0.25 for little Bobby's leg.
Bear got 0.5 for bear cub.

People got 0.5 for providing bear cub to bear.

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Lost opportunity for the bear to put on sunglasses and saunter away from the explosion

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That bear exploded like the fricking Death Star. #monsterdon

It was a "Jaws" ending afterall.
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And that is how the Bear Fire destroyed a million acres
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There's no .50 cal on that chopper so Don really doesn't know what he's doing

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The bear 'sploded

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RPG'd the bear so hard he vaporized into SOME OTHER SCENE

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WHY THE FUCK HE HAS A ROCKET LAUNCHER
the fuck kinda rangers these guys?????
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[sad harmonica sounds]

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Can we choose a season and stay with it?

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Napalm strike, damn it. #Monsterdon

firing a rocket launcher from a helicopter would be incredibly dangerous, how did that guy survive 'nam

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Or you could pick him up with your helicopter

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We go back to our helicopter and spot the Murder Bear, we decide that it was "programmed like a damned computer" and also that it was returning to the scene of its crimes for unclear reasons.

We start strafing it with the helicopter, but the helicopter doesn't have guns or rockets or other fun helicopter murder toys. We lose the bear and then find it again.

#monsterdon

Oh good. He's dead

#monsterdon

NO I'm naming the helicopter Frederick. You can't kill it now, bear, it has a name.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

they're going to drive the helicopter into the bear....in Jaws the shark took out the boat, so here the bear will......

yep, there it is.

#Monsterdon

"Yeaaah I don't need another 'we're not so different' speech, I get a lot of those"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ah shit. He's gonna survive

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This Grissly is... smarter than the average bear.

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

Damn, Scotty's having a real bad day #Monsterdon

@diazona @kcarr2015 Wow, Teddy got snubbed. Even Skeleton got his rightful credit.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2213817/

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I was so distracted by horse decaptitation that I almost missed another littlest helicopter appearance.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

You can't kill him, he's a main character!
Okay maybe a few scratches.

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A livestream bear caught another salmon, if you were wondering

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The movie takes a unexpected left turn as Scottie rises from the grave!

#Monsterdon

@hollie 😂

no you're not

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ugh, to wake up grass-covered and ketchup-stained in the field...

#monsterdon

Day Of The Animals is a great movie by the way. Full disclosure - I voted for it instead of Grizzly

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Wait a minute. He’s good bear wisdom. Would he play dead? #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAH WTAF.
That horse's head must have been spring-loaded. #monsterdon

Whoops! That horse's head flew right off.

G'night Scotty, Teddy's just gonna bury you so you stay warm. Or somethin'.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That...

That didn't just happen.

😳😂🤣
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Wow. Scottie went down fast. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Scotty is going to reason with the bear. Let's see how this works for him.
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On the other paw, he’s got too much hubris to live. I guess. #monsterdon

This movie should have been 15-30 minutes shorter

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I don't think Teddy is really burying that guy...

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@jivens lol

Bobby's mother doesn't seem like a terribly good kisser

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@strangefour This is definitely a "make your own fun" kind of movie.

#Monsterdon

six bear handlers you say

six handlebears

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Okay, in this scene you find blood on a tree. Then in this scene you find more blood on a tree. Then... you guessed it, blood on a tree. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@diazona “Twas love that slayed the bear”
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All 3 men slept outside all night, and NONE got mauled by the bear?
#monsterdon

So that whole night scene was just to pad out the time?
#monsterdon

@jsadow
We shall not bear it.
Unbearable.

#Monsterdon

So Kelly lives and the guy with him gets et. Kelly gets saved at the last instant by the cosplay guy? This I have foretold. #monsterdon

You know, this bear has outsmarted them enough times that they should probably admit they're actually pretty stupid.

The people, I mean. The bear's a fuckin' genius.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This is not gonna end well. #monsterdon

@rebeld “We’re gonna need a bigger horse”
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Was the entire point of that bear cub scene to establish that the bear was male? Did they just have a trained bear cub they wanted to include in the movie?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh I thought maybe the bear would eat the helicopter. Or steal it. #Monsterdon

“If we know one thing about grizzlies.” I don’t think you know anything about grizzlies. #Monsterdon

Oh sure *now* the bear decides to run away

Like, I've been enduring listening to these annoying rangers all movie long, is it too much to ask to have them mauled a bit #TeamMonster

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The massive flaw here to me is that I hope all the people die and the bear lives. #monsterdon

Bear has had combat training. #Monsterdon

Kinda feels like "leave bait out to attract the bear" is a plan they should have tried a long time ago

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its fur is black. come on now

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It’s the helicopter that’s driving the grizzly insane!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Is that your gun? That's not going to work. Here's a weapon you're unfamiliar with."

Yeah, 'Nam was a good time

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safe? Safe? The BEAR is safe. It's YOU idiots who are bear food

oh there's bear again he's such a good boiiiiiiiiiiiii

so pretty

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 i really want to see the bear take down a helicopter

Can a bear fly a copter?
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A racist pacifist? Interesting mix #Monsterdon

Oh part of the kid is alive, then everything is OK -- we'll just drive down some washed out forest roads to get him to the hospital in the city
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I was at Yellowstone in 77 or 78. A park ranger's wife was out jogging and got killed by a bear. They told us to be careful, but that was it

#monsterdon

Little bobby is alive, so, updating the stats.

Bear 6.75, people 0.5

#monsterdon

"Any news about the bunny?"

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Does this bear have a mouth in its chest? Eldritch bear?

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But did the bunny survive?! #Monsterdon

What was the bear even mauling them with?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I think we need to call it, folks... this bear is a caucavore. #monsterdon

Another scene where a child is playing outside and petting a rabbit, while being stalked by the Murder Bear. This is notable because the rabbit is super cute.

Then the rabbit murders the child and his mother. Shout out to the mother for swatting at the bear a little bit.

#monsterdon

Did at least the bunny make it? #monsterdon

Are we in the mountains of Appalachia?

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...I see you found another sandwich.
#monsterdon

Oh hello again 70s racism... Bleh.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Is the sandwich eating supposed to be a running gag?

#monsterdon

"That boy's weird."

...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon