Is the sandwich eating supposed to be a running gag?

#monsterdon

"That boy's weird."

...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon

Everyone's acting so hard it's making me exhausted

#Monsterdon

Kelly, could ya go easy on the hooch? You've slipped into Captain Kirk lighting

#Monsterdon

It's OK to get your lines wrong if you are playing a drunk guy
#monsterdon

"Like 'Nam all over again!"

Yeah, General McNamara is sending you boys in, he says you're every bit as good as normal recruits. #Monsterdon

from Park Ranger to Real Estate Developer.

#monsterdon

How to Succeed In Bearness Without Really Trying
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Sure, looks legit.

We get another scene where Ranger Kelly is yelling at the Park Administrator asking him to close the park; Ranger Kelly accuses the evil park admin of leaving the park open so the murder bear can kill people so he gets his name in the papers so he can go to washington and get a big office and be famous for "the guy who ran that park where a bear murdered a lot of people"

#monsterdon

Plot twist, the politician is a werebear.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

@nev I mean sure, but do us the kindess of HIDING it a little! #Monsterdon

We’ve got a boopable snoot! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I think he's going to continue killing, boss. #monsterdon

Stephen King, do you plan to write a scary book about this bear?

#Monsterdon

That ranger was made of ragdoll. #monsterdon

They should have made a 1/4 scale tower so they could pretend this is a kaiju sized bear.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The next daytime, Ranger Horse is standing guard in his designated watch tower, looking everywhere with his binoculars as a bunch of the hunters decide to run in a herd and whoop for no reason. The bear notices him and approaches the tower.

Then he sees the Murder Bear and reports it via radiophone. The Murder Bear is mad and so starts shaking his tower; because it is poorly constructed and the bear has super strength the whole thing shakes a lot when the Bear hits it.

#monsterdon

Bear: gently rocks one thin support, not even one of the thick support pillars

Entire tower: shakes like it’s in a 8.0 earthquake

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait until the bear catches my heat pheromones and you'll change your tune afterwards! Or I will... **walks funny**

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 eyyyyyyyy it's a bear! we see a whole bear!

@Ayyyydrew So you're saying we'll end up with a Toho bear?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The one guy's voice is so much like a Hanna Barbera actor it's distracting me. And it was in some bear-related cartoon. Can't remember. Driving me nuts. #Monsterdon

A good rule of thumb in the horror genre is that if someone says they'll do something in a definitive way, that person is about to die #Monsterdon

Is the bear going up that tiny ladder?

#Monsterdon

Herd of grizzlies?

#monsterdon

Now we've got our Quint USS Indianapolis story from the dipshit pilot, but how could anything ever compare? Yet they always try

#Monsterdon

more drama
#monsterdon

So this really is just lazy plagiarism of Jaws. Like even more so than I expected.
#monsterdon

@kshernandez I'd at least call the bear guy at the zoo. #monsterdon

And he turned around and there was a claw stuck in the car door. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This guy has a special potent poison, but it won't penetrate the shark's, er uh bear's hide. So, do we get a bear cage and try to shove it in his mouth?
#monsterdon

"Let tell you story bout a man named Jed. Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed. "#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh god, this is going to be the USS Indianapolis story from Jaws but bad
#monsterdon

that actor was so hungry he ate half of his last line
#Monsterdon

Guy, other guy, and third guy

#Monsterdon

I wonder what the grizzly is up to

#Monsterdon

I do like how the bear is bigger each time described.

#monsterdon

The Park Rangers meet the rangers and decide that the Murder Bear is a boy because only male bears will eat other bears, like the poor bear cub. They draft the hunters as sidekicks to give them extra redshirts when they meet the bear again.

Ranger Bear assigns Ranger Horse to go spawn camp in a tower. Ranger Horse dislikes this because he doesn't want to miss the Bear War, even if watching a tower is still serving in the Bear War.

#monsterdon

@nev another great catch on the waterfall, i wonder what it takes to get a waterfall spot, being able to have a plate on the rock seems like a status symbol

#monsterdon #BearFeed

@sean 😂

#Monsterdon

Grizzly is a BOY bear that's why it only eats girls that's HARD SCIENCE #Monsterdon

Will these men bond over a bear/WWII story?

#Monsterdon

Seriously though this WOULD be a lot better if Kelly was Dick Miller.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ha! Yeah that's what black bear cubs are like. Just sniffing around your ankles, waiting for an ear scratch.

#monsterdon

We know it's a he from the distinctive third line of drag marks. #monsterdon

Spy Bear
#monsterdon

the bear may be listening to you right now

but it's ok, I don't think they understand English.

#monsterdon

"he could be listening to us right now"
surely the bear has better movies to watch.

#monsterdon

yes, messing with a bear cub is the best idea

i'm sure mom will love that you use it as bait

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Selfish prick portrayed as maverick with a heart of gold was a standard trope in the 70s

#monsterdon

Can't believe no one on the feed made an "Exit, pursued by a bear" joke yet!

(I can believe the movie characters aren't that educated, and also none of them watched the bear chase that guy)

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

Last week we had malarkey, now we've got a maverick on our hands.

#monsterdon

@trixter @caban4 @Crazypedia I thought the same #Monsterdon

@paco #monsterdon

that's probably why he got away!

I make this forest a part of me. Soon, I will make it a part of YOU. (apologies to The Running Man) #monsterdon

"It's not *your* forest, Kelly"

It's *DeForest* Kelly :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Dang. He got away

#monsterdon

MAVRIII--oh shit, wait, I already made that joke #Monsterdon

Guy: running through dense forest
Bear: running through open field
Guy: running through dense forest
Bear: running through open field
Guy: running through dense forest
Bear: running through open field

What is this guy so worried about? The bear is nowhere near him!

#Monsterdon

They should lure the bear into the hotel with horny humans then trap the bear inside and set fire to the hotel, all the while laughing at the old dude who loves his hotel

#Monsterdon

the rare ghostbusters tree pole slide #monsterdon

For a man-eating bear, he's really shown a penchant for the ladies so far.

Maybe this dude will break the pattern?

#monsterdon

Another scene of men shouting at each other...how did ANYTHING get done in those days?

#Monsterdon

This production clearly had to rent the bear outfit by the hour. #monsterdon

"we promise this is not two people walking in a bear-bottom suit"

#monsterdon

Oh I'm pretty sure I saw a marshmallow being toasted in that campfire scene, which means I have bingo!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

They're really working us up to cheer when the park supervisor gets his just desserts.

The staff is probably stuffing his jacket with cold-cuts already.

#monsterdon

Oh boy unruly local yokel bear hunting posse. #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Oh did your family send you to camp corpse-a-lot in the summer, too?

#monsterdon

does the bear have powers? is that why it keeps getting POV shots like a Dr who monster?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it's horrible to say this, but I wish both the lovers have been attacked, because then I'd have bingo.

I know the bear has killed three women but I'd still trust the bear over these hunters....

#Monsterdon

Not sure if the tent lady doing her makeup was bear attacked or doing an exorcist thing.

#monsterdon

"Show's over, go back to your campsites"???? You expect these kids to sleep now? #Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 #Grizzly was a very close second. Very close.

#monsterdon

"Because you're crying like a big baby you can ride in the ambulance out of shame, so the children don't see you"

The 70s were harsh

#Monsterdon

I was 7 in 1976, and we sure did love group singalongs

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

BINGO !!

"we need some jaws music, but in a very not-copyright-violation way" #monsterdon

Pleistocene Park?

#monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear I'd like a rant on how big bears should be, and if extinct ones were more like modern brown bears or polar bears in diet

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Tried really hard there bud....

#Monsterdon

It's not a grizzly 😒

Oh, it is 😏

I'm telling ya, it can't be 😒

And I'm telling YOU, it's a grizzly 😏

This scene had been going on for at least 45 minutes

#Monsterdon

Sing louder kids, gotta make sure the flesh-eating bear hears you #Monsterdon

they're not carnivores. even I know that

#Monsterdon

Gah TUBI AD.
#monsterdon

meanwhile on bear feed, the bears are just shoveling an entire river of salmon in their mouths. eating the whole woods is what they are supposed to do
https://youtu.be/73-EekdVVU8

#monsterdon

and due to the drag pattern, we know his bear c*ck is 3 feet long #monsterdon

They are using the children as bait...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Migratory and straight, check and check... wait... eating... nevermind.

...So this takes place in a universe where the grizzly bear is extinct? #Monsterdon

might be our baby
shoot it!
#monsterdon

Double denim chopper pilot, very 70s

#Monsterdon

If they have to land every time he sees something this is gonna be a long flight. #Monsterdon

...the bear likes women 😬

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I'm waiting for the scene where the bear takes the helicopter out of the air.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 i wonder what the helicopter's doi--HEYYYY LOOK WHO'S BACK

@Configures I thought there were a few hours, or maybe even a day between when Ranger Horse was horsing around and when Ranger Horse traded his horse for a jeep.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Skinny dipping, with a man-eating bear in the area that you are looking for. Where do we start, basic training, park ranger training, perhapos OSHA!?!? Ah well, that's done. This moves quick. I like the blood in the waterfall and the river, that's clever!