We go back to our helicopter and spot the Murder Bear, we decide that it was "programmed like a damned computer" and also that it was returning to the scene of its crimes for unclear reasons.
We start strafing it with the helicopter, but the helicopter doesn't have guns or rockets or other fun helicopter murder toys. We lose the bear and then find it again.
Oh good. He's dead
NO I'm naming the helicopter Frederick. You can't kill it now, bear, it has a name.
they're going to drive the helicopter into the bear....in Jaws the shark took out the boat, so here the bear will......
yep, there it is.
All choppers are bear food
"Yeaaah I don't need another 'we're not so different' speech, I get a lot of those"
Ah shit. He's gonna survive
This Grissly is... smarter than the average bear.
Damn, Scotty's having a real bad day #Monsterdon
@diazona @kcarr2015 Wow, Teddy got snubbed. Even Skeleton got his rightful credit.
I was so distracted by horse decaptitation that I almost missed another littlest helicopter appearance.
You can't kill him, he's a main character!
Okay maybe a few scratches.
A livestream bear caught another salmon, if you were wondering
The movie takes a unexpected left turn as Scottie rises from the grave!
ugh, to wake up grass-covered and ketchup-stained in the field...
Day Of The Animals is a great movie by the way. Full disclosure - I voted for it instead of Grizzly
Wait a minute. Heβs good bear wisdom. Would he play dead? #monsterdon
HAHAHAHAH WTAF.
That horse's head must have been spring-loaded. #monsterdon
I think that was monsterdon's first horse decapitation?
Whoops! That horse's head flew right off.
G'night Scotty, Teddy's just gonna bury you so you stay warm. Or somethin'.
Wow. Scottie went down fast. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
Scotty is going to reason with the bear. Let's see how this works for him.
#Monsterdon
On the other paw, heβs got too much hubris to live. I guess. #monsterdon
This movie should have been 15-30 minutes shorter
I don't think Teddy is really burying that guy...
@strangefour This is definitely a "make your own fun" kind of movie.
Okay, in this scene you find blood on a tree. Then in this scene you find more blood on a tree. Then... you guessed it, blood on a tree. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
@diazona βTwas love that slayed the bearβ
#monsterdon
All 3 men slept outside all night, and NONE got mauled by the bear?
#monsterdon
So that whole night scene was just to pad out the time?
#monsterdon
@jsadow
We shall not bear it.
Unbearable.
So Kelly lives and the guy with him gets et. Kelly gets saved at the last instant by the cosplay guy? This I have foretold. #monsterdon
You know, this bear has outsmarted them enough times that they should probably admit they're actually pretty stupid.
The people, I mean. The bear's a fuckin' genius.
This is not gonna end well. #monsterdon
@rebeld βWeβre gonna need a bigger horseβ
#monsterdon
Was the entire point of that bear cub scene to establish that the bear was male? Did they just have a trained bear cub they wanted to include in the movie?
Oh I thought maybe the bear would eat the helicopter. Or steal it. #Monsterdon
βIf we know one thing about grizzlies.β I donβt think you know anything about grizzlies. #Monsterdon
I'm so on Team Bear I'm glad he snatched the trap dear after leading the humans on a merry chase
Oh sure *now* the bear decides to run away
Like, I've been enduring listening to these annoying rangers all movie long, is it too much to ask to have them mauled a bit #TeamMonster
The massive flaw here to me is that I hope all the people die and the bear lives. #monsterdon
Bear has had combat training. #Monsterdon
Kinda feels like "leave bait out to attract the bear" is a plan they should have tried a long time ago
its fur is black. come on now
Itβs the helicopter thatβs driving the grizzly insane!
#monsterdon "Is that your gun? That's not going to work. Here's a weapon you're unfamiliar with."
Yeah, 'Nam was a good time
safe? Safe? The BEAR is safe. It's YOU idiots who are bear food
oh there's bear again he's such a good boiiiiiiiiiiiii
so pretty
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 i really want to see the bear take down a helicopter
Can a bear fly a copter?
#Monsterdon
A racist pacifist? Interesting mix #Monsterdon
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Oh part of the kid is alive, then everything is OK -- we'll just drive down some washed out forest roads to get him to the hospital in the city
#monsterdon
"Any news about the bunny?"
Does this bear have a mouth in its chest? Eldritch bear?
But did the bunny survive?! #Monsterdon
What was the bear even mauling them with?
I think we need to call it, folks... this bear is a caucavore. #monsterdon
Another scene where a child is playing outside and petting a rabbit, while being stalked by the Murder Bear. This is notable because the rabbit is super cute.
Then the rabbit murders the child and his mother. Shout out to the mother for swatting at the bear a little bit.
Oh man! #Monsterdon
Did at least the bunny make it? #monsterdon
I feel like there is a straight line from #Jaws to #Halloween that runs right through #Grissly.
Are we in the mountains of Appalachia?
...I see you found another sandwich.
#monsterdon
Oh hello again 70s racism... Bleh.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
"That boy's weird."
...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon
Everyone's acting so hard it's making me exhausted
Kelly, could ya go easy on the hooch? You've slipped into Captain Kirk lighting
It's OK to get your lines wrong if you are playing a drunk guy
#monsterdon
"Like 'Nam all over again!"
Yeah, General McNamara is sending you boys in, he says you're every bit as good as normal recruits. #Monsterdon
from Park Ranger to Real Estate Developer.
How to Succeed In Bearness Without Really Trying
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Sure, looks legit.
We get another scene where Ranger Kelly is yelling at the Park Administrator asking him to close the park; Ranger Kelly accuses the evil park admin of leaving the park open so the murder bear can kill people so he gets his name in the papers so he can go to washington and get a big office and be famous for "the guy who ran that park where a bear murdered a lot of people"
Plot twist, the politician is a werebear.
@nev I mean sure, but do us the kindess of HIDING it a little! #Monsterdon
Weβve got a boopable snoot! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
I think he's going to continue killing, boss. #monsterdon
Stephen King, do you plan to write a scary book about this bear?
That ranger was made of ragdoll. #monsterdon
I am a professional so I'm going to feel for this guy's pulse in the wrong place. With gloves on. #monsterdon
They should have made a 1/4 scale tower so they could pretend this is a kaiju sized bear.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
The next daytime, Ranger Horse is standing guard in his designated watch tower, looking everywhere with his binoculars as a bunch of the hunters decide to run in a herd and whoop for no reason. The bear notices him and approaches the tower.
Then he sees the Murder Bear and reports it via radiophone. The Murder Bear is mad and so starts shaking his tower; because it is poorly constructed and the bear has super strength the whole thing shakes a lot when the Bear hits it.
Bear: gently rocks one thin support, not even one of the thick support pillars
Entire tower: shakes like itβs in a 8.0 earthquake
#monsterdon Wait until the bear catches my heat pheromones and you'll change your tune afterwards! Or I will... **walks funny**
hahahah hahah
#monsterdon
Hi bear!
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 eyyyyyyyy it's a bear! we see a whole bear!
@Ayyyydrew So you're saying we'll end up with a Toho bear?
The one guy's voice is so much like a Hanna Barbera actor it's distracting me. And it was in some bear-related cartoon. Can't remember. Driving me nuts. #Monsterdon
honestly, if this movie were all 1970's brand Uplifting Orchestrations and Shots of Nature, i'd be here for it. every time these three guys get on screen and start shouting at each other, i wanna change the channel.
A good rule of thumb in the horror genre is that if someone says they'll do something in a definitive way, that person is about to die #Monsterdon
EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN AND MAKE A SMORE!
Is the bear going up that tiny ladder?
Herd of grizzlies?