firing a rocket launcher from a helicopter would be incredibly dangerous, how did that guy survive 'nam

#monsterdon

rocket????
what???
#monsterdon

Or you could pick him up with your helicopter

#monsterdon

We go back to our helicopter and spot the Murder Bear, we decide that it was "programmed like a damned computer" and also that it was returning to the scene of its crimes for unclear reasons.

We start strafing it with the helicopter, but the helicopter doesn't have guns or rockets or other fun helicopter murder toys. We lose the bear and then find it again.

#monsterdon

Oh good. He's dead

#monsterdon

NO I'm naming the helicopter Frederick. You can't kill it now, bear, it has a name.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

they're going to drive the helicopter into the bear....in Jaws the shark took out the boat, so here the bear will......

yep, there it is.

#Monsterdon

All choppers are bear food

#monsterdon

"Yeaaah I don't need another 'we're not so different' speech, I get a lot of those"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ah shit. He's gonna survive

#monsterdon

This Grissly is... smarter than the average bear.

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

Damn, Scotty's having a real bad day #Monsterdon

@diazona @kcarr2015 Wow, Teddy got snubbed. Even Skeleton got his rightful credit.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2213817/

#Monsterdon

I was so distracted by horse decaptitation that I almost missed another littlest helicopter appearance.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

You can't kill him, he's a main character!
Okay maybe a few scratches.

#monsterdon

A livestream bear caught another salmon, if you were wondering

#Monsterdon

The movie takes a unexpected left turn as Scottie rises from the grave!

#Monsterdon

@hollie 😂

no you're not

#Monsterdon

ugh, to wake up grass-covered and ketchup-stained in the field...

#monsterdon

Day Of The Animals is a great movie by the way. Full disclosure - I voted for it instead of Grizzly

#monsterdon

Wait a minute. He’s good bear wisdom. Would he play dead? #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAH WTAF.
That horse's head must have been spring-loaded. #monsterdon

I think that was monsterdon's first horse decapitation?

#Monsterdon

Whoops! That horse's head flew right off.

G'night Scotty, Teddy's just gonna bury you so you stay warm. Or somethin'.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That...

That didn't just happen.

😳😂🤣
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Wow. Scottie went down fast. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Scotty is going to reason with the bear. Let's see how this works for him.
#Monsterdon

On the other paw, he’s got too much hubris to live. I guess. #monsterdon

This movie should have been 15-30 minutes shorter

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I don't think Teddy is really burying that guy...

#Monsterdon

@jivens lol

Bobby's mother doesn't seem like a terribly good kisser

#Monsterdon

@strangefour This is definitely a "make your own fun" kind of movie.

#Monsterdon

six bear handlers you say

six handlebears

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Okay, in this scene you find blood on a tree. Then in this scene you find more blood on a tree. Then... you guessed it, blood on a tree. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@diazona “Twas love that slayed the bear”
#monsterdon

All 3 men slept outside all night, and NONE got mauled by the bear?
#monsterdon

So that whole night scene was just to pad out the time?
#monsterdon

@jsadow
We shall not bear it.
Unbearable.

#Monsterdon

so sleeby

which is sleebier

bear or me?

close call

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

So Kelly lives and the guy with him gets et. Kelly gets saved at the last instant by the cosplay guy? This I have foretold. #monsterdon

You know, this bear has outsmarted them enough times that they should probably admit they're actually pretty stupid.

The people, I mean. The bear's a fuckin' genius.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This is not gonna end well. #monsterdon

@rebeld “We’re gonna need a bigger horse”
#monsterdon

Was the entire point of that bear cub scene to establish that the bear was male? Did they just have a trained bear cub they wanted to include in the movie?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh I thought maybe the bear would eat the helicopter. Or steal it. #Monsterdon

“If we know one thing about grizzlies.” I don’t think you know anything about grizzlies. #Monsterdon

I'm so on Team Bear I'm glad he snatched the trap dear after leading the humans on a merry chase

#Monsterdon

Oh sure *now* the bear decides to run away

Like, I've been enduring listening to these annoying rangers all movie long, is it too much to ask to have them mauled a bit #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

The massive flaw here to me is that I hope all the people die and the bear lives. #monsterdon

Bear has had combat training. #Monsterdon

Kinda feels like "leave bait out to attract the bear" is a plan they should have tried a long time ago

#Monsterdon

its fur is black. come on now

#Monsterdon

It’s the helicopter that’s driving the grizzly insane!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "Is that your gun? That's not going to work. Here's a weapon you're unfamiliar with."

Yeah, 'Nam was a good time

#monsterdon

safe? Safe? The BEAR is safe. It's YOU idiots who are bear food

oh there's bear again he's such a good boiiiiiiiiiiiii

so pretty

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 i really want to see the bear take down a helicopter

Can a bear fly a copter?
#Monsterdon

A racist pacifist? Interesting mix #Monsterdon

Oh part of the kid is alive, then everything is OK -- we'll just drive down some washed out forest roads to get him to the hospital in the city
#monsterdon

I was at Yellowstone in 77 or 78. A park ranger's wife was out jogging and got killed by a bear. They told us to be careful, but that was it

#monsterdon

Little bobby is alive, so, updating the stats.

Bear 6.75, people 0.5

#monsterdon

"Any news about the bunny?"

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Linked-In Post, Cocaine-fueled all-hands call, weird story about indians and a herd of murder bears, really the same forces are being channeled there. #monsterdon

Does this bear have a mouth in its chest? Eldritch bear?

#Monsterdon

But did the bunny survive?! #Monsterdon

What was the bear even mauling them with?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I think we need to call it, folks... this bear is a caucavore. #monsterdon

Another scene where a child is playing outside and petting a rabbit, while being stalked by the Murder Bear. This is notable because the rabbit is super cute.

Then the rabbit murders the child and his mother. Shout out to the mother for swatting at the bear a little bit.

#monsterdon

Oh man! #Monsterdon

Did at least the bunny make it? #monsterdon

I feel like there is a straight line from #Jaws to #Halloween that runs right through #Grissly.

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

Are we in the mountains of Appalachia?

#monsterdon

...I see you found another sandwich.
#monsterdon

Oh hello again 70s racism... Bleh.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Is the sandwich eating supposed to be a running gag?

#monsterdon

"That boy's weird."

...Says the man in a cowboy hat. #Monsterdon

Everyone's acting so hard it's making me exhausted

#Monsterdon

Kelly, could ya go easy on the hooch? You've slipped into Captain Kirk lighting

#Monsterdon

It's OK to get your lines wrong if you are playing a drunk guy
#monsterdon

"Like 'Nam all over again!"

Yeah, General McNamara is sending you boys in, he says you're every bit as good as normal recruits. #Monsterdon

from Park Ranger to Real Estate Developer.

#monsterdon

How to Succeed In Bearness Without Really Trying
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Sure, looks legit.

We get another scene where Ranger Kelly is yelling at the Park Administrator asking him to close the park; Ranger Kelly accuses the evil park admin of leaving the park open so the murder bear can kill people so he gets his name in the papers so he can go to washington and get a big office and be famous for "the guy who ran that park where a bear murdered a lot of people"

#monsterdon

Plot twist, the politician is a werebear.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

@nev I mean sure, but do us the kindess of HIDING it a little! #Monsterdon

We’ve got a boopable snoot! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I think he's going to continue killing, boss. #monsterdon

Stephen King, do you plan to write a scary book about this bear?

#Monsterdon

That ranger was made of ragdoll. #monsterdon

I am a professional so I'm going to feel for this guy's pulse in the wrong place. With gloves on. #monsterdon

They should have made a 1/4 scale tower so they could pretend this is a kaiju sized bear.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The next daytime, Ranger Horse is standing guard in his designated watch tower, looking everywhere with his binoculars as a bunch of the hunters decide to run in a herd and whoop for no reason. The bear notices him and approaches the tower.

Then he sees the Murder Bear and reports it via radiophone. The Murder Bear is mad and so starts shaking his tower; because it is poorly constructed and the bear has super strength the whole thing shakes a lot when the Bear hits it.

#monsterdon

Bear: gently rocks one thin support, not even one of the thick support pillars

Entire tower: shakes like it’s in a 8.0 earthquake

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait until the bear catches my heat pheromones and you'll change your tune afterwards! Or I will... **walks funny**

hahahah hahah
#monsterdon

Hi bear!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 eyyyyyyyy it's a bear! we see a whole bear!

@Ayyyydrew So you're saying we'll end up with a Toho bear?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976