So far this #monsterdon movie would make a good lazy backstory for an RPG quest.
DM: The grizzled ranger tells you "Yeah there's a bear that keeps killing people here. We can't kill it because we drop our guns every time we see it. It has eaten seventeen of our rangers so far. Can you kill it and bring us back its pelt?"
7 minutes left and we are somberly remembering someone with maybe 2 minutes of characterization, going as fast as we can away from the bear #monsterdon
"You two were quite alike....you both liked denim.."
Holy horse head on a field!
Only 13minutes left in my feed.
They've somehow got to get the park supervisor eaten, and fit the credits in still.
I would sleep inside the chopper....
Not to get too political but if we shot this movie in 2025 I would want a scene with ICE agents trying to ID the grizzly to make sure he's not an immigrant.
Barefoot bear shotsβ¦ the writerβs barely disguised fetish
What are the odds that we get to see a close-up of Grizzlyβs nipple?
A friend just walked into the room, saw 10 seconds of the movie, and called it "Jaws in the forest". So
You know, I really thought the fortunes of the resort were going to be important to the plot
This hyperintelligent bear's murder spree brought to you by REFRESHING COCA COLA.
They definitely taught a grizzly bear how to break down a fire watch tower in the woods for this film. This is why Smokey had to go on a recruitment campaign.
Guy who lives in the woods and wears deer skin has been developing tranquilizers?
...Who is this prick, anyway? #Monsterdon
Black bears usually just walk up so you can pet them
"Can we help?"
Sure, you've been reliable and trustworthy so far 9_9 #Monsterdon
A few years back I saw Grizzlies in a sanctuary in Montana. They were unbelievably huge. Like, paws that would cover my whole face. Really, they shouldn't be in human care at all, but some can't be safely released in the wild.
Bear on bear violence! #Monsterdon
"Hey, let's cuddle the wild cub, they're so cute!"
WE'VE GOT TO CLOSE THE BEACHES #Monsterdon
Whoops, slipped into a Wes Anderson camping movie. Sorry, folks. #Monsterdon
Kids camp, awesome! They taste like chicken! #monsterdon
There's a 1976 Canadian tuxedo
"Well that means he's established his territory"
Sir his territory is clearly BABES
"If you ain't a big bag of grits."
No, polenta. #Monsterdon
Nice shot with the blood in the waterfall.
She got et.
I can't believe they fired me from my job writing descriptive text for subtitles.
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Because we are unusually efficient in this movie, we decide to go ahead and tell people to evacuate the park because there's a Murder Bear there. But the National Park visitors insist that the Camping and Hiking must go on, so they flock to the park in droves anywhere.
Bring the bear in for questioning
I don't understand the aggression in this scene, are they just so butch and 70s they have to shout at each other?
I'm just making up this mother/cub theory straight outta my ass
"Everybody just fan out and kill everything you see"
Oh nice, the bear re-built the shack before he left! #Monsterdon
"What story does this face tell you?"
Cannibal Men of the Moon. #Monsterdon
What a disarming scene
Does the bear also have a machete? #Monsterdon
β Wandering off to pee
This music is aggressively cutesy, I'm fully expecting some sort of hard rock Black Sabbath shit for the attacks. #Monsterdon
"Clean boots before entering" cop boy here should've scraped his face #Monsterdon
"Now I want a hard target search of every elf tree, gnome hut, witch's cottage and teddy bear picnic in this valley!" #Monsterdon
Every one of these hippie assholes is going to get eaten by a giant bear
This music is offensively jaunty. I am offended by this jauntiness!
#Monsterdon that was, a movie. LOL. Rawr. Kaboom. Jaws in the Forest.
LOL! πππ That bear blowed up real good! π»π₯π₯π₯
They could've fed the bear all the red herrings
Kelly's love life, Don's war past, Kittridge's ambitions, Scott's theories, whatever that was with the reporter - all went nowhere
Grizzly is not bad bad, it's not good bad. It's mediocre bad.
Prophecy still reigns supreme as the best bear movie for me.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
What the fuck
The bear was completely vaporized
@RamenCatholic Right? Like I picture chasing after one, "Come baaaack! I wanna hug!"
Tubi roulette landed on.....#monsterdon
if you can't get enough Girdler after that, I highly recommend Day of the Animals (1977) - More Girdler, more animals! (and Leslie Nielsen being an asshole)
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THEY BLEW IT UP. THEY BLEW IT ALL TO HELL! #monsterdon
Of all the possible endings, that was the most disappointing and the least fulfilling of the movie's promises. Could he not have at least taken its head off with the rotors? (I mean, the best ending would be Bear Wins, but barring that...)
Fuckin A. Thanks #monsterdon pals. Cap off your labor day tomorrow evening at 8 P ET with #MondayActionMovie.......Take care. See ya soon.
And a battlefield tactical nuke saves the day #Monsterdon
Wait - he's got a rocket launcher. lol
In his dying moments Double Denim explains how Immigrants are not the problem, it is the Rich
They're chasing a bear through a forest in a helicopter. And it's the climactic action sequence. #monsterdon
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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
BEAR IS HIJACKING THE HELICOPTER!
Okay he's not as big as they claim he is, but that is still a BIG BEAR.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
@Configures @springdiesel Mmmn β¦ bear claws.
"Programmed like some kind of damn computer." A young Stephen King gets an idea #monsterdon #darktower
Check out the Revenant here
Hugs! Hugs of death and friendship! #Monsterdon
I really wish the bear was spelling something out with where he leaves his kills.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
Scottie just looked tired. Like. "Well, fuck."
@CactuarJoe I think the bear should take the helicopter and fly back to the Kodiak Archipelago where he belongs.
HA HA HA YESSS YESSSSS!!!! #Monsterdon
Kodiak bears just have the sweetest faces
The one in this movie is a Kodiak named Teddy who was unusually large at 11ft
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#monsterdon Look, Grizzly, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but there's a lot more meat on a horse than there is on a human.
How Not To Be Seen #Monsterdon
lol, so he should have stayed dead then?
Family Guy (1976) starring Scottie.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
@nev that's definitely a Chuck TIngle book
"Where the hell are ya, Scottie?" Scotty doesn't know.
"Nnngh. I'm half buried and sticky... Did I miss something fun?" #Monsterdon
I haven't seen a single flashlight in this whole movie, and they're all traipsing around the forest at night, inspecting footprints, navigating to distant ridges, etc.
This outfit is giving "alternate universe where Jaques Cousteau was a forest ranger"
Soundtrack says Scottie does not get et at this time. #monsterdon
Apropos of nothing, thereβs an unconfirmed story of the crew tossing the bear actor marshmallows to get him to make growl-face. So Iβve been enjoying, every time growl-face shows up, imagining the bear actor demanding marshmallows. #monsterdon
Yes, I'm sure these guys can totally catch up to a 15-foot bear on foot. Makes total sense.
Y'know, in Alaska they would have done this whole chase in a cute little helicopter.
@yatsu There was a partial gut wound/cut but the guts didn't spill out when it was dragged so maybe it was a dummy? Not sure though.
The bear knows what a bolt action sounds like, huh
Run with a loaded gun to where your friend is!
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The bear has a cloaking device? How can he hide when he's 30 feet tall?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
It's a bear theory called "territoriality."
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Chekhovβs helicopter
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@strangefour huh I think a lot of people are watching ad-free versions... we're 1h7m in
I can't get over the ketchup-covered kid tossed in the hay.
Friend: "The bear just telepathically ate those two people"