Can I pet dat dawg? #monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This bear really takes things personally. He should really take a deep breath and center himself. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 in the 1970s, bears and lesbians did not get along

Her arm just flew right off. Considering how hard it is to actually rip apart a human body, does Teddy have saw blades instead of claws?

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

Followed up by #2, a face rip with a scream that echos forever ...

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Well, that was some of the best acting I’ve seen

in the last three seconds #Monsterdon

that had to be the flimsiest log cabin in existence.

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Will all the cars be green?
#Monsterdon

"yowling" is quite the subtitle for a woman being torn apart by a bear

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She wobbled. The bear attacked and she wobbled like a Weeble.

#Monsterdon

They should have packed some bear repelleant spray
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Every time the bear appears the volume doubles! o.O

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This is why you gotta get those special bear-proof food containers when you're backcountry camping.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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The Philharmonic Orchestra of London, when the LSO is out of your price range

It's the Cantina scene from Star Wars all over again! #Monsterdon

Great. Now she's in the Evil Dead shack. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

OMG!
#Monsterdon

Arthur Scott knows every bear. Yogi, Boo-boo, Smokey... Every bear. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bear-vision. Uh...still looks to be at human height. This bear must by hyoooooge! Or the cameraman's knees are shot.

Oh no! She ran into Patrick Batebear in the woods. Rotten luck!

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Dude! Fake limbs and tempera paint already? #Monsterdon

Repeated echoey screams!

Betting she stays to get a photo of the bear.
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Megan lending a hand wherever she can

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#monsterdon And her arm goes flying!!

As long as they keep making these grizzlys taller than our ladders we’re going to have this happen over and over

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

I feel like someone should’ve brought the bear spray #Monsterdon

No! Bad grizzly! You mauled the wrong person!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

also how did he not hear the bear? it was loud as balls

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Okay. That's two down.

Didn't waste a lot of time there.

the bear turned into a whale according to the sound designers
#Monsterdon

That's one innocent bystander down! Less both arms, too.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

wow we went straight to GRISLY with the GRIZZLY

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Yeah, that's definitely not just a person in a really crappy bear suit. Nope.

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AND IT'S OUTTA HERE!

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Horse sounds like it has cold now #monsterdon

I have a gut feeling we are going to get a lot of high to lo shots in this movie...
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Sees a bear, and just goes to pieces.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

I've seen those videos of bears opening people's fridges, she ain't safe!

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where is their fuckin bear bag, did they not have bear safety in the 70s or something #monsterdon

wow, that was her arm! nice.

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Oh this bear is a tall one

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Why I believe the story his face tells is that he IS a dissembler, that's right!

#Monsterdon

LMAO okay movie

okay

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Oh she ded! #monsterdon

this is a Blair Witch prequel.

#monsterdon

I don't know who any of these people are, etc., etc. but so far Grizzly-Vision is better than Ant-Vision

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This bear does not know how to hold a camera.

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Grizzly GoPro time #Monsterdon

That area is tricky…tricky like a bear!
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Is the pope catholic? does the first victim shit in the woods?
#monsterdon

@LuluHelle Well,

✅ Hairy
✅ Naked
✅ Running around the wilderness looking for girls

#Monsterdon

Lady are you gonna bury that TP? I don't see a shovel in your hand. #monsterdon

Somehow this scene pulls off looking like day-for-night in the daytime

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#monsterdon They left their FIRE GOING?! Irresponsible female lumberjacks

That guy really needs to bring his inhaler. #monsterdon #Grizzly1976

at least these ladies are wearing proper shoes for bear attacks
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Okay, this POV overdub is almost as breathy as the two women backpackers overdub. #monsterdon

Ooh. A horse. Is the horse gonna fight a bear? Is this Chekov's horse?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

OK, this bear POV is going to get tired fast.

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Nooooo don't kill the lesbian campers

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@apLundell Another monster plot driven by real estate shenanigans! #Monsterdon #Grizzly

Monster cam hell yeah #Monsterdon

Saw what I was pretty sure were bear tracks on a state park hiking trail. Needless to say the dogs & I wasted no time going back to the truck #monsterdon

The bear is engaged in its two favorite pastimes, heavy breathing and crashing through underbrush #monsterdon

Oh yeah, that's bear music. #Monsterdon

Great Grizzly POV shot...not #Monsterdon

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK #Monsterdon

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Science enthusiasts, this is another movie disappointment. The scientific name is stated incorrectly. Normal bear behavior is inaccurately described.
The only thing is true is stupid stuff park visitors do.

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@nev To catch you up: it's definitely 1976.

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Narrator: She wasn’t right back.

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wow two women as protagonists and they are just doing their own thing out on a camping trip, how many of these have we had #monsterdon

land shark

but with asthma

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BEAR CAM

Why does grizzly breathing sound like anyone in a 1980s mask?

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To that end where are the pic-a-nic baskets around here? #monsterdon

That better be a grizzly

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BEARCAM! #Monsterdon

Breathing heavily through a plastic tube is next level foley. #monsterdon

@amyfou Probably had the same dialog coach as the actors.
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Very chipper incidental music reminds me of Walt Disney.

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Pretty girls in an animal attack movie have the life expectancy of a mayfly. #Monsterdon

Grizzly-cam, with heavy grunting. Or werewolf cam, or sasquatch cam. It's hard to tell.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The bear is going to eat those women, isn't it?
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Woke up late from an after-dinner nap for #Monsterdon, Grizzly (1976)

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Oh Grizzlyvision is in effect!

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@Louisa Oh god are we going to have to see bear nipples in this? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

land shark

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I'm already rooting for the bear

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So the bear has asthma #Monsterdon

This grizzly sounds like a panting cow cut with big cat growling.

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mmmm, PineCam #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

There is always one who avoids doing the cleaning though....

Is that a Bechdel pass?

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Oh just a guy on a horse, gets me every time #Monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU BREATHING THROUGH A DRAINAGE PIPE

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Loon sound effects

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So, this is Jaws, but with a bear. Waiting for the nails-on-chalkboard scene. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Stay out of trouble."

"What kind of trouble?"

Well, maybe don't leave your cooking fire going while you hike "at least ten miles".

y'know the movie isn't named "Horse" for a reason

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#monsterdon The other side of the Pet Semetary.

They have a whole tent and fire going and plan to leave before it gets dark? Weird planning.

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo