Two economists are wandering lost in the woods and come across a pile of shit. One says "i'll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit". The other economist does it and accepts the $100. A few minutes later the same thing happens again and the other economist eats that pile of shit for $100.
"Wait, did we just paid each other to eat shit?"
"Yeah but we contributed $200 to the GDP"
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those weren't 'girls' they were women and then they were bloody dissembled manniquins
#monsterdon Just a couple of missing hikers, no big deal. Don't worry about it.
Where we're going we don't need roads. #monsterdon
OMG, the bear left a good meal to attack the other woman.
That bear is mad. Whoever did it, I think you should apologize.
Yikes! Thatβs 70s gore.
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those "girls" went missing when they said they'd be down "before dark" and it's barely even dusk yet
this movie would've been better if dick miller was in it #monsterdon
Jaunty music as everyone flees for their lives #monsterdon
flirting between generations
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I love how the second victim couldn't help but smile through the whole episode. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Only YOU can prevent forest fires... WHAP!!
Okay, that last lady just lazily leaning to the right while being murdered was pure comedy! LOL!
I thought it was the big bad wolf that blew down the house⦠#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
Grizzly bear: I'm more hungry than the average bear. #Monsterdon
Itβs a wampa!
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"...what story does this face tell ya?"
"You need a laxative?"
Okay, itβs not clear whether the director was trying to make a Jaws knockoff, but the composer clearly was. #monsterdon
Echoing death scream. Thatβs a choice.
(I am still laughing about that arm.) The bear said, "fuck that arm, tastes like shit."
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when bears ecosystems are challenged and they can't get enough food from their natural prey, they have been known to break through cabin walls to eat humans. it's sad but what else do you expect a normal bear to do? #monsterdon
Can I pet dat dawg? #monsterdon #Grizzly1976
This bear really takes things personally. He should really take a deep breath and center himself. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 in the 1970s, bears and lesbians did not get along
Her arm just flew right off. Considering how hard it is to actually rip apart a human body, does Teddy have saw blades instead of claws?
Followed up by #2, a face rip with a scream that echos forever ...
Well, that was some of the best acting Iβve seen
in the last three seconds #Monsterdon
that had to be the flimsiest log cabin in existence.
Will all the cars be green?
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"yowling" is quite the subtitle for a woman being torn apart by a bear
She wobbled. The bear attacked and she wobbled like a Weeble.
They should have packed some bear repelleant spray
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Every time the bear appears the volume doubles! o.O
This is why you gotta get those special bear-proof food containers when you're backcountry camping.
The Philharmonic Orchestra of London, when the LSO is out of your price range
It's the Cantina scene from Star Wars all over again! #Monsterdon
Great. Now she's in the Evil Dead shack. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976
OMG!
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Arthur Scott knows every bear. Yogi, Boo-boo, Smokey... Every bear. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Bear-vision. Uh...still looks to be at human height. This bear must by hyoooooge! Or the cameraman's knees are shot.
Oh no! She ran into Patrick Batebear in the woods. Rotten luck!
Dude! Fake limbs and tempera paint already? #Monsterdon
Repeated echoey screams!
Betting she stays to get a photo of the bear.
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#monsterdon And her arm goes flying!!
As long as they keep making these grizzlys taller than our ladders weβre going to have this happen over and over
I feel like someone shouldβve brought the bear spray #Monsterdon
No! Bad grizzly! You mauled the wrong person!
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also how did he not hear the bear? it was loud as balls
That's one innocent bystander down! Less both arms, too.
the bear turned into a whale according to the sound designers
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Yeah, that's definitely not just a person in a really crappy bear suit. Nope.
AND IT'S OUTTA HERE!
Horse sounds like it has cold now #monsterdon
I have a gut feeling we are going to get a lot of high to lo shots in this movie...
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Sees a bear, and just goes to pieces.
where is their fuckin bear bag, did they not have bear safety in the 70s or something #monsterdon
wow, that was her arm! nice.
Oh this bear is a tall one
Why I believe the story his face tells is that he IS a dissembler, that's right!
Oh she ded! #monsterdon
this is a Blair Witch prequel.
I don't know who any of these people are, etc., etc. but so far Grizzly-Vision is better than Ant-Vision
Grizzly GoPro time #Monsterdon
Is the pope catholic? does the first victim shit in the woods?
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Lady are you gonna bury that TP? I don't see a shovel in your hand. #monsterdon
Somehow this scene pulls off looking like day-for-night in the daytime
#monsterdon They left their FIRE GOING?! Irresponsible female lumberjacks
That guy really needs to bring his inhaler. #monsterdon #Grizzly1976
at least these ladies are wearing proper shoes for bear attacks
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Okay, this POV overdub is almost as breathy as the two women backpackers overdub. #monsterdon
Ooh. A horse. Is the horse gonna fight a bear? Is this Chekov's horse?
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OK, this bear POV is going to get tired fast.
Nooooo don't kill the lesbian campers
@apLundell Another monster plot driven by real estate shenanigans! #Monsterdon #Grizzly
Monster cam hell yeah #Monsterdon
Saw what I was pretty sure were bear tracks on a state park hiking trail. Needless to say the dogs & I wasted no time going back to the truck #monsterdon
The bear is engaged in its two favorite pastimes, heavy breathing and crashing through underbrush #monsterdon
Oh yeah, that's bear music. #Monsterdon
Great Grizzly POV shot...not #Monsterdon
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK #Monsterdon
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Science enthusiasts, this is another movie disappointment. The scientific name is stated incorrectly. Normal bear behavior is inaccurately described.
The only thing is true is stupid stuff park visitors do.
@nev To catch you up: it's definitely 1976.
wow two women as protagonists and they are just doing their own thing out on a camping trip, how many of these have we had #monsterdon
Narrator: She wasnβt right back.
BEAR CAM
To that end where are the pic-a-nic baskets around here? #monsterdon
Why does grizzly breathing sound like anyone in a 1980s mask?
BEARCAM! #Monsterdon
Breathing heavily through a plastic tube is next level foley. #monsterdon
@amyfou Probably had the same dialog coach as the actors.
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Very chipper incidental music reminds me of Walt Disney.
Grizzly-cam, with heavy grunting. Or werewolf cam, or sasquatch cam. It's hard to tell.
The bear is going to eat those women, isn't it?
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Woke up late from an after-dinner nap for #Monsterdon, Grizzly (1976)
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Oh Grizzlyvision is in effect!
@Louisa Oh god are we going to have to see bear nipples in this? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976