@cocaine_owlbear I also parsed it that way. 😅

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

is the bear gonna start drying out the human meats for consumption later?
Maybe bear has a jerk human business empire?
QUESTIONS!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I want a search of every dog house, hen house, whore house, bear house, and--strike that, just that last one.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "you can't close the forest in the middle of camping season! there's no bear!" yeah yeah we get it

It's that SAME GUY! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon That's awfully red blood for someone who's been dead awhile.

Oh it's the mayor here to demand a cover-up. #monsterdon

"she was hungry enough to eat two women" #monsterdon

these guys didnt see Grizzly Man. bears sure do eat people

#Monsterdon

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the blood in this movie is strawberry kool aid red not ketchup red which is I don't know which is better/worse

"You think she made it out?"

"Nah, too much blood for that."

"............well whatcha want *us* to do?"

GREAT QUESTION

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is it ranger SOP to look for killer bears in the dark? They should've just evacuated the place.

Oh yeah hunting killer bear in the dark, what fun. #Monsterdon

She found the bear's stash of strawberry jam #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If you see a big storm and everything is just going away, that's The Nothing. Okay? ;)

I expected some Predator 2 howling there tbh.

#monsterdon

This was done by no human bear. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

All the blood on the shroud is *a bit* much.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Tom, this goes way beyond the theft of a few pic-a-nic baskets! Now go get him! #Monsterdon

Everyone knows it's best to look for corpses in the forest at night. #Monsterdon

Next favorite part: they're not dicking around with a lot of in-between stuff. Time jumps from the murder to the search to the discovery of the body to the bear-hunting posse. #Monsterdon

Shoot, I stuck my hand right into this dead body we were looking for.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

raspberry!
#monsterdon

ieeeeeeeeeeeeeee squishy puddle
wait what the?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon How much do you want to bet that this is a rabid bear?

I think we found the other body
#Monsterdon

ope, found 'er.

#monsterdon

hey, at least 5 0 said "please"

#monsterdon

The second kill... not so good. She's just pulled off screen by a hook behind the curtain.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ruh ro!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
This is why we don't wear white for hiking.

#monsterdon Bum shack, baby buuuuum shack

I'm sure the photographer going out on her own will be just fine. #monsterdon

man these safety protocols suck.

#monsterdon

Two of them! (but not bears)

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

But we are looking for a full bear

#Monsterdon

lol, there are some good 70s screams in this...

#Monsterdon

Okay for being a cheap monster cam that was a really good fast kill. Chipped off and arm and rammed her into a tree. A little bit of blood.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon I hope the bear steals their car.

@bstacey "Have you ever heard of Man Bear Pig?"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"We're not looking for a full body."

I didn't think they had ozempic back then.
#monsterdon

a beautiful young woman corpse just drops from the shack ceiling

#monsterdon

Okay, the human response escalated rapidly.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"Find anything?"

"Yeah! Not sure what it was but I definitely found .. something!"

#Monsterdon

We couldn't have someone actually reacting to finding a dead body, noooo, surely not

#Monsterdon

So, the ranger just normally tries to break into shacks.

Teddy apparently stashes food for later in the rafters. Too bad the facial appliance doesn't match the jump scare shot from earlier.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This bear is just playing with its food. See how not-eaten that corpse was.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I swear we had the EXACT same scene of “half body falling from ceiling” in the skiing movie. #Monsterdon

Kelly looked like he peed himself a little just then.

Just a little squirt.

#Monsterdon

see???? I knew that bear had a stash point here. All bearologists know that bears hide meats in sheds
#Monsterdon

so, that makes this a non-man hunt?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Who smokes with the cig in the exact middle of their lips? It looks like he wants you to knock it out of there with a whip.

Who’s been feeding the campfire? #monsterdon

why would we look for the bear instead of like leaving it alone?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's a structure "about a hundred/hundred-fifty yards" from where the missing girls set up their tents, and the first ranger didn't even think to look in there?

Even bears know to store their food up high, incase of other bears.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"I just hit the goddamn jackpot!" - that guy, appraently

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Wow, night falls like a ton of bricks out here. #Monsterdon

Some days you eat the salmon, some days the bear eats you.

Other days the bear just takes a seat beside you.

today,

#Monsterdon

Wait, why is that guy living with the deer? Are the deer cool with this? #monsterdon

Was this supposed to be a bear version of #Jaws? Sure feels like it. 🤔

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

#monsterdon I doubt that bears smash their faces into branches while walking.

Word about the missing women got around really quickly, huh

#Monsterdon

SNOWBEAST! That's what it was called

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are those curve-billed thrashers on the soundtrack? They sound very familiar.

continuity is for not this movie

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

dont go in the shed friend
#Monsterdon

WE HAVE MONSTER CAM!
Wild animal cam. Whatever.
Are we sure this is a bear and now a Yeti? he's kinda loud and grumbly.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

So far this #monsterdon has been like 12 minutes and we've had two monster murders. Meaning, if the movie keeps going at this rate we might have like... um... 20 bear induced casualties.

#monsterdon Wow, she looked way too relieved for someone whose friend just got mauled to death.

Eaten... to the bone? #monsterdon

The guy is too macho to scream.
#Monsterdon

@BDA Evergreen statement.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

If they used Cybertrucks in this movie, they would have stopped working in the river scene. xD #Monsterdon

I miss driving in rivers. Fucking EPA man. Ruin all my good fun.

#Monsterdon

Two economists are wandering lost in the woods and come across a pile of shit. One says "i'll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit". The other economist does it and accepts the $100. A few minutes later the same thing happens again and the other economist eats that pile of shit for $100.

"Wait, did we just paid each other to eat shit?"
"Yeah but we contributed $200 to the GDP"

#grizzly1976 #Monsterdon

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those weren't 'girls' they were women and then they were bloody dissembled manniquins

#monsterdon Just a couple of missing hikers, no big deal. Don't worry about it.

Where we're going we don't need roads. #monsterdon

OMG, the bear left a good meal to attack the other woman.
That bear is mad. Whoever did it, I think you should apologize.

#Monsterdon

Yikes! That’s 70s gore.
#monsterdon

those "girls" went missing when they said they'd be down "before dark" and it's barely even dusk yet

#monsterdon

this movie would've been better if dick miller was in it #monsterdon

Jaunty music as everyone flees for their lives #monsterdon

We had a deal on renting green cars apparently.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

flirting between generations
#Monsterdon

I love how the second victim couldn't help but smile through the whole episode. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Only YOU can prevent forest fires... WHAP!!

"What story does this face tell you?"

"mmmm... jackass?"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Okay, that last lady just lazily leaning to the right while being murdered was pure comedy! LOL!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I thought it was the big bad wolf that blew down the house… #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Grizzly bear: I'm more hungry than the average bear. #Monsterdon

It’s a wampa!
#monsterdon

"...what story does this face tell ya?"
"You need a laxative?"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Okay, it’s not clear whether the director was trying to make a Jaws knockoff, but the composer clearly was. #monsterdon

Found my new ringtone! #Monsterdon

Echoing death scream. That’s a choice.

#monsterdon

(I am still laughing about that arm.) The bear said, "fuck that arm, tastes like shit."
#Monsterdon

okay, like, she really needs to not laugh at the bad practical effects

i mean, she's out of the movie already but still

maybe that's why

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

when bears ecosystems are challenged and they can't get enough food from their natural prey, they have been known to break through cabin walls to eat humans. it's sad but what else do you expect a normal bear to do? #monsterdon