@moira Just add blueberries! #Monsterdon

@paco
Maybe the killer bear had rabies! 😬

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

The evacuation will be portrayed by three groups of people running down the same hill

#Monsterdon

So. much. wood. paneling. #Grizzly1976 #Monsterdon

"time to get down out of the high regions of the park" by running randomly through the forest and not following any trails?

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

Yes, run down the trails. That’s exactly what you should do in bear territory

Love how this movie showcases proper bear country precautions #Monsterdon

I thought bears only et honey and graham crackers...

#monsterdon

the mass backpacker panic is...what?

#monsterdon

See… how… they ruuuuun.

#Monsterdon

IMMEDIATELY

#Monsterdon

Okay Arthur Scott is our Quinn for this movie. #Monsterdon

please

oh please oh please

tell me this is a failure of the Radio Defense Field

THE RDF IS USELESS

#monsterdon

The 70s had a lot of men with gravelly voices. Can't imagine what's changed.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

oh so this doctor is also a detective now huh #Monsterdon

bear ran out of high in the high country, all you need to do is get this bear a little high and show him a good time, he'll head back to the mountains happy as a manbearpig

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Modern women are just more appealing to bears now. Cottage-cheese and pineapple diets develop flavorful and tender meat!

That is a really big puddle of blood for being on a bed of pine needles on the ground that should absorb it
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The number of people I want to tie up and send into the woods is rising fast.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Why is your tongue that color, boss man? Is it just this copy of the film?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

We tagged every one of those bears. Put markers on them too. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I also hope I am not talking to myself.

#Monsterdon

Of course, if this is a bear version of #Jaws, I am now hoping that at the finale they explode the bear! 🤞

#Monsterdon #Grissley1976

an Investigation!!! My word, what terror!!
#monsterdon

so this bear is a Usual Suspect?

#monsterdon

oof, the 1970s CLOSE UP is a little too much for me today. i wasn't warned i would have to look at people's pores this evening.

#monsterdon

If this bear is eating people, which part of her did the bear eat?
#monsterdon

the lack of helicopter search is

a thing

#monsterdon

Ah! RUN AWAY!
#Monsterdon

Word of this gets out, it could wreck the whole national park industry! #Monsterdon

Way to demonize the bear! #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear I also parsed it that way. 😅

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

is the bear gonna start drying out the human meats for consumption later?
Maybe bear has a jerk human business empire?
QUESTIONS!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I want a search of every dog house, hen house, whore house, bear house, and--strike that, just that last one.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "you can't close the forest in the middle of camping season! there's no bear!" yeah yeah we get it

It's that SAME GUY! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon That's awfully red blood for someone who's been dead awhile.

"she was hungry enough to eat two women" #monsterdon

these guys didnt see Grizzly Man. bears sure do eat people

#Monsterdon

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the blood in this movie is strawberry kool aid red not ketchup red which is I don't know which is better/worse

"You think she made it out?"

"Nah, too much blood for that."

"............well whatcha want *us* to do?"

GREAT QUESTION

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is it ranger SOP to look for killer bears in the dark? They should've just evacuated the place.

Oh yeah hunting killer bear in the dark, what fun. #Monsterdon

She found the bear's stash of strawberry jam #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If you see a big storm and everything is just going away, that's The Nothing. Okay? ;)

I expected some Predator 2 howling there tbh.

#monsterdon

This was done by no human bear. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

All the blood on the shroud is *a bit* much.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Tom, this goes way beyond the theft of a few pic-a-nic baskets! Now go get him! #Monsterdon

Everyone knows it's best to look for corpses in the forest at night. #Monsterdon

Shoot, I stuck my hand right into this dead body we were looking for.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

raspberry!
#monsterdon

ieeeeeeeeeeeeeee squishy puddle
wait what the?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon How much do you want to bet that this is a rabid bear?

I think we found the other body
#Monsterdon

ope, found 'er.

#monsterdon

hey, at least 5 0 said "please"

#monsterdon

The second kill... not so good. She's just pulled off screen by a hook behind the curtain.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ruh ro!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
This is why we don't wear white for hiking.

#monsterdon Bum shack, baby buuuuum shack

man these safety protocols suck.

#monsterdon

But we are looking for a full bear

#Monsterdon

lol, there are some good 70s screams in this...

#Monsterdon

Okay for being a cheap monster cam that was a really good fast kill. Chipped off and arm and rammed her into a tree. A little bit of blood.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon I hope the bear steals their car.

@bstacey "Have you ever heard of Man Bear Pig?"

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"We're not looking for a full body."

I didn't think they had ozempic back then.
#monsterdon

a beautiful young woman corpse just drops from the shack ceiling

#monsterdon

Okay, the human response escalated rapidly.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"Find anything?"

"Yeah! Not sure what it was but I definitely found .. something!"

#Monsterdon

We couldn't have someone actually reacting to finding a dead body, noooo, surely not

#Monsterdon

So, the ranger just normally tries to break into shacks.

Teddy apparently stashes food for later in the rafters. Too bad the facial appliance doesn't match the jump scare shot from earlier.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This bear is just playing with its food. See how not-eaten that corpse was.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I swear we had the EXACT same scene of “half body falling from ceiling” in the skiing movie. #Monsterdon

Kelly looked like he peed himself a little just then.

Just a little squirt.

#Monsterdon

see???? I knew that bear had a stash point here. All bearologists know that bears hide meats in sheds
#Monsterdon

so, that makes this a non-man hunt?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Who smokes with the cig in the exact middle of their lips? It looks like he wants you to knock it out of there with a whip.

Who’s been feeding the campfire? #monsterdon

why would we look for the bear instead of like leaving it alone?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon There's a structure "about a hundred/hundred-fifty yards" from where the missing girls set up their tents, and the first ranger didn't even think to look in there?

Even bears know to store their food up high, incase of other bears.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"I just hit the goddamn jackpot!" - that guy, appraently

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Wow, night falls like a ton of bricks out here. #Monsterdon

Some days you eat the salmon, some days the bear eats you.

Other days the bear just takes a seat beside you.

today,

#Monsterdon

Wait, why is that guy living with the deer? Are the deer cool with this? #monsterdon

Was this supposed to be a bear version of #Jaws? Sure feels like it. 🤔

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

#monsterdon I doubt that bears smash their faces into branches while walking.

Word about the missing women got around really quickly, huh

#Monsterdon

SNOWBEAST! That's what it was called

#Monsterdon

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are those curve-billed thrashers on the soundtrack? They sound very familiar.

continuity is for not this movie

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

dont go in the shed friend
#Monsterdon

WE HAVE MONSTER CAM!
Wild animal cam. Whatever.
Are we sure this is a bear and now a Yeti? he's kinda loud and grumbly.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Wow, she looked way too relieved for someone whose friend just got mauled to death.

Eaten... to the bone? #monsterdon

The guy is too macho to scream.
#Monsterdon

@BDA Evergreen statement.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

If they used Cybertrucks in this movie, they would have stopped working in the river scene. xD #Monsterdon

I miss driving in rivers. Fucking EPA man. Ruin all my good fun.

#Monsterdon