They sure are getting dressed up for a hunt

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Hey let's split up. That's a great idea. #monsterdon

I can't just kill the bear! Do you know how long it's taken to gain their trust? Do you know how long I've worn furs for this bastard? #Monsterdon

Ranger Makeout Spot. Check.

#monsterdon

LOL "I really don't care." Get over yourself, you Willem Dafoe wannabe. #Monsterdon

@paco They like thighs & buttocks, the most fatty-meaty parts. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Man vs. Paw. A tale as old as time.

OMG NOT AREA THREE

DUN
DUN

DUNNNNNN
#monsterdon

I also had a perfect plan to fame and fortune and also was a mercenary and also my ex was hot for me because I pretended I was having an affair.

#Monsterdon

This Scott dude...2 girls killed and one buried he's all annoyed like "well that's what bears do" leave me alone LOL #Monsterdon

@benlockwood 🤞
#Monsterdon

"I really don't care" get his ass #monsterdon

I DON'T CARE EITHER, LADY, LET'S DITCH THIS ASSHOLE

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

They're literally just sitting there being fat waiting for salmon to jump into their mouths.

Anyway we've also met a guy living with the deer?

#Monsterdon

The jean shirt AND the animal pelt cape

Also, following a family of DEER?!? My dude, I can do that in my backyard in suburbia. You need a more interesting research subject if you’re going to wear a random animal skin that hasn’t been fit to your body even a little bit #Monsterdon

mercenaries for... bears?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

A fake affair? Wut? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"Not around here"

Don't say that!

Oh, I was unprepared for “guy who wears deer pelt as a cape”. #monsterdon

that's right, the bear ruined Kelly's love life.

#monsterdon

i'm glad that the bear expert in the movie agrees that this is just a movie about a normal bear. where is the conflict, is there going to be a bear cover-up or something #monsterdon

Guy chasing the deer was in "The Green Slime" Great cheezy movie. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Why were those teens smiling and laughing while running through the woods listening to a report about a killer bear in the area?

#Monsterdon

Who wears their hat like that?

#Monsterdon

I was about to be adopted into this deer family!!
#monsterdon

"Who's Scott?"

"He's the requisite Quint of this movie"

#Monsterdon

@amyfou For real, right? #Monsterdon

Living with a whole family of deer…? #Monsterdon

I'm gonna need you to define how you're living with these deer, Scott

#Monsterdon

Good thing they called in the local Crazy Bear Guy.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

“The Popcorn you are eating has been…” #monsterdon

Who knew bears observed such refined funerary rituals?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

why is this man wearing a deer skin won't that frighten his deer friends?

"Changed your values?"

"Yeah, I used to be very fascist...."

#Monsterdon

Enter Ted Nugent #Monsterdon

Dammit Kelly, these deer had almost accepted me as one of their own. #Monsterdon

Enter the biologist.

Shit’s about to get real.

#Monsterdon

This Scott guy loves nature. Carnally? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Their smiles are super creepy.

LMAO at Scottie
#monsterdon

OH MY GOD LOOKIT THIS FUCKIN' GUY!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

this should be bear radio, not ham radio

#monsterdon

Mmm... vintage porro binoculars...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

too bad Scotty didn't put his phone on vibrate

#monsterdon

nana nana nana nana BEAR MAN

nana nana nana nana BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

We seem to have a really toxic and unnecessarily hostile work culture in the parks service #monsterdon

Somebody's gonna get an injury. ORDERLY evacuation!!

#monsterdon

"I had a whole family of deer up here, folling 'em, living with 'em ..."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Soft-and-Mumbly!

um in that dood wearing a bear skin cape? That is asking for a head removal
#Monsterdon

Angry phonecall scenes are great because the writer only has to half the work.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

beep beep
#monsterdon

#monsterdon People are really attentive to their radios out in the woods..

NOOOAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon

Aw he wanted to be a deer. That's so cute. #monsterdon

Even now polar bears haven't downgraded humans on their lunch menu. #Monsterdon

Doctor: The bear ate them!
Ranger: Bears don't eat people!
Doctor: This one did!
Full body under sheet behind them: I'M RIGHT HERE.

#Monsterdon

Campers skipping in terror #monsterdon

I also had a perfect plan to fame and fortune and also was a mercenary and also my ex was hot for me because I pretended I was having an affair.

#Monsterdon

It's the machine that goes PING!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

The point of view shots are kinda weird. POV bear? Makes sense. Coroner’s slab? Uh…ok.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

"Two young women were savagely killed by what is believed to be a large bear" <-- unnecessary modifiers. Could they have been 'gently killed' by what is believed to be a 'teensy weensy bear'?

Real PSAs are always delivered in a 70's radio guy accent

#Monsterdon

#TeamBear #EatThemAll #monsterdon

Bears got patterns. #monsterdon

Some creep been stalking a family in the woods...

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐻🩸 TRIVIA BEAR 🐻😱

A group of bears is referred to in the movie as a "pack", but this is wrong. For your next cocktail party, be ready with the fact that a group of bears is called a "sloth" rhyming with "both." Maybe even a "sleuth."

#Grizzly

@moira Just add blueberries! #Monsterdon

The evacuation will be portrayed by three groups of people running down the same hill

#Monsterdon

So. much. wood. paneling. #Grizzly1976 #Monsterdon

@paco
Maybe the killer bear had rabies! 😬

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

"time to get down out of the high regions of the park" by running randomly through the forest and not following any trails?

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

Yes, run down the trails. That’s exactly what you should do in bear territory

Love how this movie showcases proper bear country precautions #Monsterdon

I thought bears only et honey and graham crackers...

#monsterdon

the mass backpacker panic is...what?

#monsterdon

See… how… they ruuuuun.

#Monsterdon

IMMEDIATELY

#Monsterdon

Okay Arthur Scott is our Quinn for this movie. #Monsterdon

please

oh please oh please

tell me this is a failure of the Radio Defense Field

THE RDF IS USELESS

#monsterdon

The 70s had a lot of men with gravelly voices. Can't imagine what's changed.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

oh so this doctor is also a detective now huh #Monsterdon

bear ran out of high in the high country, all you need to do is get this bear a little high and show him a good time, he'll head back to the mountains happy as a manbearpig

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Modern women are just more appealing to bears now. Cottage-cheese and pineapple diets develop flavorful and tender meat!

LMBO!! This doctor trying to profile a bear? #monsterdon

Kiss. ...Kiss, come on. #Monsterdon

That is a really big puddle of blood for being on a bed of pine needles on the ground that should absorb it
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The number of people I want to tie up and send into the woods is rising fast.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Why is your tongue that color, boss man? Is it just this copy of the film?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

We tagged every one of those bears. Put markers on them too. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I also hope I am not talking to myself.

#Monsterdon

Of course, if this is a bear version of #Jaws, I am now hoping that at the finale they explode the bear! 🤞

#Monsterdon #Grissley1976

an Investigation!!! My word, what terror!!
#monsterdon

so this bear is a Usual Suspect?

#monsterdon

oof, the 1970s CLOSE UP is a little too much for me today. i wasn't warned i would have to look at people's pores this evening.

#monsterdon

If this bear is eating people, which part of her did the bear eat?
#monsterdon

We next have an autopsy scene, where Doctor Mustache theorizes that the campers found a bear cub, got too close to it, and then this made the bear mother mad, and she murdered them.

This hypothesis is wrong, but there is no way for Doctor Mustache to know that we are actually dealing with a Fearsome Murder Bear.

#monsterdon

the lack of helicopter search is

a thing

#monsterdon

Ah! RUN AWAY!
#Monsterdon

Word of this gets out, it could wreck the whole national park industry! #Monsterdon

Way to demonize the bear! #monsterdon