Turns out the real bear is man.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 [got distracted by a grocery delivery. back just in time for a scantily-clad girl who's about to die]

#monsterdon I thought the mercenary life wasn't for me, then I tried part-time henching, but that left me empty in the end, as well. Now I perform mild Facebook Marketplace grifts…

Smoking and drinking is really all that people did in the 20th century, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

This lunch is a little soggy. #monsterdon

A million year-old grizzly? #monsterdon

Chucky has a funny laugh

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

uhhh that's a bit more than just your feet lady 🥴
#monsterdon

.....does....does the bear play the game Hitman?

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

And hachyderm.io is back \o/ Time for #monsterdon

Boy + girl + waterfall + grizzly = the porn you never knew you needed.

#Monsterdon

um, are this woman's feet in a different location from the norm? does anyone else have to get naked to soak their feet?

#monsterdon

Why did she take her clothes off? Oh right this is a 70s movie. #monsterdon

Grizzly's gonna choke on all that 70's hair spray. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

omg does the bear only eat women why is bear POV giving me the impression the bear only eats women #monsterdon

Bears really hate sexual tension. These people are history #Monsterdon

"hey I don't even gotta unwrap this one!"

#monsterdon

that waterfall looks weirdly inserted, wtf

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Blood in the water!

Why is this grizzly only killing girls? It's sexism!
#Monsterdon

Somewhere there's a cabin missing its deerhide rug. #monsterdon

“Then the bear’s eyes rolled back, black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a teddy bear’s eyes…”

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Lunch is ready. #monsterdon

sorry but did he say he's been living with the deer, i have a couple follow up questions #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok

#Monsterdon

Grizzly GoPro again time for a feedin' #Monsterdon

the pervert with the sinus issues is back in the bushes
#Monsterdon

Eighteen foot bear hiding behind .... some twigs.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

"I'm going to soak my feet in the stream!”

Yep, she's dead.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

bet the woman dies of course
#monsterdon

this wood is so thick

#Monsterdon

Auditory processing disorder: "Great I'm gonna go suck my feet in a stream"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@thatdawnperson #monsterdon

ikr they should use a spear and magic helmet.

Really going to split up? When you have a bear that likes long pork nearby?

#Monsterdon

Good idea. If we split up we can find out if the bear prefers redheads or brunettes. #Monsterdon

If the bear attacks another pair of women, can we say that it ... bears repeating? 😎

#Monsterdon

great idea split up. that never goes badly
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Ssssh ... we're hunting bear ...

In national park, bear hunts you!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

They sure are getting dressed up for a hunt

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Hey let's split up. That's a great idea. #monsterdon

I can't just kill the bear! Do you know how long it's taken to gain their trust? Do you know how long I've worn furs for this bastard? #Monsterdon

LOL "I really don't care." Get over yourself, you Willem Dafoe wannabe. #Monsterdon

@paco They like thighs & buttocks, the most fatty-meaty parts. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Man vs. Paw. A tale as old as time.

OMG NOT AREA THREE

DUN
DUN

DUNNNNNN
#monsterdon

I also had a perfect plan to fame and fortune and also was a mercenary and also my ex was hot for me because I pretended I was having an affair.

#Monsterdon

This Scott dude...2 girls killed and one buried he's all annoyed like "well that's what bears do" leave me alone LOL #Monsterdon

@benlockwood 🤞
#Monsterdon

"I really don't care" get his ass #monsterdon

I DON'T CARE EITHER, LADY, LET'S DITCH THIS ASSHOLE

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

They're literally just sitting there being fat waiting for salmon to jump into their mouths.

Anyway we've also met a guy living with the deer?

#Monsterdon

The jean shirt AND the animal pelt cape

Also, following a family of DEER?!? My dude, I can do that in my backyard in suburbia. You need a more interesting research subject if you’re going to wear a random animal skin that hasn’t been fit to your body even a little bit #Monsterdon

mercenaries for... bears?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon

"Not around here"

Don't say that!

Oh, I was unprepared for “guy who wears deer pelt as a cape”. #monsterdon

that's right, the bear ruined Kelly's love life.

#monsterdon

i'm glad that the bear expert in the movie agrees that this is just a movie about a normal bear. where is the conflict, is there going to be a bear cover-up or something #monsterdon

Guy chasing the deer was in "The Green Slime" Great cheezy movie. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Why were those teens smiling and laughing while running through the woods listening to a report about a killer bear in the area?

#Monsterdon

Who wears their hat like that?

#Monsterdon

I was about to be adopted into this deer family!!
#monsterdon

"Who's Scott?"

"He's the requisite Quint of this movie"

#Monsterdon

@amyfou For real, right? #Monsterdon

Living with a whole family of deer…? #Monsterdon

I'm gonna need you to define how you're living with these deer, Scott

#Monsterdon

Good thing they called in the local Crazy Bear Guy.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

“The Popcorn you are eating has been…” #monsterdon

Who knew bears observed such refined funerary rituals?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

why is this man wearing a deer skin won't that frighten his deer friends?

"Changed your values?"

"Yeah, I used to be very fascist...."

#Monsterdon

Enter Ted Nugent #Monsterdon

Dammit Kelly, these deer had almost accepted me as one of their own. #Monsterdon

Enter the biologist.

Shit’s about to get real.

#Monsterdon

This Scott guy loves nature. Carnally? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Their smiles are super creepy.

LMAO at Scottie
#monsterdon

this should be bear radio, not ham radio

#monsterdon

OH MY GOD LOOKIT THIS FUCKIN' GUY!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Mmm... vintage porro binoculars...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

too bad Scotty didn't put his phone on vibrate

#monsterdon

We seem to have a really toxic and unnecessarily hostile work culture in the parks service #monsterdon

nana nana nana nana BEAR MAN

nana nana nana nana BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

BEAR MAN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"I had a whole family of deer up here, folling 'em, living with 'em ..."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Somebody's gonna get an injury. ORDERLY evacuation!!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Soft-and-Mumbly!

um in that dood wearing a bear skin cape? That is asking for a head removal
#Monsterdon

Angry phonecall scenes are great because the writer only has to half the work.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

beep beep
#monsterdon

#monsterdon People are really attentive to their radios out in the woods..

NOOOAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon

Even now polar bears haven't downgraded humans on their lunch menu. #Monsterdon

Doctor: The bear ate them!
Ranger: Bears don't eat people!
Doctor: This one did!
Full body under sheet behind them: I'M RIGHT HERE.

#Monsterdon

Campers skipping in terror #monsterdon

I also had a perfect plan to fame and fortune and also was a mercenary and also my ex was hot for me because I pretended I was having an affair.

#Monsterdon

It's the machine that goes PING!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

"Two young women were savagely killed by what is believed to be a large bear" <-- unnecessary modifiers. Could they have been 'gently killed' by what is believed to be a 'teensy weensy bear'?

The point of view shots are kinda weird. POV bear? Makes sense. Coroner’s slab? Uh…ok.
#monsterdon

Real PSAs are always delivered in a 70's radio guy accent

#Monsterdon

#TeamBear #EatThemAll #monsterdon

Bears got patterns. #monsterdon

Some creep been stalking a family in the woods...

#Monsterdon