#monsterdon I know that the bear is 15 ft. tall because of the claw marks on the tree. Bears can climb trees, dumbass.

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"It wasn't a big brown, it was a grizzly!" <-- um, in north America, brown bears === grizzlies.

Why is this bear only going after white women? It's racist... or sexist!

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So this is Meg but for bears?
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#monsterdon Bears wear vertical stripes, but only if they plan to stand up a few times that day.

A whole lot of this movie revolves around the idea that it's weird for bears to move around. #Monsterdon

Grizzlies ARE brown bears wtf? #Monsterdon

Ain't no grizzlies on this corn dog, no siree

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"It's a grizzly."

Kodiak, technically.

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That bear weighs over 4 times what I do.

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Those kids look like an all you can eat buffet.
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If you ain't a big bag a grits! 😆 #Monsterdon

@secretlybatman That would be strangely logical for this movie

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At least fifteen feet and weighs a ton? You’re gonna need a bigger boat. Er, helicopter. #monsterdon

a bear twice the size of bear, it happens

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The bear just needs a girlfriend. He's...confused. I *think* we know what to do with our biologist! #Monsterdon

That animal cape looks so ridiculous I can’t even

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Our D&D druid wannabe almost gets shot.

"It's a grizzly!" And there's the movie's title.

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#monsterdon To make it fair for the bear, when pursuing it with a helicopter you must provide the bear with a Sopwith Camel.

Why is the helicopter landing music the loudest thing in this movie?
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and so our throuple finally meets.

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Scotty is going to do something epic before the end of the movie, just you wait and see!

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Jaunty music as the bear bounty hunters roll up #monsterdon

Grizzly Man (2005)
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Damn. It wasn't a bear. It was fucking captain caveman.
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Lost footage cut from the film!

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This murderous bear movie could have been an email.

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He's wearing a bearskin to show he's *extra* crazy.

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Radical idea, find the bear and call in a napalm strike. #Monsterdon

Yep. The river runs red #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Suspenseful helicopter landing music..

He's not one of ours. Must be a communist bear. #Monsterdon

rangers just out here profiling these bears and guys that look like bears, pulling them over for no reason #monsterdon

Baby?! You're supposed to be looking for a bear - no wonder you're having problems! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

wait you're telling me bears _don't_ shit in the woods?

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Hooray. 70s sex talk in the sky. *sigh*
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Chopper has returned. My interest is faltering.
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Helicopter pilots are famously excited about landing in random clearings

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I’m not sure of the timeline, but I think we’re now on day three? Waiting for a mayor to show up and tell us we need to open the park back up for the revenue.

Also unclear where exactly deer-pelt-man is. How long does it take to hike back to the ranger station? #monsterdon

just thinking about how good Grizzly Man is while I'm waiting for this helicopter sequence to end

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@starkraving666 and it's the 1970s, so those patterns are tasteful plaids

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Ain't no Grizzlies up here!
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#Monsterdon Why does that Bear keep moving? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Scott IS a maniac. #monsterdon

Patterns? He seems to operate on Jason Voorhees rules. We get some teens to make out down there, and we've got him! #Monsterdon

They get in the helicopter and I think this scene is coming up. #monsterdon

bears got patterns... #grizzly1976 #Monsterdon

We're going to search for a wandering bear by flying randomly over thick forest.

"Bears have patterns ... he likes women ... kinda like me ..."

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Don't fly too low, it's a BIG bear #Monsterdon

Naked woman in rhe woods—this is going to end poorly #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 bears got patterns / ogres have layers

i bet there was more cocaine on the set of this film than there was on cocaine bear.
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And the river runs red with her blood. #monsterdon

two... BILLION... acres! [raises pinky to mouth]

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For cost savings we have more helicopter scenes. #monsterdon

#monsterdon This experience of “Grizzly" comes in Feel Around Cinema!

Currently missing #monsterdon because one of our sites is hard down. Both ISPs went hard down simultaneously. I can't even open a ticket online with Verizon because their fucking portal auth is broken.

The Bear prefers ladies.
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Kelly’s personality is that he likes smoking. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon THis guy is Chuck Connors with a throat condition.

#Monsterdon I guess salmon isn't on the menu tonight.

the movie has a mistaken idea of how interesting those two people are.

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Christopher George (Kelly) sure did smoke a lot.

He died just a few years later.

Don’t smoke, kids.

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Is this a human/ursine aerial act? #monsterdon

Haldir: "The bear was breathing so loud we could have shot him in the dark."

Aragorn: "Bear? What bear?"

Grizzly: "Grrr!"

Everyone: "AHHHHH!!!!!"

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he really just wanted to be a butterfly biologist, admit it guy #Monsterdon

"you're not killing the bear"

you're not _wrong_ lady

but you might be an asshole

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#monsterdon This lady ranger is not acting terribly professional. The bear HATES weak work ethics.

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"Bears got patterns"

@jivens or Claws?

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This bear is breathing really heavy as she comes walking up. I wonder if it was just the cameraman recorded and they left it in.
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i mean i can't blame her for checking behind the waterfall because that's where the treasure always in in these games but ffs keep the armour on

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Damn it! Use more red Coolaid in the waterfall! That should have been a perfect bloody shot.
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hmm. grizzly man is on tubi

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You could slice bread with that brow, guy.

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#Monsterdon Why strip down when there might be a grizzly? Make better choices.

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the heck is this restaurant it's like the unending hall of old oaken cask walls?

There's only one thing bears want and it's disgusting #Monsterdon

Apparently Mr. Grizzly is not just a murderous bear, but also a sex pest? #monsterdon

"Any patterns for this bear?"
"He likes women & he keeps moving"
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@nev
Only bear video I am familiar with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP92j-uEnps

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i think her last words were something like “wherever the bear is, he’s not here, that’s for sure” #monsterdon

Skinny dipping?
Peeping Tom bear?
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That counts as a bear hug #Monsterdon

Guess she didn't want to get her uniform wet while soaking her feet.

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This movie is so 70's.
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This scene brought to you by refreshing Kool-Aid! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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I guess you have to strip down to your underwear to soak your feet in the stream?

also, she at least got the bear hug before she went

I should watch Grizzly Man again

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Whoa, how much red dye did you pour in that stream?!!?

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yeah cos nude bathing with a cross bear in the neighbourhood was always a good idea
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So the bear is horny too

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B L O O D B A T H
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Bear 3, people 0

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Gonna be like fishing for salmon. #Monsterdon

Bear hiding in the waterfall, LOL
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Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon How do they not hear the growling grizzly?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 yep she's dead

"oh god no!" - my reaction to this film so far.

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