@starkraving666 and it's the 1970s, so those patterns are tasteful plaids

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Ain't no Grizzlies up here!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Why does that Bear keep moving? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Scott IS a maniac. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Gay bears are not this dangerous. We only hurt peoples arms when they try to lure us onto dangerous amusement park rides. Rawr! LOL

Patterns? He seems to operate on Jason Voorhees rules. We get some teens to make out down there, and we've got him! #Monsterdon

They get in the helicopter and I think this scene is coming up. #monsterdon

bears got patterns... #grizzly1976 #Monsterdon

We're going to search for a wandering bear by flying randomly over thick forest.

"Bears have patterns ... he likes women ... kinda like me ..."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Naked woman in rhe woods—this is going to end poorly #Monsterdon

Don't fly too low, it's a BIG bear #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 bears got patterns / ogres have layers

i bet there was more cocaine on the set of this film than there was on cocaine bear.
#Monsterdon

And the river runs red with her blood. #monsterdon

two... BILLION... acres! [raises pinky to mouth]

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

For cost savings we have more helicopter scenes. #monsterdon

#monsterdon This experience of “Grizzly" comes in Feel Around Cinema!

Currently missing #monsterdon because one of our sites is hard down. Both ISPs went hard down simultaneously. I can't even open a ticket online with Verizon because their fucking portal auth is broken.

The Bear prefers ladies.
#Monsterdon

Kelly’s personality is that he likes smoking. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon THis guy is Chuck Connors with a throat condition.

#Monsterdon I guess salmon isn't on the menu tonight.

the movie has a mistaken idea of how interesting those two people are.

#monsterdon

Christopher George (Kelly) sure did smoke a lot.

He died just a few years later.

Don’t smoke, kids.

#Monsterdon

Is this a human/ursine aerial act? #monsterdon

Haldir: "The bear was breathing so loud we could have shot him in the dark."

Aragorn: "Bear? What bear?"

Grizzly: "Grrr!"

Everyone: "AHHHHH!!!!!"

#Monsterdon

he really just wanted to be a butterfly biologist, admit it guy #Monsterdon

"you're not killing the bear"

you're not _wrong_ lady

but you might be an asshole

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This lady ranger is not acting terribly professional. The bear HATES weak work ethics.

#Monsterdon

"Bears got patterns"

grizzly bears, Ursus arctos incelibis, are notorious misogynists, commonly blaming women for the declining salmon spawning numbers. so this movie is still just about a normal bear #monsterdon

@jivens or Claws?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This bear is breathing really heavy as she comes walking up. I wonder if it was just the cameraman recorded and they left it in.
#monsterdon

i mean i can't blame her for checking behind the waterfall because that's where the treasure always in in these games but ffs keep the armour on

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Damn it! Use more red Coolaid in the waterfall! That should have been a perfect bloody shot.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

hmm. grizzly man is on tubi

#Monsterdon

You could slice bread with that brow, guy.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon Why strip down when there might be a grizzly? Make better choices.

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

the heck is this restaurant it's like the unending hall of old oaken cask walls?

There's only one thing bears want and it's disgusting #Monsterdon

Nice shot with the blood in the waterfall.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"Any patterns for this bear?"
"He likes women & he keeps moving"
#Monsterdon

Apparently Mr. Grizzly is not just a murderous bear, but also a sex pest? #monsterdon

@nev
Only bear video I am familiar with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP92j-uEnps

#Monsterdon

i think her last words were something like “wherever the bear is, he’s not here, that’s for sure” #monsterdon

Skinny dipping?
Peeping Tom bear?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That counts as a bear hug #Monsterdon

Guess she didn't want to get her uniform wet while soaking her feet.

#Monsterdon

This movie is so 70's.
#Monsterdon

This scene brought to you by refreshing Kool-Aid! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

I guess you have to strip down to your underwear to soak your feet in the stream?

also, she at least got the bear hug before she went

I should watch Grizzly Man again

#Monsterdon

Whoa, how much red dye did you pour in that stream?!!?

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

yeah cos nude bathing with a cross bear in the neighbourhood was always a good idea
#Monsterdon

So the bear is horny too

#Monsterdon

B L O O D B A T H
#monsterdon

Bear 3, people 0

#monsterdon

Gonna be like fishing for salmon. #Monsterdon

Bear hiding in the waterfall, LOL
#monsterdon

Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon How do they not hear the growling grizzly?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 yep she's dead

"oh god no!" - my reaction to this film so far.

#monsterdon

Turns out the real bear is man.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 [got distracted by a grocery delivery. back just in time for a scantily-clad girl who's about to die]

#monsterdon I thought the mercenary life wasn't for me, then I tried part-time henching, but that left me empty in the end, as well. Now I perform mild Facebook Marketplace grifts…

Smoking and drinking is really all that people did in the 20th century, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

This lunch is a little soggy. #monsterdon

A million year-old grizzly? #monsterdon

Chucky has a funny laugh

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

uhhh that's a bit more than just your feet lady 🥴
#monsterdon

.....does....does the bear play the game Hitman?

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

And hachyderm.io is back \o/ Time for #monsterdon

Boy + girl + waterfall + grizzly = the porn you never knew you needed.

#Monsterdon

um, are this woman's feet in a different location from the norm? does anyone else have to get naked to soak their feet?

#monsterdon

Why did she take her clothes off? Oh right this is a 70s movie. #monsterdon

Grizzly's gonna choke on all that 70's hair spray. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Bears really hate sexual tension. These people are history #Monsterdon

omg does the bear only eat women why is bear POV giving me the impression the bear only eats women #monsterdon

that waterfall looks weirdly inserted, wtf

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"hey I don't even gotta unwrap this one!"

#monsterdon

Blood in the water!

Why is this grizzly only killing girls? It's sexism!
#Monsterdon

Somewhere there's a cabin missing its deerhide rug. #monsterdon

Lunch is ready. #monsterdon

“Then the bear’s eyes rolled back, black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a teddy bear’s eyes…”

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

sorry but did he say he's been living with the deer, i have a couple follow up questions #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok

#Monsterdon

Grizzly GoPro again time for a feedin' #Monsterdon

the pervert with the sinus issues is back in the bushes
#Monsterdon

Eighteen foot bear hiding behind .... some twigs.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

"I'm going to soak my feet in the stream!”

Yep, she's dead.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

bet the woman dies of course
#monsterdon

this wood is so thick

#Monsterdon

Auditory processing disorder: "Great I'm gonna go suck my feet in a stream"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@thatdawnperson #monsterdon

ikr they should use a spear and magic helmet.

Really going to split up? When you have a bear that likes long pork nearby?

#Monsterdon

Good idea. If we split up we can find out if the bear prefers redheads or brunettes. #Monsterdon

If the bear attacks another pair of women, can we say that it ... bears repeating? 😎

#Monsterdon

great idea split up. that never goes badly
#Monsterdon

Ssssh ... we're hunting bear ...

In national park, bear hunts you!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976