MAJOR Cabot Cove vibes in this #Monsterdon like... impending bucolic carnage

This is the horniest National Park ever #Monsterdon

Horse says: Beware of killer grizzly bear
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I have grown bored of helicopters. Never show me another one movie.
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they'd better credit this palomino horsie he's doing all kinds of whinnies and such

Those woman just played man or bear in the woods and rolled horseman.

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How is your hair so perfect while you're CAMPING #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's two women that haven't shown up on time to meet Kelly. His rictus of a grin may be why...

they hiked 20 miles and apparently left their fire burning, love that #grizzly1976 #monsterdon

The lovable hero who immediately insults the woman with reasonable concerns and interests, classic

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Girls, remember to take your dainties off the line before you get et. #monsterdon

One of these three people will be the first to die. #monsterdon

right after we get eaten.

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Oh not the charming young ladies. #Monsterdon

:heart_sparkles_lesbian:

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SURPRISE

HONSE

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Masc dies first is my bet.

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Deep woods hikers, you can tell by the jeans.

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@Anima it's the 70s, they'll be sauced soon enough

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Girl talk! Fraternity pins! Vegetarianism! #monsterdon

what did i miss in the first 7 minutes, has there been the normal bear yet #monsterdon

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Subjective camera!
Grizzly-cam!

The music is way too jaunty for a bear attack #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 just gals bein pals

We got a killer on our hands! Also blood from the blood puddle #monsterdon

Wonder who get's to be first victim #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I prefer properly sauced customers! (And so do the bears)

Why don't you write a "how to book" "How to avoid repsonsibility"

And she laughs it off.

Though she does sort of tell him off in the next scene, so good for Allison(?).

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

I hope the music is this jaunty when people are getting mauled. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

See the evergreens as we listen to this jaunty tune. Surely nothing bad will ever happen to us! #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret Yes. Or pink. Or both. #monsterdon

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Ah. Fake out. That figures.

Those backpackers forgot their backpacks

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like a grizzly bear coming out of hibernation, i emerge every Sunday night to watch #monsterdon

And she’s being negged already by the other man in the scene. So that’s great #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Allison is getting shit on for no reason..

That Kelly sure has a leer #Monsterdon

Sigh, I wish I always managed to somehow get it together.

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Maybe people aren’t harvest gold tinged because it’s the great outdoors.

Lots of 70s attitude in boss Kelly, though.

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wooow okay Kelly is aka MISTER PRESUMPTUOUS

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Your father did what, there hasn't even been a murder yet?

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some real natural dialogue here

this sure is how people talk

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"Clean Boots Before Entering"... Carl. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Looking forward to Kelly getting mauled, no lie.

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those tiny '70s eyebrows will never recover #Monsterdon

We’re gonna need a bigger jeep

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Kelly making the sexy talk.

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BOOT CLEANS BEFORE EN

oh

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everyone's awfully hard on Allison

"CLEAN BOOTS BEFORE ENTERING" this is a real classy joint.

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I was worried that because of my late start I would miss all the exposition at the beginning of the film. Thank GOODNESS they're expositioning extra hard on my behalf 😅

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So this Kelly guy really runs all aspects of the park, eh? #Monsterdon

If she feels needed, she isn't listening to her Dad.
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Great. We already have “man knows better than the woman even when he doesn’t” #Monsterdon

I hope I'm watching the right version ... this is so 1976 #monsterdon

Ooh I want to eat in that lodge.

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I can already tell this is going to meld with that ski sasquatch movie that I don't even remember the title of, in my mind

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Aw shit yeah time to ESTABLISH SOME CHARACTERS.

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help you run your business into the ground maybe

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So much smoking

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Ah, the good ol' days when you could smoke in restaurants

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#monsterdon Sound editing and recording could use an extra tweak or two..

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "we lose money on every sale, but we make it up in volume"

Okay, finally fixed the video and......oh, ew. 70s. Technicolor 70s.

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"good wine at reasonable prices"
"what could it cost $10?"
same energy

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These two were basically asking their boss for permission to go fuck in the woods, right?

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This Kelly guy is creepy. #Monsterdon

They make it up in volume!

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#Rootpost for #monsterdon (Grizzly)

that's right this park features a FULL SERVICE RESTAURANT

this is Jellystone Park, isn't it.

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why does this man sound like he's in a tin can?

This place giving real Overlook Hotel vibes

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That’s a lot of park rangers for Grizzly to feast on! #Monsterdon

WE HAVE SMOKING! A pipe, no less!

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Everyone in this park looks like the pictures from my parents' wedding

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#monsterdon Those tourists were clustered around that thing like it was some kind of trap.

@Taweret Most people find yellow pleasant. 1976 had a sever shortage of pleasant things. #monsterdon

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"I'll talk to you later for dinner."
-He's a goner.

@davesdogmaggie Right? Like an after-school special.
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Featuring a cast of dozens I've never heard of. And the goofiest 70s romcom opening music.
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Helicopter and a horse!!! Big budget here
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We should see if we can get the Winnie the Pooh horror flick. #Monsterdon

THREE'S A CROWD, Gale

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Kelly has been invited to the woods fucking.

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SIDEBURNS!!!!! #monsterdon

The horse in the background is hoping the sequel will be Horsey!

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This feels like an hour long, Sunday night, Disney adventure.

So far…

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Philharmonic of London? This has a lot of production, was it supposed to be the next Jaws?

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These rangers are grinning like they're in a beer commercial.

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Palomino horsie in the background!

@Taweret The energy crises. OPEC cut off the supply of white letters #Monsterdon

commence inappropriate flirting

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Okay, this is extremely 70s and trying to be but arguably missing at being pro-nature. hrm.

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@moira Yeah, rag fraud was a big problem in the 70s :/ #Monsterdon

FRAUD! There's no hint of flax in this flaxman!

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#monsterdon Not just any National park: "National Park"

These credits are _awfully long_, wut

Also, the theme song is so very, very jaunty and perky I'm sure this film is TOTES going to uphold this perky music

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#monsterdon (bright hopeful music continues) Yeah, that won't last. They trying to lull us into a false sense of security? I expect we'll see the POLAR opposite soon.

Ahhh, the haunting love theme from Grizzly (1976).

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Gosh, I watching suck a bad copy of this movie. everything is streched vertically.
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