land shark

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I'm already rooting for the bear

#Monsterdon

So the bear has asthma #Monsterdon

This grizzly sounds like a panting cow cut with big cat growling.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

mmmm, PineCam #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

There is always one who avoids doing the cleaning though....

Is that a Bechdel pass?

#Monsterdon

WHY ARE YOU BREATHING THROUGH A DRAINAGE PIPE

#monsterdon

Oh just a guy on a horse, gets me every time #Monsterdon

Loon sound effects

#monsterdon

So, this is Jaws, but with a bear. Waiting for the nails-on-chalkboard scene. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Stay out of trouble."

"What kind of trouble?"

Well, maybe don't leave your cooking fire going while you hike "at least ten miles".

y'know the movie isn't named "Horse" for a reason

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The other side of the Pet Semetary.

They have a whole tent and fire going and plan to leave before it gets dark? Weird planning.

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

MAJOR Cabot Cove vibes in this #Monsterdon like... impending bucolic carnage

This is the horniest National Park ever #Monsterdon

Horse says: Beware of killer grizzly bear
#monsterdon

I have grown bored of helicopters. Never show me another one movie.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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they'd better credit this palomino horsie he's doing all kinds of whinnies and such

How is your hair so perfect while you're CAMPING #Monsterdon

Those woman just played man or bear in the woods and rolled horseman.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon That's two women that haven't shown up on time to meet Kelly. His rictus of a grin may be why...

they hiked 20 miles and apparently left their fire burning, love that #grizzly1976 #monsterdon

The lovable hero who immediately insults the woman with reasonable concerns and interests, classic

#Monsterdon

Girls, remember to take your dainties off the line before you get et. #monsterdon

One of these three people will be the first to die. #monsterdon

right after we get eaten.

#monsterdon

Oh not the charming young ladies. #Monsterdon

:heart_sparkles_lesbian:

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

SURPRISE

HONSE

#monsterdon

Masc dies first is my bet.

#Monsterdon

Deep woods hikers, you can tell by the jeans.

#monsterdon

@Anima it's the 70s, they'll be sauced soon enough

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

what did i miss in the first 7 minutes, has there been the normal bear yet #monsterdon

Girl talk! Fraternity pins! Vegetarianism! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Subjective camera!
Grizzly-cam!

The music is way too jaunty for a bear attack #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 just gals bein pals

We got a killer on our hands! Also blood from the blood puddle #monsterdon

Wonder who get's to be first victim #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I prefer properly sauced customers! (And so do the bears)

Why don't you write a "how to book" "How to avoid repsonsibility"

And she laughs it off.

Though she does sort of tell him off in the next scene, so good for Allison(?).

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

I hope the music is this jaunty when people are getting mauled. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

See the evergreens as we listen to this jaunty tune. Surely nothing bad will ever happen to us! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Ah. Fake out. That figures.

Those backpackers forgot their backpacks

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

like a grizzly bear coming out of hibernation, i emerge every Sunday night to watch #monsterdon

And she’s being negged already by the other man in the scene. So that’s great #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Allison is getting shit on for no reason..

That Kelly sure has a leer #Monsterdon

Sigh, I wish I always managed to somehow get it together.

#Monsterdon

Maybe people aren’t harvest gold tinged because it’s the great outdoors.

Lots of 70s attitude in boss Kelly, though.

#monsterdon

wooow okay Kelly is aka MISTER PRESUMPTUOUS

#monsterdon

Your father did what, there hasn't even been a murder yet?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"Clean Boots Before Entering"... Carl. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Looking forward to Kelly getting mauled, no lie.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

those tiny '70s eyebrows will never recover #Monsterdon

We’re gonna need a bigger jeep

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Kelly making the sexy talk.

#Monsterdon

BOOT CLEANS BEFORE EN

oh

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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everyone's awfully hard on Allison

"CLEAN BOOTS BEFORE ENTERING" this is a real classy joint.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I was worried that because of my late start I would miss all the exposition at the beginning of the film. Thank GOODNESS they're expositioning extra hard on my behalf 😅

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

So this Kelly guy really runs all aspects of the park, eh? #Monsterdon

If she feels needed, she isn't listening to her Dad.
#monsterdon

Great. We already have “man knows better than the woman even when he doesn’t” #Monsterdon

Ooh I want to eat in that lodge.

#Monsterdon

I can already tell this is going to meld with that ski sasquatch movie that I don't even remember the title of, in my mind

#Monsterdon

Aw shit yeah time to ESTABLISH SOME CHARACTERS.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

help you run your business into the ground maybe

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

So much smoking

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Sound editing and recording could use an extra tweak or two..

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "we lose money on every sale, but we make it up in volume"

Okay, finally fixed the video and......oh, ew. 70s. Technicolor 70s.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

This Kelly guy is creepy. #Monsterdon

They make it up in volume!

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

#Rootpost for #monsterdon (Grizzly)

that's right this park features a FULL SERVICE RESTAURANT

this is Jellystone Park, isn't it.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

why does this man sound like he's in a tin can?

This place giving real Overlook Hotel vibes

#monsterdon

That’s a lot of park rangers for Grizzly to feast on! #Monsterdon

WE HAVE SMOKING! A pipe, no less!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Everyone in this park looks like the pictures from my parents' wedding

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those tourists were clustered around that thing like it was some kind of trap.

#Monsterdon
"I'll talk to you later for dinner."
-He's a goner.

@davesdogmaggie Right? Like an after-school special.
#Monsterdon

Featuring a cast of dozens I've never heard of. And the goofiest 70s romcom opening music.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Helicopter and a horse!!! Big budget here
#monsterdon

THREE'S A CROWD, Gale

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

We should see if we can get the Winnie the Pooh horror flick. #Monsterdon

Kelly has been invited to the woods fucking.

#monsterdon

SIDEBURNS!!!!! #monsterdon

The horse in the background is hoping the sequel will be Horsey!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

This feels like an hour long, Sunday night, Disney adventure.

So far…

#Monsterdon

Philharmonic of London? This has a lot of production, was it supposed to be the next Jaws?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

#Monsterdon

These rangers are grinning like they're in a beer commercial.

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Palomino horsie in the background!

commence inappropriate flirting

#Monsterdon

Okay, this is extremely 70s and trying to be but arguably missing at being pro-nature. hrm.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@moira Yeah, rag fraud was a big problem in the 70s :/ #Monsterdon