ah they are bringing forest management to bear.

#monsterdon

More local politics scenes? Yay....
Get back to slapping limbs around.
#monsterdon

"a bear is not a bear"
#monsterdon

"It's not a bear, it's a grizzly! There's a DIFFERENCE!"

Uh, Science wants a word with you about that, pal...

#Monsterdon

What about R2D2? #monsterdon

Okay, I can’t tell those two guys in the front seat apart #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Search party oh so white.

#BREAKING: a bear has caught a salmon. I repeat, a bear has caught a salmon.

Meanwhile in the 70s, a bunch of guys are arguing about the metaphysics of bears.

#Monsterdon

Hey you're not supposed to fuck off into the sea until the end! #Monsterdon

Now there's some quality hunting skills - drop the gun and run!

#monsterdon

When is a bear not a bear? In the movie Grizzly

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

To be a bear or not to be a bear?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bears are not mandatory carnivores. That is wrong.

@thatdawnperson perhaps that person was wearing lady's underwear

#monsterdon

"A bear is a bear"
"Not when it's a grizzly"
"What's a grizzly?"
"A big bear"
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Let's see what trigger discipline is like for these yokels.

Imagine if Jaws had had a scene like this with fishermen.

Remember, bears are faster runners and swimmers than humans. That means the bicycle is your only hope of beating one in a triathlon. #Monsterdon

Good thing bears don't swim
#monsterdon

This movie would be better if it was a surprise Bigfoot and not a Grizzly. or the Grizzly fights a Bigfoot?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

God cannot help you. Give yourself to bear.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

he didn't even get eaten. the fuck was that

#Monsterdon

I KNOW! LET'S TRY AND COMMUNICATE WITH IT! #monsterdon

@athena_rising maybe it has stilts

#Monsterdon

oh. he survived, did he? hum.

#monsterdon

you cant blame a bear if everyone out here has never had a wilderness survival course and tries to outrun a bear #monsterdon

Let's just manhandle this bear. #monsterdon

The BearVision™ is spectacular.

#Monsterdon

I hear that this movie inspired Predator. #Monsterdon

I do like that the foliage _the bear_ is traversing never changes.

funny that.

#monsterdon

No hunting, except just this once.

#monsterdon

IT GOT IT!! The livestream bear, I mean. Orange jacket man is still running through the woods pursued by a bear #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guy sounds like he's hankering for a beanie baby rather than insisting his underlings destroy a killer. 'I want that bear!'

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

TEDDY'S TUMMMMMMMYYYYY

Ow. Splinters. #monsterdon

Maybe it’s not a woman-eating bear? #monsterdon

Where was all this energy when they were looking for the Boston stranger or the Zodiac Killer? #monsterdon

Me at work next year: "I'd like to ask you something. Why are you on my ass?"

#Monsterdon

You couldn't make this movie today. The bear would be too busy with their far right podcast, "Just the Bear Facts"
#monsterdon

bush bear delivery service sir
RAWR!
#Monsterdon

oh he a chubby boi!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

OK, now we've seen the bear from the neck down ...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

TEDDY'S REAL FEET HAVE MADE THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE AND YES THEY ARE CUUUUTEEE

Mini cliff

Wait, did this guy survive?
#Monsterdon

I’m really invested in this one bear getting a salmon, because it’s been perched on this outcropping for a while, looking longingly at fish swimming over the other rock

#Monsterdon #ExceptActuallyTheBearLivestream

It’s a bear buffet!

#Grizzly #monsterdon

Yeah, Kelly, It's not YOUR forest.

#Monsterdon

@msh The bear is not wrong.
#Monsterdon

Ut oh, could Yogi be getting ready to try his first guy?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Let's quit arguing about responsibility and just take some.
#monsterdon

okay that's not a grizzly

#Monsterdon

jesus does not NAIL the tree

jesus GETS nailed to the tree

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Who knew Calvin Klein Obsession would drive bears into a mauling frenzy?

That's right just hunt for that bear all by yourself. #Monsterdon

nice that he wore that bright orange vest so the bear could find him easier.

#monsterdon

“Everybody, back to your campsite.” Heck no. I’m going home! #Monsterdon

Ah yes, a mob of armed, drunk rednecks

#monsterdon

This man called a bear a bum. #monsterdon

"Everyone grab a gun and run wildly into the bush"

#monsterdon

@turgon booooo

I snorted out loud
#monsterdon

"Watch out for snakes!"

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

Oh, this is a bad choice. The bear is already clearly a misogynist, so unleashing a bunch of vulnerable gun-toting boys is just going to help it establish a cult of personality. The Bear to far-right pipeline is real, people. #monsterdon

Chekhov’s Guy Who Says “Damn Dogs”.

#Monsterdon

I mean, other than people with guns not a ton of other things to throw at the problem, what do you want, airstrikes? #monsterdon

Whoever suggested getting dogs out with enough handlers to defend against an actual bear, you get a gold star.
#Monsterdon

vigilante justice against wildlife is 2real, these guys are just all the people in the rockies going out to poach the wolves #monsterdon

no, not jesus

land shark

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Dozens of Elmers Fudd forming an impromptu militia is one of my favorite things that comes up in these #monsterdon

#monsterdon

Bear feet.
Could it be our first male victim..?

@Taweret My guess is they spent all the money on a helicopter
#monsterdon

First bear feet shots.
#monsterdon

Zoom in on the No Hunting sign, yeah okay just shove the irony down our throats. #Monsterdon

You'd think that with this being a US movie, the solution would have been to get a Good Bear with a Gun.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

The lack of blaze orange has me worried. There's only one of them who are interested in not getting shot. #hunterSafety #Monsterdon

Aaaaand the disorganized posse finds something harmless or just mistakenly shoots each other? #monsterdon

@Cherizilla@mastodon.social May i be excused now? 🐻 😅

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

let's hope these clowns do a better job than they did in night of the living dead

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

no grizzly but i found harrison ford! #monsterdon

The bear could eat all those hunters but I think he's a misogynist so instead will just try to be one of them....

#Monsterdon

I do appreciate how non-graphic these kills are #Monsterdon

"You do the job or I will."

Bro, go ahead, would love to see you dismembered. #Monsterdon

@caban4 didnt the first couple count?

#monsterdon

where's barney?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

So, Allison...I am opening a burger chain. For now can I call you Wendy?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Okay but as someone who likes to hike and camp in Shenandoah and whose parents just caught a mama and a pair of babies on their security cam, you really do need to be careful with your food storage.

Usually they just tear up your car, though.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Why was the bear swinging that lady like that? #monsterdon So twisted.

Orange hat guy is a gunner.
#Monsterdon

“No hunting.” Punch up by Oscar Wilde?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

#monsterdon Okay kids, into the bear. I mean bus. I--oh, I was right the first time somehow.

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

to be fair, Scott *is* a maniac and he doesn't understand anything about bears

I also smell food left out and eat it
#monsterdon

what kind of elite park ranger squad does washington have #monsterdon

Got the white pickup truck for my Bingo!
#Monsterdon

he's a maniac
maniac
for the de-ee-er

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

What exactly was the bear doing with her for that angle / arm position??

#Monsterdon

Grizzly eau de toilette was a poor fragrance choice #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gordon Liddy actually claimed on his 80s radio show that menstruating women attracted bears. 🤷‍♀️

Every Jaws rip off needs Shelly Winters in a funny hat. Tentacles set the bar too high. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

there's no such thing as grizzlies

#Monsterdon

nope, just another excuse to show a lady's undies

#monsterdon

I mean...she looked pretty dead, bro #Monsterdon