We need to break through the glass ceiling preventing women from getting eaten in the woods by a prehistoric grizzly.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

hi little guy! who's a good little guy!

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@Taweret Right! Close the park, send folks home and leave the bear be. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bingo!

That’s a black bear #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

TEDDY FACE awwwwwwwww want snuggle Teddy

I liked that bit of dialogue. It showed effort.
#Monsterdon

isn't that Dave Grohl?

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hey its cold out here skootch over so i can get in!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
how rude
#Monsterdon

New plan:

Send the bear to Washington.

He can fight the Werewolf thereof.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

The monster's pov characterizes a nature that is active, which has its own agency outside of the human as subject and mind [see footnote] #Monsterdon

Hunter burritos

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@Taweret It's not a bear, it's a grizzly!
#MovieFacts #monsterdon

Oops. Wrong bear.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Burritos? #Monsterdon

I'm getting all the commercials I didn't get last week.

#monsterdon

Is this movie the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey?

#Monsterdon

Mmmm camper burritos. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The original pigs in a blanket.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

She’s going to end up with Kelly and I’m going to be mad about it because she deserves to be somewhere away from all these toxic men

#Monsterdon

@springdiesel As a treat. #Monsterdon

ah, more people about to be eaten. wonderful.

#monsterdon

Teddy (the bear) has pretty eyes.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

(heavy panting)

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lol, don't anybody stay awake to watch guard or anything.....

#Monsterdon

ooooh hell she got so annoyed the stream froze with her stink face levels
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dammit kelly you're no hero

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Hunter is lucky he didn't get killed because he was covered in just enough Jovan Musk and cigarette smoke to repulse the bear #Monsterdon

It's interesting watching monsterdon from two different server feeds...

#Monsterdon

I hope the bear is the result of some secret government program and Kelly exposes it and calls them “bastards”.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh, y'all are finally watching Grizzly

"The bear got a hunter"

No, the guy dropped his gun, ran away, and fell in the river. He kicked his own ass.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

“A bear is not a bear, believe it or not” #Monsterdon

I feel like I've kind of lost the plot, I just want more bear action
#monsterdon

@thatdawnperson ah, not et, maybe they were only wearing half a set

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This dude called on God more times that the preacher did this morning. #monsterdon

What is he just sitting there for? Is he texting? #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz @jmelesky 😂 🤦 nice

#Monsterdon

I also don't feel like playing little boy-girl games.

#Monsterdon

okay, scotty is like We Couldn't Even Find Steve McQueen's Phone Number, but the fact that he slept though that """heated arguement""" is cracking me up.

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"Why are you on my ass?"

"Well, frankly, those pants make it look fantastic, Ranger."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

you made this forest part of

LOOK MAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE BUT

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A bear is a bear, I swear I swear.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon Running through the woods in a crowdwith loaded guns. Always a good idea.

ok I may be confused as i came in late, BUT...has anyone tried to offer the bear some pies or a brushy brush? Might chill them out
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What is wrong with this supervisor?

"I'm goña deal with you the way I see fit."
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon A bear is not a bear.. believe it or not.. Is this some kind of Zen Koan?

Also, I think Science might want a word with this movie about its alleged "bear noises".

#Monsterdon

Holy shit! I came here to hunt a bear. I didn't expect to find one! I'll drop my rifle and run away now.

#Monsterdon

@jonny The bear numbers are added to ICE quotas.

#Monsterdon

Those hunters are sliding down trees like Super Mario, Kelly

#Monsterdon

Is it a bear or wut?

#Monsterdon

Drunken Bums definitely counts a "Lack of Planing"

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

ah they are bringing forest management to bear.

#monsterdon

More local politics scenes? Yay....
Get back to slapping limbs around.
#monsterdon

"a bear is not a bear"
#monsterdon

"It's not a bear, it's a grizzly! There's a DIFFERENCE!"

Uh, Science wants a word with you about that, pal...

#Monsterdon

What about R2D2? #monsterdon

Okay, I can’t tell those two guys in the front seat apart #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Search party oh so white.

Hey you're not supposed to fuck off into the sea until the end! #Monsterdon

When is a bear not a bear? In the movie Grizzly

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

To be a bear or not to be a bear?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Bears are not mandatory carnivores. That is wrong.

@thatdawnperson perhaps that person was wearing lady's underwear

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"A bear is a bear"
"Not when it's a grizzly"
"What's a grizzly?"
"A big bear"
#Monsterdon

Remember, bears are faster runners and swimmers than humans. That means the bicycle is your only hope of beating one in a triathlon. #Monsterdon

Good thing bears don't swim
#monsterdon

This movie would be better if it was a surprise Bigfoot and not a Grizzly. or the Grizzly fights a Bigfoot?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

God cannot help you. Give yourself to bear.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

I KNOW! LET'S TRY AND COMMUNICATE WITH IT! #monsterdon

he didn't even get eaten. the fuck was that

#Monsterdon

@athena_rising maybe it has stilts

#Monsterdon

oh. he survived, did he? hum.

#monsterdon

Let's just manhandle this bear. #monsterdon

The BearVision™ is spectacular.

#Monsterdon

I hear that this movie inspired Predator. #Monsterdon

I do like that the foliage _the bear_ is traversing never changes.

funny that.

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No hunting, except just this once.

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IT GOT IT!! The livestream bear, I mean. Orange jacket man is still running through the woods pursued by a bear #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guy sounds like he's hankering for a beanie baby rather than insisting his underlings destroy a killer. 'I want that bear!'

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TEDDY'S TUMMMMMMMYYYYY

Ow. Splinters. #monsterdon

Maybe it’s not a woman-eating bear? #monsterdon

Where was all this energy when they were looking for the Boston stranger or the Zodiac Killer? #monsterdon

Me at work next year: "I'd like to ask you something. Why are you on my ass?"

#Monsterdon

You couldn't make this movie today. The bear would be too busy with their far right podcast, "Just the Bear Facts"
#monsterdon

bush bear delivery service sir
RAWR!
#Monsterdon

oh he a chubby boi!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

OK, now we've seen the bear from the neck down ...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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TEDDY'S REAL FEET HAVE MADE THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE AND YES THEY ARE CUUUUTEEE

Mini cliff

Wait, did this guy survive?
#Monsterdon

I’m really invested in this one bear getting a salmon, because it’s been perched on this outcropping for a while, looking longingly at fish swimming over the other rock

#Monsterdon #ExceptActuallyTheBearLivestream

It’s a bear buffet!

#Grizzly #monsterdon

Yeah, Kelly, It's not YOUR forest.

#Monsterdon

@msh The bear is not wrong.
#Monsterdon

Ut oh, could Yogi be getting ready to try his first guy?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Let's quit arguing about responsibility and just take some.
#monsterdon

okay that's not a grizzly

#Monsterdon