i hope the bear keeps getting unnaturally larger

better be eye-level with that guy in the tower
#monsterdon

National park theremin time!
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Oh the hunters are bringing a bunch of little snacks for the bear.

And I love how the music sometimes sounds more like we're watching a ghost story. :)

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Ya know how you hunt a herd of grizzlies, Chief? A school of crocodiles, that's how.

@funkula The skilled hunter
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He'll have a great view for future maulings. #Monsterdon

The two most common closed captions are "tense dramatic music" and "tense uneasy music."

#Monsterdon

as the planet killer spots another planet to kill

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

lol these guys really out for a village witch hunt, no way they getting a bear like that
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Theremin. Have we got Space Bears? #monsterdon

Niiice….personal insults always solve problems.
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doggos!

The Fudd herd literally hootin and hollerin as they run through the woods #monsterdon

Ranger tower sites a herd of drunk hunters.

Canned bear noises and theramen player.
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@Configures Oh, sure… he’s Quint in this ripoff. Got it.

#Monsterdon

OK, I am literally making up a Manhunter/Red Dragon spoof in a side thread instead of watching the dialogue scenes.

"This is a very shy bear, Will."

#Monsterdon

Fire observation tower. That’ll definitely make it through the movie

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meanwhile, the grizzly has stolen the helicopter and the only memorable elements of this film are gone #Monsterdon

@amyfou i beleive the phrase is an "oh shit" of grizzlys in the woods

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

third unit (landscape shots) actually rather competent

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I feel like the bear was just trying to warn the ranger about the sub-par construction of that tower #monsterdon

"...okay, I'm ready to go find that grizzly!"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Oooooo, burn! #Monsterdon #Gizzly1976

SCOTTY

BEAM ME UP

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

well now that's we had a good round of negging

let's get to the bear business

#monsterdon

A HERD of grizzlies? That literally doesn't exist.

#monsterdon

You're gonna need a bigger forest. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I can smell like one.. uh, dude, you definitely smell like one.

If you go out in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise… #monsterdon

Dale Gribble saw two herds of bear tear each other apart ding dang bear done tear tell you what dang bear

#Monsterdon
#Grizzly

i am gonna start chanting for them all to kiss if something doesnt happen soon
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Looks like deer-pelt-man is the Richard Dreyfus of this movie. And helicopter pilot is Quint, which makes his helicopter the boat? Are we gonna need a bigger helicopter? #monsterdon

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"a whole herd of man-eating grizzlies" <-- is 'herd' the right collective noun for grizzlies? Wouldn't it be 'pack'?

#monsterdon
The dog has to poop. We will have to tear ourselves away from this epic and finish it when we get back.

okay slow zoom...slow zoom...yesss....yesss. The horror. THE HORROR #Monsterdon

@overholt 🎶 in a grizzly da vida 🎶

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#monsterdon He *looks* like a Pat, for sure.

Scott the bearfucker got some sass on #monsterdon

By cannibalistic, does he just mean carnivore? Or did the cub get killed? #Monsterdon

A _herd_ of WHAT NOW

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Tranquilizer shells, yup!
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Six bears on the stream fishing!!

Three men talking around the fire on the movie, about herds of grizzlies. Um, that’s not generally a forest thing. More of a salmon run thing. And they aren’t herd animals

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@davesdogmaggie He's SEEN things, man! #Grizzly #Monsterdon

Could Swamp Thing beat the grizzly?
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The grizzlies have no loyalty. They just eat. #Monsterdon

So the expert is Hooper and Quint combined.

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“This is pretty ridiculous”

I agree

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o/~ Once you eat some people, nothing else will do. o/~

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Always one person trying to save the impending menace for science. #Monsterdon

what in the colonialism is this fucking story

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Why does this fucking chopper pilot think he knows everything? STFU dude!

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@PastaThief I SAW THE ZIPPER TOO #Monsterdon

@huronbikes How do we know he's not? I mean other than the fact he just bearly can't buy off the rack.

(got my bear pun in for the night, w00t!)

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

@hollie 😂

maybe later...

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Grizzlevisison is back.... #monsterdon

It’s so dark, I don’t know who anyone is.

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I suppose that’s better than using real cubs on a movie set

#Monsterdon https://realsocial.life/@TerryHancock/115126511807528596

You're momma!!! #monsterdon

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Andrew Prine's good ol boy accent bothers me.

Who are these folks just camping out at this point? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's the--eye of the grizzly it's the thrill of the BITE

What is this macho bull about, I don't wanna be left out! And I want the first shot.

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i'm not trying to leave you out of any man, i said i don't care about your private l

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

everyone wants a piece of DAT BEAR

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Look, we should pull back and wait for the bear to make a strategic error. #Monsterdon

Cub chum. Try saying THAT ten times fast.

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"It left the beef jerky. Posed it standing up in his hat. I've seen this before. Khe Sanh, 1968."

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Guess what guys, you get to be the bait now!

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I can look like him, I can smell like him. That is assuming he's the kind of bear that rocks a Canadian Tuxedo. #monsterdon

this thing was a book?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Male Grizzly bears on average get only 6-6.5 feet standing upright (which they generally don't do), and weight approximately 600lbs.

A 15 foot 2000lb bear.would not be sustainable by any ecosystem with competing apex predators.

Incidentally, when the guy mentioned "maybe in Alaska"... He was actually thinking about the cousin of the grizzly, the Kodiak bear. Those average 8 foot standing and can top out at 1500lbs but only during peak weight time pre-hibernation.

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@phaedral I was going for the low hanging fruit of a Shakespeare reference!

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

Um, Teddy ate the cub.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Damn damn that bear well damn

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Is this baby bear, the bear "actor"?
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Grizzly killed a cub! 😢

He's gonna come back to the scene of the crime.
Why do you think that?
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Throw the whole man away

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the bear is now a brass instrument in a cave
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Yeah, it's less like using the cub as bait and more like putting yourselves out as snacks. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Stupid hunters being stupid.

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The bear is simultaneously breathing and grunting and he is also silent as he walks among sleeping people.
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can't hashtag properly

Also apparently about half these guys are toting M1917 Springfields which I wouldn't have thought would be good bear-hunters

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Rooting for the bear now. #monsterdon

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NOPE that's a sweet little black bear, she's not Teddy.

And these dudes are snuggling her and plotting her demise I am having so many feelings right now

You're using a baby bear as bait?

Yikes.

#Monsterdon

Hoping the hunters get it
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What are you doing? Jesus that's still a wild animal. #monsterdon

Starting to look less like the bear has a thing for women and more like it has a thing for idiot characters who go wandering off into the forest

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We’re going to hunt this prehistoric bear by the book!

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

annnnd the hunter is a psycopath.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I bet the bear sneaks up behind them in the blind. #monsterdon.

#monsterdon Do not hug random bears if you want to live..

oh yeah that's a *brilliant* idea, Nick, get mama bear pissed at you.

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This guy is making me root for the bear more and more. #monsterdon

Awww c'mon, not even a severed limb?

#Monsterdon

Most people would piss themselves

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That is a boopable snoot.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Because the mechanical bull down at the bar is broken! That's why I'm on your ass!

#monsterdon You're a maverick! Turn in your shovel and spyglass!

that bear just wants pets and scritches, these three guys are jokers.

#monsterdon