That grizzly is definitely going to eat the war party.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Look, we should pull back and wait for the bear to make a strategic error. #Monsterdon

Cub chum. Try saying THAT ten times fast.

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"It left the beef jerky. Posed it standing up in his hat. I've seen this before. Khe Sanh, 1968."

#Monsterdon

Guess what guys, you get to be the bait now!

#monsterdon

I can look like him, I can smell like him. That is assuming he's the kind of bear that rocks a Canadian Tuxedo. #monsterdon

this thing was a book?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Male Grizzly bears on average get only 6-6.5 feet standing upright (which they generally don't do), and weight approximately 600lbs.

A 15 foot 2000lb bear.would not be sustainable by any ecosystem with competing apex predators.

Incidentally, when the guy mentioned "maybe in Alaska"... He was actually thinking about the cousin of the grizzly, the Kodiak bear. Those average 8 foot standing and can top out at 1500lbs but only during peak weight time pre-hibernation.

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@phaedral I was going for the low hanging fruit of a Shakespeare reference!

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

The friendly bear gives bingo #Monsterdon

Um, Teddy ate the cub.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Damn damn that bear well damn

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To a bear humans in sleeping bags are burritos.
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Is this baby bear, the bear "actor"?
#Monsterdon

Grizzly killed a cub! 😢

He's gonna come back to the scene of the crime.
Why do you think that?
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Throw the whole man away

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the bear is now a brass instrument in a cave
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Yeah, it's less like using the cub as bait and more like putting yourselves out as snacks. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The bear is simultaneously breathing and grunting and he is also silent as he walks among sleeping people.
#monsterdon

Stupid hunters being stupid.

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Rooting for the bear now. #monsterdon

can't hashtag properly

Also apparently about half these guys are toting M1917 Springfields which I wouldn't have thought would be good bear-hunters

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#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

NOPE that's a sweet little black bear, she's not Teddy.

And these dudes are snuggling her and plotting her demise I am having so many feelings right now

You're using a baby bear as bait?

Yikes.

#Monsterdon

Hoping the hunters get it
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What are you doing? Jesus that's still a wild animal. #monsterdon

Starting to look less like the bear has a thing for women and more like it has a thing for idiot characters who go wandering off into the forest

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We’re going to hunt this prehistoric bear by the book!

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

annnnd the hunter is a psycopath.

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I bet the bear sneaks up behind them in the blind. #monsterdon.

#monsterdon Do not hug random bears if you want to live..

oh yeah that's a *brilliant* idea, Nick, get mama bear pissed at you.

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#NotAllBears

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This guy is making me root for the bear more and more. #monsterdon

Awww c'mon, not even a severed limb?

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Most people would piss themselves

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That is a boopable snoot.

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#monsterdon Because the mechanical bull down at the bar is broken! That's why I'm on your ass!

#monsterdon You're a maverick! Turn in your shovel and spyglass!

that bear just wants pets and scritches, these three guys are jokers.

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We need to break through the glass ceiling preventing women from getting eaten in the woods by a prehistoric grizzly.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

hi little guy! who's a good little guy!

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@Taweret Right! Close the park, send folks home and leave the bear be. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bingo!

That’s a black bear #Monsterdon

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TEDDY FACE awwwwwwwww want snuggle Teddy

I liked that bit of dialogue. It showed effort.
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isn't that Dave Grohl?

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hey its cold out here skootch over so i can get in!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
how rude
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New plan:

Send the bear to Washington.

He can fight the Werewolf thereof.

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The monster's pov characterizes a nature that is active, which has its own agency outside of the human as subject and mind [see footnote] #Monsterdon

Hunter burritos

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@Taweret It's not a bear, it's a grizzly!
#MovieFacts #monsterdon

Oops. Wrong bear.

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Burritos? #Monsterdon

I'm getting all the commercials I didn't get last week.

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Is this movie the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey?

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Mmmm camper burritos. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The original pigs in a blanket.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

She’s going to end up with Kelly and I’m going to be mad about it because she deserves to be somewhere away from all these toxic men

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@springdiesel As a treat. #Monsterdon

ah, more people about to be eaten. wonderful.

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Teddy (the bear) has pretty eyes.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

(heavy panting)

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lol, don't anybody stay awake to watch guard or anything.....

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ooooh hell she got so annoyed the stream froze with her stink face levels
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dammit kelly you're no hero

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Hunter is lucky he didn't get killed because he was covered in just enough Jovan Musk and cigarette smoke to repulse the bear #Monsterdon

"I'm coming with you"

Oh good, we need bait. #Monsterdon

It's interesting watching monsterdon from two different server feeds...

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I hope the bear is the result of some secret government program and Kelly exposes it and calls them “bastards”.

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#monsterdon oh, y'all are finally watching Grizzly

"The bear got a hunter"

No, the guy dropped his gun, ran away, and fell in the river. He kicked his own ass.

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“A bear is not a bear, believe it or not” #Monsterdon

I feel like I've kind of lost the plot, I just want more bear action
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Guy in car looks sadder about the hunter that survived than anyone in this movie has been about any of the women who’ve died

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@thatdawnperson ah, not et, maybe they were only wearing half a set

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This dude called on God more times that the preacher did this morning. #monsterdon

What is he just sitting there for? Is he texting? #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz @jmelesky 😂 🤦 nice

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"You're a maverick." This is one of the OG 70s movies, before that became so cliche no screenwriter would use it. Respect. #Monsterdon

I also don't feel like playing little boy-girl games.

#Monsterdon

okay, scotty is like We Couldn't Even Find Steve McQueen's Phone Number, but the fact that he slept though that """heated arguement""" is cracking me up.

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"Why are you on my ass?"

"Well, frankly, those pants make it look fantastic, Ranger."

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you made this forest part of

LOOK MAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE BUT

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A bear is a bear, I swear I swear.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon Running through the woods in a crowdwith loaded guns. Always a good idea.

A bear is not a bear, believe it or not, but a horse is a horse, of course, of course. #Monsterdon

ok I may be confused as i came in late, BUT...has anyone tried to offer the bear some pies or a brushy brush? Might chill them out
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What is wrong with this supervisor?

"I'm goña deal with you the way I see fit."
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#monsterdon A bear is not a bear.. believe it or not.. Is this some kind of Zen Koan?

Also, I think Science might want a word with this movie about its alleged "bear noises".

#Monsterdon

It's the bear's forest, Kelly

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Holy shit! I came here to hunt a bear. I didn't expect to find one! I'll drop my rifle and run away now.

#Monsterdon

@jonny The bear numbers are added to ICE quotas.

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Those hunters are sliding down trees like Super Mario, Kelly

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Is it a bear or wut?

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Drunken Bums definitely counts a "Lack of Planing"

#MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976