oh hey did he finally get drunk
#monsterdon

Funny seeing this juxtaposed against Teddy attacking a watchtower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-EekdVVU8

#BearFeed #Monsterdon

@diazona It's worth a try.
#Monsterdon

We're only an hour in? This a lotta movie.

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

Up yaws!

… with JAWS.

#Monsterdon

Just crushed? Not even eaten by the bear? #Monsterdon

I want them to see the fine clean job we’re doing at the RFK department of h- I mean forest management office

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

@amyfou Only GenX can see that. And we are dying over here! 🤣
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐻🩸 TRIVIA BEAR 🐻😱

"Teddy," the Kodiak bear used for filming did get little grumpy because production ran into quality hibernation time.

Worse, they tempted him with large fish to do trick, then only gave him a small fish as a reward. He figured out this ruse and once moved in a blur for 30 feet toward the camera, stood up and grabbed the big fish off a pole.

Don't mess with Teddy.

#Grizzly

"nice dark brown plastic offices" it's the 70s, all right #monsterdon

#monsterdon I want to show them the clean, capable job we're capable of. YOU'RE KIDDING!!

how is his hand blonde AND greasy?
#Monsterdon

Me at work next year: "Well you just lost your office because because when I finish with you there won't be anyone there to shake your sweaty, bloody hand!"

#Monsterdon

see, it was a dark brown plastic office in the 70s, because everything was brown...

#monsterdon

We don’t need to close the beach. Let’s get more people in the theater of murderation #monsterdon

Maybe you can send the reporters out to catch the bear

#Monsterdon

Uh oh!! #monsterdon #CanIPetDatDawg

More reporters than animals? I take it he's not counting insects.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That was so Naked Gun. “That man was a hero. Send flowers to his bitches and hoes” #Monsterdon

Coca-Cola ad there
#monsterdon

Need a FBI profiler to profile the bear. #Monsterdon

Coca-Cola: For Highly Intelligent Beasts #monsterdon

Coke product placement.

#monsterdon

Weird pet peeve of mine: it makes me crazy when people point to things with their pinkies for like no reason.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

scotty trying to be brad pitt over here with the constant sandwich.

#monsterdon

Great, *psychic* prehistoric grizzly.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

Maximum Ursinedrive

#monsterdon

Dude: Is there anything I can do?
Kelly: No, he had a family.

What was this guy going to do, posthumously marry him??

#Monsterdon

I don't know if it's because I saw so much 70s TV in reruns in the 80s or what, but a lot of bad 70s movies feel like TV to me

#Monsterdon

@Configures I would tell you why I would ask that question except Mastodon posts are very discoverable.

#monsterdon

Kid and his rabbit are getting eaten, aren't they. #monsterdon

Trivia: the grizzly is being played by a Kodiak bear named Teddy (who was actually 11 ft. tall) #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I figure he has a base of operations, somehwere around here. #Monsterdon

ooff, that child was savaged!

and now the subtitles are out of whack, that's how savage!

#Monsterdon

Scotty eating sandwich joke never gets old

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

OH COME ON, that dude was obviously breathing. #Monsterdon

@CardboardRobot "Okay, I guess."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Denim guy is disappointed that he didn’t get to see bear vore

#monsterdon

this tower segment originally came from the cartoon, so you couldn't shoot or bite anyone directly, you had to have something fall down on them instead.

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Dude! Now is not the time to pee!

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

So… the bear knew exactly which 2x4 to knock out to take down the tower

I didn't realize bears got architecture degrees. I learned something new today.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

What’s that old saying again? “How can you tell what sort of bear is chasing you? Climb up into a ranger tower. If it’s a black bear, it’ll walk awal. If it’s a brown bear, it’ll climb the ladder. If it’s a grizzly, it’ll knock the whole tower down.” #monsterdon

"I hear you have a pic a nic basket!"
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

I sure hope that was as fun for Teddy as it looked like it was fun for Teddy

The rabbit is in league with the bear

#Monsterdon

YES!
Man: 0
Grizzly: (I lost count.)
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 bear has levelled up in: FALLING DAMAGE

Think the tower collapsing killed the ranger. He didn't get et.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I went to get chips and missed the theremin.

Look man, if a bear can take down your whole lookout post, it was gonna fail dangerously in the near future anyway

#Monsterdon

OMG IS BEHR.
#monsterdon

once again, soaked in high-pressure blood

#monsterdon

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Bear 5.5, people .5

* 1 point split for the bear cub.

#monsterdon

That’s right, drop the gun.

#monsterdon

The flimsy construction of that tower is disturbing the government cutbacks have to stop #Monsterdon

Best scene so far. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

dood smells like a laaaady
#Monsterdon

They just jumped the bear.

#Monsterdon

That blonde child is monster bait, and the mother knows it...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All he said was "It's the grizzly", but luckily they knew what he meant.

It's a grizzly earthquake.
#Monsterdon

I hope the bear had a blast
#monsterdon

was that Wilhelm in the mix?

#monsterdon

Maybe they shouldn't have made the tower out of balsa wood. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

“How do you think this bear thing is being handled?”

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

Fire tower made of bullshit #monsterdon

go bear go!

#Monsterdon

Hold on Tom!

Narrator: Tom in fact, did not hold on.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The ability to smell like a bear! What a terrible superpower.

he was a very bear

he was a scary bear

he knows how

to tear down a tower

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon

One ranger down.
That "blood" is not...

This music is SO perfectly wrong. It’s the best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon

Oh wow, did anyone else's version of this just cut from the tower attack to more drinking men shouting at each other?

#Monsterdon

Yes! Yes! Shake bear! Shake! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The bear's gonna pull down the watch tower, sure.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

awww cute bear, yeah you go ahead and smash that watchtower

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

THERE'S TEDDY!! Aww, he's a precious kiddo

Dark brown plastic office? #monsterdon

Park Rangers of Steel, Fire Towers of Cardboard.

#monsterdon

That bear actor is so darn cute. Give him everything! All the food and some cuddles! #monsterdon

I'm right here Mother-fucker!
#monsterdon

Way too many of those hunters are still alive for my liking. Lazy bear. #monsterdon

That’s one gorgeous bear!!!#Monsterdon

Bear friend!!!!
#monsterdon

He can smell like a bear? #monsterdon

Is the sleep deprivation kicking in, or did the movie just drop a theremin on us?

#Monsterdon

what the derpy score fook?
#Monsterdon

no one esCAPES from stalag thirTEEN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"You see anything moving out there?"
"Yeah. Some folks who didn't pay enough attention to Ferngully"
#Monsterdon

Now where did the 50's sci-fi music come from? #Monsterdon

Portions of this film brought to you by Motorola!!! #monsterdon

need a fucking kaiju-sized bear right about now
#monsterdon

Grizz is gonna push the whole tower down. #Monsterdon

Red glare on bear cam

#Monsterdon

BYE OLSEN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

+5 points use of theramin!

#monsterdon

He wanted to be in the tower to be safe!
#Monsterdon

OH SHIT I STILL GET A CHANCE

TOWER DEFENSE, GO

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I love "binocular" shots that are obviously not taken from far away. The perspective is wrong.

The camera is about fifty feet from those kids.

Is the bear gonna push the tower over? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976