he was a very bear

he was a scary bear

he knows how

to tear down a tower

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This music is SO perfectly wrong. It’s the best part of this movie.

#Monsterdon

Oh wow, did anyone else's version of this just cut from the tower attack to more drinking men shouting at each other?

#Monsterdon

Yes! Yes! Shake bear! Shake! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Hi bear!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The bear's gonna pull down the watch tower, sure.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

awww cute bear, yeah you go ahead and smash that watchtower

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

THERE'S TEDDY!! Aww, he's a precious kiddo

Dark brown plastic office? #monsterdon

Park Rangers of Steel, Fire Towers of Cardboard.

#monsterdon

That bear actor is so darn cute. Give him everything! All the food and some cuddles! #monsterdon

I'm right here Mother-fucker!
#monsterdon

Way too many of those hunters are still alive for my liking. Lazy bear. #monsterdon

That’s one gorgeous bear!!!#Monsterdon

He can smell like a bear? #monsterdon

Bear friend!!!!
#monsterdon

Is the sleep deprivation kicking in, or did the movie just drop a theremin on us?

#Monsterdon

no one esCAPES from stalag thirTEEN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

what the derpy score fook?
#Monsterdon

"You see anything moving out there?"
"Yeah. Some folks who didn't pay enough attention to Ferngully"
#Monsterdon

Now where did the 50's sci-fi music come from? #Monsterdon

Portions of this film brought to you by Motorola!!! #monsterdon

need a fucking kaiju-sized bear right about now
#monsterdon

@roque bearemin #Monsterdon

Grizz is gonna push the whole tower down. #Monsterdon

Red glare on bear cam

#Monsterdon

BYE OLSEN

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

+5 points use of theramin!

#monsterdon

He wanted to be in the tower to be safe!
#Monsterdon

OH SHIT I STILL GET A CHANCE

TOWER DEFENSE, GO

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I love "binocular" shots that are obviously not taken from far away. The perspective is wrong.

The camera is about fifty feet from those kids.

Is the bear gonna push the tower over? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

i hope the bear keeps getting unnaturally larger

better be eye-level with that guy in the tower
#monsterdon

National park theremin time!
#monsterdon

Oh the hunters are bringing a bunch of little snacks for the bear.

And I love how the music sometimes sounds more like we're watching a ghost story. :)

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Ya know how you hunt a herd of grizzlies, Chief? A school of crocodiles, that's how.

@funkula The skilled hunter
#monsterdon

He'll have a great view for future maulings. #Monsterdon

The two most common closed captions are "tense dramatic music" and "tense uneasy music."

#Monsterdon

as the planet killer spots another planet to kill

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

lol these guys really out for a village witch hunt, no way they getting a bear like that
#monsterdon

Theremin. Have we got Space Bears? #monsterdon

Niiice….personal insults always solve problems.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

doggos!

The Fudd herd literally hootin and hollerin as they run through the woods #monsterdon

honestly, if this movie were all 1970's brand Uplifting Orchestrations and Shots of Nature, i'd be here for it. every time these three guys get on screen and start shouting at each other, i wanna change the channel.

#monsterdon

"You go into the water. The bear in the water. Our bear? ♫Faaaaaaare weeeeell and~" #Monsterdon

Ranger tower sites a herd of drunk hunters.

Canned bear noises and theramen player.
#Monsterdon

@Configures Oh, sure… he’s Quint in this ripoff. Got it.

#Monsterdon

OK, I am literally making up a Manhunter/Red Dragon spoof in a side thread instead of watching the dialogue scenes.

"This is a very shy bear, Will."

#Monsterdon

Fire observation tower. That’ll definitely make it through the movie

#Monsterdon

meanwhile, the grizzly has stolen the helicopter and the only memorable elements of this film are gone #Monsterdon

@amyfou i beleive the phrase is an "oh shit" of grizzlys in the woods

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

third unit (landscape shots) actually rather competent

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I feel like the bear was just trying to warn the ranger about the sub-par construction of that tower #monsterdon

"...okay, I'm ready to go find that grizzly!"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

Oooooo, burn! #Monsterdon #Gizzly1976

SCOTTY

BEAM ME UP

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

well now that's we had a good round of negging

let's get to the bear business

#monsterdon

A HERD of grizzlies? That literally doesn't exist.

#monsterdon

You're gonna need a bigger forest. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I can smell like one.. uh, dude, you definitely smell like one.

If you go out in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise… #monsterdon

Dale Gribble saw two herds of bear tear each other apart ding dang bear done tear tell you what dang bear

#Monsterdon
#Grizzly

i am gonna start chanting for them all to kiss if something doesnt happen soon
#Monsterdon

Looks like deer-pelt-man is the Richard Dreyfus of this movie. And helicopter pilot is Quint, which makes his helicopter the boat? Are we gonna need a bigger helicopter? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐻 🧸 🐻‍❄️ 🐻 💞 😱

"a whole herd of man-eating grizzlies" <-- is 'herd' the right collective noun for grizzlies? Wouldn't it be 'pack'?

#monsterdon
The dog has to poop. We will have to tear ourselves away from this epic and finish it when we get back.

okay slow zoom...slow zoom...yesss....yesss. The horror. THE HORROR #Monsterdon

@overholt 🎶 in a grizzly da vida 🎶

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He *looks* like a Pat, for sure.

By cannibalistic, does he just mean carnivore? Or did the cub get killed? #Monsterdon

Scott the bearfucker got some sass on #monsterdon

A _herd_ of WHAT NOW

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Tranquilizer shells, yup!
#monsterdon

Six bears on the stream fishing!!

Three men talking around the fire on the movie, about herds of grizzlies. Um, that’s not generally a forest thing. More of a salmon run thing. And they aren’t herd animals

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie He's SEEN things, man! #Grizzly #Monsterdon

Could Swamp Thing beat the grizzly?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

The grizzlies have no loyalty. They just eat. #Monsterdon

So the expert is Hooper and Quint combined.

#Monsterdon

“This is pretty ridiculous”

I agree

#monsterdon

o/~ Once you eat some people, nothing else will do. o/~

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Always one person trying to save the impending menace for science. #Monsterdon

what in the colonialism is this fucking story

#monsterdon

Why does this fucking chopper pilot think he knows everything? STFU dude!

#Monsterdon

@PastaThief I SAW THE ZIPPER TOO #Monsterdon

@huronbikes How do we know he's not? I mean other than the fact he just bearly can't buy off the rack.

(got my bear pun in for the night, w00t!)

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

@hollie 😂

maybe later...

#Monsterdon

Grizzlevisison is back.... #monsterdon

It’s so dark, I don’t know who anyone is.

#monsterdon

I suppose that’s better than using real cubs on a movie set

#Monsterdon https://realsocial.life/@TerryHancock/115126511807528596

You're momma!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Andrew Prine's good ol boy accent bothers me.

Who are these folks just camping out at this point? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's the--eye of the grizzly it's the thrill of the BITE

What is this macho bull about, I don't wanna be left out! And I want the first shot.

#Monsterdon

"you're not gonna be left out of anything"
except awards season. sorry about your acting career, sir.

#monsterdon

i'm not trying to leave you out of any man, i said i don't care about your private l

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

everyone wants a piece of DAT BEAR

#monsterdon

"He could be listening to us right now."
"He could be hearing all our plans! We should start speaking in code!"
"You know any code we could use, Joe?"
"Well, no..."
"This is why they don't pay you the big bucks."

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976