@flowerpot I mean I'd rather it eat the rider, but whatever

#Monsterdon

HERE HE IS

THE TWENTY-FOOT TALL

BEAR!

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#monsterdon Man, what are picket fences even FOR if they can't prevent bear attacks?!

Teddy, you’re such a good bear! So gorgeous #Monsterdon

Don't we all, really?

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Mayhaps the bear will eat that horse? Any bets?
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"Wants to go home where it's safe."

Buddy that's projecting, you are just projecting.

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@SRLevine @flowerpot that's fair

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"You know, that boy's weird."

YOU JUST NOTICED??

#Monsterdon

That salmon nearly jumped straight into the bear’s mouth!

Oops, stream instead of movie again 🤭 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Western music appears. Now we have all the genres.

@springdiesel IT's enjoying itself... effing psycho bear. #monsterdon

I dunno what it up with the shutter time but I am guessing they shot the whole thing with fast film because they got a good deal. So it looks like cheap digital thirty years before cheap digital was available. #monsterdon

@diazona @flowerpot Only if it literally ate Linda McMahon. For that I'd tune in.

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 helicopter's back! <3 <3 <3 so round and bubbly

Moustache guy is kinda awesome

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Something something bear saying "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."

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"We'll get him this time."

"You think so?"

"Oh, yeah, there's only like 20 minutes left."

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More helicopter apparently. #monsterdon

Whoa whoa whoa slurs outta nowhere #monsterdon

If this is a Jaws rip-off, is the helicopter the boat?

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Was that a bazooka? Does he have a bear bazooka? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#monsterdon Lenny, you're too rough!

At least they didn’t show the bunny rabbit getting bear-hugged? #Monsterdon

whoah boy casual racism explained away by white man

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Also hello #Monsterdon, Hachyderm was under serious maintenance woes at the start of the movie and I've been cooking along with the movie for that hour anyway

Smoooke on the waaaater!
Grizly in the woods!

#monsterdon

Is the Bear trying to get a promotion to DC? Sure, why not.
#monsterdon

We rented this copter and we want you to know it.
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It is not really ironic but it is super racist 🙄

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@flowerpot sounds like WWE

...if they put a bear in WWE I might watch it

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what's the most american way to kill this bear? where's rambo?

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The real terror is in what you don’t see. The power of the imaginat—

Movie: Tear off the kids leg.

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

"Is he alive?" "Part of him is."

I think there's multiple cuts of this film out there, judging from the timeline. No commercials here, but some of y'all had the kid-with-rabbit scene a while ago, looks like.

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I think the Grizzly ran because he didn't like what was served. It was too doe y.
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The camp who has been steadily rooting for GRIZZLY is taking a victory lap, this movie has great kills

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#monsterdon He's alive? Part of him is. The part that can't hop.

I wish the bear-o-vision had more fur and some paws.
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Only one of the actors in this whole exposition scene was allowed to move.
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#monsterdon Isn't this a private house?

Why is it the park department's jurisdiction.

Still not really getting the politician plot of this movie because, um, no bear.
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"Part of him is."

???????

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The bear seems to realize that helicopters are nothing but 1 million parts, all wanting to crash. #monsterdon

someone has definited Ideas about The Press. #leSigh

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I'm going to keep all of this in mind when I go camping again #Monsterdon

You'd think the bear might want to look at what it's eating, but noooo

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#Monsterdon hasn’t done Night of the Lepus (1972) yet, huh?

Why yes the story IS about greed, going to Washington, and feeling sorry for yourself.

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I guess not. #monsterdon

"Carnival over?" Heck, why does nobody tell me when the carnival's in town?

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Size of the caterpillar on the newsman’s face, it’s gonna be a hundred year winter. #monsterdon

How did Teddy bite the kid's leg off when it never got near his mouth?

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@apLundell Or because he's smart enough to understand what a ridiculous movie he's starring in

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Big bear just wants a hug, it's not entirely his fault that he's so big he just squishes everyone he hugs.

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The soundtrack to this film is so confusing. Expecting Dick Dale over the credits. #Monsterdon

wish my momma had taught me how to tie a knot.

I keep trying to build time to learn that :P I WILL THIS YEAR!!! RESOLUTION!!! #monsterdon iwll have good influence

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uhhhh

just exactly WHAT was the bear doing in that scene?

#monsterdon

white shirt, white bunny, blonde kid. Symbolism. #Monsterdon

damn, okay, that was a full meal WITH desert. does this bear have a hollow leg or what?

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Aw no, not the kid and his bunny!

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Gee, that's not what we expect from a bear hug
#monsterdon

Seems like a stressful situation for all invovled. #Monsterdon

I feel like they could have tried a little harder to convince us the bear and the humans were in the same scene

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oh shit
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Run through the gate, a second later see the fence doesn't even go all around
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ominous gate is ominous

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#monsterdon They should have got a puppet for the bear's face. Their real bear just isn't making a scary face.

(Probably cause he's drugged?)

The helicopter pilot is a real nutter #monsterdon

You stay close now boy, y'hear? Need a good view of you gettin' et #Monsterdon

Including the bear, this movie is all bravado, all the time.

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#monsterdon Raspberry Nap

No! Not the gate in the white picket fence!

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holy shit movie

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pls do not eat the bunny, Teddy.

I find it astounding that the people writing - excuse me, "writing" - this movie couldn't be bothered to crack a World Book Encyclopedia to do even that much research.

"Herds" of bears. For fuck's sake.

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That's a hefty rabbit

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Please not the kid. Please.
#Monsterdon

The score's working hard today.

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I too get traumatized by the sight of someone eating a perfectly ordinary very boring looking sandwich.

#Monsterdon

Not the Kintner kid!

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

Are we finally meeting the child protagonist promised by the opening score? #monsterdon

He wants him to eat his sandwich outside so the bear can get him. #monsterdon

Large bnuuy. Is it a lunar one?

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Robert you stay close now.

Not close enough.

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#monsterdon This bear is circle-strafing! We're boned!

oh child go out and play in the open garden where the bear is totally not. Mummy loves you, she says whilst basting the wee one in honey
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You Urus Euripidus trousers you Urus a menda deeze trousers. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh my gosh that's a cute bear! But not for pats, unfortunately.

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Bunny???

Oh no, not a bunny AND a blond tot!

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Will the bear kill the cute kid or his mom. Oh. Looks like maybe both.

NUGGETS

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bunny!

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oh that's bear bait, right there.

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I do want that Only You Can Prevent Forest Fire bear desk top figure TBH
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Dang! They can pull focus! Maybe the only time in this movie, too. #monsterdon

Oh, the war comments. Amen. #monsterdon.

If that bear was alive now it'd be full of PFAS #Monsterdon

Will it be the boy, the rabbit, or the mom?
My bet. All three!
#Monsterdon

Smokey the Bear statuette on the desk. Class.

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