This theme is Disney-like. It’s so happy. Except for that one beat at the title.

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whimsical music to get mauled by a bear to

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Nice big American Music start #Monsterdon

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And we are go.

Gratuitous helicopter.
Back to nature propaganda.
And this 70s soundtrack music!

dude

dude

eating the mic is not literal

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

shout out to the US National Park System

#monsterdon

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE HITCHCOCK EXCEPTION, mister cockblocker or whatever the fuck your name was

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"completely american landscape..."

hmmm

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Peaches peaches peaches!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon is nigh!

Tonight's film is GRIZZLY, a "Jaws" variant with an enormous beast played by "Teddy," a Kodiak bear.

Watch with us, or don't. You have agency.

Grizzly (1976) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 choose the bear, ladies

WE GOT HAIRY GIANT BABY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

nice one. he has wrapped himself in foil so he keep fresh as bear snax
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@paco Presumably there was a mixup between #monsterdon showing #frogs and a sequel?

🎶 three BLIND MICE 🎶
This gig went from bad to worse
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ok got the stream back. im watching a concert with some white ladies looking on approvingly while probably a bear is about to kill like 20,000 people, am I caught up?

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#monsterdon #WrongGrizzly

"We're going to need a bigger Bouchard."

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AWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it hurts eat them now bear fren.
I refuse to believe they have a gigs worth of music.
#Monsterdon

this score was recorded in a gents locker room. which explains all the metal door closing sounds.
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"Grizzly! Stage right! Get ready! You go on in 2."

Please eat the women singers. Please eat the singers...

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@LuluHelle

YEEEESSSS!!!!

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dear gods they are still "music ing"
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@SnoopJ

Maybe Métis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9tis

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is he going to explain who he is cosplaying as at some point soon?
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What's French-Canadian for 'mullet'?

Just 'hair'?

#Monsterdon

And Kai Wynn from DS9! (Louise Fletcher)

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@LuluHelle

#WrongKajagoogoo ?

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oh no what musical terror are we to witness now?
#Monsterdon

I am a douchebadger is what he means
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@ohiofi

Because they know there won't be time later, what with the imminent grizzly attack and all.

#Monsterdon

man those socks are something. start with those bear
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So..the introduction of the musical elements to this franchise went about as well as The Howling 2 did.
#grizzly1983 #monsterdon #grizzly2

@paco

Just goes to show what an artistically bankrupt insitution the HOF is!

#Monsterdon

Now here is a grizzly question for you?
How would the movie look if it was redone when everyone had cell phones?

Imagine the park was having a meeting of nature influencers?

Can you see the instagram shots with cherry blood and bear claws in the background?

People taking selfies at the downed tower?

Girls going back to the tent because they left their microphones, and rangers wondering why they recorded strange theramin sounds?

#Monsterdon

@LuluHelle

Was this shot in the UK?

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what the fucking timothy spall????
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I think I arrived just in time for the best part! 🎵

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holy hell what accent is he trying for here?
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John Rhys Davies as Paul Bunyan!

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These bears seem nice, is this a kids movie?

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now we turn to the nature channel for some footage we stole
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oh no ive lost the stream of my new favorite 2.7/10 (imdb) film #Monsterdon

at least the drunks of the forest are having fun. oh forest drunks.
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Unlike every other 2020 era movie, this one is only 1.25 hrs long at least #grizzly21983 #monsterdon

mrs draygon is too busy to be annoyed by the beard. such big business.
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@geonz @SnoopJ Will do!

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KEEP EDITING #grizzly21983 #monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Grizzly (1976).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

@TerryHancock

There was a period of time with #WrongBloodColor that included the movie Taxi Driver.

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@diazona @Taweret Anytime they couldn't use Teddy, it was someone in a bear suit fake-fighting :) Much shorter and different fur, not a particularly good stunt double, visually.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@SnoopJ Now I almost want to watch it but I really need to go to bed.

#Monsterdon

As much as I want to do Day Of The Animals, I'll be voting for Food Of The Gods because I think it's about aliens eating people, and I need a break from animal horror. We've done a lot of it this summer

#monsterdon

Ok, #Monsterdon is over. Brush your teeth and then it’s time for bed.

I also think all the fake blood in this movie looked like it was just partially set cherry flavored Jell-o. They're lucky the bear didn't try to lick them to death.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@YsengrinWolf @Taweret oh huh I must not have been paying attention

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@diazona @Taweret No no, the guy in the bear suit we see from the back, "bear" hugging everyone they meet.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

these men need money! to pay for sensitivity training! #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf @Taweret to be fair this one was a real bear

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Thanks to @Taweret for hosting this blast from the 70s! I'll never look at a guy in a bear suit the same way again.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Is it night or day? #grizzly2 #monsterdon

@SnoopJ What is the story with it not being released & why did it get released?

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I do feel slighted with the absence of bear gore though. They really missed an opportunity there

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Needs moar stock footage #grizzly2 #monsterdon

The funny thing about Scotty being the weird bear guy who got Timothy Treadwell’d,

Is that the first character Richard Jaeckel played in baywatch was an old lifeguard who was also an ocean conservationist.

Who ended up drowning.

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@floatybirb we live in an amazing Future world... /s

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As an absurdist writer, I must admit - I'm really impressed.

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and so Chrissie became a groupie....

#monsterdon #WrongGrizzly

@Violinknitter

If Scotty has spent a month with a Possum rather than a herd of deer, he might have made it.

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How long have you been director of bare management?
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@SnoopJ Nurse Rached? #Monsterdon

@blueemu lol, how it was meant to be in the original novel.

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How'd they get Lionel Richie? #grizzly1983 #monsterdon

‘Twas bazooka killed the beast

Fun! Thanks @Taweret

#Monsterdon
#Grizzly

@SnoopJ Wait wait wait the sequel has Laura Dern and George Clooney and Charlie Sheen? How could she be in both Grizzly 2 and Blue Velvet?

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@jivens or did they

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@SnoopJ yeah the sound design is the worst of the 2010s. very jarring #Monsterdon

the most famous actors in this film are dead in the first five, love it

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@apLundell ...wait we learned something?

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What year was Grizzly2 The Revenge filmed? the nature shots are a lot better. #Monsterdon #Grizzly2

For the record, Grizzly 2 has Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Laura Dern, and others...

#Monsterdon

So tubi gave me Snowbeast next. I remember when we did this one!

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@ottaross “propane and propane accessories” 😄 #Monsterdon

. o O ( bearzooka joe )

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This Can't be 1983 wtf? #grizzly1983 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Do you know how to make Bearnaise sauce? You shoot a grizzly with a rocket launcher.

@diazona two bears walked into a bar which was stupid because the second one shoulda seen it coming

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

That movie was terrible but was made absolutely worth the 90-minute investment thanks to the ridiculous ending. Thanks @Taweret and everyone else in #Monsterdon land, I needed that laugh!

#grizzly1976

#monsterdon Gosh, the bearsuit moments are just embarrassingly bad. STOP HUGGING PEOPLE TO DEATH, your love is toxic!

ooh shit this is BAD. it opens with bad bullet CGI and dramatic music as the AWFUL hunters MURDER the HELPLESS bears! #Monsterdon #Grizzly2

@moira wow that's a high bar

...low bar?

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Anyone else notice that the sound of the bazooka shell flying seemed to happen like 3-4 or so seconds before he actually fired it? I half expected someone else to be standing there with another bazooka!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Grizzly II so far has great nature photography and very unrealistic blood splatter #Monsterdon https://status.nevillepark.ca/@nev/statuses/01K41HTX0HK978EMBJ9B249D1X

honestly this was pretty much the hardest movie to stay awake to that we've ever done

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@Violinknitter Oh no! It worked for me, no glitching near the end, so I saw the rocket launch all the way through the end. Now says "appreciate the stream? search #MutualAid " and watch grizzly2 seriously the this cast for G2, wow, Laura Dern, Charlie Sheen, Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratchet(, George Clooney, John Rhys-Davies #Monsterdon #Grizzly

G'night all—thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo cards, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for being so entertaining! Also you're welcome for the bear live feed.

#Monsterdon

I almost didn't make it tonight, too. My coworker arrived at his hotel at 8:30 PM and I BEARly avoided needing to schlep out to Oakville to put a deposit on his room.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I feel like one of the major issues with Grizzly (1976) was that no stakes were upped at any point. The humans didn't get any more sophisticated as victims, and the bear didn't change its tactics at all. It was just a series of essentially identical bear maulings. And maybe it says something about desensitization that a series of fatal bear maulings can get really boring after a few, but still. #Monsterdon

37 years in the making! Wow, the Sistine Chapel only took four years... Imagine how good Grizzly II must be!

#monsterdon #WrongGrizzly