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gotta love those timely news bulletins on the radio
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That grizzly would easily win fat bear contest. It would be unfair
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THIS IS LES NESSMAN, REPORTING

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LMBO!! This doctor trying to profile a bear? #monsterdon

Gotta bring the bear in for questioning

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Bear is a lady killer, unlike our head ranger guy. #monsterdon

Ew is that a fake five o'clock shadow? Gross. #monsterdon

Ah our elected official who won't close the park because it's tourist season. #Monsterdon

The bear wanted takeout. #monsterdon

So for all we know it could be the work of a landshark. #Monsterdon

bears don't EAT people

bears makes SMOOTHIES out of people

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This doctor is speculating more wildly than a feral obstetrician.

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ah, they are testing the bear defense theory.

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always the women first

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"One thing's for sure, he's definitely not around here." That bear is definitely around here. #monsterdon

That's not going to wash out of that sheet #monsterdon

@Taweret close down the entrance to the park because the large predators are too hungry this season, and then try and bring in some deer or something while pursuing a bond measure to pay for ecosystem restoration efforts. what are they doing out there with guns and stuff #monsterdon

Helluva job, Brownie #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This was no boating accident!

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"Well there were two of them."

"Two… bears?"

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SHE FOUND THE JAM!!!

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Stealth bear again

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Whoever came up with the line, "Just what we need, a killer bear on the loose" is just a brilliant writer.

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 at least they're not shooting day for night!

I'm sure the photographer going out on her own will be just fine. #monsterdon

all bears are killer bears if you invade their territory. its their woods. you need to leave

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They really should have dubbed over the "I want to check out this shack," scene with Love Shack. 🎶

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The shack is a lot bigger from the back. And full of dead women

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If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 mile to the BEEEEAR ATTACK!! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

(drops a file folder on the desk)

"Scully, have you heard of the Alien Clone Bear?"

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"They said they would be down before dusk, but haven't made it yet."

Um, they were setting up a tent. Nobody checked the script for plot continuity.

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i hope the grizzly rips off somebody's leg and slap shots a severed head with it #monsterdon

How has no one made Cocaine ManBearPigShark yet? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

these shacks are human-proof, not bear-proof

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I do like the trucks fording the river, though.

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 when the bear swipes people it's like a late 90s video game the way it cuts from the full human to the practical effects

"ludicrous gibs!"

i'm enjoying this

#monsterdon Okay say what you want about the forest's ursine inhabitants the bear's demeanor is rather disarming.

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🐻🩸 TRIVIA BEAR 🐻😱

Many extras in the film, some who are "mauled", are residents of Clayton, GA. Probably still talk about the filming in the one bar in town to this day.

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I like that they gave up on all pretense and envisioned _convertible_ NPS trucks, standard issue.

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Someone was paid to write this dialogue.

Just wanted to point that out.

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#monsterdon Must not...turn around...until it's way too late to do anything but scream!

Ahh, the right for bears to take arms.

We had a deal on renting green cars apparently.

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Hey, she's right! Park rangers are dissemblers. Just ask Trump! #Monsterdon

"Every face tells a story. Some of those stories end with bears mauling you"

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Good echo on EEUUUGGGGGHHHH 💯

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"what story does this face tell ya?"
you're an absolute waste of a cigarette, sir, and the fact that we have to spend time with you in this movie is indicitive of the 1970's obsession with... #TedTalk

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"What story does this face tell you?"

"mmmm... jackass?"

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 "you're a dissembler" you mean a dismembler?

See, this is the 70s TV/movie tone I remember... endlessly playful music, and everybody is friendly and smiling!

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that’s what happens when you don’t build to grizzly code #Monsterdon

Better have a driving cigarette there 20th Century buddy

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Found my new ringtone! #Monsterdon

Take your top off, June!
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That's a huge iPhone around your neck, lady. #monsterdon

okay, like, she really needs to not laugh at the bad practical effects

i mean, she's out of the movie already but still

maybe that's why

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#monsterdon This bear keeps turning people into mannequins.

god the echo on that is so unintentionally funny #monsterdon

OMG I need that scream to echo through the whole film actually.

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The gore is kind of comical, but did you have to murder the lesbians so soon? #monsterdon

Bear 2, people 0

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Grizilla
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That was one of the funniest deaths to ever grace #monsterdon

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okay this movie might be alright

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Nice!

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#monsterdon That’s awesome, just tossing syrofoam parts from off-screen? Dude, that's awesome practical fx because it's elegant, you could do it just by throwing! Kickass!

"One day, you're going to break"

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I did not anticipate flying limbs #Monsterdon

Do horses usually claw people like that? #monsterdon

There’s the snortling grizzly cam! #Monsterdon

There is alsways this thing about old movies and night time scenes. They used a dark filter over the lens to simulate nighttime. #Monsterdon

Megan lending a hand wherever she can

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Wikipedia:

The bear was rented from the Olympic Game Ranch in Sequim, Washington, where he was kept behind an electric fence. The crew was protected from the bear by a piece of green string running through the shooting locations and a ticking kitchen timer. This resembled (to the bear) an electric fence.

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wow we went straight to GRISLY with the GRIZZLY

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#monsterdon I wish the bear would hold the camera steady.

No, not megan. nooo. #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHHAH. Omg. #monsterdon

Remember folks, skipping out on chores can save your life!

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That's a lot of snorting and heavy breathing in the bush. I take it Kelly the cop is going to drop by.

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I love how the bear is just grunting the whole time, and no one hears it.

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OH, this bear sound like he has obstructive sleep apnea
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Chief Ranger Kelly is played by Christopher George, who played the reporter in Lucio Fulci’s “City of the Living Dead” (1980) #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

C'mon eat somebody. Eaaaaat them. They're following the "don't show the monster" rule REAL hard. #monsterdon

That area is tricky…tricky like a bear!
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tbf, 'death by bear' is a horrible way to go.

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okay look bear, if you're gonna sneak up on people you gotta breathe with your mouth closed at least

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The bear: "Women laughing! I can't stand that shit" #Monsterdon

That better be a grizzly

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Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, Grizzly is getting some salad fixins.

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the giggling, you see, it attracts the wildlife.

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@blueemu Something something 1970s horny

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pervert in the bushes?
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okay ten minutes in and we got a bear POV shot. that's promising

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how dare that bear feed in their natural habit, the AUDACITY

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Seems a little early in the movie for a fake-out scare sequence. #monsterdon

This jaunty music is better suited for a different bear.
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Did you seriously leave a fire burning while away from your campsite? #monsterdon

The music keeps making me think of Bewitched

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I think these two are going to live a long, fruitful life #Monsterdon

10 mile walk while cooking food‽ That seems, um, bad?
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