why is the bear only eating women what on earth is going on #monsterdon

🤣 Schlitz

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This isn't a summer camp, right? They have adult singing "I've been working on the railroad" around campfires?

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"NOOOOOOO!!!!"

Tried really hard there bud....

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I suspect these children haven't a clue about railroad construction or operation.

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Mmm killer bears love smores with kids. #Monsterdon

those kids should be et just for their lousy tune-holding tbh

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Scotty is the grizzly, right

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two... THOUSAND... pounds! [raises pinky finger to mouth]

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"Science yeah, fiction no"

🤦

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Huh, fake bear from a hiding person. I guess that's one way to make this longer

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oh it's INVASIVE SPECIES!

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@ottaross yes please

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Matthew McConaughey based his Dazed & Confused character on this helicopter pilot #TrueMovieFactsReal #Monsterdon

If you keep cosplaying you're gonna get shot. #monsterdon

They're copying Jaws. So they will kill this bear and it will be the wrong shark.
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No offense, but please stop talking about your dating lives. #monsterdon

Pilot sounds like he’s gonna start a convoy.

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Boy if you ain't a big bag of grits.

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Having another drink will definitely help

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OMG this movie in uncharacteristically self-aware... they realized the bear likes women

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#monsterdon Who wore it better (the whole look)

Bears got patterns.

Like plaid?

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A FOREIGN bear!

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As much as I enjoy the surrealist turn of modern horror I appreciate the straightforwardness of the earlier genre. There's a monster, and it wants to kill some shit. That's all you need to know #Monsterdon

„The reason we can’t find the bear is because he keeps moving“ #monsterdon

Just a suggestion: track it with dogs. Make sure there's enough of you to watch each other's backs & the dogs #monsterdon

I wonder if "Bird or Squirrel" on the bingo card could be satisfied by the helicopter 😂

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MOBILE BEAR SUIT GUNDAM

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On a serious note, I ADORE that chubby helicopter. I don't know what make or model but every time I see it I get a little glimmer of joy.

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Producer: We paid for this damn helicopter, we better use it.

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Hawkeye Pierce returns to the MASH after a week in Tokyo. #Monsterdon

@jonny it's the 1970s the men are too greasy and smell of tobacco smoke...barely edible #Monsterdon

C'mon Grizzly Adams, stop fooling around with that hawk, we got grizz problems. #Monsterdon

@moira now that would be another good movie for #Monsterdon , the vampires who come in to feed after the bear attack

all these women having their shampoo commercials interrupted by bears #monsterdon

Has this movie earned a quiet conversation scene? I'm not sure it has

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@Violinknitter I was going to post the same thing! And people clearly aren’t worried about ticks, maybe they didn’t exist back then?#Monsterdon

I've been wrong before

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Y’all, there’s literally more action on the actual bear fishing livestream

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grizzly bears, Ursus arctos incelibis, are notorious misogynists, commonly blaming women for the declining salmon spawning numbers. so this movie is still just about a normal bear #monsterdon

What are you going to do bear, kill me?
~Ranger before being killed by a bear

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Never split up the party!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best "potential T & A shot under a waterfall" ruined by a furry arm and growl voice over.
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@cd0 Did she not BELIEVE there was a man-eating bear attacking people in the woods? What a time to go for a skinny dip! I'm starting to root for the bear. Bear growls beat the flirty dialog, though. #Monsterdon #Grizzly

No. We got enough scenes of these two already. Please stop it. #monsterdon

"there's something i'm not doing"

i think it might be acting in a good movie, but okay.

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This lady's feet must be HUGE if she has to take that much clothing off to soak them in the stream. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A poor man's Jaws music to a poor man's Jaws attack. They shoulda called this movie Paws.

Yes, park rangers often just strip down and go for a swim while hunting for maneating bears.

🙄
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They’re going to run out of women if the killing keeps up at this pace. #monsterdon

haha - some moral values at work there

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Any excuse to go skinny dipping. Teddy seems to like it, at least.

Cue the soaking wet guy with one bear arm on do ... something.

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I would not want to walk around there barefoot

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@ohiofi The bear is building the perfect man like Frankenstein? I am all in for a mad scientist bear movie.
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Sex-selective maulings in bears? Against humans, who have pretty low sexual dimorphism?

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Having such unnatural dialogue out in the woods is a clever juxtaposition

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Guy does actually have a pretty great hat #monsterdon

"Are you lying?"
"What do you think?"
"I think if you had a better role you would have taken it."
"That's the truth."
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Hunting bears makes me horny. #Monsterdon

Did this mofo say he been living with a family of deer? #monsterdon

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Less of a man-eating bear, more of a woman-eating bear, so far

"This dialogue is how humans flirt!"

- The screenwriter, trying not to get caught being an alien in disguise
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he grumbly

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We now return to Pride, Prejudice, and the Bear (already in progress).

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Ranger Makeout Spot. Check.

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#monsterdon What happened? He got a spot on RuPaul's Drag Race. So he's gonna have to wrap up this bear thing pretty quickly.

Anyone else getting Elmer Fudd vibes from the rangers with their caps and rifles? #monsterdon

these plots are bearly working together

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okay its been a few minutes. time for someone else to get et

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@VirtualEnid #monsterdon

ikr even for the seventies, that didn't make any sense.

We just got the bear's motivation, which is needed because ... bear? #monsterdon

Kelly and Scott are clearly in love, they should just live on the mountain together

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Tired: Deep state
Wired: Bear state
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"... both eaten to the bone." #monsterdon

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Boobs coming soon.

#monsterdon OH NO, those deer are armed to blow!

A fake affair? Wut? #monsterdon

I may be busy but I'm watching!

(Also I love the clearance aisle, look at these lovely smoked Danish rainbow trout!)

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Has every bear on a first name basis. #Monsterdon

Captain Caaaaavveeeemaaaann!
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I've seen Annihilation and they are not prepared for this bear #Monsterdon

@floatybirb I was going to say something about how first that ranger was on a horse (talking to the girls about to die) and then he was in a jeep -- where did the horse go? #Monsterdon #Grizzly

@thatdawnperson #monsterdon

Did he say he was with "a" deer family, or with "my" deer family?!?

Wait some guy knows all the bears in the area? Does he run a gay bar up here?
I guess this bear is from out of town like all the tourists.
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Everybody's so angry with each other

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Not all heroes wear capes made of dearhide #monsterdon

#monsterdon I've been living with deer for weeks!! Uh, you have? wtf..

He didn't put it on vibrate?! #Monsterdon

Deer spotted!

Wait, no, they're adults.

Deer agouti!

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It's just a bear, go back to your deer cosplay. #monsterdon

#monsterdon OK, I'll wear a full backback with about a hundred pounds of gear. You can wear a little day pack that obviously weights nothing.

A violent bear is loose. Scatter the children

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#monsterdon "Let's hear it..." // “Uh, okay, well, my wife fakes her orgasms and this bear is a figment of your imagination. These aren't the droids you're looking for. WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED!

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A group of bears is referred to in the movie as a "pack", but this is wrong. For your next cocktail party, be ready with the fact that a group of bears is called a "sloth" rhyming with "both." Maybe even a "sleuth."

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They just refilmed the clearing-the-beach scene from Jaws, but in the trees with backpacks.
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i guess that counts as an Evacuation Scene, but somehow it's less exciting than the Godzilla kind...

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Bears don't eat people. People eat people.
Wait...
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✅ Pun appears in the #Monsterdon feed!

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gotta love those timely news bulletins on the radio
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