That was a black bear, not a grizzly

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gee i hope this is pubic lice because i do not have time for demons infesting my balls again
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@Lazarou Having the bear pull a Wojtek and start loading artillery would be pretty funny

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@Taweret What's the bear up to right now? Probably something cool
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A bear has an extremely sensitive sense of smell

Which means it can smell a trap

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#monsterdon Let's round up a lot of untrained people and have them randomly shoot into the woods. It's by the book.

@apLundell Making up the funding deficit one dollar bill at a time.

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 sure, they'll update the pronouns they use for the *bear* when they receive new information

The young man wants to avenge the casual work sex he was going to get

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@jsadow Were you finding them unbearable? #Monsterdon

Somebody should see the bear and be like, "We're gonna need a bigger truck."

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Did the bear have a zipper in that scene?

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Of course we didn't see it happen. He stays just out of frame. #Monsterdon

I can also handle myself down here.

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I wish the park rangers had made a big deal about "all those campers might not have radios, so they won't have heard about the killer bear!" or something, to explain how many goddamn campers and scout troops and hunters are still out there getting killed

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#monsterdon THis bear hates perfume and makeup. That explains everything..

To a bear humans in sleeping bags are burritos.
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boomhauer?! that you?!

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"We'll use the cub as bait....."
Sure. What could go wrong?
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ARE THEY PETTING THAT BLACK BEAR? OUT IN THE WILD?

WHAT THE ACTUALLY ACTUAL FUCK?

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 i don't.... think these guys have a good idea here

Friendly black bear!

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#NotAllBears

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@nev i wonder if part of the reason they like being on the waterfall, in addition to it probably being easy to catch them, is if you catch them in the water they get all waterlogged and you lose a bunch of the insides when you have to put it down for a second. there is one that they only sometimes show, like a little to the right and in the background that keeps having to dunk them to keep their footing.

#BearFeed #Monsterdon

Quick! Get your scent all over it! #monsterdon

Glad we're eating men for a change. #monsterdon

Come on bear, kill all the hunters...

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The "cub" looks like a black bear. Different species altogether.

This movie is definitely missing a Quint, Vietnam Vet character, to tell them creepy stories about dangerous animals in tropical jungle.

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ooh finally some good bird identification in the subtitles #monsterdon

BEAR

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Hey, the hunter got me the last spot I needed. I got a bingo! Actually, a double Bingo! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Kelly better get et by the end of the movie....

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why is leaving the bear alone not an option

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Stand up to the man, Kelly

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@cd0 He's grieving his ranger girlfriend, the one who went skinny dipping with a man-eating bear out there. #Monsterdon #Grizzly

I feel like the bear should have graduated into doing, you know, artistic tableau kills

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Scott's kinduva dick too

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Okay starting at 9:45 Mastodon has imposed a strict ban on bear puns.

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Guy in car looks sadder about the hunter that survived than anyone in this movie has been about any of the women who’ve died

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@diazona "GODDAAMMM!!!"

*breaks a chair

Meeting is concluded

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You're a maverick. You never button your shirt the whole way. I'm sick of your chest hair peekin' at me, Kelly

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but can we please keep politics and etc out of #Monsterdon ? We're here for a short while just to try to relax and forget some stuff. We can go back to wondering if we'll even still be alive this time next year after the movie. Thanks.

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All grizzlies are bears.

Not all bears are grizzlies.

#NotAllBears

@Lazarou I mean, lots of shouting got done

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@jmelesky

Looks like a M-1.

This falls clearly under the right to bear arms.

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WE CAN'T CLOSE THE BEACHES!
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In that chase scene, the man was always running downhill and the bear was always running uphill.
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A horse is a horse of course of course

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Okay, we should just assume that the hunters are drunk all the time

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Is Double Denim a young version of somebody, he looks familiar...

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@Lazarou But I loved the guy who slid down the pole, uh, tree, and then got away by falling into the river! #Monsterdon #Grizzly

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a bear is a bear, of course, of course, unless you're the bear you arm the most

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"You've been sitting right here on your fat ass"

Just kiss already

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Now there's some quality hunting skills - drop the gun and run!

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Grizzly are not bears, who know‽
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#monsterdon "It's De Forest, Kelly"

Foley artist is just alternating between buttons labeled “bear” and “loon”
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Bears can swim. That guy isn't safe.
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#monsterdon Let's see what trigger discipline is like for these yokels.

Imagine if Jaws had had a scene like this with fishermen.

When you are out bear-hunting and you meet a bear, it's important to remember to drop your gun and fall into a ravine

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good thing bears can't climb trees

oops

good thing bears can't swim

oops

oh shit he can't swim what the fuck kind of bear is this?!

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Lol they had a real bear but we don't get to see its head? Did it refuse to sign the release?

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Oh good, he’s safe in the water because everyone knows bears never hunt in water

Oh wait

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Yay! leave the bear a gun! #monsterdon

I'm waiting for the horror-comedy movie of a panda trying to be a man-eater. #Monsterdon

Maybe dropping the gun wasn’t the best move.

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So far that’s two “no you listen to ME”s

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Seriously, though, what in the hell is with the random loon sounds? In a forest no less!

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The wheel base on that bear isn't long enough to be 18-ft tall. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@caban4 @Crazypedia In those shirts? Definitely lesbians.

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The bear is either a metaphor for misogyny or a fetishization of it send tweet #Monsterdon

"Everyone grab a gun and run wildly into the bush"

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This is Jaws with Claws and fur.

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"...we're hunting bears"

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Yep, here comes a whole passel of good ol boy hunters. In the national park.

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Bear isn't hungry it's just killing these people 'cuz they're so fscking annoying #Monsterdon

@caban4 There's almost another hour left to go. I think you still have a chance. 🤞
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I do appreciate how non-graphic these kills are #Monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 reminds me of that episode of Psych where they briefly adopted a bear and took it to the drive-thru

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honestly this hunting party is doing amazing for the 70s by not including beer and cigarettes.

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"you be careful or they'll get both of you"

if we're lucky, the bear'll get them all. including the writer.

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I'm stealing @krutonium and their un-hashtagged joke.

Who fed this bear Cocaine?

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"That bear is eating its victims!"

No. It isn't. Not one person has been eaten. It just kills them and walks off.
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“This bum is eating his victims!!”

Sir, by all available evidence that’s exactly what the bear is NOT doing

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"If you close the forest, we'll have a panic on the 4th of July!"

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Perfunctory scene about jurisdiction and blah blah blah. #monsterdon

"At the time of this report, Yogi bear was unavailable for comment."

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Ive not been completely paying and ive already got a #MonsterdonBingo

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"This bear is eating its victims!"

Isn't that like the whole idea?

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"It's not a bear, it's a grizzly" Sure. Sure. #monsterdon

@ohiofi Both, if it's a nice night :D #Monsterdon

Grizzly, 1976: "The man in the red hat is gonna need some therapy"
USAns, 2016: "The man in the red hat is gonna need some therapy"

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So that noise is supposed to be bear?

Sounds like someone making noises into a amplifier that is massively overdriven and clipping. #monsterdon

Frank Drebin "nothing to see here".gif

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No actual research and fact checking required for this film. #monsterdon

@Taweret she was being levitated i think??? in the middle of where everyone could see her so they could just stand where they were and look agog #monsterdon

The bear has his own chopper

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Careful lady - a little bear pheromone goes a long way ... and there she goes, flying through the air.

Rigor mortis set in before she hit the ground though. Stiff as a mannequin.

"Is she really dead?"

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