#monsterdon Who wore it better (the whole look)

Bears got patterns.

Like plaid?

#monsterdon

A FOREIGN bear!

#Monsterdon

As much as I enjoy the surrealist turn of modern horror I appreciate the straightforwardness of the earlier genre. There's a monster, and it wants to kill some shit. That's all you need to know #Monsterdon

„The reason we can’t find the bear is because he keeps moving“ #monsterdon

Just a suggestion: track it with dogs. Make sure there's enough of you to watch each other's backs & the dogs #monsterdon

I wonder if "Bird or Squirrel" on the bingo card could be satisfied by the helicopter 😂

#Monsterdon

MOBILE BEAR SUIT GUNDAM

#monsterdon

On a serious note, I ADORE that chubby helicopter. I don't know what make or model but every time I see it I get a little glimmer of joy.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Producer: We paid for this damn helicopter, we better use it.

#monsterdon

Hawkeye Pierce returns to the MASH after a week in Tokyo. #Monsterdon

@jonny it's the 1970s the men are too greasy and smell of tobacco smoke...barely edible #Monsterdon

C'mon Grizzly Adams, stop fooling around with that hawk, we got grizz problems. #Monsterdon

@moira now that would be another good movie for #Monsterdon , the vampires who come in to feed after the bear attack

all these women having their shampoo commercials interrupted by bears #monsterdon

Has this movie earned a quiet conversation scene? I'm not sure it has

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I was going to post the same thing! And people clearly aren’t worried about ticks, maybe they didn’t exist back then?#Monsterdon

I've been wrong before

#monsterdon

Y’all, there’s literally more action on the actual bear fishing livestream

#Monsterdon

What are you going to do bear, kill me?
~Ranger before being killed by a bear

#monsterdon

Never split up the party!!!

#monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best "potential T & A shot under a waterfall" ruined by a furry arm and growl voice over.
#Monsterdon

@cd0 Did she not BELIEVE there was a man-eating bear attacking people in the woods? What a time to go for a skinny dip! I'm starting to root for the bear. Bear growls beat the flirty dialog, though. #Monsterdon #Grizzly

No. We got enough scenes of these two already. Please stop it. #monsterdon

"there's something i'm not doing"

i think it might be acting in a good movie, but okay.

#monsterdon

This lady's feet must be HUGE if she has to take that much clothing off to soak them in the stream. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon A poor man's Jaws music to a poor man's Jaws attack. They shoulda called this movie Paws.

Yes, park rangers often just strip down and go for a swim while hunting for maneating bears.

🙄
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

They’re going to run out of women if the killing keeps up at this pace. #monsterdon

haha - some moral values at work there

#monsterdon

Any excuse to go skinny dipping. Teddy seems to like it, at least.

Cue the soaking wet guy with one bear arm on do ... something.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I would not want to walk around there barefoot

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@ohiofi The bear is building the perfect man like Frankenstein? I am all in for a mad scientist bear movie.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Sex-selective maulings in bears? Against humans, who have pretty low sexual dimorphism?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Having such unnatural dialogue out in the woods is a clever juxtaposition

#Monsterdon

Guy does actually have a pretty great hat #monsterdon

"Are you lying?"
"What do you think?"
"I think if you had a better role you would have taken it."
"That's the truth."
#monsterdon

Hunting bears makes me horny. #Monsterdon

Did this mofo say he been living with a family of deer? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Less of a man-eating bear, more of a woman-eating bear, so far

"This dialogue is how humans flirt!"

- The screenwriter, trying not to get caught being an alien in disguise
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

he grumbly

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

We now return to Pride, Prejudice, and the Bear (already in progress).

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

#monsterdon What happened? He got a spot on RuPaul's Drag Race. So he's gonna have to wrap up this bear thing pretty quickly.

Anyone else getting Elmer Fudd vibes from the rangers with their caps and rifles? #monsterdon

these plots are bearly working together

#monsterdon

okay its been a few minutes. time for someone else to get et

#Monsterdon

@VirtualEnid #monsterdon

ikr even for the seventies, that didn't make any sense.

Kelly and Scott are clearly in love, they should just live on the mountain together

#Monsterdon

We just got the bear's motivation, which is needed because ... bear? #monsterdon

Tired: Deep state
Wired: Bear state
#monsterdon

"... both eaten to the bone." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Boobs coming soon.

#monsterdon OH NO, those deer are armed to blow!

Has every bear on a first name basis. #Monsterdon

I may be busy but I'm watching!

(Also I love the clearance aisle, look at these lovely smoked Danish rainbow trout!)

#Monsterdon

Captain Caaaaavveeeemaaaann!
#monsterdon

I've seen Annihilation and they are not prepared for this bear #Monsterdon

@floatybirb I was going to say something about how first that ranger was on a horse (talking to the girls about to die) and then he was in a jeep -- where did the horse go? #Monsterdon #Grizzly

@thatdawnperson #monsterdon

Did he say he was with "a" deer family, or with "my" deer family?!?

Wait some guy knows all the bears in the area? Does he run a gay bar up here?
I guess this bear is from out of town like all the tourists.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Everybody's so angry with each other

#monsterdon

Not all heroes wear capes made of dearhide #monsterdon

#monsterdon I've been living with deer for weeks!! Uh, you have? wtf..

He didn't put it on vibrate?! #Monsterdon

Deer spotted!

Wait, no, they're adults.

Deer agouti!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

It's just a bear, go back to your deer cosplay. #monsterdon

#monsterdon OK, I'll wear a full backback with about a hundred pounds of gear. You can wear a little day pack that obviously weights nothing.

A violent bear is loose. Scatter the children

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Let's hear it..." // “Uh, okay, well, my wife fakes her orgasms and this bear is a figment of your imagination. These aren't the droids you're looking for. WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED!

They just refilmed the clearing-the-beach scene from Jaws, but in the trees with backpacks.
#monsterdon

i guess that counts as an Evacuation Scene, but somehow it's less exciting than the Godzilla kind...

#monsterdon

Bears don't eat people. People eat people.
Wait...
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

✅ Pun appears in the #Monsterdon feed!

#monsterdonbingo #Grizzly1976 https://vmst.io/@LingLass/115126401561868017

gotta love those timely news bulletins on the radio
#Monsterdon

That grizzly would easily win fat bear contest. It would be unfair
#monsterdon

THIS IS LES NESSMAN, REPORTING

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Gotta bring the bear in for questioning

#Monsterdon

Bear is a lady killer, unlike our head ranger guy. #monsterdon

Ew is that a fake five o'clock shadow? Gross. #monsterdon

Ah our elected official who won't close the park because it's tourist season. #Monsterdon

The bear wanted takeout. #monsterdon

So for all we know it could be the work of a landshark. #Monsterdon

bears don't EAT people

bears makes SMOOTHIES out of people

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This doctor is speculating more wildly than a feral obstetrician.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

ah, they are testing the bear defense theory.

#monsterdon

always the women first

#monsterdon

"One thing's for sure, he's definitely not around here." That bear is definitely around here. #monsterdon

That's not going to wash out of that sheet #monsterdon

@Taweret close down the entrance to the park because the large predators are too hungry this season, and then try and bring in some deer or something while pursuing a bond measure to pay for ecosystem restoration efforts. what are they doing out there with guns and stuff #monsterdon

Helluva job, Brownie #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This was no boating accident!

#Monsterdon

"Well there were two of them."

"Two… bears?"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

SHE FOUND THE JAM!!!

#monsterdon

Stealth bear again

#Monsterdon

Whoever came up with the line, "Just what we need, a killer bear on the loose" is just a brilliant writer.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 at least they're not shooting day for night!

all bears are killer bears if you invade their territory. its their woods. you need to leave

#Monsterdon

They really should have dubbed over the "I want to check out this shack," scene with Love Shack. 🎶

#Monsterdon

The shack is a lot bigger from the back. And full of dead women

#monsterdon