How the hell is the reporter responsible for anything? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou We can only hope.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

part of him is. transporter accidents are fucked up like that

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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It's like the bear is hugging people to death. No blood on mouth or teeth. No biting. Swinging claws, I guess.

"...he's alive?"
"Part of him is."
"Wait ... what?"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

That bear is mauling everyone. He is absolutely reveling in the debauchery. I am here for it. It's a maul spree in between bad dialogue.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon These guys sure spend a lot of time sitting in one place, for rangers.

So the bear hugs their limbs off? Has a second set of jaws in its belly? What's the story here? #Monsterdon

YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!

They did it! They killed that little Kintner boy!

#Monsterdon

YAS we saw the famous detachable bear nose thing! You know the thing where it looks like their snoot is detachable as its wiggly?
Happy now
#Monsterdon

The bunny got away! I repeat, the bunny got away!!!

Bear 7.5, people 0.5

#monsterdon

well, at least they got actual bear footage for this 🥴
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 women, man, and children smol; grizzly he will monch them all

So was the rabbit okay? #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

he's HUGGING them to death? He's HUGGING THEM TO DEATH?!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@floatybirb I thought it sounded like a LinkedIn post. #Monsterdon

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Oh good grief. The anti press rant.

He's gonna cosplay as a bear. Seduce it Bugs Bunny style, then break it's heart. So cruel. #monsterdon

Up yours? Was "Sit on it" too harsh?

#monsterdon

Brought a broom to a bear fight.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

I repeat, sent the bear to Washington.

#monsterdon #grizzly1976

yesss eat the childe

#monsterdon

Scotty gonna fuck that grizzly
#monsterdon

I am also nursing my battered pride and my scotch.

#Monsterdon

oh great proto-reaganite wanting to privitise the national parks already and it's only 1976

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

29 more minutes. the 29 longest minutes of the entire week.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Enrichment for killer bears: put a treat up in a tall place they can knock over!

Thought he was 'Nam

#Monsterdon

Why would anyone want a brown plastic office?

Is he… is he a Weeble?
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"Up yours"

Oo sick burn.
#Monsterdon

Macho postering tops catching killer bears.

That’s a pretty good line reading of “Up yours!”

#Monsterdon

Heck yeah! Kill that kid bear. Raise that body count. Take out his whole family. Commit to the Jaws plot.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Feeling for a pulse with leather gloves on

#monsterdon

The way to tell that the bear is big when it's carefully not together in any shot with a human so you can see its size for scale is, naturally, to just do some bass boost on the... whatever those sound effects are, lol.

Although I think some of the bear sounds are just from a synthesizer. Sheesh!

#Monsterdon

Sandwiches are more than just food for Scotty they are a coping mechanism #Monsterdon

Poor guy is just misunderstood. Not his fault his bear hugs are deadly. #monsterdon

I also don't care if you get the grizzly tbf

#Monsterdon

"... one raving almost dead man ..." did I miss something?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

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No one's closing this park. It would devastate the economy of the forest. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "How do you feel about being in a B-movie from the 1970s?"

@Cherizilla They are after all related to dogs!

(the branching was longer ago than big cats/little cats, which I find totally fascinating)

#Monsterdon #GoTeddyGo

The map feels like it should be it should be on someone's bingo card.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Circled and killed you say? #Monsterdon

I’ve got a plan but I need time and men. And hookers. And cocaine. And waffles. Because I like waffles.

#Monsterdon

"Human Food" being more humans... not that hes eating that many...

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Did the cute-ish one die first? As the prophecy/foreshadowing foretold? #monsterdon

1-800-Flowers

Front of card. A teddy bear.
Back of card: "Beary sorry for your loss!!!"

#monsterdon

A herd of Grizzlys?

#Monsterdon #Grissly1976

Bill Gates is being interviewed by Albert Einstein.
#monsterdon

Oh no, now the bear has a gun!

#Monsterdon

(soft thoughtful music)

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This is going to end with someone shooting a compressed air cylinder in the bear's mouth, isn't it. #monsterdon

Bear has ninja skills. POOF! gone!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

IT A BEHR QUAKE.
ANTIE EM ANTIE EM, ITS A TWISTER.
#monsterdon

Porn stache on the reporter #monsterdon

“Why are you afraid of heights?”
“Bears, of course.”
#Monsterdon

See the Grizzly gets mad when people say it is a bear because as the movie has made clear, it is a Grizzly not a bear
#monsterdon

Okay, but in this tower scene the grizzly is SO CUTE!! I just want to hug it. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou nope. #Monsterdon

This would make a great tower defense game

#Monsterdon

We finally see all of Teddy!

And the ranger couldn't shoot fish in a barrel.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@floatybirb I think Aragorn probably could have used less cocaine now that I think about it.

#Monsterdon

How could they cut the tower, man? They're animals! #monsterdon #Illshowmyselfout

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 we're with you bear!!!!!

Woowoo space music as the bear approaches.
#Monsterdon

@roque bearemin #Monsterdon

Awww, that's a real bear called Teddy bring that tower down, clever bear!

#Monsterdon

I would riff the Tubi Ads too but we get different ones and a lot of you aren't even watching there. #monsterdon

Herd of grizzlies?

Sure I’ve heard of grizzlies.

You’re point is?

#monsterdon

growl so mean it causes light leaks on the film footage. I am impressed bear
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aw, I was waiting for the grizzly to be in the tower with the ranger.

#monsterdon

The guy in the fire watch tower looks like a young Norm Macdonald from the side.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Loving that gigantic mobile radio thing

#Monsterdon

This movie makes me want to watch Jaws and Grizzly Man
#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Oof! Missed that altogether #Monsterdon

We're going to need a bigger gun, I guess?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

I want a grizzly to end this conversation immediately

#Monsterdon

Oh there's even a USS Indianapolis scene in this Jaws rip off.
We're gonna need a bigger hunting lodge.
#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@Configures Oh no, I am sorry.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Is it a bad idea to search for a killer bear at night?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

These two concepts are far more related than usual this time.

does yr mum know y're a goddamn furry?

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Let me go in!

Put me in coach, come on!

#monsterdon

Chekhov's tower

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

@overholt There is no forbearance on this ban.

#Monsterdon

"A whole herd of man-eating grizzlies"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@overholt "A bear... obsessed with its reflection in the stream... Reflections, visions... It saw the home movies! Didn't you, my bear?"

#Monsterdon

is this is USS Indianopolis scene??? Robert Shaw would simply never.

#monsterdon

@ottaross set a watch and go to sleep you freaks!! #monsterdon

Ah - a famous "herd" of grizzlies

#monsterdon
#Grizzly

yeah yeah black like a dolls eyes. we get it

#Monsterdon

Tom's dead

#monsterdon

Wait, they got that baby bear killed!? #monsterdon Those assholes!

According to the bear expert: The bear is going to come back to the scene of his crime #Monsterdon

Get in orbit and just nuke the bear. #Monsterdon

@bstacey Will Graham catches the bear because he kills a victim with every one of the injuries inflicted in the Renaissance “wound man” diagram he has hanging in his office. #Monsterdon

Now we're up to 3000 pounds #monsterdon

Soooo the cute-ish young one dies in 3... 2...
#monsterdon

"I've been working on these tranquiliser darts"

Double Denim snatches it, breaks it open, drinks it and passes out

#Monsterdon

That's a terrible idea! Do NOT use the cub as bait... #monsterdon