oh no ive lost the stream of my new favorite 2.7/10 (imdb) film #Monsterdon

at least the drunks of the forest are having fun. oh forest drunks.
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Unlike every other 2020 era movie, this one is only 1.25 hrs long at least #grizzly21983 #monsterdon

mrs draygon is too busy to be annoyed by the beard. such big business.
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@geonz @SnoopJ Will do!

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KEEP EDITING #grizzly21983 #monsterdon

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@TerryHancock

There was a period of time with #WrongBloodColor that included the movie Taxi Driver.

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@diazona @Taweret Anytime they couldn't use Teddy, it was someone in a bear suit fake-fighting :) Much shorter and different fur, not a particularly good stunt double, visually.

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@SnoopJ Now I almost want to watch it but I really need to go to bed.

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As much as I want to do Day Of The Animals, I'll be voting for Food Of The Gods because I think it's about aliens eating people, and I need a break from animal horror. We've done a lot of it this summer

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Ok, #Monsterdon is over. Brush your teeth and then it’s time for bed.

I also think all the fake blood in this movie looked like it was just partially set cherry flavored Jell-o. They're lucky the bear didn't try to lick them to death.

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@YsengrinWolf @Taweret oh huh I must not have been paying attention

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@diazona @Taweret No no, the guy in the bear suit we see from the back, "bear" hugging everyone they meet.

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these men need money! to pay for sensitivity training! #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf @Taweret to be fair this one was a real bear

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Thanks to @Taweret for hosting this blast from the 70s! I'll never look at a guy in a bear suit the same way again.

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Is it night or day? #grizzly2 #monsterdon

@SnoopJ What is the story with it not being released & why did it get released?

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I do feel slighted with the absence of bear gore though. They really missed an opportunity there

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Needs moar stock footage #grizzly2 #monsterdon

The funny thing about Scotty being the weird bear guy who got Timothy Treadwell’d,

Is that the first character Richard Jaeckel played in baywatch was an old lifeguard who was also an ocean conservationist.

Who ended up drowning.

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@floatybirb we live in an amazing Future world... /s

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As an absurdist writer, I must admit - I'm really impressed.

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and so Chrissie became a groupie....

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@Violinknitter

If Scotty has spent a month with a Possum rather than a herd of deer, he might have made it.

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How long have you been director of bare management?
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@SnoopJ Nurse Rached? #Monsterdon

@blueemu lol, how it was meant to be in the original novel.

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How'd they get Lionel Richie? #grizzly1983 #monsterdon

‘Twas bazooka killed the beast

Fun! Thanks @Taweret

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@SnoopJ Wait wait wait the sequel has Laura Dern and George Clooney and Charlie Sheen? How could she be in both Grizzly 2 and Blue Velvet?

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@jivens or did they

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@SnoopJ yeah the sound design is the worst of the 2010s. very jarring #Monsterdon

the most famous actors in this film are dead in the first five, love it

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@apLundell ...wait we learned something?

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What year was Grizzly2 The Revenge filmed? the nature shots are a lot better. #Monsterdon #Grizzly2

For the record, Grizzly 2 has Charlie Sheen, George Clooney, Laura Dern, and others...

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So tubi gave me Snowbeast next. I remember when we did this one!

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@ottaross “propane and propane accessories” 😄 #Monsterdon

. o O ( bearzooka joe )

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This Can't be 1983 wtf? #grizzly1983 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Do you know how to make Bearnaise sauce? You shoot a grizzly with a rocket launcher.

@diazona two bears walked into a bar which was stupid because the second one shoulda seen it coming

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That movie was terrible but was made absolutely worth the 90-minute investment thanks to the ridiculous ending. Thanks @Taweret and everyone else in #Monsterdon land, I needed that laugh!

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#monsterdon Gosh, the bearsuit moments are just embarrassingly bad. STOP HUGGING PEOPLE TO DEATH, your love is toxic!

ooh shit this is BAD. it opens with bad bullet CGI and dramatic music as the AWFUL hunters MURDER the HELPLESS bears! #Monsterdon #Grizzly2

@moira wow that's a high bar

...low bar?

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Anyone else notice that the sound of the bazooka shell flying seemed to happen like 3-4 or so seconds before he actually fired it? I half expected someone else to be standing there with another bazooka!

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Grizzly II so far has great nature photography and very unrealistic blood splatter #Monsterdon https://status.nevillepark.ca/@nev/statuses/01K41HTX0HK978EMBJ9B249D1X

honestly this was pretty much the hardest movie to stay awake to that we've ever done

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@Violinknitter Oh no! It worked for me, no glitching near the end, so I saw the rocket launch all the way through the end. Now says "appreciate the stream? search #MutualAid " and watch grizzly2 seriously the this cast for G2, wow, Laura Dern, Charlie Sheen, Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratchet(, George Clooney, John Rhys-Davies #Monsterdon #Grizzly

G'night all—thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for the bingo cards, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for being so entertaining! Also you're welcome for the bear live feed.

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I almost didn't make it tonight, too. My coworker arrived at his hotel at 8:30 PM and I BEARly avoided needing to schlep out to Oakville to put a deposit on his room.

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I feel like one of the major issues with Grizzly (1976) was that no stakes were upped at any point. The humans didn't get any more sophisticated as victims, and the bear didn't change its tactics at all. It was just a series of essentially identical bear maulings. And maybe it says something about desensitization that a series of fatal bear maulings can get really boring after a few, but still. #Monsterdon

37 years in the making! Wow, the Sistine Chapel only took four years... Imagine how good Grizzly II must be!

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@jonny some things happened, a lot of things didn't happen, then the bear blew up and it was over

andy warhol looked at this and said "not enough happens"

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@RamenCatholic Sounds promising! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon haha gg my copy turned into a radio drama at about 1:27:something when it froze here, i'd be upset if it weren't Grizzly, which I still contend we were never meant to watch:

@RamenCatholic Is the plot of the sequel that there is another bear and they kill it?

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Maverick ranger, the Last Man Standing, finally breaks out the Bearzooka an explodes Grizzly then...effs off into the forest I guess I dunno

THE END

Kind of a sad ending like what this the bear do to deserve being exploded he was just annoyed by all the 70s people around!

Thanks for hosting another wild #Monsterdon @Taweret !

Does this mean I'm legally required to watch snowbeast since it started playing
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And bear go boom.

Thus ends another #Monsterdon

Full of racism, sexism, and bears that definitely weren’t grizzlies.

And men yelling at one another, cannot forget that.

Thanks everyone for tooting along, and thanks to @tawny for hosting!

Silly idea for a better (maybe) movie: have most of it being 2-4 characters who are actively hunting the bear, and it's all about the difficulties in tracking, etc. With actual research on these things. And maybe a side on how this is different from being in Vietnam.

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Grizzly II: Revenge (1983 / 2020) now starting on https://miru.miyaku.media #monsterdon

@nev @miru in my defense I listened to like 50% of it with occasional glances at the screen.

But yea, I grade on a curve for how old the movie is. For a JAWS-like so close to the original release, that was honestly a lot better than I expected it to be.

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The blood was consistently not the right color.

What the fuck

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I award Grizzly 1 out of 5 asthmatic bear snorts of approval. I'm rounding down from 1.5, because all the men yelling at each other made me bored. It suffered from trying to inject a lot of plot to seem serious, but also making that plot rather boring.

Good aspects:
Trees
Insane Orchestra
Bear Exploding when hit by Anti-Tank Rocket
Nonsensical Bear Behaviors

Bad Aspects:
Angry 70s Men
80% of the Dialog
Nonsensical Bear Behaviors

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RIP, Mx. Bear... #monsterdon

Bear left.

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https://youtu.be/lPFyfK-n9GI?t=88

Well, that was... a Movie, i guess. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting another #Monsterdon 😁

#monsterdon That movie was horribilis!

Well.. that was.. wow. Just about what was expected. What a sinker. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Oh movie, why did you have to needlessly torture us with Scotty surviving the bear attack? 😖

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@lorgonumputz That's the sequel.

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Okay, probably a bazooka. Still, a wait wtf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk5JEcPh1Gg

Good luck flying that helicopter by yourself. #monsterdon

Lol Scott was played by Richard Jaeckel

There's a few dick jackals right on this very website, am I right folks

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#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 so that was ............ it had HIGHS and lows :D but damn some great horrifying death scenes!

good on the grizzly for getting a good body count in

thanks to our host @Taweret for organizing! <3

@trixter souvenir from nam' ? 🥴
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Wow, that ended fast.

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was really hoping they would have crashed the helicopter into the bear or something to blow it up, but sure, rocket launcher is also fine i guess
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Whew, this movie just lost me for big stretches. The premise made it sound more fun #Monsterdon

You could cut a neat 10 minute short out of this. #monsterdon

Definitely set it down so Don can get mauled

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man, getting back from wherever the hell you left the helicopter's gonna _suuuuuuck_...

and that concludes a #monsterdon for "Grizzly"!

WOW!
That was a thing now wasn't it?

Anyone up for a cherry Icee?
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Post credits scene shows the bear's nest, and the clutch of eggs it laid. One begins to hatch. #monsterdon

so the bear turned into an aircraft and the credits roll. okeedokes
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#monsterdon And he fucked off into the forest.

Kelly: Damn, how am I gonna make it back into town now?

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Ok, stream is going again and I see a fire and credits and hear sad harmonica

So I guess the bear is no more? #Monsterdon

cast, yes

but not far enough away

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why did the most annoying person in the entire movie survive?

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Maybe they shoulda started with the rocket launcher?

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I'd buy you being dead if your eyes weren't twitching.

Bear blow up! In a very VFX kinda way, but still bear blowed up.

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