Two women alone in the woods together, nothing will happen to them

#Monsterdon

Yay! Firefox still blocks commercials on Tubi #Monsterdon

If one of these women doesn't get transformed into a bee, I will be disappointed

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@cd0 eh I dunno these people seem way more attractive than who you'd actually find in national parks

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lol "man vs bear"

Would prefer bear to cop

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@nazokiyoubinbou @Taweret Yes. Or pink. Or both. #monsterdon

Ooo a tourist lodge in secret financial trouble?

They'll be sure to act responsibly when the disaster happens.

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some real natural dialogue here

this sure is how people talk

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So I hate Kelly. Just wanted to be honest about that

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Ah so we finally picke the movie that was just about a normal bear #monsterdon

I hope I'm watching the right version ... this is so 1976 #monsterdon

#monsterdon Heading on in, gotta wait for ads... buububububu.

"good wine at reasonable prices"
"what could it cost $10?"
same energy

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These two were basically asking their boss for permission to go fuck in the woods, right?

#monsterdon

Is that how national park rangers work? Stalking backpackers en masse? #monsterdon

Cool. It’s the Overlook.

#Monsterdon

I bet it is true that you can't look after all those backpackers so the real villain is budget cuts.

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@SordidAmok Naw, that era it would have been Ford defunding national park service.

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@RobynGoodfellow there’s a whole bit on the producer commentary track where they talk about how they filmed in Todd-AO because they couldn’t film in a more expensive format, and thought it was a pain in the ass because you had to use special anamorphic lenses even in the (all-film) editing pipeline #monsterdon

Did Trump defund the Nat'l Park Service in 1976 too?

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THAT was a briefing she wouldn't miss for the world?

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

This movie brought to you by Chevy, apparently. #monsterdon

#monsterdon So going by the music, this is where Gene Wilder flew Charlie to at the end of the O.G. Wonka movie...

Neighhhhhhhh
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Is that a ranger station?

I know real park rangers and they aren't that hot. There is a reason people take a job 100 miles away from the city.
#monsterdon

big Shining vibes with this hotel

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Lookit all those grubby savage 1970s people! #Monsterdon

The director is basically bragging that he rented not one, but TWO helicopters.

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National Park is my favorite park
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Ah yes, the scenic Entrance National Park

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Bub Asman!

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This music is giving strong Christmas/Winnie the Pooh vibes.

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Overly long intro sequences are a lost art. Let's bring those back #Monsterdon

Bub ASSMAN!? Truly an editing god. #Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

Wait are we watching an IMAX nature film?

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@Newpa_Hasai #TeamMonster always

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Remember when footage like this was really impressive and not just something anybody could get with a $200 drone?

im sure this was very exciting opening footage in theaters #IMAX

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

MAAAAAVRIIIIICK!!!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 we rent whole helicopter, we use whole helicopter shot

Pretty optimistic music for a scary movie
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"William Asman!"
"...that's pronounced azman"

#Monsterdon #Grizzly

i think i downloaded Grizzly The Musical #Monsterdon

This theme is Disney-like. It’s so happy. Except for that one beat at the title.

#Monsterdon

I'm rolling, and have managed to get a cup of coffee and a piece of cake to accompany me!

Opening credits - It's a Montoro - Girdler spectacular.

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whimsical music to get mauled by a bear to

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Nice big American Music start #Monsterdon

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And we are go.

Gratuitous helicopter.
Back to nature propaganda.
And this 70s soundtrack music!

dude

dude

eating the mic is not literal

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

shout out to the US National Park System

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YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE HITCHCOCK EXCEPTION, mister cockblocker or whatever the fuck your name was

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

"completely american landscape..."

hmmm

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Whoo, #Monsterdon time! I haven't done one of these in a little while and have missed it

Peaches peaches peaches!

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

#Monsterdon is nigh!

Tonight's film is GRIZZLY, a "Jaws" variant with an enormous beast played by "Teddy," a Kodiak bear.

Watch with us, or don't. You have agency.

Grizzly (1976) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976 choose the bear, ladies

WE GOT HAIRY GIANT BABY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #Grizzly1976

nice one. he has wrapped himself in foil so he keep fresh as bear snax
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@paco Presumably there was a mixup between #monsterdon showing #frogs and a sequel?

🎶 three BLIND MICE 🎶
This gig went from bad to worse
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ok got the stream back. im watching a concert with some white ladies looking on approvingly while probably a bear is about to kill like 20,000 people, am I caught up?

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"We're going to need a bigger Bouchard."

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AWoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it hurts eat them now bear fren.
I refuse to believe they have a gigs worth of music.
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this score was recorded in a gents locker room. which explains all the metal door closing sounds.
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"Grizzly! Stage right! Get ready! You go on in 2."

Please eat the women singers. Please eat the singers...

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@LuluHelle

YEEEESSSS!!!!

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dear gods they are still "music ing"
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@SnoopJ

Maybe Métis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9tis

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is he going to explain who he is cosplaying as at some point soon?
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And Kai Wynn from DS9! (Louise Fletcher)

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@LuluHelle

#WrongKajagoogoo ?

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oh no what musical terror are we to witness now?
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I am a douchebadger is what he means
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man those socks are something. start with those bear
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So..the introduction of the musical elements to this franchise went about as well as The Howling 2 did.
#grizzly1983 #monsterdon #grizzly2

@paco

Just goes to show what an artistically bankrupt insitution the HOF is!

#Monsterdon

Now here is a grizzly question for you?
How would the movie look if it was redone when everyone had cell phones?

Imagine the park was having a meeting of nature influencers?

Can you see the instagram shots with cherry blood and bear claws in the background?

People taking selfies at the downed tower?

Girls going back to the tent because they left their microphones, and rangers wondering why they recorded strange theramin sounds?

#Monsterdon

@LuluHelle

Was this shot in the UK?

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what the fucking timothy spall????
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I think I arrived just in time for the best part! 🎵

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holy hell what accent is he trying for here?
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John Rhys Davies as Paul Bunyan!

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These bears seem nice, is this a kids movie?

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now we turn to the nature channel for some footage we stole
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oh no ive lost the stream of my new favorite 2.7/10 (imdb) film #Monsterdon

at least the drunks of the forest are having fun. oh forest drunks.
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Unlike every other 2020 era movie, this one is only 1.25 hrs long at least #grizzly21983 #monsterdon

mrs draygon is too busy to be annoyed by the beard. such big business.
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@geonz @SnoopJ Will do!

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@TerryHancock

There was a period of time with #WrongBloodColor that included the movie Taxi Driver.

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@diazona @Taweret Anytime they couldn't use Teddy, it was someone in a bear suit fake-fighting :) Much shorter and different fur, not a particularly good stunt double, visually.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@SnoopJ Now I almost want to watch it but I really need to go to bed.

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Ok, #Monsterdon is over. Brush your teeth and then it’s time for bed.

I also think all the fake blood in this movie looked like it was just partially set cherry flavored Jell-o. They're lucky the bear didn't try to lick them to death.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

@YsengrinWolf @Taweret oh huh I must not have been paying attention

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@diazona @Taweret No no, the guy in the bear suit we see from the back, "bear" hugging everyone they meet.

#Monsterdon #Grizzly1976

these men need money! to pay for sensitivity training! #Monsterdon