@WhiskeySailor @Taweret Maybe if Gorgo had fairies to translate like Mothra does

#Monsterdon

Fantastic. #monsterdon

Having seen so many godzilla movies over the last couple of years enables me to appreciate what a garbage fuckin kaiju this is #monsterdon

okay that'sa nice shot of the monster spproaching the village

#monsterdon

it's playing with the little boats like a puppy #monsterdon

#monsterdon always coincides with kiddo’s bedtime so I have yet to participate.

Has anyone invented a mastodon tape delay yet that would allow me to start the movie an hour later but have everyone’s comments timed accordingly?

Gorgo sounds COMPLETELY UNLIKE that Japanese monster #monsterdon

it's ogra! :3

#monsterdon #gorgo

That first guy got lucky with his pitiful fling and nobody else can score. #Monsterdon

I feel like standing in a rowboat with a torch is a bad idea. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Marco.... Gorgo.... #monsterdon

Ohh.. Right in the brain pan. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

@Taweret I thought they were going to appease it with some ancient rite or something
#Monsterdon

The thing about #monsterdon is that you can be however late you want, and still understand* and follow along

*coz no one understands whats going on #Gorgo

this movie making me wish i spoke a lick of gaelic

#monsterdon #gorgo

@moira Beef? In this economy? #Monsterdon

Heh, love the guy with the harpoon. Modern monster movies go straight for the explosives, it's refreshing to see a guy try to CQC a fifty-foot lizard. #Monsterdon

why are we throwing things at it as opposed to like, leaving it alone?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon is ... is #Gorgo slap-fighting that row-boat?

Hooray, a very appropriately timed ominous monster sighting (only 15 minutes in)

#Monsterdon

You think I can afford _beef?!_

#monsterdon #gorgo

That's a quick monster sighting!

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

i am not being ADR'd right now

#monsterdon #gorgo

ah, the blue means nighttime. #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor I dream of retiring to one someday. #Monsterdon

Ok, the joy of scuba diving is that the weights will keep you down unless you intentionally surface, right? I don't think dead scuba divers float...

(note: I've never done more than snorkeling, though I did read Shadow Divers a few years ago)

#Monsterdon

Oh shit there's a Gorgo down here, we hardly got any viking artefact foreshadowing about this!!!!!

#Monsterdon

@brooke 👏👏👏

#Monsterdon

as a former smoker i can't bear to see this man soaking the hell out of that cigarette and pretend like he's going to smoke it. that's like smoking a wet dog #monsterdon

OMG, IS THAT THE TITLE KAIJU??!?! :fenchamp: #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Big Rubber Lizard Alert! Swim Away Swim Away!!! #Monsterdon

I do love island with a strange mystery cult of the deeps
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Torches! Must be good, right?

Did the kid swim out to the boat? #Monsterdon

i can't wait for this kid to unhinge his jaw and swallow them all. #monsterdon

@Fanfalla Technically not dead

The best kind of not dead

#Monsterdon

1961. When men were men and lit up a smoke before even drying off. #Monsterdon

must have been a leprechaun they saw down there #monsterdon

Is it me or are the monster's ears adorable? #Monsterdon

Good job with the cigs, guys. Only way to cure the bends, y'know. #Monsterdon

Now yer talkin! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon spear guns? Really?

Pro Tip: Don't make your face mask the same color as the blue screen. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

The varnish on that boat is impeccable. Definitely takes me out of the movie. #Monsterdon

@Louisa so i'm not the only one who thought that! #monsterdon

we’re just rotoscoped into everything, that’s why we’re the most incompetent sailors ever to grace the earth #monsterdon

dang this scene clips like a Bethesda game

#monsterdon #gorgo

Ah underwater shots. The drum solo of filmmaking. #Monsterdon

Yall this is not a green or blue screen, this is all matting by hand #monsterdon #gorgo

@paco So would I, Irish does have much more interesting curses than English

#Monsterdon

@trixter luckily, my copy is so low-res, i really can't tell. #monsterdon

This rear projection looks like a mid90s SNL sketch #monsterdon

Hey, they found one of the scuba guys not dead!
... Oops nvm. :blobfoxo_o:

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

he's coming up and he wants the world to know

#monsterdon #gorgo

He died of fright? Does this mean The Tingler fucked off into the sea?!

#Monsterdon

okay then, GO ALREADY. #monsterdon

This green screen is painful. #Monsterdon

His suit's all wet

#monsterdon
#Gorgo

Nice gimp suit, bro #monsterdon #gorgo

"He's dead!" "Dead how?"

Dead like normal, chief, there's only so many ways to BE dead. #Monsterdon

@moira Gonna shoot my ol lady! <ping!> #Monsterdon

He lost the will to live
#Monsterdon

the #monsterdon feed is telling me that we are having an especially fun time with synchronization this evening

has the diver got extra legs now too? #monsterdon

RIP Scuba Steve #monsterdon

@cheribaker hehe I caught that too 🙂

#Monsterdon

Where’s Old Ben Gardner? #Monsterdon

Whoops, even the diver is rubber. #Monsterdon

HeyJoe!

Where y'goin with that gun in your hand? [intense polka music]

#monsterdon #gorgo

the posture on the dad is leaving much to be desired #monsterdon #DadBods

"They can talk English just as good as you or I can, they just don't want to!"

The English say that about everybody 9_9 #Monsterdon

"Something's eating him." Haha... gimme that foreshadowing. #Monsterdon

There were indeed some hard feelings. #Monsterdon #Gorgon

partner, you say? #Monsterdon

I bet the kid is the only one in the whole movie with a distinctive accent

#Monsterdon

"No hard feelin's now"

OH NO, everything is JUST FINE

BITCH #Monsterdon

Ogra, the sea spirit.... hmmm...

The Nilbog Sea.... hmmmmmmm....

#monsterdon

oh yer, i go un der viking all the time

#monsterdon #gorgo

" Ol' Fartin' McCartin, they call me" #Monsterdon

Honestly you can just assume any male you meet in a place like this is named Sean. #Monsterdon

"it's the right place you've come to" is not really an answer. #monsterdon

@Fanfalla finally, something relatable

#monsterdon #gorgo

So at least one of them has a spare sweater with them? Doesn't really seem like that sort of boat, but what do I know...

#Monsterdon

@randy_s not bad but...interesting. Like the Disney production of "Peter and the Wolf" but big lizard #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wow. Tone change.

Kid in the film: "I don't have a father."

Me: "Fucking same"

#Monsterdon #Gorgo

"i work for him"
"doing what?"
rewriting the child labor laws to allow for loopholes.
#monsterdon

"I don't have a father. I germinated from seed" #monsterdon #gorgo

"Why, these fish are just RUBBER. Is this island even real??"

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza "I mean, I've seen things LIKE that, but -- for fuck's sake, John, are we playing pedant again today?"

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

Oh hey, I think I missed one of this movie's three women. Y'get one walking by on the docks, one in the crowd in the circus, and one in the crowd running and screaming. Aaaand that's it. #Monsterdon

I would think the boat turning sideways repeatedly would be a little more concerning than "not that bad"

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero do the chips also have legs, or are they just normal? #monsterdon

Hope these guys are going to run across lord Summerisle #monsterdon

Those are 100% real seagulls and in no way a looping recording. #Gorgo #Monsterdon

That whole community of rubber fish, wiped out… 😢 #Monsterdon

Spooky fish! This movie has everything #monsterdon

he doesn't have a father. he's JESUS. #monsterdon

"The whole ocean bottom must've been torn up."
"I'll tear up your bottom!"
"This isn't the fucking time, Jeffry."
#monsterdon #gorgo

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#monsterdon #gorgo