More smoke, because realism. #Monsterdon

what closet did they film this newscaster in

#monsterdon #gorgo

Oh, there's Mr. Bean

#monsterdon
#gorgo

The sky keeps changing color and the monster keeps changing size #monsterdon

Maybe this plan could have used a bit more thought, fellas.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Claim the creature for Ireland... if it does exist" Ireland is disputable?

you know those Irish, always pretending to be attacked by kaiju

#monsterdon

woah woah woah, nets worked??? japan has been doing it wrong the whole time. #monsterdon

Ground control to major tom...

#monsterdon

He's eating the bathysphere! Who could have predicted this?!?!?

#monsterdon

Godzilla x King Kong (2024)
#Monsterdon

True to the spirit of #Kaiju films the adult humans in this #Monsterdon are all kinda terrible #TeamMonster

oh hai Gorgo

#Monsterdon

Oh those trixy Irish and their hoaxes

#monsterdon

Tom Scott in the background making a youtube video #monsterdon

"I was the BAIT? you made me the BAIT?!"

"It was your idea!"

"It would've worked if you hadn't stopped me!"

#monsterdon
#gorgo

#Monsterdon Superior net skills. Really quite amazing.

This movie portrays the last moments of the Titan with unparalleled accuracy. #monsterdon #gorgo

creature is an evolutionary biology marvel, also possibly carrying unknown pathogens, has been turned into a circus attraction.

sounds like a pandemic warning ...

#Gorgo #monsterdon

i spy with my little eye... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I don't think it's a coincidence that it looks like a chum bucket.

@chirpbirb I bet he just wants to play and make friends! He's just so beeg! :blobfoxgooglymlem: #Gorgo #Monsterdon

"dang, i forgot my can opener" #monsterdon

yes. good. eat the submarine

#monsterdon #gorgo

@Taweret The stuff that’s on location is great! #Monsterdon

oh what a shock I was wrong #monsterdon

also credit for the through-the-porthole shots, actually kind of interesting for what they are

#monsterdon
#gorgo

Man, even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog. #Monsterdon

i thought he said he didn't want to see it again. #monsterdon

If only the guys on the ship had any idea whether they're bashing the diving device into rocks. #Monsterdon

Nothing will go wrong in this deathtrap^W bathysphere #monsterdon

okay joe, you're still about to fuck up in a major way #monsterdon

yeah, we can hear you, speak a little softer. #monsterdon

"Stop engines, Sam! I'm seeing MERMAIDS, Sam!" #Monsterdon

FUCKING BILLIONAIRES AND THEIR SUBS #monsterdon #gorgo

please implode please implode please implode please implode

#monsterdon #gorgo

oh no i can't tell the chin-dimpled main characters apart when the one guy isn't wearing a hat anymore #Monsterdon

@athena_rising Probably, there's still two thirds of the movie left

#Monsterdon

Insert titan submarine joke here #monsterdon #gorgo

@Fanfalla to be fair, environmentalists would leave it the fuck alone. #monsterdon #gorgo

@arisummerland "Orga", by the subtitles

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 15 fathoms = 90 feet. And. They're going to drag him around, bumping into shit on the bottom?

IT'S THE TITAN #monsterdon #gorgo

@brooke That always goes well! #Monsterdon

Our heroes are stealing from a guy who's hoarding priceless artifacts, it would probably be ok if Gorgo killed everyone

#Monsterdon

"ever stop to think what a 100 foot tall, latex, city destroying monster might be worth alive?"
Sigh. All the time. I'd rent him out to Mr Hand's fans. #monsterdon #gorgo

@brooke skull ireland! #monsterdon

Ah, capitalism, the ultimate motivation to catch a kaiju. #monsterdon #Gorgo

@diazona I think they just dubbed over a shot or 2 to save money on re-takes #Monsterdon

@clayknight yeah, I'm vaping far more frequently tonight. This is a theme with #Monsterdon and me.

@Fanfalla the kid has sage advice that is being i g n o r e d

#monsterdon #gorgo

Fifteen fathoms... Sixteen... Seventeen... Okay that's deep enough, cut the air cable. #Monsterdon

"we're gonna get in People Magazine."
"National Geographic!"
#monsterdon #tremors

let's capture it and sell it for money!

ahh, like true capitalists

#monsterdon #gorgo

#monsterdon So are we supposed to like any of the characters yet? Are there any, uh, protagonists?

you're gonna need a bigger boat, y'jackass

#monsterdon #gorgo

sentimental accordion music playing "how do you suppose you'll kill it?" "idk dynamite lol" #monsterdon

I'm barely intoxicated and I don't understand a lot of what's going on. Lol I will say, this kid and #Gorgo are my favorite characters. #Monsterdon

The child is wise ✅ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Could "Joe" be any more condescending?

Pitiful deflection, Joe. #Monsterdon

sooooo... anyone else understand what's going on

#monsterdon #gorgo

this film doesn't need the chalk-screech-on-charkboard scene, this guy's screechy enough

#monsterdon #gorgo

"Ever stop to think what a thing like that would be worth alive?"

Depends almost entirely on whether shipping is included.

#Gorgo #Monsterdon

OMG another character with a non-default accent

#Monsterdon

Nice harbor monster you have there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon @CactuarJoe You're a character?

...Aaand with that I'm gonna completely ignore what you were trying to tell me, kid. #Monsterdon

Gorgo looks kind of cute actually - seems just a few meters tall from those battle shot

#Monsterdon #TeamGorgo

@Fanfalla he's baby! #gorgo mean no harm

#monsterdon

I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' real warm and fuzzy about our reckless endangering blackmailing scheming heroes here. #Monsterdon

the whole thing will go to smash!

melee, brawl, ultimate?

#monsterdon #gorgo

#Monsterdon The Holy Grail!

Gotta love how computers are confused by monster roars that are lions mixed with broken trumpets. #Monsterdon

So wait, the plan was to attack the beast, get whipped, somehow win with fire and have the beast go back to doing what it was?
#Monsterdon

Gorgo on his way back in: "And next time I'll use mustard!"

#monsterdon

The way he closed his eyes and screamed and ran away makes me feel bad for #Gorgo
:blobfoxgooglycry: #Monsterdon

@trixter Almost certainly Dragon type, too, these clowns are barking up a 4x resistance. What do they teach in Irish schools these days, jeez #Monsterdon

Y’all, he came from the sea, he’s clearly a Water type. You’re not going you hurt him with fire. #Monsterdon

@apLundell Poor guy, salad forked to death. #Monsterdon

better at throwing logs than the fishing spears they fish with professionally then

#monsterdon #gorgo

He's fresh off the water. He just needs a Guinness and a shepherd's pie. #Monsterdon #Gorgo

Awww, tiny baby Gorgo! So cute and precious! Just like little Grogu. I wonder if they’re related.

#monsterdon
#Gorgo

#monsterdon Throw the watch-fire! Pure genius.

Plot twist: We threw too many flaming logs and now we're cold! #monsterdon

@msh huh I hadn't noticed, it seemed to sync up well enough to me but who knows

#Monsterdon

I appreciate them not taking their time on the monster content. #Monsterdon

@Fanfalla they woke #gorgo up from naptime :( #monsterdon

(I gave up and dropped into Tubi; that other copy was unwatchable)

#Monsterdon

Okay, you are trying to tell me fire is effective against a water type?
#Monsterdon

Okay, villiage rampage scene from the back of Gorgo, actually not bad

#monsterdon #gorgo

Those ears are MAGNIFICENT Godzilla is so jealous! #Monsterdon

so for the monster sound effects we've got elephant, lion, and steel bells, nicely done #monsterdon.

#monsterdon Nice, not nearly as big as the real Godzilla but could probably take him in a boxing match once he's a little more nuke-ulated

once again, when all else fails, shoot at it. which will fail.

#monsterdon #gorgo

I love #Gorgo cute little barely flappy ears. #Monsterdon

Gorgo makes ALL the circus animal sounds. Oh, nice tail slash on that dinghy. #Monsterdon

Gorgo is surprisingly smiley with floppy bat ears and glowing red eyes #Monsterdon

those eyes. amazing. #monsterdon

Monster go splish-splash!

#Monsterdon