More smoke, because realism. #Monsterdon
what closet did they film this newscaster in
Oh, there's Mr. Bean
The sky keeps changing color and the monster keeps changing size #monsterdon
Maybe this plan could have used a bit more thought, fellas.
#Monsterdon "Claim the creature for Ireland... if it does exist" Ireland is disputable?
you know those Irish, always pretending to be attacked by kaiju
woah woah woah, nets worked??? japan has been doing it wrong the whole time. #monsterdon
Ground control to major tom...
He's eating the bathysphere! Who could have predicted this?!?!?
Godzilla x King Kong (2024)
#Monsterdon
True to the spirit of #Kaiju films the adult humans in this #Monsterdon are all kinda terrible #TeamMonster
oh hai Gorgo
Oh those trixy Irish and their hoaxes
Tom Scott in the background making a youtube video #monsterdon
"I was the BAIT? you made me the BAIT?!"
"It was your idea!"
"It would've worked if you hadn't stopped me!"
#Monsterdon Superior net skills. Really quite amazing.
This movie portrays the last moments of the Titan with unparalleled accuracy. #monsterdon #gorgo
creature is an evolutionary biology marvel, also possibly carrying unknown pathogens, has been turned into a circus attraction.
sounds like a pandemic warning ...
i spy with my little eye... #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I don't think it's a coincidence that it looks like a chum bucket.
@chirpbirb I bet he just wants to play and make friends! He's just so beeg! :blobfoxgooglymlem: #Gorgo #Monsterdon
"dang, i forgot my can opener" #monsterdon
yes. good. eat the submarine
@Taweret The stuff thatβs on location is great! #Monsterdon
oh what a shock I was wrong #monsterdon
also credit for the through-the-porthole shots, actually kind of interesting for what they are
Man, even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog. #Monsterdon
i thought he said he didn't want to see it again. #monsterdon
If only the guys on the ship had any idea whether they're bashing the diving device into rocks. #Monsterdon
Nothing will go wrong in this deathtrap^W bathysphere #monsterdon
okay joe, you're still about to fuck up in a major way #monsterdon
yeah, we can hear you, speak a little softer. #monsterdon
"Stop engines, Sam! I'm seeing MERMAIDS, Sam!" #Monsterdon
FUCKING BILLIONAIRES AND THEIR SUBS #monsterdon #gorgo
please implode please implode please implode please implode
oh no i can't tell the chin-dimpled main characters apart when the one guy isn't wearing a hat anymore #Monsterdon
@athena_rising Probably, there's still two thirds of the movie left
Insert titan submarine joke here #monsterdon #gorgo
@Fanfalla to be fair, environmentalists would leave it the fuck alone. #monsterdon #gorgo
@arisummerland "Orga", by the subtitles
#monsterdon 15 fathoms = 90 feet. And. They're going to drag him around, bumping into shit on the bottom?
IT'S THE TITAN #monsterdon #gorgo
@brooke That always goes well! #Monsterdon
Our heroes are stealing from a guy who's hoarding priceless artifacts, it would probably be ok if Gorgo killed everyone
"ever stop to think what a 100 foot tall, latex, city destroying monster might be worth alive?"
Sigh. All the time. I'd rent him out to Mr Hand's fans. #monsterdon #gorgo
@brooke skull ireland! #monsterdon
Ah, capitalism, the ultimate motivation to catch a kaiju. #monsterdon #Gorgo
@diazona I think they just dubbed over a shot or 2 to save money on re-takes #Monsterdon
@clayknight yeah, I'm vaping far more frequently tonight. This is a theme with #Monsterdon and me.
@Fanfalla the kid has sage advice that is being i g n o r e d
Fifteen fathoms... Sixteen... Seventeen... Okay that's deep enough, cut the air cable. #Monsterdon
"we're gonna get in People Magazine."
"National Geographic!"
#monsterdon #tremors
#monsterdon So are we supposed to like any of the characters yet? Are there any, uh, protagonists?
you're gonna need a bigger boat, y'jackass
sentimental accordion music playing "how do you suppose you'll kill it?" "idk dynamite lol" #monsterdon
I'm barely intoxicated and I don't understand a lot of what's going on. Lol I will say, this kid and #Gorgo are my favorite characters. #Monsterdon
The child is wise β #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Could "Joe" be any more condescending?
Pitiful deflection, Joe. #Monsterdon
sooooo... anyone else understand what's going on
this film doesn't need the chalk-screech-on-charkboard scene, this guy's screechy enough
"Ever stop to think what a thing like that would be worth alive?"
Depends almost entirely on whether shipping is included.
#Gorgo #Monsterdon
OMG another character with a non-default accent
Nice harbor monster you have there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.
#Monsterdon @CactuarJoe You're a character?
...Aaand with that I'm gonna completely ignore what you were trying to tell me, kid. #Monsterdon
Gorgo looks kind of cute actually - seems just a few meters tall from those battle shot
I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' real warm and fuzzy about our reckless endangering blackmailing scheming heroes here. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon The Holy Grail!
Gotta love how computers are confused by monster roars that are lions mixed with broken trumpets. #Monsterdon
So wait, the plan was to attack the beast, get whipped, somehow win with fire and have the beast go back to doing what it was?
#Monsterdon
Gorgo on his way back in: "And next time I'll use mustard!"
The way he closed his eyes and screamed and ran away makes me feel bad for #Gorgo
:blobfoxgooglycry: #Monsterdon
@trixter Almost certainly Dragon type, too, these clowns are barking up a 4x resistance. What do they teach in Irish schools these days, jeez #Monsterdon
Yβall, he came from the sea, heβs clearly a Water type. Youβre not going you hurt him with fire. #Monsterdon
@apLundell Poor guy, salad forked to death. #Monsterdon
better at throwing logs than the fishing spears they fish with professionally then
He's fresh off the water. He just needs a Guinness and a shepherd's pie. #Monsterdon #Gorgo
Awww, tiny baby Gorgo! So cute and precious! Just like little Grogu. I wonder if theyβre related.
#monsterdon Throw the watch-fire! Pure genius.
Plot twist: We threw too many flaming logs and now we're cold! #monsterdon
@msh huh I hadn't noticed, it seemed to sync up well enough to me but who knows
I appreciate them not taking their time on the monster content. #Monsterdon
@Fanfalla they woke #gorgo up from naptime :( #monsterdon
(I gave up and dropped into Tubi; that other copy was unwatchable)
Okay, you are trying to tell me fire is effective against a water type?
#Monsterdon
Okay, villiage rampage scene from the back of Gorgo, actually not bad
Those ears are MAGNIFICENT Godzilla is so jealous! #Monsterdon
so for the monster sound effects we've got elephant, lion, and steel bells, nicely done #monsterdon.
#monsterdon Nice, not nearly as big as the real Godzilla but could probably take him in a boxing match once he's a little more nuke-ulated
once again, when all else fails, shoot at it. which will fail.
I love #Gorgo cute little barely flappy ears. #Monsterdon
Gorgo makes ALL the circus animal sounds. Oh, nice tail slash on that dinghy. #Monsterdon
Gorgo is surprisingly smiley with floppy bat ears and glowing red eyes #Monsterdon
those eyes. amazing. #monsterdon
Monster go splish-splash!