You see kids, when a pteranodon and a tyranosaur love each other very much #monsterdon

Oh sure. This seems safe.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The best way to impress the ladies is to cruise over with a flying motorcycle.

Baby Godzilla can't believe this shit #monsterdon

well I am puppy sitting for my sister so I had to take the little kaiju for a walk and so I am 30 minutes late for the #Monsterdon party but looks like I'm coming in at a good part :blobrainbow:

Turns out Yes. Yes you can buy this as a flag.

I mean, it's almost certainly not official, but who cares?

#monsterdon

Expensive, though.

They were all okay.

#Monsterdon

But they were all okay.

#Monsterdon

Thanks to Rodan and some glitter, Godzilla's butt can wake up.

#Monsterdon

real "you gotta shoot the deer, son" energy

#Monsterdon

Nothing in the credits about "Radon" being a Toho trademark #monsterdon

@apLundell How is the five foot tall baby walking when the water is like fifty feet deep? #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Yeah, just keep walking. We need this for the credit roll".

The other takeaway is that regenerating brain-butts rule #monsterdon

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

The real moral is hands off eggs that don't belong to you, dummies #monsterdon

okay, this one was pretty fun

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Feed that baby some burgers, what kinda parent are you? #monsterdon

It's nothing I just got a bit of Rodan Sparkle Dust in my eye #Monsterdon

Why did they choose demonic red glowing eyes to indicate that Baby was scared #monsterdon

Oh shoot, this flying reptile was full of pea soup.

#Monsterdon

The next one is going to be about the custody battle between Godzilla and Rodan #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait! TALKING to Godzilla was an option this whole time?!?

The problem with a monster named "Baby" is that all the dialog sounds like they're dating the monster.

#monsterdon

How's she going to explain this to the ESP fangirls? #monsterdon

Baby :blobaww: :blobsad: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what's this!

@apLundell They survived, but their honor didn't #monsterdon

Why would you program the cockpit to say "there are no survivors" #monsterdon

#monsterdon Even their computer is stupid!

Why is the G-Squad so stupid?!?

"Okay - NOW we're beaten" #monsterdon

At least their right eye laser is back on #monsterdon

are we supposed to be rooting for the humans?

#monsterdon

"Ok, now we're beaten."

#monsterdon

Oh no, Rodan used Reconstitute Ass! #monsterdon

@Taweret As long as both are consenting... #monsterdon

wait. are godzilla and rodan in love?

#monsterdon

no, that's okay, rodan

we don't need you for the final fight. just go back to your island or whatever

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I still don't understand why the container is locked. Why would anybody lock it?

Mission Accomplished going on vacation now 'k bye #Monsterdon

The unkindest sex toy #monsterdon

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They've got a real discipline problem within the G-force.

That one guy goes on vacation, gets fired, then somehow steal his job back?

This other lady is obviously going to hesitate at a critical moment.

How are they choosing these people?

[palpatine voice] do it #monsterdon

Computer! Target: ass! #monsterdon

Godzilla fighting after dark #monsterdon

Gonad Crusher is Online #Monsterdon

Meanwhile they're still doing a can-opener operation to free Godzilla-saur and the grad student #monsterdon

#monsterdon "G-Crusher"! This sounds even cooler than a maser!

#monsterdon Wow, those tranq missiles worked really well. They shoulda just started with those.

#monsterdon So why is the "plasma grenade" a beam?

That is not my understanding of how grenades work.

@Taweret It's better because that way they can't surround him #monsterdon

nice model work in this movie tbh

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Super Mechagodzilla

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#monsterdon But why? How does that help?

#monsterdon YES! This thing has masers!

Mecha's ground and pound game is kinda weak though #Monsterdon

Folks, haven't we established that the butt shot is the way to go? #monsterdon

Now Mechagodzilla has to defeat Godzilla at baseball!

#Monsterdon

Mecha 'zilla's integrated Care Bear Stare is pretty nifty TBH #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien It's actually pathetic #monsterdon

#monsterdon Why do they have to cut open the container?

Is it locked? Does the G-squad not have the key for some reason?

Aim your weaponry at Radon's butt! #monsterdon

And then he died, after crashing again #monsterdon

@apLundell I assume it was some rights thing, like the time they weren't allowed to say "Mothra" #monsterdon

Radon, you fool! Don't you know they've turned on their Energy Storage Switch?!!?

#monsterdon

I can showww you the worrrld ~🎶
#Monsterdon

If I was in charge of getting this movie dubbed into English, I think I would have informed the voice actors how to say "Rodan" instead of letting them just read the script and each come up with their own guess.

#monsterdon

@Thomas His kawaii burns #monsterdon

@Taweret Not as boring as a pteranodon motorcycle #monsterdon

using his position as parking attendant to hold a captive audience

#Monsterdon

rodan is a boring kaiju tho. let's be honest

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that's his ass-brain

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"Johnson" is probably a very common name in Tokyo.

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Commence Operation Nard Brains #Monsterdon

LIZARD-1 has jettisoned payload after calling it a stinky endotherm and fucked off in search of a warm rock #monsterdon

@neko Freaky times be goin down #monsterdon

"What will you mean you?"

what

#Monsterdon

Rodan's half brother? Not like step-nephew? #monsterdon

"The container's gone missing!"

That's very optimistic, since the helicopter carrying it exploded.

#monsterdon

"Radon" is just wrong #monsterdon

Lol callsign LIZARD-1 #monsterdon

ofc there's a giant pterasaur now, you doofs

you let the psychic kids sing

what did you think would happen?

#monsterdon

soothing neck pats for godzillosaurus baby

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's like the start of Jurassic Park.

Instead of using Godzilla-saur as a decoy they should just put lipstick on the Mechagodzilla II #monsterdon

If you have to lean against the fence to stop your zoo animals from breaking out, you did not install a strong enough fence.

#monsterdon

you just had to let the psychic kids sing. now we're gonna have all kinds of kaiju on our asses

#monsterdon

@Taweret These girls are clearly Bene Gesserit #monsterdon

see this is what im talking about

you're summoning another kaiju

stop singing

#monsterdon

@robotcarsley Yeah, I hate that guy #monsterdon

#monsterdon these kids sing like a choir of nuns doing gregorian chant

exciting battle music
#Monsterdon

okay. singing to kaiju has traditionally result in kaiju attacks so maybe we talk about this

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And then he died because his stupid pterosaur jetbike malfunctioned while he was wearing zero safety equipment #monsterdon

How cute is this? #monsterdon

Quality life-like impressions of saying the lines, "What's going on? Where's he going?"

#Monsterdon

It's sad, people get baby godzillasaurs for their kids for their birthday or christmas or whatever, and they're cute for a while but as soon as they start shooting their atomic blasts they get sent off to the already overwhelmed godzilla rescues #monsterdon

I like this Godzilla face. Has cool eyes.

#Monsterdon

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So, there's still just that one grad student in charge of the captive Kaiju?

hey, they're tasing Godzilla :(

#Monsterdon