his lil fangs

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I'll be honest I'm starting to hate this guy #monsterdon

I think back in the 90s it was still believed that many dinosaurs had secondary brains in their hips.

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the baby godzillasaur is mine. i love him and he's mine

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And now, Starfox 64 #monsterdon

OMG so the plan basically is to kick Godzilla in the nards? #Monsterdon

I am all about work not being able to call you in on your day off, but if you're one of like five people who can fly the giant robot and you aren't reachable during a godzilla attack, you kind of deserve to be demoted to parking control #monsterdon

Why did Godzilla just go wandering off? #monsterdon

godzillas have a second brain in their butts lol

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Are hamburgers really a good part of a balanced diet for a smolzilla? #Monsterdon

This is why you need good unions. Guaranteed kaiju PTO is a right #monsterdon

#monsterdon I like how he's all surprised that there are consequences for taking an unannounced vacation FROM THE ARMY.

You couldn't pull that at a McDonalds.

@apLundell Because it's lethally cute #monsterdon

So they've figured out that Godzilla wants the baby Godzilla, but so far it hasn't occured to them to just hand it over?

Why hasn't anybody thought of that?

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See, godzillasaurs do not sit on their eggs to hatch them. They lay them in the nests of other dinosaurs, then wait for children to psychically figure out the right melody from moss, enter that into a computer, and when the computer plays the melody, then the egg will hatch.

Somewhere there is a thriving population of godzillosauri and psychic children with computers in a symbiotic relationship that is detrimental to other modern ancient dinosaurs on nuclear waste disposal sites. #Monsterdon

the creature effects on baby godzilla are really good tbh

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I love how they're just hanging out in the office with baby Godzilla #monsterdon

Bold choice to have the Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II fight first, and follow up with the conventional forces. I guess it's all up to Godzilla-saur now #monsterdon

if a kaiju was attacking and the military wasn't using masers, i would be like "hey, goober, where's the masers?"

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Their plans are always so poorly thought out I mean they deployed their mecha without any spares and broke it and now they have to revert to crappy old maser tanks I mean REALLY #Monsterdon

#monsterdon seems like the sync is good tonight

@apLundell IKR? Manually piloted I mean didn't they even have psychic control mastered before this honestly SMDH #Monsterdon

i just know the masers will work on godzilla this time

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Everyone can relax, the maser tanks are here now #monsterdon

*chants* MASERS! MASERS!

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YES! The Masers! Now it's serious!

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This woman's audition was just gasping in various shades of surprise.

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this guys having this serious convo with the godzilla logo on the all behind them lol

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Wait. So this Mechagodzilla actually has the pilots onboard? Not radio-control?

That seems like an obvious step in the wrong direction.

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These militarists seem awfully mean to him #monsterdon

Don't taze me mecha bro! #Monsterdon

It's all fun and games until Godzilla is foaming at the mouth :( #monsterdon

How I'm watching #monsterdon rn

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And that's it. They taze Godzilla to death and then the movie ends.

does this version of mechagodzilla have godzilla's bones in it or just alien dna?

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Speaking of line delivery that guy said "launching mega buster" like it was a completely ridiculous thing to say #monsterdon

Mechagodzilla shoots rainbow death rays! #LoveIsLoveIsLove #monsterdon

see, you gotta have the cat ears

without the cat ears, he's just a dinosaur

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Did godzilla just do a People's Eyebrow #monsterdon

"Ghostrider helicopters are in position. Operation exodus is in effect." "Launching Mega-Buster".

Whoever makes up their code names is good.

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It seems like godzilla goes to that theme park a lot.

Is it a famous one that we would all know if we were Japanese?

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Carbon testing and botany is too old fashioned. We have kids focus really hard to divine the truth about plants and it seems to work.

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Can't believe they based evangelion on this #monsterdon

half an hour in, we got godzilla, rodan, a baby godzilla and a robot godzilla

not bad, Godzilla v Mechagodzilla II

not bad

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That line read on "Godzilla's attacking the CITY?" was fuckin hilarious. Like that's the last thing you'd expect godzilla to do #monsterdon

special ops units that fight kaiju always go hard on their helmet designs and i respect that

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I can feel how old a plant is by hovering my hand over it, too. It helps with figuring out if the carrots are still good.

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Nobody would have noticed the giant kaiju if it weren't for the telepathic lady #monsterdon

oh shit

Godzilla Alert Level Three???

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Lmao called it, I didn't think they were going to actually go there #monsterdon

Yeah, sure. Photograph the fleeing crowd. That's the valuable footage you really want to get.

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OK, so either godzillas or rodans are brood parasites, because that was definitely one nest #monsterdon

don't just start feeding it stuff

you're gonna get puked on by a baby kaiju

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Line to hug the baby Godzilla starts here #monsterdon

She hasn't called for security because that would be a lot less effective than telling him, "You're not supposed to be here! Don't touch that!"

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Awww, look how cute! #monsterdon

I walk away for two minutes to get a snack and now we're throwing around utter nonsense terms like "godzillasaur" #monsterdon

okay i love this guy

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This is why you don't microwave eggs #monsterdon

There's a rave going on in that egg #monsterdon

we are expecting a giant pterasaur to hatch so we're keeping the egg in a tiny box in a tiny room?

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And here's the summer camp for non-dinosaur nerds #monsterdon

So everyone from the mecha dork to the pterosaur egg are making her responsible for their emotions #monsterdon

did the mothra twins grow human sized?? #monsterdon

Wait, were those twins?

What, you can't just have twins in a godzilla story.

Twins are only a Mothra thing.

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It's a mood egg #monsterdon

I'm a mature enby of the world, definitely not amused by a canadian voice actor saying "sore-y" #monsterdon

Guys, he's not a dinosaur freak, he's a pteranodon enthusiast. #monsterdon

"This whole island is a junkland of nuclear waste!" And we aren't worried about the radiation, we just go in with our puffy jackets and exposed skin and hope for the best.

#Monsterdon

Pteranodon otaku #monsterdon

The best way to get the ladies is to break into their laboratory.

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I'm a pteranodon enthusiast #monsterdon

Apparently this is the summer camp for dinosaur freaks #monsterdon

🎵 I'm the biggest egg I'll incubate until you love me, papa-paparazzi #monsterdon

"Will the egg hatch?"

Do you really want it to? #monsterdon

What was in the thermos to make it immediately ignite when dropped? That's potent coffee.
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Really the pteranodon outght to be fighting the people who stole the egg #monsterdon

@Taweret big G is fighting dirty in this one #monsterdon

pretty fun fight for this early in the movie

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Is "Radon" dropping bombs or is that supposed to be a shock wave? #monsterdon

I didn't think liking dinosaurs was all that freaky.
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A fully grown Pteranodon could fit comfortably in that egg.

Nobody seems to think that's strange?

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and yes, godzilla has the cat ears in this one

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Did they pronounce Rodan wrong or is this a different monster (or is that how it's pronounced) #monsterdon

Oh yeah, this is how you train to fight Kaiju.

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Godzilla doesn't stand a chance.

Birb #monsterdon

Wow, what a dick. He won't even let the other guy shake the lady's hand?

Sorry, shaking hands is only for people on the Mechagodzilla project.

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Why don't they just put yellow police tape around Monster Island? That'd solve the problem #monsterdon

giant eggs on a dinosaur island

let's take one. what could go wrong?

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Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was dinosaur freak summer camp. #monsterdon

Boy if I had a nickel for every time someone told me "this isn't a summer camp for dinosaur freaks like you!" #monsterdon

those helmets

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But pteranodons are the weaponized drones of dinosaurs #monsterdon

"this isn't a summer camp for dinosaur freaks" write the saddest story in eight words #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love this logo.

Can I get it as a flag?

These turf wars at giant robot HQ are nasty #monsterdon

#monsterdon I bet there's going to be a scene where this character takes off her glasses and deflates her bangs and then all of a sudden they realize she's pretty

Too bad they didn't try Mecha-Honey-Badger at some point #monsterdon

Historically, trying to weaponize Ghidorah against Godzilla always works out extremely well #monsterdon

anyone watching but me?

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