#monsterdon Oh yeah, there's the UN logo. I'd recognize it anywhere.

This is *by far* the least believable first contact I have ever seen. And I watched Invasion of the Star Creatures. #Monsterdon

"I guess you'd call them aliens."

"What, from another planet?"

...No, from the kitchen. YES FROM ANOTHER PLANET. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon slide-whistle hat gag?

But why?

Is this an Abbot and Costello movie?

I think this movie might be way too visually overstimulating for me - the cuts during all the action scenes are too fast for my poor 20th century brain.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

mustache dude needs to get kaijued for disrespecting videoconference lady like that

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BTW the music slaps

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@Zerofactorial I rather like how the baby Godzilla was used to create an absurdist road trip sequence that only marginally intercepted with the rest of the film. #monsterdon

and everyone settles down into conformist heterosexual relationships, except for our hero who takes his kid and fucks off into the sea, where he doesn't have to deal with this shit. #monsterdon

THATS IT that's the end SOMEHOW OK #monsterdon

bitch, partogenesis this

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you motherfuckers are flying around in a literal Dr. robotnik drill ship of course the spirits of the earth are going to think it is evil #monsterdon

so… what was the point of minizilla hitting puberty if he aint nowhere to be found?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I'm laughing, I'm crying, this is so good

#Monsterdon

Chainsaw hands Gigan is the most mental and metal monster upgrade of all time.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

We have been trying to reach you about your city's extended warranty

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie comes with an 80 page glossary.

DOUBLE CHAINSAW HANDS

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THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL! THEY WANT OUR PRECIOUS MITOCHONDRIA!

#Monsterdon

Well, it IS the powerhouse of the cell. #monsterdon

@blogdiva The 1998 American Godzilla is genderfluid like Jurassic Park dinos, or just female. In most other movies Godzilla is just genderless or an adoptive father.
What are the secondary sexual characteristics of a 100 meter tall dinosauroid? Hmm.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Godzilla vs. Puberty

this fucking minizilla

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That's... Not at *all* what happened old man. #Monsterdon

It's like our greatest peril is also our greatest defense, we shall be saved by what we fear the most - this is so deeply philosophical or something

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RIP my sweet muscle bros.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

And now a big budget remake of Destroy All Monsters. Or possibly a Cloverfield prequel.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

THE UNCARING ANTAGONISM towards the baby godzilla "whats his name" is the new protagonist of the movie #monsterdon

The cinematic equivalent of a six year old on three bowls of Sugar Frosted Cocoa Bombs at 6am. #Monsterdon

Name a movie this one didn't plagerize, at least a little. I'll give you a second. #monsterdon

this movie is a pastiche of every 1980s and 1990s blockbuster… and we haven’t even gotten to the godzilla part

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

it’s almost as if the Xillians are migrant techbros with a fascist boner

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oh, these fans are totally gonna be blasted like in INDEPENDENCE DAY, my favoritist alien invasion movie

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Sad to see how far the letter X has fallen. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Too bad @Taweret isn't here. She loves MASERS.

Yes. This is the most New York scene ever. This is the first time Jersey has been mentioned in Godzilla continuity. A historic moment.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

My DVD shows two identical sets of subtitles when the twins talk. lol #monsterdon

The best way to make sure you're ready to defeat Godzilla is to train for a cage match.

#monsterdon

Godzilla loves you all.
#Godzilla #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG1T0URuTWw

@nazokiyoubinbou you just needed some mitochondria???? we have got a shitload of that literally everywhere, take your pick. here i will give you some of mine just give me a tissue #monsterdon

Godzilla does the most iconic fucking off into the sea endings.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Yes that sword is going to be effective against Godzilla. Sure it will.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And then the credits ran... another incomrehenisble kaiju flick is in the can! Thank you @Taweret for... this really extended flipptiy-floppity! :D

The closing theme is brought to us by Mannheim Steamroller.

#Monsterdon

And Godzilla & Minilla (Godzuki) fuck off into the sea!

Roll those long, long end credits.,

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And the big guy fucks off into the sea, as is proper.

That movie was the most! It was a pleasure to watch it for the first time with #Monsterdon!

FUCK OFF INTO THE SEA! FUCK OFF INTO THE SEA!

#Monsterdon

Think of all the ramen shops destroyed... 😔

#monsterdon

That Ghidora reveal was fantastic, though

#Monsterdon

"AHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm a load bearing villain. This base is going to explode."
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Oh right, there's still a kaiju battle going on outside. #Monsterdon

just noticed Kaiju Neo’s armor is from Tron

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Oh shit. He's self actualized!

#monsterdon

I'm sorry, I don't believe ANY of this. #Monsterdon

Oh yea, we DEFINITELY saw THE MATRIX RELOADED

#Monsterdon

sawblades for nipples, sure why not

#Monsterdon

The monster with the red eyes keeps reminding me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I just looked up the red one, that was Raphael, you're welcome

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Kaiser as in emperor or roll?

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Every kaiju was kung fu fighting. Those energy blasts were fast as lightning, it was a little bit frightening.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Yo dawg heard you liked chainsaws

#Monsterdon

It's Neo and Agent Smith

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

there is no point to reference INDEPENDENCE DAY if y’all aint gonna blow up the White House. c’mon!

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Starting to think this X guy might not be a formidable foe, actually

#Monsterdon

That's not a moon!

(sorry)

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#Monsterdon How fast is Godzilla moving?

It doesn't look like more than about thirty miles per hour.

Is there a two-week interval between these battles?

People forget Godzilla spent three years as a pro-wrestler in Seattle before going pro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Monsterdon

this alien leader directs the global kaiju tournament gameshow section is the best setting you can ask for in gratuitous "just get to the monsters" fanservice #monsterdon

god these effects are fun. the net exploding into existence? SO GOOD

#Monsterdon

It'd be funny if Godzilla were arachnophobic and screamed like I do

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I mean if we have to destroy the Sydney Opera House that's a pretty awesome way to go

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...You know how busy this movie is? How impossible to follow this movie is?

I KEEP FORGETTING MINILLA IS IN IT

#Monsterdon

FINALLY!

you scream that shit #Godzilla. go manifest your greatness gRRRRRl

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AND THAT'S JENGA

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Eeey, nice spittake, well done :D #Monsterdon

🤖 RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED.

#Monsterdon

"This mission will decide the fate of humanity. It's Operation Final War."

I guess we didn't hire him for his creative naming conventions

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

"So why didn't they gain control over me?"

How do we know they didn't? Anyone got his dog?

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

LMAO Speed Racer EDM?

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I love this evil prick of an alien so much. He's got a great giggle and loves to devour scenery.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

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#monsterdon Always spin around before you shoot an alien.

They teach you that at Godzilla school.

I SAID I'M ALL RIGHT, NOW TAKE THAT DNA SAMPLE TO THE LAB #Monsterdon

Space Nation applause.
This is how Star Trek really started. WHo knew Godzilla was in a Trek prequel.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

This movie needs to touch grass. Stop having everything have at once! #Monsterdon

damn baby godzilla, whatever their name is. so annoying.

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

It's so great to find a Monsterdon movie free of racial stereotypes

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

if what were real? if they were in a real TRON UFC match? #monsterdon

they are not wrong, having the walls of a UFC cage be angled so you could run along them would be sick as hell #monsterdon

WAIT! #Godzilla is back to being bad in this movie?

i purposefully never watch the trailers. i just like to be WTFed

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

I need to take all the mutant humans I know and create a special unit

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

Did anyone keep count of just how many movies were in that movie?

I think I lost count around eight.

#Monsterdon

That was exhausting. An hour at that pace would've been tiring, two is like running a marathon @_@ #Monsterdon

i think i need a nap. #monsterdon

FUCKING OFF INTO THE SEA! At long last a cliche I can get into. #Monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every time a monster from space tried to suck the Godzilla out of Godzilla I'd have two nickles. Which isn't alot but...
And Biollante did it too but she was terrestrial.
#GodzillaFinaWars #Monsterdon

Checkov's Minilla

#Monsterdon

BY FAR THE LEAST BELIEVABLE THING TO *EVER* HAPPEN #Monsterdon

@jonny So there's still a chance they can rip off Weekend At Bernie's?

#Monsterdon

SAY HELLO TO MY RAY HARRYHAUSEN

#Monsterdon #GodzillaFinalWars

@jonny Oh oh and Todorov would say that the aliens disrupt the film's equilibrium and at the end it moves to a state where kaiju are returned to their proper place in the social order.

#Monsterdon