If he’s not Gamera, he’s still a monster and you’re still screwed. #monsterdon

Kind of dreading the way this movie's going to depict Mai's heart operation #monsterdon

Isn't this kid a little young to have a love interest? #monsterdon

"I don't want him to die!"

I'M A TOYS 'R US KID

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"he won't get any bigger" lmao
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"I'm sure he won't grow any bigger than this" kid is the exact opposite of disco stu mindset #monsterdon

The consistent backdrop of Showa-era shops and eateries totally helps establish the legitimacy of the idyllic summer life that absolutely no longer existed in 2006. Very nostalgic.

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Don't worry, the kid's pet is clearly a tortoise' while Gamura is a sea turtle' so obviously not the same.

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@Taweret Ssshh, he's an adult. He's not gonna keep growing.

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Gamerae only shoot fire when they're very stressed
#NotCute #MONSTERDON

toto turtl sounds like kitn that is a bit strange #Monsterdon

And have somehow not heard of #monsterdon before tonight so am not able to catch up. Enjoy your turtle movie! Am going to watch #MST3K Doctor Mordred on Pluto, because the #Gizmoplex community screenings haven’t kicked in *cries*

look, kid, i know you like your turtle but he's clearly Gamera

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we gotta E.T. this dang gamera #monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And OF COURSE they put him on a skateboard. That was inevitable.

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Honestly, what'd you expect, kid? That many "it'll be fine"s that close together blew a hole in the narrative. You're lucky the movie didn't change genres right then and there. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile else where some guy is in a short film horror story.
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truly what on earth is going on with the background sfx going on at all times #monsterdon

"Look at that! That's a nice fuckin' turtle right there!"

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"Why don't you get rid of him?"

You mean my flying tortoise? Really?

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"...turn me over ... pleeeeasseee"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"We're friends, aren't we?"

I don't think the turtle's going to give you a very vociferous answer either which way, kid.

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Donatello? What are you doing here? And where are your swords? #monsterdon

so he's not growing any more? #monsterdon

@optiMSTie "Unusual Ship Wrecks and Multiple Organisms" has a better ring to it.

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Yet. He doesn't shoot fire yet. #monsterdon

@optiMSTie oho kindof a navy feel? #monsterdon

Yeah. There can't possibly be anymore giant monsters since the Giant Monster Council was disbanded. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

@Taweret Director's flexing with the big mood shift #monsterdon

how many magic turtles do you think there are around here, kid?

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official greeting of #monsterdon

Well, this movie's really come out of it's shell! --Dad #Monsterdon

@optiMSTie We're gonna need a bigger life preserver.

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Straight from baby turtle hijinks to brutal death at sea #monsterdon

Flying turtles are radical! Keroroabunga!
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Oh, gawd, he contained so much strawberry filling.

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just a horrifyng amount of blood in a scene immediately following a heart warming scene of baby turtle hijinks

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Meanwhile in another more grizzly movie... #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Meanwhile, in an open ocean horror movie #monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm Scream there. #Monsterdon

Jaws 5: We Couldn't Afford a Shark But Here's a Turtle

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the birds have become penguins
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(wounded person floating in ocean) oh right this is a monster movie #monsterdon

Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
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The last lifeguard was terrible.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

that.. uh... that is a lot of blood for a kid's movie

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"Why didn't you get rid of it?!"

"...You aren't seeing this flying turtle?"

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Your turtle just irradiated your scalp, kid, it's got nuclear thrusters. You're gonna be bald in six months. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, in a Jaws movie... #monsterdon

ow, he's scratching my BRAIN #monsterdon

"What are you going to do with it?"

Well, it can't trot...

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Whoa, a flying turtle! The edibles just kicked in!

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@optiMSTie Think of all the health code violations #monsterdon

honestly forgetting entirely about his turental responsibilities is entirely in character for an eight year old #monsterdon

Singed knife! Foreshadowing! #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Dracarys!

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"DO YOU LIKE TURTLES?"
"I LIKE TURDLES!"
Those are very unturtle like noises.
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OH GOD

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME WITH THE TURTLE IN THE WOK STUFF AND WITH THE KNIFE

I AM 30 OR 40 AND I CANNOT TAKE THIS

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I seriously do wonder if this was a visual inspiration for baby Yoda #monsterdon

Okay, sound effects by Hanna-Barbara, that's fine. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe because neither have threads, AND THEY SHOULD? #checksNotes #monsterdon

How'd he end up back at the restaurant? I looked away for only a second. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

jeeeeeezus this is some Mac and Me bullshit sound fx #monsterdon

"Can't you trot?". Kid fundamentally misunderstand tortoises.

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We just tapped into the "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG" part of an infomercial.

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@JenYetAgain at 26m or so I am getting pretty good sync with 2.5s offset on VLC from the torrent of this version https://archive.org/details/gamera-the-brave-dub #monsterdon

this mf has slide whistles your kaiju could never
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I'm half expecting this movie to turn into Kaiju Homeward Bound

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Oh no, this film's gonna get totally gnarly to the extreme, isn't it?

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brave kid rescued that truck from smol flying space turtl #Monsterdon

"Toto! You almost got isekaied by truck-kun. Next time fly."
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"Screw you guys, I'm raiding the beer taps." #Monsterdon

Would've liked to see that truck hit gamera and just completely wreck on him. Like the UNKLE Rabbit in your Headlights video #monsterdon

Oh hello, Hanna-Bareera Sound Library!

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either the dad has no sense of smell or baby Gamera is odourless #Monsterdon

do not strike baby gamera #monsterdon

"You stay. No following."
"But I'm Superman."
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gamera is full of meat! he is gonna cross the street! it's a really baaaad iiiii deaaaaaa! #monsterdon

Love the trible sound effects for the bouncing turtle. #Monsterdon

It Follows 2: This Time it's a Turtle #Monsterdon

R-R-R-RADICAL! #Monsterdon

HEY, GILLIGAN, CLEAR THE SHOT

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Glowing rock Boring.

Egg? Now that's interesting!

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Baby Gamera plush toy now available in Happy Bento meals.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

I'm sorry Baby Gamera has Baby Yoda beat, he's just too cute #monsterdon

@jonny The kung fu in this movie is strong? #monsterdon

Turtle's packed with midichlorians clearly #monsterdon

well. i guess that's one way of having two focuses in one shot
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@jonny You say that moments before the turtle starts flying around...

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serious stoner vibes from bandana dad #monsterdon

Gassy turtle go brrrrrrrr

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

the audio synchronization is off by like 2 full seconds in the internet archive version and it gives everything this very hallucinatory vibe #monsterdon

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL

or that specific one

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Less than 24 hours and you've already lost a Kaiju...

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STEEEE-RIKE TWO! #monsterdon

Up early with the vacuum.. Dad's putting in some effort. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

@msh No way, he's brave af #monsterdon

#monsterdon I want the whole movie just about this local noodle shop.

@optiMSTie That's not amoosing 🤓 #monsterdon

“wake up?” like I ain’t hear you vacuuming? #monsterdon