"Time to clean your room!"
"THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A FAN."

#monsterdon

we have smol gamera comedy hijinks

#monsterdon

the head bandana chores look #stylecrush #monsterdon

See if this was in English he'd know all he had to do is talk S-L-O-W and LOUD and the turtle would understand him. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Well, turtle, time to give you bovine growth hormone...

#monsterdon

"...my dad owns the restaurant, so I can't have pets."

"what happens to the pets?"

<awkward pause .. mimes chewing motion>

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

That outer shell of the shell looks like a cursed object.
Gee I wonder where all those red pearls came from... Oh well we will never find out.
#MONSTERDON

It even sounds like Baby Yoda. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Baby Yoda lookin ass #monsterdon

we now return to the all-nude middle-aged male beach volleyball championship on #monsterdon

cut it some slack kid it's only a smol turtl #Monsterdon

Where are the Reeses Pieces? #Monsterdon

HEY, TURTLE, CHECK OUT THIS PETRIFIED JELLO BLOB

#monsterdon

Weird looking red ashtray, kid.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

oh he kept the egg dais, i thought he left that behind
#MONSTERDON

We're getting like, Exposition Plus here. A full town history plus a total character background. Shit better blow up GOOD later :P #Monsterdon

it's kind of like a tightly curled-up comma #monsterdon

"She's not up in heaven, she's a pile of bones in this tomb."

I like this kid already.

#monsterdon

"let's have an extremely natural conversation about the provenance and value of these scarlet pearls" "yes, let's" #monsterdon

"...it's not difficult ... just _heart surgery_"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

So did the Gamera at the start lay the egg? Wss it a girl Gamera? Are Gamera asexual and all lay eggs? Are Gamera born pregnant?
LOOK AT HIM LITTLE SMILE!
#MONSTERDON

"You're so small and cute! You wouldn't ever rampage through Japan, would you?! You're just a little guy!"

#Monsterdon

okay so they're magic. you realize you're saying the pearls are magic, right?
#MONSTERDON

@ryan "Mysterious orbs" is what the boys are calling them now? #monsterdon

#TriviaFacts in the sequel they bring the bar patron back to voice the turtle #monsterdon

soooo do you or don’t you remember that exact pattern from an extremely traumatic event seared in your memory #monsterdon

What happened to the flashing thing after the egg hatched? Did it shut off? #monsterdon

"silly little thing" is a truly obscene epithet in the original japanese #monsterdon

goddamn this is a tough call

CUTER?! #monsterdon

smol Gamera :blobaww: #Monsterdon

It's the mark of Satan, kid. Of course it's cool. #Monsterdon

i do like how they're using a normal ass turtle as Gamera's actor
#MONSTERDON

I will keep him and hug him, and name him George!

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

It's a Baby Yoda Turtle egg. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

So the kid is now a pokemon trainer #monsterdon

hell yes. we’re finding and poking mysterious orbs #monsterdon

Maybe they were just trying to find out how "turtle" the boy wa... #StartsCallingCPS #monsterdon

Normally, that flashing rock would be a side quest, but here, I think we can be confident it's main plot. #monsterdon

Between stuff like this and what I've seen from old sentai shows, I wonder how many Japanese kids wish one or both parents would die so they can have a grand adventure and/or meet Spider-Man. #monsterdon

time for some Zelda-clamberin’ #monsterdon

oh this egg's fucked INSTANTLY
#MONSTERDON

that red flashy thing again...has anything good ever come from red flashy things? #Monsterdon

The pirates are using their signal lantern again I see #monsterdon

Don't go, it's The Others! #Monsterdon

a mystery egg perched atop an ominously glowing ancient stone? what could go wrong?

#Monsterdon

"S...E...N...D... T...U...R...T...L...E... W...A...X..." #Monsterdon

I'm so glad I took those swimming lessons at the Medical Waste Swimming Academy

#Monsterdon

@optiMSTie ok as usual i must be watching a completely different movie #monsterdon

♫ Sunny day... sweepin' the clouds away... ♫

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Where do I send my resume? #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure the father-son relationship does get started in one day, and that's the day you banged his mom. #monsterdon

It's not a family Gamera movie without a lot of booze! #Monsterdon

"We've hardly had time to talk with each other..."

... what with the giant turtle rampages, and all...

#monsterdon

now: to watch him read #monsterdon

Issssssssssssssssssss THIS your card???

#monsterdon

she's literally gaslight gatekeep girlbossing that manga
#MONSTERDON

@jonny *5 confused "HUH?!" at once*

#Monsterdon

the bar patron voice actor muttering "why do i always do this" really nailing the role #monsterdon

The cartoon pig needs to do the "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" thing from those paper towel ads.

#monsterdon

Now he's hallucinating? What was in that ocean water? #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

he's having vivid flashbacks of his dead mom, this guy is chosen by god to save the world for sure
#MONSTERDON

ah, the ol’ waving pig madeleine #monsterdon

He's not bored, he's dissociating #monsterdon

dad what are you putting in the rice today? #monsterdon

OKAY, WE GET IT, THERE'S A CARTOON PIG

let's move on

#monsterdon

oOOBEY the PIIIiiggy #Monsterdon

Fuck yeah! Sgt. Frog!
#MONSTERDON

atheist kid doesn't believe in depantsing rituals either #monsterdon

me when i hire one actor to voice three children in the same scene
#MONSTERDON

@optiMSTie

What did you want them to call it, Biohazard Beach?

#Monsterdon

"I SAID CUT IT OUT!"

Dave Coulier: Origins

#monsterdon

@moira About as common as "Mary-Kate" #monsterdon

Is it really childhood if you're not having traumatic experiences at the beach? #Monsterdon

Love TV news in movies, just "they're shutting down the giant monster task force. Meanwhile, a missing ship has been found with unexplainable damage." #monsterdon

I don't WANT to play kancho! #ThenAgainWhoDoes #monsterdon

Meanwhile at Medical Waste Beach...

#monsterdon

How common exactly is the name "ashley" in japan anyway? #monsterdon #dub

lol at the guy cooking on a clearly off burner
#MONSTERDON

is that what they call a tv in this tourist trap? #monsterdon

@JenYetAgain holy shit i missed exactly four minutes and is this just going to be a slice of life feel good movie from now on #monsterdon

Oh man "Giant Monster Council" Dream Gig. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"Lots of things are wrong, but that isn't important right now."

#Monsterdon

sudden swerve of #monsterdon into a Great Gatsby adaptation

I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE OPEN

#monsterdon

This is what happens when a boy doesn't have a pet turtle. #Monsterdon

That light ... it's morse code ... it says ... drink more Ovaltine?

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Not the most cheerful of starts. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

#monsterdon remember to water your dead relatives frequently, so they grow strong!

And now the coming of age tale of a little boy trying to take of another boy's pants... Errr.
#MONSTERDON

And the hooooooooome of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... oh.

#monsterdon

kid's an atheist, give him some space #monsterdon

I... don't need to hear that.
#boundariesGoals #monsterdon

@pinkosock This is The Way. #monsterdon

who gave this kid reddit
#MONSTERDON

@moira Is he Michael Corleone? #monsterdon

back in the business of.... #monsterdon

Now begins the long wait to see a monster again. #Monsterdon

okay there's a dead mom so that's a confirmed protagonist
#MONSTERDON

I picked the dub and it sounds like I chose poorly. #monsterdon

He sacrificed himself for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

We're safe!

*roll credits*

#Monsterdon