@trixter he is! much round, very smoothing #monsterdon

...at this point in his development, is Gamera basically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

#Monsterdon

Why do these suit guys get the dramatic music? #monsterdon

Kid, my name is Gamura.
#monsterdon

Gamer could’ve been useful a few minutes ago. #monsterdon

turtl bigger than a K-Car but still a nice Reliant automobile #Monsterdon

"...I mean, if we don't have fireballs it can't be Gamera right?"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

He's still such a good round turtle child #monsterdon

Look out Toru for the Kaiju-Fu!

#Monsterdon #gamerathebrave

I kinda thought his first battle would be against one of the Gyaos, but okay #monsterdon

so the stone is gamera's evolution stone that he needs for his final form, right?

#monsterdon

I mean, it's structural damage that this community will never be able to come back from, BUT IT'S SO ADORABLE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE :D

#monsterdon

"Shit did I leave the gas on?" - gamera #monsterdon

A literal ankle-biter! I take it back, I love Gamera now. #Monsterdon

Baby Gamera looks to be fighting out of his weight class here. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

KAIJU FIGHT KAIJU FIGHT

#Monsterdon

I do really like the enemy design here very much. #monsterdon

midboss gamera evolution #monsterdon

Saved by a bug-eyed teenage turtle. Never gonna live that one down. #Monsterdon

OH MY FREAKING GAWD IT'S A REALLY BIG BABBY GAMERA AND IT'S SO ADORABLE WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING

#monsterdon

Bet they're wishin' there was still a Giant Monster Council about now. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Uh oh ..... John "Turtle" Wick is on the scene. You ate his dog, and now he's pisssssed.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

That's not a bird
#MONSTERDON

Bill Murray voice: "It's *A* bang up work. It's not *THE* bang up work."

#monsterdon

The kid was not actually crushed by the rubble. He was just sitting there.

#monsterdon

@optiMSTie #RaisesHandSlowly ...#LowersHandSlowly #monsterdon

This movie is very aware of the ephemerality of life #monsterdon

Wonder what all the commotion is about? Oh just a normal evacuation. Must be an earthquake.
...
OH SHIT IT'S GODZILLA!!
#MONSTERDON

i like this monster. the size of his head gives him a muppet vibe.

...apart from the eating humans alive part #monsterdon

that's kind of a scary monster for a kids movie, ngl

#monsterdon

Disbanding the Giant Monster board now has some real disbanding the pandemic response team energy #monsterdon

So that's where they got the idea for the T-Rex eating the lawyer in Jurassic Park.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Damn, Mai, this can't be auspicious the day you're having a delicate operation #monsterdon

"MMM, POPCORN SHRIMPS!" #Monsterdon

Rita made her monster grow!

#monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Well that's some fuckin casualties #monsterdon

It's like Godzilla, but with extra bits.

#monsterdon

did that kaiju just straight up eat someone? in front of kids?

damn, kids movie. like, damn

#monsterdon

Gamera can't fight that, it's not a bird at all! #monsterdon

That man has the look of a guy who's clearly too tired for all of this.

#monsterdon

if anyone found him we'd hear something

(air raid siren goes off)

#Monsterdon

crank up your speakers it's footsteps.wav #monsterdon

and yeah sudddenly we're in a kaiju flick again wow #monsterdon

It's Nerf or nothing.
#MONSTERDON

Aaaaah, Japanese people running in the streets. NOW it's a monster movie :D :D :D #Monsterdon

"If someone found him, we would have heard about it."

*SIREN IS SPOOLING LOUDER*

#Monsterdon

inarticulateMurmuringWithClankingSilverware.mp3 played at the same volume as the dialogue but panned 100% to the left to let me know i'm in a bar #monsterdon

I need a "A BANG UP WORK" shirt

#Monsterdon

No matter how full of myself I get, I will never be so bold as to wear a "BANG UP WORK" shirt.

That's just too self-congratulatory.

#monsterdon

Guys, the sirens? You wanna... Oh never mind. #Monsterdon

In retrospect, it’s clear that he’s just a regular run of the mill NON-gamera flying rapidly growing turtle #monsterdon

Make that chicken fried shark, right? #monsterdon

@Louisa "Gameras gone, I've heard he's driifted off to seaaaa...🎶" #WrongSong #monsterdon

I can't tell if this is a dream or a memory, and there's a flying turtle in it..

Oh. A dream.

#Monsterdon

toto makes good time when he wants to, guess he really could learn to trot #monsterdon

@Taweret Let that be a lesson to you - always provide a tl;dr #monsterdon

"I called him but he ignored me" I've had dates like that. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Forget it, kid. Gamera's life, his love and his lady is the sea

#Monsterdon

He's like a little baby Yoda with the fate of the world resting on his tiny shell.
#MONSTERDON

He’s a turtle, he doesn’t talk. #monsterdon

♫ Ooooh... I hear kaiju in the rain... ♫

#monsterdon

"when i talked to him, he looked past me"

he's a turtle kid. they are rarely super keyed in when you talk to them

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow we really wanted to capture the emotional core of the turtle's uncertainty so we just let him wander around on the keys for a bit #monsterdon

he flew away, kid. no more salmonella. #monsterdon

@Taweret I think he won't keep on looking cute once his giant fangs sprout #monsterdon

And now the haunting "Toto" theme. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

“well, kid, I don’t know what to tell ya. you caught me. I’m a gamera, okay? I admit it!” #monsterdon

"...what's wrong Toto?"

"grow fast as I have, and see if you ache do not .. hmmm"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

It's only a GENERAL hospital.

It's not very specific.

#monsterdon

he can't have gotten far, he's a turt- oh yeah, he flies. nevermind

#monsterdon

@msh We have passed the Ottoman Threshold. Code Ottoman!

#Monsterdon

the art movie sporadic violin soundtrack back to back with this baby yoda ass turtle is a vibe salad and a half #monsterdon

"oh no honey, you're gonna be fine ☺️. i made you this psychic kaiju piloting gear to prove it ☺️."
#MONSTERDON

@strangefour Since he doesn't appear to be feeding him probably food #monsterdon

"...a life saving jacket was found .... but apparently didn't actually work"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

toto turtl won't get too big just as big as a chesterfield or an ottoman #Monsterdon

"The greatest Toto Duo" Kid's going to break into "Africa" any second. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"Gamera. Who's your mama?"
Did mama explode?
#MONSTERDON

i'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at heath row, okay? #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in Jaws IV not far away... #Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Oh, I’m following the #monsterdon tag (cute baby turtle screen grabs!) but I’ve never seen a Gamera movie unriffed.

Toto, how come you're a puppet now?

#monsterdon

@Taweret What are the chances it confers telepathic powers or anything? #monsterdon

"...you can have my red ashtray"

"you know I'm having heart surgery tomorrow, right?

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"Toto, where's your mother anyway?"

Uh, kid, turtle mothers don't really stick around.

#monsterdon

“I’ve been using it as an ashtray! I hope that’s okay!” #monsterdon

IT'S LIKE BABY YODA ON STEROIDS

#monsterdon

we are now at 4s offset at 35m, which is 1.5s more than it was 10 minutes ago at last adjustment, shaping up for a 13s total offset by the end of the movie. might want to start the torrent now and switch over if u are streaming (idk if their web player has sync adjustment) #monsterdon #syncForecasting #LocalNewsVoice

Those giant baby eyes 😭 😭 😭 #monsterdon

i found this mysteriously glowing ancient stone with ominous symbols on it. it will bring you luck!

#monsterdon

Kid, don’t even kaiju once. #monsterdon

@optiMSTie
Japanese Claire's
#monsterdon

"Take this weird red thing. It will .. I don't know, just take it."

#Monsterdon

@strangefour Is that an animatronic? I doubt it's a real turtle actor in this scene #monsterdon

Catbus will look over her, I'm sure of it #monsterdon

It's like the store of a thousand tchotchkes...

#monsterdon

I sure hope there's no monster attack during this girl's routine surgery.

#monsterdon

"Hey, where are you going this early?"

Going to pawn everything you own. Catch ya later.

#monsterdon

The turtle is on his back. Why aren't you flipping him over?
#MONSTERDON