"Remember when I said Toto's an adult and won't grow any more? Forget I ever said that" #monsterdon

After all these years, can’t they build a kaiju proof building? Where is all the research money going to, ominous Red lighting? #monsterdon

Ah, late-teen Gamera. He's shaving now! :D #Monsterdon

Subliminal advertising! I'm suddenly hungry for LOCUST right now.

#monsterdon

hey, gamera has green eyes like me :D #monsterdon

I'm so happy the weird little junior govt guy survived #monsterdon

Toto's evolved! #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

i don't think it's protocol to announce "chaos is expected"
#MONSTERDON

QUICK

MUST SAFEGUARD MY GLOWING PLAY-DOH ROCK

#monsterdon

"Prepare the injection."
Wait what? Are they giving Gamera steroids?
#MONSTERDON

chaos is expected in the area...please take appropriate precautions #Monsterdon

Wow Big G is really big...but those googly eyes.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

It's amazing anyone continues to want to live in Japan at this rate #monsterdon

@trixter Aww he looks all warm and happy.
#MONSTERDON

I just don't think I have it in me to just be milling around and taking it easy in the midst of A GIANT MONSTER RAMPAGE

#monsterdon

"chaos is expected in the area" #monsterdon

"Evacuate!"

Thanks, professor.

#monsterdon

cloudy with a chance of chaos #monsterdon

Monster has been seen heading up North.

(This is common for kaiju at this time of year)

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

oh you’re gonna come to MY rehab facility while I’M napping? #monsterdon

everything else about the secret kaiju society aside, they must have some fucking _epic_-level phlebotomists #monsterdon

kaiju veterinarian #monsterdon

You'd THINK that Giant Monster University would have an architectural design to prepare for that very thing...

#monsterdon

"Heeeeeeere's Kaiju!" #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Zedus is so rude #monsterdon

"We need 10-12 ten year old kids in here yelling 'I love you Gamera' STAT!" #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Think he's a little closer than the harbor, guys. #Monsterdon

What the turt doin

#Monsterdon

the same ominous horn track played offset in my left and right headphones along with a third unrelated orchestral track right now, we are in art film disorientation territory #monsterdon

I love life size Gamera prop on a trailer. I want to pet him and tell him it's going to be alright.
#MONSTERDON

this really seems like an issue between the kaiju. we should just let them sort it out among themselves

#monsterdon

"...how's the pulse rate?"

<touches Gamera's nose>

"ummm, Frank, that's not where his heart is"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"Just go straight that way to exit number fifteen" Where is this train station, New Jersey? #monsterdon

"and when I say 'red stone' I'm referring to one of these" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PGM-11_Redstone #monsterdon

Are these kids about to board the Apollo rocket? Slow-mo striding out like that. #Monsterdon

"Line reopened after damage in a monster attack" So... Thursday in Japan. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"AAAH MY FACE!!"
K.O.!
#MONSTERDON

@Zerofactorial #SubliminallyWhispers "I fought the raaains down in aaafrrricaaa" #monsterdon

"Maya's operation was successful."

"REALLY!?!"

Good confidence there, kid.

#monsterdon

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're doing a slow-motion power walk! ABOUT DAMN TIME.

#monsterdon

A-Team theme song needs to be playing.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Gonna give that stone to Eevee instead so I can get Turtleon. #monsterdon

SHOYUREPPA! HADOUKEN!
#MONSTERDON

kid is a hard nominalist off that anti-platonic realness. "toto is toto" #monsterdon

believe in something like this kid believes in his gamera not being a gamera #monsterdon

and that message is "drink more ovaltine" #monsterdon

Any minute now Toto's going to be laying eggs of their own #monsterdon

O_O
#MONSTERDON

I'll bet Professor Umami makes the best snacks.

##monsterdon

i TOLD you it was his evolution stone

#monsterdon

brb i have to go home to get my "A marginally acceptable work" shirt to deal with these new situations.

#monsterdon

you can actually keep a kaiju sedated with sufficient doses of red, not many know this
#MONSTERDON

@ryan What if we built thus wooden badger?! #thump #monsterdon

sleep, drink themselves into unconsciousness, potato po-TA-to #monsterdon

Zedus may not be very br--- oh he's climbing.
HE HAS A SWORD TONGUE!?
#MONSTERDON

well definitely nothing is going to go wrong with any of this #monsterdon

They're experimenting with flavors of Hi-C that they do not fully understand...

#monsterdon

@trixter I bet they've got a whole room full of 10 year old kids somewhere specifically for that purpose. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Kool Aid dude is gonna burst through that wall at any moment.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Huh. These shots look good and wonky at the same time.
#MONSTERDON

Oh good they remembered to give him a heat lamp, very important for reptiles. #monsterdon

I thought Gamera was bigger and tougher. My Toto's a weiner.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"Zedus will come back now that it's gotten a taste for human flesh"

this kid's movie is fucking hardcore

#monsterdon

"wasn't gamera much bigger though?" kid, your toto was smaller than the palm of your hand when you found him like 4 days ago #monsterdon

mai looking at the glowing rock, like, ‘do i stick my face in there?’ #monsterdon

If there was a drinking game for this movie where you had to drink every time someone said "Toto"? You'd DIE. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"TOTORO! TOTORO!"

Wait.. wrong movie.

#Monsterdon

"...the number of casualties increases at each count ..... soooooo ... we're gonna stop counting."

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

WE HAVE FIREBALL! #monsterdon

"Kid, I'm a little tied up at the moment... Ha, I'm drugged out of my mind and I'm still hilarious!" #Monsterdon

damn she ain't even bring the bracelet
#MONSTERDON

"By 'go' do you mean I'm about to be operated on, or about to be discharged from this place?" - Mai #monsterdon

somber gamera parade #monsterdon

Just shove that guy over about six feet to get a good view, yeah.

#monsterdon

@strangefour He's also kind of a big jerk. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

guess I’ll just leave my ancient glowing artifact here #monsterdon

I love Zedus. He's a very basic Godzilla igunana. But it manages to look like the evilest giant lizard he can be.
#MONSTERDON

In Japan, bad things always happen on a bridge. #monsterdon

toto's superpowers are flying fireballs and overwhelming cuteness #Monsterdon

I do not endorse holding the mysterious glowing rock THAT CLOSE TO YOUR FACE.

#monsterdon

eat it

eat the rock

you know you want to eat it

EAT IT

it will give you powers

#monsterdon

do you eat ass like that dot jpg
#MONSTERDON

Don't drink from the glowing red cup!

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Wow! This enemy kaiju isn't just bad.. he's kind of specifically an a**hole. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

I shall dub thee Gamera Tonguerider! #monsterdon

This version of Gamera is adorable, but it's also THIS close to being that hideous alien monster thing from TerrorVision.

#monsterdon

Cheeky little sod. The ol' whiplash tongue-ride maneuver. #Monsterdon

But the professor still on Gilligans island. #monsterdon

This reptile thing is all kinds of messed up #monsterdon

NOT A GIANT FRUIT ROLL UP, NOOOOOOOOOOO

#monsterdon

The friend of all children!
As a widdle baby.
#MONSTERDON

evil reptile doing the dog carrying too big of a stick move stuck on the bridge #monsterdon

"...traffic copter traffic report ... back up on the bridge, might be increased delays."

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

[gamera prepares his signature “I’m gamera” attack]
kid: first of all, that’s NOT gamera #monsterdon

Gamera! Use your sonic get-bigger powers! #monsterdon

And this is precisely the stuff that happens on *MY* commute, too.

#monsterdon

" NO SIGN of fireballs!"

#monsterdon

Oh shit.
Teeth.
Blood.
#MONSTERDON

Shout out to the VA for this political clerk, he's putting in far more work than this movie deserves. #Monsterdon

wet crunching noises #monsterdon