@jonny guys! A little help? here? #monsterdon

The score shifts in this movie are wild.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

my partner keeps asking questions and i just go “Gamera is a friend of all children! Obviously!” #monsterdon

Aaaaand all the kids are radioactive now #monsterdon

Charles Dickens voice: "A bang up work... *everyone.* "

#monsterdon

I feel for this dad, but he really is the most ineffectual father since the guy in Manos. #Monsterdon

GAMERA LODGED IN THE BUILDING I CANT HANDLE IT #monsterdon

Zedus is hurting the baby! He's so evil.
But he still looks so cool and edgy.
#MONSTERDON

@maddiefuzz
Very little life experience no matter what size. Give him a break!

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

@moira Good union. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

oh this one has played rampage before, they know what’s up #monsterdon

Missed opportunity to use Chariots of Fire music here.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

That's Gamera-ese for "I'm okay, I just got the wind knocked outta me."

#monsterdon

And with the ceremonial relay complete, The Gamura Games can begin!
#monsterdon

"we got lost. and also... there was a kaiju battle going on"

#monsterdon

There's a disturbing lack of toy planes blowing up in this flick. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

@funkula Well, at least they're incompetent #monsterdon

"You wanna fly? THEN FLY!"

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, Biggs and Wedge are lost in suburbia #Monsterdon

god i know kid, japanese addressing is a nightmare #monsterdon

Total pro wrestling move there. #monsterdon

OH OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE

that's like me getting caught in a sticker bush, owie owie owie

#monsterdon

@Taweret
...without one of those flags they use to go get groceries on their own.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

smash cut to gamera bonk #monsterdon

Gamera, to whom all children are friends
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these kids would have a stellar career in the NFL #Monsterdon

i am fucking here for the network of kids intuitively relaying the glowing stone against the angelic choir this is one of the best scenes in any movie #monsterdon

It's the 500 meter creepy crystal relay, under 15 division. #Monsterdon

there’s just too many kids who innately want to take a glowing red artifact to a kaiju! you can’t stop them all! #monsterdon

Does the rock have a smart speaker to tell the bearer where to go? #monsterdon

It's 2006, these kids absolutely understand what an evolution stone is and they are ON IT. #monsterdon

come on, that girl is like FOUR

#monsterdon

Red Rover! Red Rover! Send Gamera over!

#monsterdon

kid in yellow shirt misses the opportunity for the de-arrest #monsterdon

"...and that's how the Glowing Raspberry game was made"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Fuck the police #monsterdon

it's the first annual children's gamera relay race! #monsterdon

why does the cop have a light saber? #monsterdon

let's just send a series of small children into the middle of the kaiju battle. why not

#monsterdon

That kid with the rock has a severe case of Malcolm in the Middle hair.

#monsterdon

"...For Frodo! ... I mean Toto!"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"Toto's a little baby turt. I know this because he's young! Nothing will ever change my opinion about this unassailable fact."

#Monsterdon

nobody mind the unaccompanied child running towards the thing everyone is running away from #monsterdon

Baby looks so determined.
#MONSTERDON

SHE'S AT THE 50 YARD LINE, SHE'S AT THE 40, SHE'S AT THE 30, SHE COULD WIN THIS SUPER BOWL SINGLEHANDEDLY

#monsterdon

this is a pretty big deal for a young girl's first errand, definitely hard mode #monsterdon

I know this little girl is gonna help, but what if she was Zedus's familiar. How awesome would that be #monsterdon

@moira catbus communication protocol must be very flexible! #Monsterdon

Kid.NET! GO! #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

@RobynGoodfellow Now all the government can say is "if you are experiencing Unusual Organisms consult your doctor" #monsterdon

Toto's growth spurts remind me of old sitcoms where a baby is born then over the summer hiatus it is suddenly becomes a cute six year old in order to boost ratings and it's fantastic #Monsterdon

catbus where are you? CATBUS? Someone has to take this rock to gamera! #monsterdon

um, please do not send the kindergarten girl into the middle of the kaiju fight

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe also when off-gamera, and no I don't know what that means! 👀 #monsterdon

"it's toto dad, not in the sense that i am disagreeing with your assertion that he is in the category 'gamera,' but in the sense that abstract universals do not in themselves exist and the pursuit of categories is an artifact of heuristics in human cognition imposed on a disordered reality where each individual is utterly unique and knowable only by its name" #monsterdon

She keeps muttering about a glowing red stone. We'd better call her neighbor to find out what stone she's talking about.

#monsterdon

OK that tail whip and stumble into a building was pure slapstick #monsterdon

It's disturbing watching the giant monsters fight, but at least I can find warmth and comfort in my radioactive rock...

#monsterdon

Well at least they picked a nice warm day to evacuate the patients from the hospital #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Probably part of disbanding the Giant Monster Council. That and cutbacks yaknow. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

wasn’t expecting this much of a “passion of the gamera” angle from this week’s #monsterdon

@Taweret Sometimes you're just having one of those days tho #monsterdon

This kid runs like thirty miles an hour, but only when he's off-camera. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero requiring years of extra study & practical clinical experience (plus a little luck) #Monsterdon

okay, gamera, i know you're frustrated but there was really no reason to push that building over

#monsterdon

I feel like we should be seeing their health meters onscreen...

#monsterdon

Holy Crap Dad! -1000000 Dad points. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

oops gives your kaiju stigmata
#MONSTERDON

I need more backstory on Zedus to be fully committed.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"He is fighting so that you can go on living!" 😭 #monsterdon

♫ Gamera... we both found what we were looking foooooooooooor... ♫

#monsterdon

Dad should get stepped on #monsterdon

Slap And THAT'S for raising a Kaiju in our house!

#monsterdon

good choice by the foley artist to mix in the scream from that "you fricking fricks" youtube kid for gamera's cry when he gets stigmata'd #monsterdon

This is a coming-of-age film where the kid discovers that his Toto is Gamera. That's how it works in Japan.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Hey man, child abuse just ain't cool #monsterdon

DAD WHAT THE FUCK #monsterdon

Oh JEEZ stigmata Gamera did not see that one coming D: #Monsterdon

That scream is real great in my headphones, thanks Gamura.

#monsterdon

I wish that was me fr fr
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@moira It's good to find something in common.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

Welp, stuff ain't gonna loot itself.

#monsterdon

@apLundell ..I feel like I've seen this toot before, and I probably have.

It probably wasn't even for this movie, either.

#Monsterdon

poor gamera didn't have time for a training montage, no wonder he's getting his ass kicked #monsterdon

Where're the ineffectual military forces now that they're needed? #monsterdon

watch out kids, the subway's filled with ghouls and they don't take likely to vault-dwellers #monsterdon

He's a 30 story high jerk kaiju and he STILL needs a threat display? What an a**hole. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Don't distract him kid, he's busy #monsterdon

"Toto!"

"Kid, I'm kinda busy here."
#monsterdon

@Taweret Every day of my life tbh #monsterdon

ah shit, that must mean it’s one of them acid spitting kaiju #monsterdon

This is just a parking lot fight at a furry convention.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, keep honking your horns. That'll help.

#monsterdon

OH CRAP, THIS IS HOW IT KILLED NEWMAN IN JURASSIC PARK

#monsterdon

OH SHIT FRILL #monsterdon

toto still with the cutest wiw doe eyes rampaging at 6 stories tall #monsterdon

I love how kelpy Zedus is. #monsterdon

Let's run towards the giant monsters! #monsterdon

Toto digivolve to... GAMERA!
#MONSTERDON

there is a 40% chance of chaos in the area today with a low of 80 degrees and a high of 96 degrees

#monsterdon