"I... will... be... right.... here..."

Spielberg, phone copyright infringement lawyers!

#monsterdon

This is just like the end of Newsies, when all the newsies gather together to form a union to protect Gamera

#Monsterdon

I'm cruishing your head #monsterdon

Awwww, I do that finger pet with my one cat who won't let me touch her. #monsterdon

"shit. how drunk was I last night? what did I do? fuck" - Gamera, probably #monsterdon

You're about to get Village of the Damned if you're not careful dude. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"ok kid, you've convinced me. I won't swallow the stone and explode."

Throws stone in his mouth

#monsterdon

"Look, it's a psychic rock thing. They're Borg now." #Monsterdon

Dad finally doing something correct for once. #monsterdon

"Secure Gamera!"

Uh, yeah, get the giant turtle bowl and top it with Reynolds Wrap.

[rolls eyes so hard, I can see optic nerves]

#monsterdon

Cue "Hands Across America" #monsterdon

Toto's all right, but the movie should really be titled "A Bunch of Little Kids the Brave" #monsterdon

Nice finishing move! Top Marks! #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Ginormous fiery nuclear kick-ass turtle kaiju but it still looks like a little squirtle it's mind bending #Monsterdon

@optiMSTie
...or melt

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

toto just as surprised as everyone else #monsterdon

ohhhh we should have been blowing the OTHER kaiju up this whole time #monsterdon

toto sleeby #monsterdon

FATALITY! #monsterdon

Lmfao just demolishing the zedus suit with pyro for the finale. Amazing #monsterdon

you can't be here, we gotta shoot the kaijus! with guns!
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret I guess that's it for Nagoya #monsterdon

MICHAEL BAY'D

#monsterdon

now _that_ is a proper _hadoken!_ #monsterdon

@Taweret he's wearing that tongue like a sash #monsterdon

"...wait, is that a fireball?"

"Well, hell, that _is_ Gamera!"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

@RobynGoodfellow
You can tell it was made after the big writer's strike settlement.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

@apLundell At least it's not the Kirin beer this time. #monsterdon

HE JUST RIPPED THE DELICIOUS FRUIT FILLING RIGHT OUTTA HIM

#monsterdon

Huh, he still has the big eyes. I thought sure the stone would get him to full adulthood and he'd look more like classic gamera #monsterdon

so gamera just ripped Zedus tongue out and then exploded him. damn, this kids movie is hardcore

#monsterdon

Toto is NOT a suicide bomber, I tell you #monsterdon

Oh, come on, you're the military in a kaiju film.

You might as well go home and play Monopoly or something.

#monsterdon

Look, if the kid's determined to get himself killed, just let him do it. #monsterdon

Oh no! Not the Coca-cola plant!

#monsterdon

Geeze. Tongue on the first date. What an a**hole. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Coca-Cola paid handsomely to be placed in the "Gamera gets his jugular bitten open" scene

#Monsterdon

If I had a nickel for every time I'd been surprised by flying attack landed by a multi-ton lizard... I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #Monsterdon

Ahhhh, the ol' self-destruct thorax trick.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

you can tell I’ve watched a bunch of gamera movies because this is all extremely Normal to me #monsterdon

gamera no longer grumpy old man kaiju

gamera now grumpy _young_ man kaiju

#monsterdon

@funkula Oh bother. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

I wish that was me fr fr
#MONSTERDON

FINISH HIM #monsterdon

[as Gamera goes mad with power and subjects Japan to his monstrous rage]

"Well... THAT was a bad idea."

#monsterdon

An hour 25 min in and now we have a Gamera movie. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

Could we have a few more billboard ads in the background please? #monsterdon

So basically the red stone was congealed Red Bull #monsterdon

"you guys did all that to bring me a rock? Christ. Next time I'm going to be friend to all adults."

#monsterdon

SPACE TURT SPACE TURT

#Monsterdon

Is that the Star Trek: TNG theme? #monsterdon

Godzilla lizard sitting there like, "...What the actual fuck?" #Monsterdon

Oh they do manage to make these streets look fucked up with the set dressing.
#MONSTERDON

When this turtle reaches 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious stuff!

#monsterdon

@pinkosock #monsterdong #monsterdon

“alright, well, I didn’t understand any of that, I’m a kaiju and I got my stone” #monsterdon

oooooh that's the key to starting the fusion reactor and hyperdrive! #monsterdon

nice speech kid i am actively being speared in the ass as we speak
#MONSTERDON

DAMN IT, KID, I'M ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES oh shit

#monsterdon

A we going to have a relay race with a magic rock?
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret There's definitely an OSHA violation in there somewhere. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

"...I'm getting spanked, kid! Stone, now!"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

"If I give this to you, you have to give me your Doritos. Them's the rules."

#monsterdon

We have ignition! #monsterdon

Oh! You're teaching Gamera about the power of love *and* cool stones!

#Monsterdon

"Kid, that Zedus climbs up here, we're both gonna die, so what's your call?" #monsterdon

He's already died once, kid, what's the BFD? #monsterdon

@sean It's like someone set Pandora to "International Mix" and went to town. #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

LOOK, JUST LET ME GET A QUICK NAP IN, OKAY, I'M REALLY REALLY TIRED

#monsterdon

I started almost 10 minutes early and I am still behind. Damn my love of getting just the right screen shot.
And needing to get up to get a drink.
#MONSTERDON

Kid, I'm sure you're having some big feelings about this, but your buddy has been repeatedly stabbed and could use that psychic power stone kinda Post Haste here. #Monsterdon

Teach the Kaiju about the power of cool stones, or love, or something.

#Monsterdon

Gotta give a speech before handing over the stone. #monsterdon

damn, gamera is cute tho

#monsterdon

"...hey Toto, you want this stone?"

"Oh, I dunno. I'm wedged in a building with my turtle butt hanging out. What do you think?"

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

You think other Kaiju are like "Yeah that's Brent. Don't ask him about his tongue thing or he'll never shut up about it" #monsterdon #gamerathebrave

@Taweret this is a typical character building exercise for Japanese children tho #Monsterdon

@apLundell gamera butt? #monsterdon

I can't get over how cute those eyes are!!!

#monsterdon

“i thought i told you to go to the refuge!” nobody listens to toru’s dad #monsterdon

Turtle butt.

#monsterdon

I feel ya, kid. That's a lotta stairs to climb.

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

@jonny Best seen in all of kaiju monster movies

#Monsterdon #GameraTheBrave

@Taweret They're the only first responders available I guess #monsterdon

(I'm probably way far behind everyone else)

holy shit baby Gamera was almost isekai'd by truck-kun!

#monsterdon

Real story though I have acrophobia and I absolutely can't watch this part of Cloverfield #monsterdon

Just realized what gamera's ass hanging out the side of the building was evoking for me: Winnie the pooh #monsterdon

"Welp, stairs are blocked, oh well. Did what we could. Let's go home." #Monsterdon

DUDES NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN #monsterdon #monsterdong

"it may give him the power to blow himself up"
"he would never do that, he would never blow himself up"
"ok."
i have no idea what is going on in this movie #monsterdon

maybe dad could do it himself. i dunno, just spitballing
#MONSTERDON

maybe don't take your child into the building that one kaiju has crashed into and another kaiju is currently climbing idk

#monsterdon

Advertising executive: "Okay, I like the idea of the giant turtle, but honestly, our Petland Discounts commercial is going way over-budget, and it only needs to be 30 seconds long."

#monsterdon

I gotta say: these are some bizarre musical choices #monsterdon

Oh. Didn't see that slap coming... but I get it. Your own child running towards a giant monster fight makes you unreasonable.
I blame Gundam.
#MONSTERDON

cue ghostbusters-climbing-the-stairwell rif... _now_ #monsterdon

Gamera/Toto lodged in the side of a skyscraper's giving me all sorts of unpleasant 9-11 vibes #monsterdon

You're all clear kid, let's evolve this gamera and go home #monsterdon

Kid, I appreciate the effort, but this is just a rock. Maybe go to a pet store and get some turtle food?

#monsterdon

kids these days only read their ticks tocks not their maps
#MONSTERDON