Gamera reboot 2024: video clip of Gamera enjoying a backscratch with a giant toothbrush set to twee video game music goes viral #monsterdon

@blue Well squids do #monsterdon

Goodbye Dragonzor.....I mean Gamera!

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And hot sauces all over the world suddenly became mild.

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@Taweret@octodon.social I expect Gyaos is going to welch on the debt. She's never going to be able to get a mortgage at this rate

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Ok... Gamera has a dual rocket butt. I'm cool with that. How does Gyaos do that launch? The power of pure hate?

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#Monsterdon Nasty Not-bird eating habits remind me of Dragonslayer. (High praise from me.)

oo, boom! 👏👏👏
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nailed the gas plant/refinery, though. #monsterdon

🎵 Big ol' jet Gamera
Don't carry me too far away

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@amyfou @Taweret yeah i like the cape effect when they do that! #monsterdon

Some Gyaos just want to watch the world burn.

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...Hold up. SHELL gasoline. Gamera is a turtle. Is *THAT* why they're here? #Monsterdon

Someone is rightfully extremely proud of how that refinery prop blowed up. It blowed up GREAT. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

“Dammit, daughter, stop getting injured through your psychic bond! Can’t you see how upset it makes me?” #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Kaiju in SPAAAAACE

gotta go back and clip all the times gamera has #fallen to the #ground like a #stone #monsterdon

My mom as Gamera pluges into the sea and explodes: "Turtle soup?"
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God dammit Gamera! Your little stunt out there cost us a fortune. The mayor is up my ass! #Monsterdon

Explosions are stored in the Balls #monsterdon

now _that_ is quality explosion

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#monsterdon "SU PER MAN" - Gamera

That is some classic Kaiju diorama model smashing going on :JustRight:

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we've already katamari damacy-ed tokyo, time to take this to planet levels. #monsterdon

that looked expensive #monsterdon

@TerryHancock Just make it turtles all the way down

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although I guess they all belch laser beams, my criticism may be arbitrary #monsterdon

And that, everyone, is how you do a proper _orbital suplex_

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#Monsterdon Only one pair of chromosomes?

Biology has left the building.

You can tell they really love each other.

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aw dang, SPACE! that re-entry's gonna burn. #monsterdon

gyaos has a laser ass?
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have we ever answered the question of why an organic lifeform has jet propulsion? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gamera does love some fried chicken....

Everyone is gonna be real sick of scrambled eggs by the end of the week.
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The final kaiju showdown fight scene is, as usual, the point where I start to zone out and miss bits of the action if I wasn't already. #monsterdon

It takes a *really* dynamic and interesting fight scene to hold my attention in movies in general

#Monsterdon This is the oddest bullfight.

Talk to me goose! #Monsterdon

@aprilfollies In Japan, gyro lasers you

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ORBITAL TURTLE SUPLEX!?!? #Monsterdon

what are gamera's behaviors so far that indicate that she is a friend to the children? or where does that come from? bc like the daughter can talk to her over the stone or something, but idk i would call the most salient feature of gamera "being a big jet turtle" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now here comes the part where a young shamaness establishes astral communication with a monster. If I had a nickel, etc.

Where's the Kenny Loggins music??? #monsterdon

honestly, same, gyaos, every monday morning. #monsterdon

[SWORD]

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The rocket equation raises some issues here. Could increase realism with staged turtles... 🤔

I too wanna retract my limbs and shoot white hot gasses outta my limb holes. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

f-ing BUILDING.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these explosions in a power rangers episode....

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Gamera had a switchblade hidden on him. #Monsterdon

gamera used - hidden blade

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Why didn't you LEAD with the elbow spines, Gamera? Don't hold your best weapons out for if things get tricky. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

I'm really curious what The Ancient's design process was when creating Gamera. Like, did they sit down and go, "Okay, so, obviously it's gotta be a turtle."? #Monsterdon

oh shit, Gamera's got a knife #monsterdon

WWE - Tokyo style.

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Oh! Asagi bladed. This rasslin` match is getting serious.
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@strangefour they are top effort! #monsterdon #TinyModelCities

the rubber battle is going well. #monsterdon

Did our building have #kaiju insurance?
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oooh the slapping attack, such disrespect!

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@strangefour Like damn some of the apartments even have laundry hanging out to dry #monsterdon

Gamera is the avatar of the power of friendship <3

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Gamera knows how to make an entrance
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@trixter i feel seen #monsterdon

Kick his ass, Gamera! Do it for the children!

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Gamera just angrily punching buildings currently filled with people sheltering in place. #monsterdon

Quantum-entangled girl is holding up pretty well for all the damage Gamera is taking

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#Monsterdon Gamera does a very good impression of a turtle on its back.

Hang on, who gave the Gyros lasers??

The most epic deviled eggs ever made.
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Gamera's a snapper!

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somebody worked real hard on that debris falling onto gamera's shell, very nice very nice.

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Gamera uses Cannon Mouth. It misses.

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@aprilfollies taxi drivers and helicopter pilots dgaf, that seems to be the main message of this movie #monsterdon

don't you see they have only one chromosome, they can grow to be the size of the planet in the week and they'll eat it whole like a snake and we'll have to live in the belly of a freaking evil bird! #monsterdon

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Giant bird is much more giant now!

Top marks for model destruction mayhem though. So much carnage. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gamera, please avoid stepping on the Supra. That one will be worth money some day. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

somebody get this walking, uh, apartment building? out of my way

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in my defense for taking this long to realize 'magic comma' rhymes with "magatama" and may or may not be a reference... i'm reading a LOT of subtitles lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tokyo omelettes just got more interesting.

Projectile eggs and Akihabara is up next. Tokyo is having a rough couple of days.

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Whoops, so much for the Nimitz Freeway :/ #Monsterdon

roppongi, go head, that's a lot of rich people in 1995 anyway. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Taxi drivers will take you deep into a disaster in progress. Little known fact.

@jonny autocorrect has no respect for Kaiju #Monsterdon

I do not get the whole psychic link thing. Like at all. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@bunnyhero @jonny wait, really? Why not? Is there some sort of studio ownership thing with the two properties getting in the way?

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surprise motherfucker!

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@blogdiva In the subtitled version, I read “Asagi”. #monsterdon

ack, not Akihabara! won't someone think of the secondhand electronics stores! #monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah, I liked the slow closeup on the park, that was nice. #Monsterdon

🎵 here comes the boy
hello boy, welcome
there he is, he is here🎵
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Calling Gamera: Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

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#Monsterdon Oh, come on. TOKYO knows how to handle an earthquake.

Nice nest you got there. It would be a shame if anything where to happen to it.
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“You’ll believe a turtle can fly.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Can't make fried chicken without some cracked eggs, amiright?

Mmm Gyaos omelets #Monsterdon

"...who ordered the Gyaos omelets?"

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#monsterdon The only con here, is that there isn't much monster battles but I love the story building so far.