f-ing BUILDING.
#monsterdon

I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these explosions in a power rangers episode....

#monsterdon

Gamera had a switchblade hidden on him. #Monsterdon

gamera used - hidden blade

#monsterdon

Why didn't you LEAD with the elbow spines, Gamera? Don't hold your best weapons out for if things get tricky. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

I'm really curious what The Ancient's design process was when creating Gamera. Like, did they sit down and go, "Okay, so, obviously it's gotta be a turtle."? #Monsterdon

oh shit, Gamera's got a knife #monsterdon

WWE - Tokyo style.

#Monsterdon

Oh! Asagi bladed. This rasslin` match is getting serious.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

@strangefour they are top effort! #monsterdon #TinyModelCities

the rubber battle is going well. #monsterdon

Did our building have #kaiju insurance?
#Monsterdon

oooh the slapping attack, such disrespect!

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@strangefour Like damn some of the apartments even have laundry hanging out to dry #monsterdon

Gamera is the avatar of the power of friendship <3

#monsterdon

Gamera knows how to make an entrance
#monsterdon

@trixter i feel seen #monsterdon

Kick his ass, Gamera! Do it for the children!

#Monsterdon

Gamera just angrily punching buildings currently filled with people sheltering in place. #monsterdon

Quantum-entangled girl is holding up pretty well for all the damage Gamera is taking

#monsterdon
#Gamera:GuardianOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon Gamera does a very good impression of a turtle on its back.

Hang on, who gave the Gyros lasers??

The most epic deviled eggs ever made.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

Gamera's a snapper!

#monsterdon

somebody worked real hard on that debris falling onto gamera's shell, very nice very nice.

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gamera uses Cannon Mouth. It misses.

#Monsterdon

@aprilfollies taxi drivers and helicopter pilots dgaf, that seems to be the main message of this movie #monsterdon

don't you see they have only one chromosome, they can grow to be the size of the planet in the week and they'll eat it whole like a snake and we'll have to live in the belly of a freaking evil bird! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Giant bird is much more giant now!

Top marks for model destruction mayhem though. So much carnage. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gamera, please avoid stepping on the Supra. That one will be worth money some day. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

somebody get this walking, uh, apartment building? out of my way

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

in my defense for taking this long to realize 'magic comma' rhymes with "magatama" and may or may not be a reference... i'm reading a LOT of subtitles lmao #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Tokyo omelettes just got more interesting.

Projectile eggs and Akihabara is up next. Tokyo is having a rough couple of days.

#Monsterdon

Whoops, so much for the Nimitz Freeway :/ #Monsterdon

roppongi, go head, that's a lot of rich people in 1995 anyway. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Taxi drivers will take you deep into a disaster in progress. Little known fact.

@jonny autocorrect has no respect for Kaiju #Monsterdon

I do not get the whole psychic link thing. Like at all. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@bunnyhero @jonny wait, really? Why not? Is there some sort of studio ownership thing with the two properties getting in the way?

#Monsterdon

surprise motherfucker!

#monsterdon

@blogdiva In the subtitled version, I read “Asagi”. #monsterdon

ack, not Akihabara! won't someone think of the secondhand electronics stores! #monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah, I liked the slow closeup on the park, that was nice. #Monsterdon

🎵 here comes the boy
hello boy, welcome
there he is, he is here🎵
#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

Calling Gamera: Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, come on. TOKYO knows how to handle an earthquake.

gamera's photon torpedos against godzilla's phasers, who would win

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Nice nest you got there. It would be a shame if anything where to happen to it.
#Monsterdon

“You’ll believe a turtle can fly.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Can't make fried chicken without some cracked eggs, amiright?

"...who ordered the Gyaos omelets?"

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Mmm Gyaos omelets #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The only con here, is that there isn't much monster battles but I love the story building so far.

Oh Gamera, there are easier ways to make an omelette. #Monsterdon

first-person camera is very cool #monsterdon

@msh calling gamera camera as one of those low effort insults like calling trump a big cheetoh #monsterdon

We're gonna need a really big frying pan. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@Taweret @apLundell Evacuating the cities just means they're capitulating to what the monsters want, too. It isn't right to reward them that way #monsterdon

you _missed_, Gamera! #monsterdon

gamera: "i lived, bitch!" #monsterdon

*your magic comma has been sufficiently charged*

#Monsterdon

Tokyo's just one big Gaos omelette now. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

The models, I just adore them
#Monsterdon

Oh and I can't help but notice Gjaos's eyes turned from cute little googly eyes to glowing red evil orbs, that seems possibly significant

#Monsterdon

FUCK YOUR EGGS - Gamera, apparently

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

I swear my wake up call was for 100 years from now. Let me sleep!

#Monsterdon

I just really wanna see Gamera on the Diet building, so I can point out how Gamera is On A Diet. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

ot sure if Gauss eating a few people is worse than the destruction Gamera causes #monsterdon

some of these miniatures are pretty good

and some are reeeal uncanny valley weird

#monsterdon

@LingLass #Monsterdon 🎶

Camera knows how to make an entrance #Monsterdon

here's johnny! #monsterdon

In order to save Tokyo from Gyaos, Gamera must first destroy Tokyo. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Smash those eggs!

#monsterdon

"Hide in this cardboard box!" #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

They should take Gamura to the vet and get those teeth trimmed. Poor thing.

#monsterdon

Asagi awakes, Gamera is ready for action. I think we're shaping up for a long Gamera/Gyaos showdown scene shortly.

There's going to be some buildings trashed.

#Monsterdon

“I’d like to take you out in a monster-free city” is a pick-up line going into rotation #Monsterdon

Loving the model work on this btw

#monsterdon

"Someday, I'll show you around a monster-free Tokyo." #Monsterdon

"monster free city" matches the emotional pitch of "car free city" and tbh accurate #monsterdon

"He's here." #monsterdon

Well, when you find a monster-free city, you let me know, honey. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Y'know, it has to be said that The Ancients basically turned Asagi into a weapons system component here. #Monsterdon

the sunset shot is so good, they should have put another ten or fifteen seconds of it in there, just really sergio leone that shit #MONSTERDON

and a father's love reawakens Gamera. #monsterdon

@jonny well that's after chomping on a bunch of people and trains and whatnot so I think it's fair

#Monsterdon

“Sweetie, you’d tell your dad if you became a priestess psychically bonded to a prehistoric monster, right?” #monsterdon

"I'd like to take you out in a monster-free city"

"I'd like to take you out anywhere, just give me the opportunity."

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Thank you, this has been your hourly Kaiju Traffic update. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gamera looking at the hailstorm of missiles like, “Ooh yeah, I had an itch right there.”

Was that a fucking Mary Poppins poster on the back of her door lmao #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@lytta @SnoopJ I don’t think they had names, though, which is sometimes part of the test. #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket

...the baseball game will be rescheduled...

@Taweret

#GameraGOTU
#Monsterdon

this feels like "action! action! action!" and then they kinda forgot how they were gonna wrap up the last 30m #monsterdon

Cue environmental destruction montage and exposition just to beat the moral home and leave no room for doubt.

#Monsterdon

BTW so much for not attacking within the city

#Monsterdon

"Those missils will pursue them anywhere."

"We missed!"

"Second Salvo incoming surely these won't miss" 🗼

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Ancient Atlantians: "What you mean Gyaos is ruining the world? We gave you Gamera!"
A different Atlantian: "They made Gamera Illegal."
The first one: "They made Gamera illegal? But we left them a note!"
#monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse