Thanks for making a nest for the vampire pteradon guys. Gjaos really appreciates it.
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You've gotta evacuate. That's why we closed all the roads.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

So everyone had "giant monster nests on Tokyo Tower" on their bingo cards, right?

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia #Monsterdon Digestive tracks?

Gyaos just wants to nap & eat, is that really so wrong
#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

i mean it's one button

[BRWANG]

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Oh no. There goes Tokyo…#Monsterdon

@apLundell i can remember when they tried to evacuate just a portion of the houston metro area for hurricane ike. and yeah, you're not evacuating tokyo. it would be actually impossible logistically

#monsterdon

Wide open space leaves you vulnerable to monster birds another reason "stroads" are terrible for cities #Monsterdon

Dow Jones is the go-to index in Japan? huh

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yup, the video from the missle is a takeoff from the missle attacks in Iraq

#Monsterdon Ok, we now have Gamera in hot pursuit of the Gyro not-birds. So now we shoot missiles at Gamera, because letting your enemies fight each other is … uh… 🤷‍♀️

Never mind the psychic link thing, the important thing is that Asagi and Nagamine have to have a scene together #monsterdon

Love Love LOVE the silhouette shot. So great. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@SnoopJ there was one scene where one of the women in the army said something to a full room that the protagonist scientist woman was in, and there may have been some conspiratorial muttering in the school scene ?/? #monsterdon

And now here's Kenji with the local sports news. #Monsterdon

@apLundell you'd think they would learn from hurricanes (i.e. basically air kaiju)

#Monsterdon

Ok I'm not usually bothered by sounds, but the wet eating/growing sounds with the bird thing now was a bit much.

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And now this Neon Genesis Evangelion shot of the ruins of Tokyo Tower. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ two girls at the beginning of the movie in the aquarium talking about kaiju and Atlantis, I think #monsterdon

here we go, the sunset shot, beautiful

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

oh damn, stock footage, this movie means business #monsterdon

Oh no, a full ground stop! #monsterdon

The climate activism is working!!!!#monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@jepyang agreed

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@OldRustBucket Fun fact: this is how gyoza were invented

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News summary: we gonna die! #monsterdon

I can't remember if we've gotten a Bechdel pass, though. I'm guessing we have not.

Edit: we did, the girls in the aquarium if nothing else. And the girls in school just before Asagi-chan peaced out were talking about… I honestly forget, but it wasn't some dude.

#Monsterdon

"A national treasure destroyed, and we didn't even touch it."

Oh this is gonna come out of my paycheck, I just know it. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 #Monsterdon Noted for future.

We just rebuild that from the last kaiju attack!!! #Monsterdon

Jeez, I'm only now getting to the chromosome scene. Thanks Pluto for those long add breaks #monsterdon

All kaiju you know that trains are good for the digestive tracts :trainpats: :godzilla:

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@plaidtron3000 @aprilfollies Same, and I always try to leave the torrent seeding throughout #Monsterdon itself to help support other torrenters

@davesdogmaggie I am also the Walkman #Monsterdon
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You know, for 1995, Nagamine-san is a shockingly humane depiction of a competent woman that nobody is listening to.

Like, no overwrought emotional moments (even when textually she is at her limit emotionally!), no accusations of hysteria, etc.

#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew yeah like 15 years before or so

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Kaiju have VERY strong feelings about the Tokyo Tower
#Monsterdon

how do you evacuate 20 million people?

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#monsterdon I'm actually surprised that Gamera didn't as much attention as Godzilla. It's really good.

The cabinet minister that voted for vampire pterodons that eat peopel's faces found out people's faces were being eaten by vampire pteradons? Oh no!
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

@OldRustBucket Imagine how awkward it is for their parents; like, showing their kids how to roll out a kaiju condom over a skyscraper.
#Monsterdon #AfterDark

the military guys keep acting frustrated that they are not allowed to attack stuff in the city and well i mean i think we know why #monsterdon

ope, sorry tokyo tower, you know the drill. #monsterdon

Oh, this was probably before Tokyo Skytree was made, isn't it

f for Tokyo tower
#monsterdon

Next up the Diet building. If they go by the book. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

This Walkman is me. #Monsterdon

lmao gyaos sure showed you how to use missiles

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TOKYO TOWER! <sickosyes.jpg> #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “Gamera saved us all.” At the cost of some infrastructure.

Whoops, yeah. There we go. Sorry buddy, it's pretty much a requirement in these movies. #Monsterdon

more CGI missiles! stat! #monsterdon

WE MISSED IT!!?? It's roughly the size of Tokyo Tower and you MISSED IT!? Oh hey. Speaking of Tokyo Tower. There it goes. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@aprilfollies I torrent the content a few hours before the show specifically to avoid this problem. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

lol, they made a nice perch for it, truly Boeing level fuckup there

#monsterdon

"... [it] might work"

"Will that work?"

like, seriously, what do you expect as an answer to that question

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Well climate change is another issue in the mix here.

Yeah those safety lights you installed in urban areas sure worked when they're turned off huh

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

SPLORK #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@jonny ya, that's good times #monsterdon

This new civilization is great! Fresh meat in a convenient carry case. We didn't have these 100,000 years ago!

#Monsterdon

the 90s cgi missles do not look good

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what was THAT perspective? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Looks like I’ll catch up with the rest of you when we’re no longer DDOSing Internet Archive. I’m still at the place where Gamera decides Kill It With Fire also works on humans. And not-birds.

That shot of the missiles coming at the camera looks like it really, _really_ wanted to be 3D. 🤔

#Monsterdon

Suddenly reminded of the exploding whale video ...

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Get someone work on a Gyaos recipe! #Monsterdon

I know I always get nappish after polishing of some bento. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Requiem for a Walkman

#Monsterdon
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Gotta have the pensive portable tape player shot

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LAUNCH THE CGI MISSILES #Monsterdon

a convenient empty floor for a mobile operations base #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial hell ya or at least walked by every few minutes jamming out on their headphones saying 'right on dudes' #monsterdon

"Is that... Gjaos?"
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

glasses man seems genuinely upset that they decided against capture and to kill gyaos instead

#monsterdon

I feel that this movie could have been better if it had a character that carried around corn on the cob to snack on #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz not if it was paid for by Akai

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Well, I guess it's a good thing I didn't go for canned sardines as a snack tonight #monsterdon

and a walkman #monsterdon

guest appearance by Star-Lord's walkman #monsterdon

Uh oh, Gyaos is tooling around Shinjuku and Ginza. We're in serious metropolis now, it's going down.

#Monsterdon

My mom, when Gyaos is eating the train people and spitting out the green shirts: "Didn't like the vegetables." #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Chomnp. Chomnp. Chomnp.

#Monsterdon

@moira just two years away...

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Is there a pattern to the color of the not-bird’s eyes? Earlier they were white/yellow, but now they’re red. Is this part of the growth, or the gender-bending? Or something else? #monsterdon

I don't mean to judge but polo shirt dude gives off serious macho dumbass vibes

#Monsterdon
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The train's like a kaiju pringles can. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Mmm, sardines. #Monsterdon

where's J and K when you need them? this looks like a J and K scene to me.

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gyaos go 'nom nom nom' #monsterdon

a hater of infrastructure is the true sign of a villain in Kaiju films

#monsterdon

where did they think they were going to run to, exactly. #monsterdon

the train is just like the dinosaur's purse it just wants it to hold stuff in #monsterdon

smooshed by train car...ouch #monsterdon

"i love canned food" - gyaos #monsterdon

Maybe with giant Kaiju running around they should have called the baseball game? I mane the stadium got wrecked too
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Gyaos is just picking up some bento. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Wow that was a hell of a special effects shot in the subway car there lmao #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@Configures @strangefour auuuugh me too

#Monsterdon

humans used LIGHT. it's... extremely effective! #monsterdon