#monsterdon So Gaoys is Asexual?

hello, fellow kids. #monsterdon

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Train cars are really not lightweight.

Turtle bro requires some TLC -- terrapin life chromodynamicaquaregeneration

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Wow, how many trite observations can they fit into one conversation?

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@strangefour Noooo! Now I want ramen so bad. #Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

Is Gyaos going to use the train like a nun-chuck? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

yes, running definitely takes you places inside a moving train car

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where are the super sentai when you need them?

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Aw, he lost his hat. #Monsterdon

We’ve gotten to the climate change portion of this evening’s entertainment. #monsterdon

It's a shame Japan only has one scientist who knows about birds. #monsterdon

This is why we drive cars in The States!!

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Survivorship Bias! take shot. #monsterdon

I fucking love how all of these have a based as fuck political element to them #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

lol, cracking 'Train scene'

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oh, _and_ climate change. we are all over the place here. #monsterdon

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Lot of green clothes in this movie.

#Monsterdon Gamera will rescue you! … by setting everything on fire. Because that always works.

Is it really a good idea for Asagi to view active bombing runs on Gamera from a quarter mile away? #monsterdon

Suddenly it looks like we're on the set of "Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories"

That was a fun series

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@jonny The “evil” gene was recessive, but with so few genes, it was inevitable. #monsterdon

ah we finally got to the extremely heavy-handed climate change messaging #monsterdon

"We happen to be creating our own terrible heritage, such as Plutonium." #monsterdon

I need to link a song after the movie ends

Wait, NOW you want to switch to an Environmentalist plot?? #Monsterdon

@trixter Oh neat! Well self help is odd. But good to see him still out there doing stuff. If Shinji can do it, so can you.
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It's unnatural to just have just one chro.osome.

( unless you're a prokaryote that is)

So much conjecture without evidence!

Oh no! The required environmental message.

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Oh. Here comes the environmental Message.

Such subtlety!

@Bit_form Raf, he's the angy one.

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#Monsterdon Suspense on a suspension bridge, how apt! Having trouble suspending disbelief on these birds, though.

wait so if Gamera is such a perfect organism how is he gonna evolve to win??

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she seems to be asleep in a glass of alkaseltzer, i think that might be her problem. #monsterdon

Genderfluid Birb Kauju! #Monsterdon

"there's nothing physically wrong with her" um that giant bandage on her wrist would say otherwise, dad #monsterdon

[WET EGG NOISES]

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I wonder what the IOC's gender testing people would have to say about all this #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Calgon take me awaaaayyy! #monsterdon

these seem like psychic powers. #monsterdon DOUBLE #BINGO!

[VIDEO: gyaos puppet chewing meat ASMR | 12 hours]
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"If being able to communicate with Gamera sounds weird, just think of her as Gamera's priest." I guess this is in a timeline where the Shobijin are well known?

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#Monsterdon “What if a Tyrannosaurus appeared in the city and started eating people?”

Was that supposed to be a Godzilla allusion?

Gyaos as a dramatic pivot really is just a Jurassic Park dinosaur, isn't it

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Atlantis had some strange religious ideas
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WELL NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING SCENES IN THE WRONG ORDER #monsterdon

Hey another Jurassic Park reference

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was that a mario mushroom he jsut ate?

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@jonny Sounds about right for something humans designed

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So is there a word for Gamera-induced stigmata?

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@strangefour He does a motivational/self-help podcast! #monsterdon

https://www.spikespencer.com/podcast

bird has one chromosome -> bird has perfect DNA -> bird is a constructed being -> bird is evil -> bird is going to destroy mankind #monsterdon

Gjaos is a very messy eater. So much gore.
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@jonny I believe we've just found out they're actually sequential hermaphrodites #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I think they said this one's not radioactive...?

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https://jorts.horse/@starkraving666/112905558069212063 #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

i feel i should also clarify for those on my timeline not watching the movie, “gamera comma” is not a typo #Monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah, and it's the males that have two of the same, I recall #monsterdon

Kaiju sex is so confusing. #Monsterdon

LMAO the cannibal metal birds are hermaphrodites.

LGBTQI represent!

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Gjaos is the perfect creature. No wasted chromozomes. The ultimate murder machine.
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@blogdiva

Not in this group you aren't

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Oh great they're doing chromosome testing on the kaiju now, I thought we were done with this nonsense #monsterdon

so is this trying to tie the threat of genetic manipulation like the threat of nuclear annihilation?

it's not doing...great #monsterdon

oh ok parrotfish style #monsterdon

I'll bet it's a bad career move to accidentally cause a psychic link between your boss's kid and a giant turtle. #monsterdon

one chromosome is an absolutely terrible evolutionary strategy, you will fuck up your entire shit that way #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Wait. Is she somehow ... connected ... to the giant turtle?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ALL ABOUT ANCESTRY DOT COM LITERALLY EARLIER TODAY #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla #ACAB

“But suppose a Tyrannosaurs appeared” is, again, not on my list of expected lines to hear in this movie. #monsterdon

HEY! The dub has Shinji's voice actor now. Miss that guy's voice. Great for goofy young men.
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@apLundell Put an X chromosome and a Y chromosome in a box with an atom of plutonium...

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@OldRustBucket Probably something similar to Red Bull #monsterdon

GENETICS TIME #monsterdon

I was waiting for the guy who looks like Jon Gosselin to get back on screen so I could post about how he looks like Jon Gosselin but maybe he died or something #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Great. Gamera uses sympathetic magic. That's always sign of a good guy.
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Well finally this taxi driver looked like a real one.
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Okay, I think we're in Act 3 now. What in the world can happen in another 30 minutes of this movie?! I look forward to finding out.

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Damn this guy's got a whole computer lab at his place #monsterdon

a more realistic scenario? dude, have you read the script? did you see the title before you signed up to be in this movie? #monsterdon

Oh hi Shinji. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon What is that taxi driver on? I want some.

This cabinet dude is actually hanging his whole deal on Logic And Reason in the middle of a giant turtle attack, huh. :/ #Monsterdon

What if a giant radioactive lizard attacked the city and burned everything down..? What about that? Huh? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

what on earth is this business guy's game plan here, the other universes seem to know that it's the kaiju that pick their allegiance, you can't cut a deal with them #monsterdon

@amyfou Gjaos I think? IIRC that's what was on the paper

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@JoeWynne @OldRustBucket BEANS!

BEANS BEANS
good for the heart
the more you eat

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oooooh right the girl with the gamera comma is steven seagal’s daughter (no really)

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I wish we had a better sense of scale for Gyaos #monsterdon

You should probably tip them really good for this one

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Ok, look. I get what you're trying to say, but It can't have X chromosomes and Y chromosomes if it only has one chromosome.

That's not even math. That's just counting.

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#Monsterdon Hang on, if Gamera flew into the mountains, wouldn’t that make him a tortoise, not a turtle? Does he evolve like a Pokémon?

@OldRustBucket You really don't want to know

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I had not noticed that Gamera is twin-engine

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@diazona Ah, and supported by the new injuries. The amazing power of mythical Greek metal commas. #monsterdon

Oxford Comma Energy is powerful #Monsterdon

where are this kid's parents?!?

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"The decision was made... and I fucked it up!"

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Taxi Driver: not again, that the third one this week.
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Help turtle! He can't turn himself ov---
Oh right he can fly.

Actually I did "help" a snapping turtle across the road last week. Mostly by prodding it with my foot. he kept trying to bite my shoe. And let me tell you they can turn over fast if they get flipped over. Big strong tail.
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Do I really want to know what Gamera uses for jet fuel? #Monsterdon

GAMERA STOLE MY ESSENCE #monsterdon