This new civilization is great! Fresh meat in a convenient carry case. We didn't have these 100,000 years ago!

#Monsterdon

what was THAT perspective? #monsterdon

the 90s cgi missles do not look good

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#Monsterdon Looks like I’ll catch up with the rest of you when we’re no longer DDOSing Internet Archive. I’m still at the place where Gamera decides Kill It With Fire also works on humans. And not-birds.

That shot of the missiles coming at the camera looks like it really, _really_ wanted to be 3D. 🤔

#Monsterdon

Suddenly reminded of the exploding whale video ...

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Get someone work on a Gyaos recipe! #Monsterdon

I know I always get nappish after polishing of some bento. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Requiem for a Walkman

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Gotta have the pensive portable tape player shot

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LAUNCH THE CGI MISSILES #Monsterdon

a convenient empty floor for a mobile operations base #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial hell ya or at least walked by every few minutes jamming out on their headphones saying 'right on dudes' #monsterdon

"Is that... Gjaos?"
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

glasses man seems genuinely upset that they decided against capture and to kill gyaos instead

#monsterdon

I feel that this movie could have been better if it had a character that carried around corn on the cob to snack on #monsterdon

@lorgonumputz not if it was paid for by Akai

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Well, I guess it's a good thing I didn't go for canned sardines as a snack tonight #monsterdon

and a walkman #monsterdon

guest appearance by Star-Lord's walkman #monsterdon

Uh oh, Gyaos is tooling around Shinjuku and Ginza. We're in serious metropolis now, it's going down.

#Monsterdon

My mom, when Gyaos is eating the train people and spitting out the green shirts: "Didn't like the vegetables." #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Chomnp. Chomnp. Chomnp.

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@moira just two years away...

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Is there a pattern to the color of the not-bird’s eyes? Earlier they were white/yellow, but now they’re red. Is this part of the growth, or the gender-bending? Or something else? #monsterdon

I don't mean to judge but polo shirt dude gives off serious macho dumbass vibes

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The train's like a kaiju pringles can. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Mmm, sardines. #Monsterdon

where's J and K when you need them? this looks like a J and K scene to me.

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Gyaos go 'nom nom nom' #monsterdon

where did they think they were going to run to, exactly. #monsterdon

the train is just like the dinosaur's purse it just wants it to hold stuff in #monsterdon

smooshed by train car...ouch #monsterdon

"i love canned food" - gyaos #monsterdon

Maybe with giant Kaiju running around they should have called the baseball game? I mane the stadium got wrecked too
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Gyaos is just picking up some bento. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Wow that was a hell of a special effects shot in the subway car there lmao #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@Configures @strangefour auuuugh me too

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humans used LIGHT. it's... extremely effective! #monsterdon

#monsterdon So Gaoys is Asexual?

hello, fellow kids. #monsterdon

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Train cars are really not lightweight.

Wow, how many trite observations can they fit into one conversation?

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Turtle bro requires some TLC -- terrapin life chromodynamicaquaregeneration

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@strangefour Noooo! Now I want ramen so bad. #Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

Is Gyaos going to use the train like a nun-chuck? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

where are the super sentai when you need them?

#monsterdon

Aw, he lost his hat. #Monsterdon

We’ve gotten to the climate change portion of this evening’s entertainment. #monsterdon

It's a shame Japan only has one scientist who knows about birds. #monsterdon

This is why we drive cars in The States!!

#GameraGOTU
#Monsterdon

Survivorship Bias! take shot. #monsterdon

I fucking love how all of these have a based as fuck political element to them #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

oh, _and_ climate change. we are all over the place here. #monsterdon

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Lot of green clothes in this movie.

#Monsterdon Gamera will rescue you! … by setting everything on fire. Because that always works.

Is it really a good idea for Asagi to view active bombing runs on Gamera from a quarter mile away? #monsterdon

Suddenly it looks like we're on the set of "Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories"

That was a fun series

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@jonny The “evil” gene was recessive, but with so few genes, it was inevitable. #monsterdon

ah we finally got to the extremely heavy-handed climate change messaging #monsterdon

"We happen to be creating our own terrible heritage, such as Plutonium." #monsterdon

I need to link a song after the movie ends

Wait, NOW you want to switch to an Environmentalist plot?? #Monsterdon

@trixter Oh neat! Well self help is odd. But good to see him still out there doing stuff. If Shinji can do it, so can you.
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It's unnatural to just have just one chro.osome.

( unless you're a prokaryote that is)

So much conjecture without evidence!

Oh no! The required environmental message.

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Oh. Here comes the environmental Message.

Such subtlety!

@Bit_form Raf, he's the angy one.

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#Monsterdon Suspense on a suspension bridge, how apt! Having trouble suspending disbelief on these birds, though.

wait so if Gamera is such a perfect organism how is he gonna evolve to win??

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she seems to be asleep in a glass of alkaseltzer, i think that might be her problem. #monsterdon

Genderfluid Birb Kauju! #Monsterdon

"there's nothing physically wrong with her" um that giant bandage on her wrist would say otherwise, dad #monsterdon

[WET EGG NOISES]

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I wonder what the IOC's gender testing people would have to say about all this #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Calgon take me awaaaayyy! #monsterdon

these seem like psychic powers. #monsterdon DOUBLE #BINGO!

[VIDEO: gyaos puppet chewing meat ASMR | 12 hours]
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"If being able to communicate with Gamera sounds weird, just think of her as Gamera's priest." I guess this is in a timeline where the Shobijin are well known?

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon “What if a Tyrannosaurus appeared in the city and started eating people?”

Was that supposed to be a Godzilla allusion?

Gyaos as a dramatic pivot really is just a Jurassic Park dinosaur, isn't it

#Monsterdon

Atlantis had some strange religious ideas
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WELL NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING SCENES IN THE WRONG ORDER #monsterdon

Hey another Jurassic Park reference

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

was that a mario mushroom he jsut ate?

#monsterdon

@jonny Sounds about right for something humans designed

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So is there a word for Gamera-induced stigmata?

#monsterdon

@strangefour He does a motivational/self-help podcast! #monsterdon

https://www.spikespencer.com/podcast

bird has one chromosome -> bird has perfect DNA -> bird is a constructed being -> bird is evil -> bird is going to destroy mankind #monsterdon

Gjaos is a very messy eater. So much gore.
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@jonny I believe we've just found out they're actually sequential hermaphrodites #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I think they said this one's not radioactive...?

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https://jorts.horse/@starkraving666/112905558069212063 #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

i feel i should also clarify for those on my timeline not watching the movie, “gamera comma” is not a typo #Monsterdon

@Taweret Yeah, and it's the males that have two of the same, I recall #monsterdon

Kaiju sex is so confusing. #Monsterdon

Gjaos is the perfect creature. No wasted chromozomes. The ultimate murder machine.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

@blogdiva

Not in this group you aren't

#GameraGOTU
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Oh great they're doing chromosome testing on the kaiju now, I thought we were done with this nonsense #monsterdon

so is this trying to tie the threat of genetic manipulation like the threat of nuclear annihilation?

it's not doing...great #monsterdon

oh ok parrotfish style #monsterdon

I'll bet it's a bad career move to accidentally cause a psychic link between your boss's kid and a giant turtle. #monsterdon