#Monsterdon Wait. Is she somehow ... connected ... to the giant turtle?

one chromosome is an absolutely terrible evolutionary strategy, you will fuck up your entire shit that way #monsterdon

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ALL ABOUT ANCESTRY DOT COM LITERALLY EARLIER TODAY #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse #monsterdon #terrorofmechagodzilla #ACAB

“But suppose a Tyrannosaurs appeared” is, again, not on my list of expected lines to hear in this movie. #monsterdon

HEY! The dub has Shinji's voice actor now. Miss that guy's voice. Great for goofy young men.
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@apLundell Put an X chromosome and a Y chromosome in a box with an atom of plutonium...

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@OldRustBucket Probably something similar to Red Bull #monsterdon

GENETICS TIME #monsterdon

I was waiting for the guy who looks like Jon Gosselin to get back on screen so I could post about how he looks like Jon Gosselin but maybe he died or something #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Great. Gamera uses sympathetic magic. That's always sign of a good guy.
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Well finally this taxi driver looked like a real one.
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Okay, I think we're in Act 3 now. What in the world can happen in another 30 minutes of this movie?! I look forward to finding out.

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Damn this guy's got a whole computer lab at his place #monsterdon

a more realistic scenario? dude, have you read the script? did you see the title before you signed up to be in this movie? #monsterdon

Oh hi Shinji. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon What is that taxi driver on? I want some.

This cabinet dude is actually hanging his whole deal on Logic And Reason in the middle of a giant turtle attack, huh. :/ #Monsterdon

What if a giant radioactive lizard attacked the city and burned everything down..? What about that? Huh? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

what on earth is this business guy's game plan here, the other universes seem to know that it's the kaiju that pick their allegiance, you can't cut a deal with them #monsterdon

@amyfou Gjaos I think? IIRC that's what was on the paper

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@JoeWynne @OldRustBucket BEANS!

BEANS BEANS
good for the heart
the more you eat

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oooooh right the girl with the gamera comma is steven seagal’s daughter (no really)

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I wish we had a better sense of scale for Gyaos #monsterdon

You should probably tip them really good for this one

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Ok, look. I get what you're trying to say, but It can't have X chromosomes and Y chromosomes if it only has one chromosome.

That's not even math. That's just counting.

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#Monsterdon Hang on, if Gamera flew into the mountains, wouldn’t that make him a tortoise, not a turtle? Does he evolve like a Pokémon?

@OldRustBucket You really don't want to know

#GameraGOTU
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I had not noticed that Gamera is twin-engine

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@diazona Ah, and supported by the new injuries. The amazing power of mythical Greek metal commas. #monsterdon

Oxford Comma Energy is powerful #Monsterdon

"The decision was made... and I fucked it up!"

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Taxi Driver: not again, that the third one this week.
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Help turtle! He can't turn himself ov---
Oh right he can fly.

Actually I did "help" a snapping turtle across the road last week. Mostly by prodding it with my foot. he kept trying to bite my shoe. And let me tell you they can turn over fast if they get flipped over. Big strong tail.
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Do I really want to know what Gamera uses for jet fuel? #Monsterdon

GAMERA STOLE MY ESSENCE #monsterdon

I'm so perfectly lost I love it #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Gamera is notoriously weak to CGI bombs #monsterdon

This is why you have to be cautious when your beatstick has Lifelink.

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myth? oh no, it's a running gag

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@jmelesky There was some speculation that because Gamera's hand got injured then her hand also got injured

Y'know, by magic

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#Monsterdon Glasses guy: They can’t reproduce? Must be super rare! I sense a business opportunity!

uh, sympathetic bleeding? #monsterdon

ok yup.... Asagi mirrors all injuries to Gamera... STOP SHOOTING AT ASAGI #monsterdon

Yeeeep, that's why you don't psychically leash yourself to a giant turtle. What are they teaching kids these days? #Monsterdon

Keep Firing Assholes! #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

it's gotta be sorta surprising to gamera if this is the first in a reboot where she hasn't been around in like a thousand years that the humans can be blowing her up like this. she seems fine it's just like 'last time you were just using sticks and so you just chilled out and let me explain, but now that you have artillery you've changed' #monsterdon

Man that taxi driver changed his mind real quick #monsterdon

these are some cg missiles, mmmmyep #monsterdon

DELIVERING LIBERTY #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse #helldivers2

#monsterdon I hope that stunt guy was okay because he 100% got hit by the camera car or whatever they call it. Also taxi driver having a mental break is my new favorite character in this movie.

DELIVERING LIBERTY #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Why don't you turn it over, Leon?

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Gamera's on his back Leon and you're not helping him up. Why is that? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

surplus US tanks donated after Invaders From Mars #Monsterdon

Back in familiar territory, as no kaiju film is complete until the military wastes millions of dollars of munitions uselessly annoying the monster. #monsterdon

As Frank Zappa was fond of saying, "It should be easy to see. The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe."

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Finally! A properly mounted oscilloscope!

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#Monsterdon (Attenborough narrates:) Here we see a cluster of wild Japanese tanks crossing the terrain. They are called here by instinct to engage with the large monster that has infiltrated their territory. Their concentrated efforts, however, are not as effective as they would hope, and they will have to change their tactics.

@Crazypedia I think the metal commas are collectables #monsterdon

Are you guys stormtroopers?? This thing is the size of a mountain and not ONE of those shots is gonna hit. Not even close #monsterdon

portable TV sets. This movie has everything
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gamera says, "you jerks!" #monsterdon

don't see Gamera flipper-blocking the artillery attack, does he need a full rest before he can do it again or something #monsterdon

i do kinda like the taxi driver :D

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Wow, the taxi driver is much more enthusiastic now! She must've been really convincing!

...Jesus Christ, where did she FIND this cab driver? #Monsterdon

Lots of manic dudes in this one. #Monsterdon

This Uber driver deserves a huge tip.
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How the hell does modern weapons miss a fookin' big kaiju? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Shibari watermelon! … who said that? 😇

Viewing area for tanks is over here...

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You think the Taxi driver is suddenly having second thoughts about taking an unaccompanied young teen girl into a disaster zone?

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Gamera doesn't seem to be physically injured by that artillery, just emotionally injured. #monsterdon

Nice try on the melty beak thing when the Gyaos scream, effects team. At least you gave it your best shot #monsterdon

we got flares, we are NOWHERE near the monster, let's go #monsterdon

That's quite a lot of meaty detail on the inside of that Gamera suit's mouth. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Mothra has twins.
Gamera has little charm girl psychic scientists daughter.

Who knew D and D lore would be so useful.
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Yeah there's multiple kiju attacking the cities but we still have to go to work I guess and my boss is going to be mad that the train's late

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"...situation normal, sir"
<everyone gives side eye>

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what? still no masers? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@paco the Oxford Rosary, friend to final exam students everywhere. #monsterdon

so that jeep was made in the 25th week of 2323 then

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@trixter Pure Fire.
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Sometimes I wonder if all the JDSF does is appear in kaiju movies. #Monsterdon

Tanks for the memories #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

also they seem to have found background music. neat. #monsterdon

It's some kind of rosary now. She's praying to the comma, the apostrophe, and the semi-colon. #monsterdon

The Atlantean prophecy has foretold: the great turtle will arise from the sea and our story will be revealed by a chosen one with dumb braids #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe the seagal squint! #monsterdon

Somebody's goinna get sued for that foot-catching hole in the bridge #monsterdon

@jsadow debatable. #monsterdon

wait. was that a real tank?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon “How come this fish costs so much?”

“It’s because of the monster.”

Yes, the monster of GREEDFLATION!

@jonny Don’t underestimate the Pentagon’s love of weird codenames! #monsterdon

So, do Taxis in Japan normally offer a service where they smash through police barricades into disaster zones? Do they charge extra for that? #monsterdon

they're coming...for the comma rocks... #monsterdon

"I have to go!"

Well, you're squinting really hard, why not. #Monsterdon

oh, well if you say you *have* to go, well then #monsterdon

Let me guess the young girl is the Gamera Whisperer. #Monsterdon

How many kaiju movies have mid air combat beteeen monsters? Are they all Gamera movies?
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