what happened to her hand? #monsterdon

You think that in front of Bridge to run across by now.

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gameraaaa
is on my side, yes it is

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gamera uses fireball. It's super effective!

gamera says, next time put your kid on a leash, i don't need to come out here and save you silly people every single time. #monsterdon

Also, that reptilian not-bird totally just tried to laser beam some people. Don’t laser beam your food, kids. #monsterdon

@trixter flying/ground #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Umm. The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend.

@trixter Fire/flying. And I'm not 100% on flying.

#monsterdon

So far my best hypothesis is that "Guardian of the Universe" might have something to do with Gamera being signed to Cleveland #monsterdon

I got an Owie!!! #Monsterdon

"well now that we're off the bridge we can all stop and watch" #monsterdon

@blogdiva
Oooooooh...
I'm going to have to chew on this one

#GameraGOTU
#Monsterdon

I dunno, seems to me Gamera isn't so much a FRIEND of children as he is just kinda incidentally around when children happen to be in danger. #Monsterdon

Gamera: "YOU MADE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD!"

#Monsterdon

I hear crying. Weakness! PREY!

#Monsterdon

OH GOD THE SMELL #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

So we know that Godzilla is Water/Dragon, and Mothra is Bug/Fairy, so what Pokemon type(s) is Gamera?
#monsterdon

flight mode 2 unlocked hell yeah #monsterdon

[crowd in unison]
A FRIEND TO CHILDREN

#MONSTERDON

dude's watch broke :(

can he sue the giant birds to get a new one?

#monsterdon

gamera is PISSED now
#monsterdon

The Gyaos breath weapon makes technological elements fail. Got it. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Did a reptilian not-bird just explode? #monsterdon

sonic...laser...beam...? #monsterdon

because gamera is…

#MONSTERDON

that is a _very_ unpleasant noise, movie

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"The Japanese Ibis won't eat you"

Well, not with that attitude, they won't

#monsterdon

"THE BIRDS! THE BIRDS!"
Um sir, I think you'll find that those are vampire pterotactyles.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

oh damn, I guess Gamera won that showdown #monsterdon

@Taweret Gamera is kind of stiff too, not rubbery the way we like #monsterdon

noooo my limited edition orange croc
#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

@ramsey "I want one bourbon, one scotch, and one beerrrrr"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The news reports and reactions to them are sending me. “… would be the first military action since…”. Yes, when your city’s being destroyed you should always place your reports in the larger context.

?????? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@msh In a sense I suppose both of them are "dinner is ready"

#Monsterdon

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a shoe.
#Monsterdon

something something gamera casts fireball #monsterdon

Turtle artillery. Ar-turtle-ry? Eh, needs work. #Monsterdon

Gamera uses Fireball. It's super effec... HOLY SHIT! #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Saved By The Fireball #monsterdon

wait until they find out John Hammond put frog DNA in the all female Gyaos......

#monsterdon

friend to children! ^.^

#monsterdon

Why are kids always losing just one shoe? #Monsterdon

and a shoe #monsterdon

Oooh did that kaiju snack on somebody? #Monsterdon

Saved by a Turtle Hadouken #Monsterdon

Ah the Rockets are for show, he flies like Superman apparently 🚀 🐢

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Run, trip, fall. Classic.

#Monsterdon

Five clangs of the bell means dinner is ready. Six means Kaiju Attack GTFO #Monsterdon

DON'T STOP ON THE BRIDGE #monsterdon

She gave the kid a concussion. Some hero. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

This is a very good time for sheltering in place, I think. Running means you're out in the open when the not-birds come hunting.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

People run a lot faster for Godzilla #Monsterdon

Ha ha ha, nice plastic horse in Gyaos's mouth there :P #Monsterdon

whelp, so much for pancake baby

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

what a good eater #MONSTERDON

Giant Turtle Patrol always has vacancies #Monsterdon

He gives off very :getintherobot: vibes

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Dude, get back in the Pajero. It's fucking bulletproof. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

I don't see that suspension bridge lasting too long...

#Monsterdon

Is she risking her life for the Meth Child from earlier?

#monsterdon

so are they bird or not

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rocket powered Gamera is a go! Launch! Conserve angular momentum vigorously!

Gjaos are born pregnant! Like sharks of the sky.
Wait no that was logic from some shark attack B movie.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

I mean you'd be surprised how many things would eat people if some people was just sitting around. free meat #monsterdon

standard kaiju alarm

#monsterdon

Oh, y'know just visiting the zoo with a watermelon, in my watermelon net

as one does

#monsterdon

1995 and these 2 guys in the car are not wearing seat belts. #monsterdon

Dude. Pathogenesis _is_ a thing. You are nowhere near being off the hook.

#Monsterdon

Schoolgirl: "Wait, where are you going?" and segue...is she in the fighter jet?!

#Monsterdon

“I want to join the SDF and fight the monster”–I expected maybe some militarism but not a recruitment pitch. #monsterdon

I don't believe a word you're saying but we need to give these imaginary creatures a name as first order of business

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Wait, what the hell just happened?! Did Gamera just use a smoke screen then turn into a spinning top UFO and fly away? Is this a thing? (This is my first exposure to this Kaiju)

#Monsterdon

Makes me miss my old Montero. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

I'd rather be Giant Turtle Patrol than Bird Specialist. #monsterdon

"cranes don't eat people, people eat people!" #monsterdon

the little mitsubishi that could #monsterdon

all the adult women look just a few years older than the school girls. all the dudes look like they're 30 years older than the women but the young hero, who looks about 15 years older.

ew.

#monsterdon

OMG PAJERO #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

#Monsterdon The (not) birds are awakening from bullet- induced slumber!

“Cranes don’t eat people” is an urban myth stay away from cranes #Monsterdon

The Self Defense Force was still flying Phantoms in 1995? How could they afford the fuel? Or the parts? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Umm....do you know the survival rate of military personnel attacking kaiju? #Monsterdon

Real planes? WTH Gamera? Couldn't afford any models? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

I'm curious about the aerodynamics of supersonic, hyperrotatting turtles. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

"Cranes don't eat people!"
Well. Not usually, anyway.

These writers have definitely seen "Jurassic Park".

#Monsterdon

"...the ibis doesn't eat people"
"Always the Debbie Downer."

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon That scaffolding never had a chance.

Gamera stalking through the cloud of dust is a great visual.

I'm getting ready for Gamera to be the baby daddy to the GAOS.

#monsterdon

I mean cranes might eat people if they had a chance, you don't know
#monsterdon

I've seen things that look like that amulet on the Adam & Eve web site.

Just sayin.

#GameraGOTU
#Monsterdon

Here comes "We gotta save em' We'll be RICH!" Plot #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"All of them are females."

"How can you tell? Did you ask? Do you suddenly speak Gyaos?"

#monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch WE HAVE COFFEE SIGN!!!!!

Now for the monster speculation portion of our movie. #Monsterdon

Gamera is just an invention by Big Comma to sell more commas,

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse #BigComma

Not to do more Ace Attorney references, but he needs to take a class from Phoenix Wright on how to slam your hands on a table properly. #Monsterdon

damn, this movie is getting me hungry, and not cause the birds food.
#monsterdon

I mean yeah maybe the monster is just tired! #monsterdon