But I have come to court her with this watermelon!

#Monsterdon

Oh so Gamera went to get the birds to eat them??

well either way they clearly reproduce via parthenogenesis if they're all female #monsterdon

Gamera is responsible for unaffordable home mortgage rates too probably #monsterdon

Imagine the board of directors having a meeting in the middle of your open floor office and you have to sit there and look busy the whole time
#Monsterdon

thats some good looking meat #monsterdon

they gave this dude a voice actor who is talking like Betty in Kung Pow and i feel bad for him #monsterdon

finally gave up on insisting they aren't birds #monsterdon

COFFEE TIME!

#monsterdon

The porgy is too damn high!

#monsterdon

i like this room starting to rotate faster and faster any moment

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Gamera is Norse? Who was the skald of the sköld turtle?
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

ok but who is pigtails girl, what's her deal

#monsterdon

Watermelon S&M lingerie. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

#Monsterdon A watermelon isn't exactly the best way to a girl's heart, White Shirt. Maybe ... try something else?

@lytta He sure seems to think he does! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Overall I would say I prefer Gamera over Godzilla, Godzilla is more goofy with dancing and Gamera has spaceship powers lmao. But in the end they're booth good in comparison.

Why did he bring only one Watermelon? We all know watermelons are single person fruit

#Monsterdon

Warm and glowing usually means radioactive. #Monsterdon

What do you mean she's gone? I spent $300 on this watermelon! #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@diazona you must capture the commas. #monsterdon

Just walking home with a watermelon in a net, as one does. #Monsterdon

i got my watermelon all dressed up just for you and you said nothing #monsterdon

Odo? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

It's glowing, now she can unlock her dad's psyche-locks. #Monsterdon #thisonesjustfortheaceattorneyfans

Orichalcum? That's from that Zelda game, right?

#Monsterdon

I didn't notice until just now how much time people spend in kaiju movies pointing at stuff

#monsterdon

I think Pluto commercial breaks are longer than the ones on Tubi. Not feeling the love #monsterdon

ok, nobody expects a giant flying ufo turtle thing who does a dick shaped hole on a baseball field.
#monsterdon

...is that a normal way to carry a watermelon? #monsterdon

they really couldn't not think it was humans that made it. No other way something could exist ever.

#monsterdon

Oh those Atlantians!
#Monsterdon

@Configures oh maybe. i confess i had to type a joke into the internet, so i looked away. (^_^) #monsterdon

@arrjay wait hold up was there a regex somewhere that I missed

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “We can’t do anything without authorization, even in a situation as ridiculous as this!” Yeah, well, welcome to the military.

....does Yonemori just live with them now #monsterdon

This portion of tonight's movie is brought by our sponsor, Turtle Wax #Monsterdon

At least they didn't call it freaking unobtanium. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@paco Look at them cute googly eyes. Like Kermit's demon cousin.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

those trinkets are made of a totally new kind of metal we have never seen before, guess it's fine to just hand em out as prizes for knowing how to read #Monsterdon

Gamera mst have a big feud with this birds. It sure don't like them
#monsterdon

Translates to: "All employees must wash hands before returning"

#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse

@paco The strongest shape. The strongest negative space. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

The metal bars look as if they were shaved with a six-blade razor #monsterdon

OMG it's the rocket powered turtle shell
#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

not watching gamera but I am in spirit. did you know it's the favorite movie series of arale from Dr. slump?? #Monsterdon

What do you serve for a Monster Stomping Thru Your Town party? #Monsterdon

Yeah, leave the dome alone, Gamera! What did the dome ever do to you?

#monsterdon

Gamera is going to cause people to go nuts and hoard toilet paper, just you watch #monsterdon

the "monster impact on ordinary citizen life" is...a thing #monsterdon

i have one of those spinning newspapers in my profile. i must have watched the subbed version last time we did it #monsterdon https://sunny.garden/@forestine/110013430595483627

"i'm stress eating"

#monsterdon

Yeah the 1990s were tough on Japan with all that Kaiju-driven inflation and all #Monsterdon

Oh, oh, the "House of Representatives" will be right on that.

#Monsterdon

Have you tried hitting him? #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

...Okay that looks good. #Monsterdon

alright who gave the monsters a sawzall #monsterdon

Wow the birdies' dematerialization breath was even nice enough to polish the cut ends of the cage bars

#Monsterdon

ma'am, please do not poke the fish. some other customer might want to buy that. #monsterdon

Gamera is part frisbee #monsterdon

Kaijuflation, they call it.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

miss the 90’s when everyone went outside to watch tv together #Monsterdon

it's 2025, and the only new data LLM-based AIs can train on now is each new #monsterdon session

corporations all end up having different godzilla spin-offs as mascots that act as their online help/chat and search engine, due to the sheer amount of discourse being scraped from the monsterdon hashtag on mastodon

github copilot now only autocompletes with various screams of GODZILLAAAAAAAA!!!! and MOTHRAAAAAAAA!!!!

google now asks you "did you mean godzilla?" with every search

The real monster was that kid all along. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Meanwhile, Gamera sees your three 15 meter not-birds and raises you a Hell-turtle.

You will believe a turtle can fly.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

For some reason I was thinking of Gamera the Brave when I made the bingo card. Ha! Well, we'll see how it all shakes out. Turtle tropes being somewhat universal.

#Monsterdon

does this movie not take place in the rest of the godzilla universe where japan has been responding to godzillas and shit with a military for like the entire time since WWII and for all known history? #monsterdon

the spinning newspaper headline that stops on the diagonal is the best part of the movie #monsterdon

Manufacturing consent. When the bill is ratified, the news anchor says, as if there is no doubt.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Thrust to weight ratio indicates he must be using a hydrogen nuclear rocket engine, nothing else would work..

#Monsterdon
#GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@jonny gamera has two flying modes (at least?). not sure why #monsterdon

not impressed tbh, that's how i leave a party too

#Monsterdon #GameraGOTU

This fancy new 1995 Gamera can really spin up the RPMs!

#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse

if we attack the monster it could set a bad precedent, by nate silver #monsterdon

Whoa! Flashing light content warning, sheesh

#Monsterdon

Scared cameraman is metadiegesis.

#monsterdon

That's some wicked bird breath #Monsterdon

We just got punked. #Gamera just wanted to draw a dick on the stadium and leave. #monsterdon

That child needs to lay off the meth

#monsterdon

poking the fish #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Gamera is much h faster than most turtles.

Have you seen this monster?
It already has fans.

“Whats going on in the dome!” #Monsterdon

this is some very concrete looking grass #monsterdon

"Gamera Fined By Superior Court!" #Monsterdon

Angry Birds: Kaiju Edition

#Monsterdon

SALE AT PENNYS! #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

did he rip a dicknballs into the stadium roof? i mean, when you wanna flick off the establishment for stealing your birds... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wish my kids were young enough for me to tell them this is where hurricanes come from.

A giant turtle that eats birds? The animal kingdom has been turned upside down tonight.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

is that the usual gamera flying style? last time i saw them it was like their hind legs were rockets and they flew like a jet #monsterdon

Gamera activates fidget spinner mode!

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Man I heard the remake of "Twister" was weird but #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

#Monsterdon lead paint is hard on the kids.

#monsterdon Gamera is the 19th Angel

#GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

the super turtle's farts can literally cut the cheese.

#monsterdon

All things considered, not that big a mess!

#monsterdon

@Taweret Of COURSE the turtle has rockets, DUH #Monsterdon

literally my favorite thing about gamera is how it flies #MONSTERDON

You really want your warning cones to blend in perfectly with your artificial turf. You know, for style.

#monsterdon

FART WHIRLWIND ACTION GO #monsterdon