Uh? Oh.
Gamera thinks the stadium dome is, uh, another turtle. Really annoyed at the helicopter interrupting his intimate time. I think thatβs whatβs going on. #monsterdon
Of course Gamera flies. I don't know what else I expected.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon Hungry birds are introduced to bullets, are not impressed with the taste.
@lorgonumputz I assume all buildings in Japan are required to carry kaiju insurance #monsterdon
All of the kajiu costumes have "imma gonna git you" eyes #Monsterdon
Heli-turtle? That's a thing?
woah, he can fly #monsterdon
Gamera hit Taco Bell on his way in. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
fuck yeah turtle ufo
No matter how goofy the 'birds' look I still feel bad for them... Oh did Gamera come to rescue them!!! I love u Gamera #monsterdon
Laser breath. Awesome!! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I'll see your sonic boom and raise you a sonic knife!
those birdies got some breath. #monsterdon
May I suggest *not* flying your helicopter directly at the giant pissed-off kaiju
Just a thought
Gamera's gassy. SO GASSY. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
Gamera's just wanting some tasty wings.
those waves from gamera like a long island nana "no honey, you go, you go back home. i'll catch up with ya layyyta" #monsterdon
lol good thing they escaped while everyone had already evacuated, if everything had gone according to plan that woulda been bad
LAUNCH the TURTLE!
Good guy Gamera....always thinking of others
they tried to cage me but they didn't count on my dematerialization breath!!!! #Monsterdon
are they burping lmao?
#Monsterdon i appreciate that Gamera wakes up and just immediately starts wrecking oil infrastructure
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
"the dome" my favorite NPB park
this movie has a pretty good soundtrack #monsterdon
@apLundell Sides of beef, yum #monsterdon
IT CAN'T LEAVE THE DOME UNTIL IT GETS PARKING VALIDATED #monsterdon
"old keys, mostly-empty matchbook, rubber bands, goddammit, where are my lizard birds? why do people even _have_ junk stadiums anyway?!"
My noods!
#monsterdon
oh no Gamera don't hump the stadium, I know videos of turtles humping things are cute but you're much too big π¬
#monsterdon
Every time I see Gamera, in my head all I hear is, βIβm gonna beat that rabbitβ. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon The creature is about to crush the EPSON building! The printer ink will be everywhere!
#Monsterdon Lights! Camera! Flying lizards!
Look at those shoulder pads. Serious 90s #Monsterdon
oof, japan's gonna be mad now, you're doing in a baseball stadium. #monsterdon
Hero in a half shell!
"It sure wants something that you've got in there!"
[ten second delay]
"Gasp! The birds!"
Yes the birds. Of course the birds. What were you even thinking?
Gamera thinks the Dome is its Mother
@Newpa_Hasai lol yeah I noticed that
#Monsterdon I'm here to pick up an order of wings to go. Name's Gamera. Anyone?
My noods...
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian
This isn't how a "guardian of the universe" is supposed to behave
#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse
oh man...that bird is going to have a nasty hangover
#monsterdon
Those model sets are fuckin PRECIOUS #monsterdon
"I'm here for my orthodontist appointment...what do you mean it was canceled? I scheduled it 300 years ago!" #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
Except these definitely have teeth!
zombie monster larva! #monsterdon
this movie must be like The Godfather for turtles #Monsterdon
"The monster's coming!"
HI, I'M GAMERA. HAVE YOU SEEN TIMMY ANYWHERE? #Monsterdon
@Taweret @apLundell The grounds crew has to work on the dome closing speed, more like a venus flytrap action would be helpful #monsterdon
Damn these monsters are always knocking out the power grid
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Gamera's cry here sounds like a really streched out Wilhelm scream
also, starting to get some miniatures work?? #monsterdon
Gamera, seen here guarding the universe ... #Monsterdon
@Taweret I'm loving them
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βA giant monster.β
βItβs crazy, I know.β
βWe already have three 15 meter birds!β
he looks pissed off #monsterdon
some nice model work
This is what happens when the teenage mutant turtles grow up.
Seriously uh... with only having seen the first Gamera movie and only kind of remembering it... what HAPPENED to Gamera #monsterdon
#monsterdon Saberβtooth turtles, I like it.
oh good, the evac bridges had already been deployed for everyone to run across #monsterdon
"The monster's relationship with the birds has not been identified, our journalists are looking for their Facebook profiles right now" #monsterdon
@amyfou I mean this kind of thing happens all the time... #monsterdon
No, Gamera, not the model set!!!
#Monsterdon
evacuation scenes, my beloved. #monsterdon
nive shot, quality composting, followed by a great construction site explosion
1990s gamera had _all_ its shit together
@Newpa_Hasai Is that the humans' chain of command or the kaiju's?
So what I'm getting from this is that all Gyaos are innately but cannot resist a free meal
attempting to determine where the news cameras were surplussed from, those are some OLD ones #monsterdon
I wonder what the insurance investigators are up to.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
Quick! Get the hydrogen destroyer we used on godzilla!
I'm enjoying all the little cuts to small mundane objects being destroyed in the wake of the kaiju... the boat radio, the dog's leash, and now the bowl of noodles #monsterdon
Green screen Gamera is grainy.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian
"The military is stricly self defense! We can only attack if the enemy opens fire."
"Does that apply to kaiju, too? Show me where it's written."
That "I like turtles" kid would be flipping shit right now #monsterdon
authoritarian propaganda like "don't you see, if you make it so the military needs to consult a civilian chain of command they will never be able to respond to gigantic turtles stomping all our shit!" #monsterdon
Secretary of Defense: "There are unknown kaiju unknowns."
#Monsterdon I realize now where Iβve heard the voice of Mayumi in this English dub. Itβs Tiffany Grant, who voiced Asuka in Neon Genesis Evangelion!
even in the case that there are now both giant birds AND now a giant turtle monster....we still don't notify the governmnet?
WHO are these army guys then?!
#monsterdon
I'm impressed by how true this movie is to the "humans are the real monster" theme of the original Gojira. Nakayama-san watching the SDF absolutely blast that bird really felt in the same vein (and we've already gotten "nuclear weapons are horrible" right at the opening)
News lady is very chill. She's done this before. #monsterdon
"What do we do? I think we're going to need a bigger Stadium" π
This just in: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
WHOAH, tac-vision upgrade #monsterdon
in 90s movies they're allowed to say the word "kaiju" in a kaiju movie #monsterdon (it's translated as 'monster')
@jonny #Monsterdon Throw the first pitch?
That monster has the same teeth as the guy in he helicopter.
#Monsterdon
#GameraGuardianoftheGalxay
So unless I fire a gun I can literally destroy Japan?
#Monsterdon
Oh no, Bowser is on the loose. Has anyone seen an italian plumber!? #monsterdon
it's a giant ninja turtle #monsterdon
Hm. Tokyo Dome was only seven years old when the film was released.
The turtle has tusks? #Monsterdon
GAMERA SMASH
ugh, not the street ramen stalls, those are national treasures! #monsterdon
I heard there's free snacks here? Yes, this pterodactyl will do for starts. what else you got?
@lytta Yeah, he just kind of slid into the movie there #monsterdon