Scared cameraman is metadiegesis.

#monsterdon

That's some wicked bird breath #Monsterdon

We just got punked. #Gamera just wanted to draw a dick on the stadium and leave. #monsterdon

poking the fish #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Gamera is much h faster than most turtles.

Have you seen this monster?
It already has fans.

“Whats going on in the dome!” #Monsterdon

this is some very concrete looking grass #monsterdon

"Gamera Fined By Superior Court!" #Monsterdon

SALE AT PENNYS! #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Angry Birds: Kaiju Edition

#Monsterdon

did he rip a dicknballs into the stadium roof? i mean, when you wanna flick off the establishment for stealing your birds... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wish my kids were young enough for me to tell them this is where hurricanes come from.

A giant turtle that eats birds? The animal kingdom has been turned upside down tonight.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

is that the usual gamera flying style? last time i saw them it was like their hind legs were rockets and they flew like a jet #monsterdon

Gamera activates fidget spinner mode!

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Man I heard the remake of "Twister" was weird but #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

#monsterdon Gamera is the 19th Angel

#GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

All things considered, not that big a mess!

#monsterdon

@Taweret Of COURSE the turtle has rockets, DUH #Monsterdon

You really want your warning cones to blend in perfectly with your artificial turf. You know, for style.

#monsterdon

literally my favorite thing about gamera is how it flies #MONSTERDON

FART WHIRLWIND ACTION GO #monsterdon

Uh? Oh.

Gamera thinks the stadium dome is, uh, another turtle. Really annoyed at the helicopter interrupting his intimate time. I think that’s what’s going on. #monsterdon

Of course Gamera flies. I don't know what else I expected.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon Hungry birds are introduced to bullets, are not impressed with the taste.

#Monsterdon

Heli-turtle? That's a thing?

@lorgonumputz I assume all buildings in Japan are required to carry kaiju insurance #monsterdon

All of the kajiu costumes have "imma gonna git you" eyes #Monsterdon

woah, he can fly #monsterdon

Gamera hit Taco Bell on his way in. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

fuck yeah turtle ufo

#MONSTERDON

No matter how goofy the 'birds' look I still feel bad for them... Oh did Gamera come to rescue them!!! I love u Gamera #monsterdon

Laser breath. Awesome!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'll see your sonic boom and raise you a sonic knife!

those birdies got some breath. #monsterdon

May I suggest *not* flying your helicopter directly at the giant pissed-off kaiju

Just a thought

#Monsterdon

Gamera's gassy. SO GASSY. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

Gamera's just wanting some tasty wings.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

those waves from gamera like a long island nana "no honey, you go, you go back home. i'll catch up with ya layyyta" #monsterdon

lol good thing they escaped while everyone had already evacuated, if everything had gone according to plan that woulda been bad

#monsterdon

LAUNCH the TURTLE!

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Good guy Gamera....always thinking of others

#monsterdon

they tried to cage me but they didn't count on my dematerialization breath!!!! #Monsterdon

are they burping lmao?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i appreciate that Gamera wakes up and just immediately starts wrecking oil infrastructure

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

"the dome" my favorite NPB park

#monsterdon

this movie has a pretty good soundtrack #monsterdon

@apLundell Sides of beef, yum #monsterdon

IT CAN'T LEAVE THE DOME UNTIL IT GETS PARKING VALIDATED #monsterdon

"old keys, mostly-empty matchbook, rubber bands, goddammit, where are my lizard birds? why do people even _have_ junk stadiums anyway?!"

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

My noods!
#monsterdon

oh no Gamera don't hump the stadium, I know videos of turtles humping things are cute but you're much too big 😬
#monsterdon

Every time I see Gamera, in my head all I hear is, “I’m gonna beat that rabbit”. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The creature is about to crush the EPSON building! The printer ink will be everywhere!

#Monsterdon Lights! Camera! Flying lizards!

Look at those shoulder pads. Serious 90s #Monsterdon

oof, japan's gonna be mad now, you're doing in a baseball stadium. #monsterdon

Hero in a half shell!

#monsterdon #wait_wut?

"It sure wants something that you've got in there!"

[ten second delay]

"Gasp! The birds!"

Yes the birds. Of course the birds. What were you even thinking?

#monsterdon

Gamera thinks the Dome is its Mother

#GameraGOTU
#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai lol yeah I noticed that

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm here to pick up an order of wings to go. Name's Gamera. Anyone?

My noods...
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

This isn't how a "guardian of the universe" is supposed to behave

#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse

oh man...that bird is going to have a nasty hangover
#monsterdon

Those model sets are fuckin PRECIOUS #monsterdon

"I'm here for my orthodontist appointment...what do you mean it was canceled? I scheduled it 300 years ago!" #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

@Rozzychan
#Monsterdon

Except these definitely have teeth!

zombie monster larva! #monsterdon

this movie must be like The Godfather for turtles #Monsterdon

No...
We HAVE established the relationship between the monsters.

One is food. One is not.

#Monsterdon

"The monster's coming!"

HI, I'M GAMERA. HAVE YOU SEEN TIMMY ANYWHERE? #Monsterdon

@Taweret @apLundell The grounds crew has to work on the dome closing speed, more like a venus flytrap action would be helpful #monsterdon

Damn these monsters are always knocking out the power grid
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gamera's cry here sounds like a really streched out Wilhelm scream

also, starting to get some miniatures work?? #monsterdon

Gamera, seen here guarding the universe ... #Monsterdon

@Taweret I'm loving them
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “A giant monster.”
”It’s crazy, I know.”
“We already have three 15 meter birds!”

he looks pissed off #monsterdon

some nice model work

#monsterdon

This is what happens when the teenage mutant turtles grow up.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Seriously uh... with only having seen the first Gamera movie and only kind of remembering it... what HAPPENED to Gamera #monsterdon

#monsterdon Saber–tooth turtles, I like it.

oh good, the evac bridges had already been deployed for everyone to run across #monsterdon

"The monster's relationship with the birds has not been identified, our journalists are looking for their Facebook profiles right now" #monsterdon

so....which TMNT character best resembles Gamera?

I vote Mikey...Mikey is a party dude.

#monsterdon

@amyfou I mean this kind of thing happens all the time... #monsterdon

No, Gamera, not the model set!!!
#Monsterdon

evacuation scenes, my beloved. #monsterdon

nive shot, quality composting, followed by a great construction site explosion

1990s gamera had _all_ its shit together

#monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@Newpa_Hasai Is that the humans' chain of command or the kaiju's?

#Monsterdon

So what I'm getting from this is that all Gyaos are innately but cannot resist a free meal

#monsterdon

attempting to determine where the news cameras were surplussed from, those are some OLD ones #monsterdon

I wonder what the insurance investigators are up to.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Quick! Get the hydrogen destroyer we used on godzilla!

#Monsterdon

I'm enjoying all the little cuts to small mundane objects being destroyed in the wake of the kaiju... the boat radio, the dog's leash, and now the bowl of noodles #monsterdon

Green screen Gamera is grainy.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

"The military is stricly self defense! We can only attack if the enemy opens fire."

"Does that apply to kaiju, too? Show me where it's written."

#monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse