Finally! An adult ninja turtle!

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oh the monster is epileptic. thats convenient #monsterdon

#monsterdon you can criticize a lot about these movies but that foley fucking _NAILED_ angry Gyaos birds tearing into a nice juicy steak

A couple of weeks ago I said it’ll be really funny if they put googly eyes on Godzilla… it looks like they put googly eyes on some of those birds… and it’s not really very funny. #Monsterdon

And their debut act is to destroy the fossil fuel industry huzzah

#Monsterdon #Gamera #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Dr Nagamine's expression says 'I feel really bad about killing all these creatures like this' #monsterdon

also wait did Gamera just show up. is that Gamera. Why is he godzilla-ing

I appreciate the pilot quickly taking off his NVGs when the fire starts.

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Is there an inch of beach in Japan that doesn't have industrial fuel tanks? Or is that just in the movies? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

Aww adorable little blood thirsty muppets.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian

(pans by oil towers) Sponsored by Shell!

When you need petrol to maybe blow up a practical effects monster, turn to the Shell Corporation.

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SMACKDOWN!!!
by Gamera

#GameraGOTU
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ATOLL YA SO #monsterdon

Jeeze, ya'll weren't kidding when you said this was just Jurassic Park #monsterdon

@Taweret "kaiju catcher" is surely the best position on any baseball team

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Once again, kaiju movie score is top notch

If I ruled Hollywood, I'd make a 1/100 rule, where for every $100 you spend on VFX for a movie, you have to spend at least $1 on producing the soundtrack

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@blogdiva Ugh, sorry to hear, but hoping #monsterdon helps in whatever way it can.

i do enjoy practical effects monsters tho

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do they...do they have GOOGLY EYES? #monsterdon

ofc its not closed. it takes half an hour to close

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who put googly eyes on the birds?
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@Lazarou #Monsterdon LAWN darts.

@jonny Big, yes, and they’ve killed civilians.

At least, that’s my understanding, based on the subtitled version. #monsterdon

Gonna take longer to render the line drawing of the stadium than to close the fucking lid. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

I think Nedryland JP computers were faster than this dome-closer #monsterdon

lmao at the pterano-whatevers hovering like half a foot off the ground with regular speed wing flaps while eating #monsterdon

....do they also have ridiculous googly eyes? I can't tell for sure with this video quality but I think they might have ridiculous googly eyes

Is that soy beef? #monsterdon

@Lazarou two years after. Several of these sequences have the same vibe as ones in JP

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This music, my goodness
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i mean, when i see a bunch of raw meat in a stadium, i too forget about my distaste for sportsball and head right down for a bite. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Here comes Gamera, here comes Gamera, right down Gamera lane...

#Monsterdon Naturalist more concerned about the not-birds than the human bystanders. Checks out.

From Nile Red I learned about Bird Stop made from methylanthranilate made from concord grapes. Birds hate it. That would come in handy.

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#GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

50 knots is fucking impressive
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I love how seriously this movie takes itself. Everyone's so dang earnest. And the mission-impossible music! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Game a looks badass so far. I love it.

that's right, you tell 'em ma'am. him and his off brand clark kent glasses. #monsterdon

I appreciate our heroine treats the cabinet member with zero respect. I like that. #Monsterdon

@forestine

If someone hasn't come up with a GyaOS computer yet, now's your chance!

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Those are the most mom jeans possible #monsterdon

We don't always get baseball in our #monsterdon selection, but when we do it's a good time

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i think my favorite thing about this movie is how the ornithologist keeps being like “they’re not birds!” and then everyone’s like “ok but what are we gonna do about the birds, you’re an ornithologist!”

Wait, I missed something, why are the bird creatures attacking that new stadium? Is this an Olympics thing?

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Turtle Magnetic Anomaly 1 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Caught up with you folks at the finding of Big Comma.

gotta say the 4K of this is INCREDIBLE #monsterdon

Does the Defense Force have authority to cancel a baseball game?

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Oh great. You released The Nothing.

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1970s disco island #monsterdon

SEISMIC ACTIVITY IN YOUR AREA #monsterdon

...Why are they finding a big Norse engraving in the Pacific? That is... that's Norse. Is Gamera supposed to be Jörmungandr? #monsterdon

Wait, why is there a runestone? #monsterdon

Why is it Norse runes? :_runes:

#Monsterdon #Gamera

I think these little stone EarPods show up in the next reboot, and there’s something like them in the latest Zelda game, so I assume there’s an older Japanese cultural referemce I’m ignorant of.

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Seriously, Gamera, please come eat this guy

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She hit that man with the 「わかてください」 so hard that it changed his personality instantly

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Doctor, we only invited you to this meeting because we needed someone to undermine. #Monsterdon

Those were all the commas that were neglected in texts and social media posts. #Monsterdon

Love the nasal voice on the cabinet member #Monsterdon

@lysdexic I was thinking "Island of Misfit Punctuation" but this works too

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@ordinoides Someone get Oxford on the line right away! #monsterdon

They have discovered the mysterious lost Island of the Oxford Commas #Monsterdon

Time to update does the dog die dot com...
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Is this Gamera or are we watching that weird Quetzacoatl movie again

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Another "Room Of Important Men"

God damn Patriarchy....

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A Seed icon.

Charms, or baby gamera.
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net I wish I remembered what they were called! They were pretty dang common in Japan like 1500 years ago

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@Newpa_Hasai Someone should have told the subtitle person that no English speaker knows what an "atoll" is. #Monsterdon

Ooh! The psychic commas.

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#monsterdon lol that old lady was dumb as hell. Ngl

Uh and assuming the camera flash thing is going to be re-integrated, also an impressive time-to-kaiju-countermeasure!

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#Monsterdon Damn, those AirPods are HUGE!

The little cakes at this emergency meeting look delicious #monsterdon

Having just finished Aubrey Maturin series I just wonder if it is a right turtle for eating or not
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magatama! #monsterdon

Birdie.
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Oh, it's a wireframe terrapin. #Monsterdon

"Thanks, professor. We'll back with more on the birds after sports and the weather"

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"It's 60 meters long and 55 meters high." And full of turtle meat. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

the Self-Defense Force, _never_ to be referred to as The SDF... #monsterdon

"There is no such bird": Classic ornithologist cover up.

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is she being kidnapped or something or why would a scientist not be able to give a reasonable interview to the.. oh right #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The dubbing is so bad it’s good. I love it!

Now I see this whole series was a prequel to Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) #monsterdon

I too like to say what I've always known after it is proven true
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Big old chonky 90s VDU's, a handy weapon as well.....

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#monsterdon I wanna see godzills cousin.

"That's alotta shit."
Wait. I'm feeling deja view.
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Ah, first appearance of the metal comma. I'm beginning to remember the last time watching these films #monsterdon

from one Gamera to three Gamerot #monsterdon

Run away like you're running from a horseshoe shaped ship that's rolling onto you: In a straightline, never altering to your left or right. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

The problem is that humans kept on killing off the megafauna. Normally a giant evil bird would nab a ground sloth or a glyptodon and be satisfied for a few days, but now they need to eat a half dozen humans in the same span of time.

#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

No Flash Pictures. Please. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@SnoopJ oof now my appetite for the ice cream I just bought is officially ruined

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don't believe you, repeat, i don't believe you. better luck next time, over and out. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our bird shows up on radar! 15 meter wingspan! Probably eats side characters!

It's important to inform Air Traffic Control how many people a giant bird has eaten. #monsterdon

Geeze the voice dubbing on this guy. "I got me a kaiju it's a big as a WHALE and it's about to SET SAIL!" #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"anyways please call the Air Force and tell them about a really big bird" #monsterdon

I see this pile of poo and all I can think of is Close Encounters of the Third Kind. #monsterdon

Radar figures prominently in this plot #monsterdon