We don't always get baseball in our #monsterdon selection, but when we do it's a good time

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i think my favorite thing about this movie is how the ornithologist keeps being like “they’re not birds!” and then everyone’s like “ok but what are we gonna do about the birds, you’re an ornithologist!”

Wait, I missed something, why are the bird creatures attacking that new stadium? Is this an Olympics thing?

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Turtle Magnetic Anomaly 1 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Caught up with you folks at the finding of Big Comma.

gotta say the 4K of this is INCREDIBLE #monsterdon

Does the Defense Force have authority to cancel a baseball game?

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Oh great. You released The Nothing.

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1970s disco island #monsterdon

SEISMIC ACTIVITY IN YOUR AREA #monsterdon

Why is it Norse runes? :_runes:

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I think these little stone EarPods show up in the next reboot, and there’s something like them in the latest Zelda game, so I assume there’s an older Japanese cultural referemce I’m ignorant of.

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Seriously, Gamera, please come eat this guy

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She hit that man with the 「わかてください」 so hard that it changed his personality instantly

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Doctor, we only invited you to this meeting because we needed someone to undermine. #Monsterdon

Those were all the commas that were neglected in texts and social media posts. #Monsterdon

Love the nasal voice on the cabinet member #Monsterdon

@lysdexic I was thinking "Island of Misfit Punctuation" but this works too

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@ordinoides Someone get Oxford on the line right away! #monsterdon

They have discovered the mysterious lost Island of the Oxford Commas #Monsterdon

Time to update does the dog die dot com...
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Is this Gamera or are we watching that weird Quetzacoatl movie again

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Another "Room Of Important Men"

God damn Patriarchy....

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A Seed icon.

Charms, or baby gamera.
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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net I wish I remembered what they were called! They were pretty dang common in Japan like 1500 years ago

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@Newpa_Hasai Someone should have told the subtitle person that no English speaker knows what an "atoll" is. #Monsterdon

Ooh! The psychic commas.

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#monsterdon lol that old lady was dumb as hell. Ngl

Uh and assuming the camera flash thing is going to be re-integrated, also an impressive time-to-kaiju-countermeasure!

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#Monsterdon Damn, those AirPods are HUGE!

The little cakes at this emergency meeting look delicious #monsterdon

Having just finished Aubrey Maturin series I just wonder if it is a right turtle for eating or not
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magatama! #monsterdon

Oh, it's a wireframe terrapin. #Monsterdon

"Thanks, professor. We'll back with more on the birds after sports and the weather"

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"It's 60 meters long and 55 meters high." And full of turtle meat. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

the Self-Defense Force, _never_ to be referred to as The SDF... #monsterdon

"There is no such bird": Classic ornithologist cover up.

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is she being kidnapped or something or why would a scientist not be able to give a reasonable interview to the.. oh right #monsterdon

I too like to say what I've always known after it is proven true
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Big old chonky 90s VDU's, a handy weapon as well.....

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#monsterdon I wanna see godzills cousin.

"That's alotta shit."
Wait. I'm feeling deja view.
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Ah, first appearance of the metal comma. I'm beginning to remember the last time watching these films #monsterdon

from one Gamera to three Gamerot #monsterdon

Run away like you're running from a horseshoe shaped ship that's rolling onto you: In a straightline, never altering to your left or right. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse

No Flash Pictures. Please. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@SnoopJ oof now my appetite for the ice cream I just bought is officially ruined

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don't believe you, repeat, i don't believe you. better luck next time, over and out. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Our bird shows up on radar! 15 meter wingspan! Probably eats side characters!

It's important to inform Air Traffic Control how many people a giant bird has eaten. #monsterdon

Geeze the voice dubbing on this guy. "I got me a kaiju it's a big as a WHALE and it's about to SET SAIL!" #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

"anyways please call the Air Force and tell them about a really big bird" #monsterdon

I see this pile of poo and all I can think of is Close Encounters of the Third Kind. #monsterdon

Radar figures prominently in this plot #monsterdon

"If it can't find food here it'll attack Japan!!!"

Because there's no food anywhere between here and Tokyo!

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She's truly a scientist, plunging her hands straight into that bird plop

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I know the Earth is big but you'd think somebody would have noticed jet sized birds flying around the Pacific before

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#Monsterdon That's what happens when you try to melt the marshmallows for the world's largest s'more too soon

“Ginormous bird crap” was not on my list of expected visuals tonight. #monsterdon

Mr. Sonar! #monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien #Monsterdon Given the storm, maybe it’s a thunderbird.

And we're elbow deep in bird poop
what is this Jurassic Park
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A pile of The Stuff!!!

#GameraGOTU
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LOVE the dramatic zoom on the map marker

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@Zerofactorial ahhhh! #monsterdon

"You don't think a bird did all this, do you?"

Eh. Bird, therapod, whatever. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Well, they insist that the Gyaos are birds for some reason #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “He drinks saki, wine, rum, and bourbon,” all at the same time.

"A bird?!" "OH GODS NOT BIRDS"

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a bird? on an island? impossible #monsterdon

Plutonium jackets #monsterdon

what a jaunty tune for this research vessel. #monsterdon

My only question if you want to be a houseboy, can you walk in shoes? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sailors never seem to catch on that moving atolls are always 100% of the time monsters.

Bright lime green is a positive colour for sea adventures

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#Monsterdon You don’t usually need to calculate the speed of an atoll, I’m just saying.

I have no choice but to stan the young officer who is treating plutonium as seriously as it deserves

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Tiny cat statuettes.

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oh no wonder the radio didn't work, he didn't plug in the microphone! what a goof!

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This is a very Jurassic Park sequence here :D #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Considered Harmful #monsterdon

wait, the gov agency is not permitted to be in the...investigation? this is levels of privatization I was not expecting. #monsterdon

"I hope he's not going to ask me to come out to the island with him" Is this a new euphemism the kids are using? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

@Newpa_Hasai I kind of liked that reference, Mu is an underappreciated legend

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That weird atoll is approaching Japan but I'm sure it's fine.

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But what if the plutonium had leaked into the sea?

Well then, we'd be watching an X-Men movie

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Those guys both look like they are in a boy band. #monsterdon

FIRE!
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Quick someone plug in that lat long and look for easter eggs.

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"The reef seems to have moved away on its own" :blobfox0_0:

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As I do not read Japanese, and our Blu-Ray does not offer subtitles for the newspaper shots, I have to assume all of those basically say OH SHIT WE'RE FUCKED WE SHOULD JUST EVACUATE TOKYO NOW AND SAVE TIME AAAAAAAAAAA!

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gamera, guardian of the flaming title sequence! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The transport has been grounded.” On Turtle Island, no doubt.

One millionth of a gram of plutonium... brb gotta do some science

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"This whole thing is completely impossible" My Dude the movie is Just Starting. Buckle up. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse

THIS WHOLE THING IS COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE! #monsterdon

You’re an atoll! #Monsterdon

"Well.....the reef seems to have moved away on its own." #monsterdon

The Ocean of DEATH #Monsterdon