this is what happens if you don't maintain your infrastructure. Your foot goes through the bridge at the most plot-relevant time. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
i don't like that their wings are so stiff
oh god please let her get taken to the secret dinosaur lair there's no way they kill her here #monsterdon
That was a magnificent chomping sound. #Monsterdon
Some lizards and birds can produce via parthenogenesis, so it's not necessarily a population dead end if all the Gyoas are female. And with ZW sex determination, their next generation could include both males and females.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
#monsterdon Finally I now know what's the purpose of the birds.
@Lazarou She meant to say "Atlanta" #monsterdon
Gjaos. Splitting the difference of G and J pronunciations.
Hmm Gjaos Gjif.
#Monsterdon #GameraGuardian
i feel like having your stadium destroyed in a kaiju battle could really throw off a team's mojo is all
"the ibis doesn't eat people" is a really good point. #monsterdon
All the kaiju are females, hmm never heard that as a plot point before #monsterdon
Do you know how much energy it takes to spin a giant turtle?
Lots.
#Monsterdon
"Cranes don't eat people."
They'd try, tho. Cranes are mean. #Monsterdon
Scientists of the round table. 🗡️
What is this table?
#Monsterdon
Cranes don't eat people.
...you mean they're lesbians?!
「 エネルギー 」 would probably make a pretty good square on an "all kaiju movies" bingo card
These kaiju do be havin' and utilizing energy
we have upgraded to SITUATION ROUND DESK #monsterdon
"I find this story highly improbable."
Mnyeh! Improbable! Mnyeh! #Monsterdon
#CharactersLivesAfterTheShowWasOver is now trending across Mastodon
#Monsterdon is now trending across Mastodon
It's not making much sense, but stuff is happening at quite a pace. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
OH GOD NOW I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO THAT GAGOYLE NEST SCENE IN INHUMANOIDS
#monsterdon
so did the baseball team ever get to play or
Oh, the good old printed news. I miss when you couldn't just delete news as tings never truly happened.
#monsterdon
That is a very logical connection between Plato and Atlantis, good work.
WHOOPS, sorry kid looks like you're this movie's psychic turtle chosen! Godspeed! #Monsterdon
Groceries are too expensive now because of Joe Biden and/or the Kaiju #monsterdon
stop making us read your weird poetry, dad #monsterdon
@yatsu Oh, I thought the woman who screamed and dove under the booth got away! #Monsterdon #GameraGOTU
It's literally just these y'all, it's mostly just weird in BEING IN THE PACIFIC. #monsterdon
oh the runes WERE a plot! #monsterdon
yeah the professor also says you can make a radio out of coconuts so i'd take his shit with a grain of salt
"Giant mystery monster at large!"
"Will it attack Tokyo?!"
My money's on _yes_. No kaiju can resist Tokyo! That's just _science_.
Oh, I've got that mount in Final Fantasy 14 #Monsterdon
In other news, I’m amazed that we keep referring to the clearly-reptilian flying things as “the birds”, but the obvious turtle is only called “the monster”. #monsterdon
I want Japanese food now...
They have laser breath that slices cleanly through metal? #monsterdon
Why does Gamera walk on two legs instead of the way most turtles move? It looks really uncomfortable #monsterdon
oh yeah i forgot turtles could do that
Gamera is the climate activist we all need to look up to #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
@CactuarJoe Surprise Okuu?
The birds can MEGAFLARE??? #Monsterdon
that news camera shot with the VCR scanlines and motion blur was pure metal gear solid 2 and i fuckin love it #monsterdon
LOL they can't attack the kaiju, they can only defend?
So, we've got some political commentary/classic yucks about Japanese bureaucracy as well. At least, I'm assuming that might be a bit of a jibe at the constitutional limitations on the actions of the JSDF in real life.
@Lazarou https://xkcd.com/723/ but for kaiju attack
@diazona Human, I think. But gamera seemed to be annoyed at those birds going off on their own.
It's out job to shine a light on it until we die. -Soldiers, probably #monsterdon
"Do not look at the monster while evacuating."
Forget the baseball stadium, the real Japanese national pasttime is in the streets, running from a giant rubber lizard. #Monsterdon
Everyone please panic in an orderly fashion. #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
#monsterdon Their plan was almost perfect but the damn millitary was too trigger happy
Kaijuu! Kaijuu warning!
@Lazarou The macaw sculpture shows she's into birds! #Monsterdon #GameraGOTU
@Taweret They probably have to move the venue to a nearby college ballpark #monsterdon
I forget who pointed it out, but they did, in fact, have googly eyes
It's TURTLE TIME! :blobrainbow: :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon
The monster destroyed someone's ramen. This means war.
This is a unix system... I know this 👁️👁️🧑🏼💻
so if the military takes over a stadium to catch a kaiju does that mean the hometeam forfeits?
That was a tragic story about noodles in three shots #Monsterdon
Finally! An adult ninja turtle!
#monsterdon
#Gamer:GaurianOfTheUniverse
oh the monster is epileptic. thats convenient #monsterdon
#monsterdon you can criticize a lot about these movies but that foley fucking _NAILED_ angry Gyaos birds tearing into a nice juicy steak
A couple of weeks ago I said it’ll be really funny if they put googly eyes on Godzilla… it looks like they put googly eyes on some of those birds… and it’s not really very funny. #Monsterdon
And their debut act is to destroy the fossil fuel industry huzzah
Dr Nagamine's expression says 'I feel really bad about killing all these creatures like this' #monsterdon
also wait did Gamera just show up. is that Gamera. Why is he godzilla-ing
I appreciate the pilot quickly taking off his NVGs when the fire starts.
Is there an inch of beach in Japan that doesn't have industrial fuel tanks? Or is that just in the movies? #monsterdon #GameraGuardianOfTheUniverse
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When you need petrol to maybe blow up a practical effects monster, turn to the Shell Corporation.
SMACKDOWN!!!
by Gamera
ATOLL YA SO #monsterdon
Jeeze, ya'll weren't kidding when you said this was just Jurassic Park #monsterdon
@Taweret "kaiju catcher" is surely the best position on any baseball team
Once again, kaiju movie score is top notch
If I ruled Hollywood, I'd make a 1/100 rule, where for every $100 you spend on VFX for a movie, you have to spend at least $1 on producing the soundtrack
@blogdiva Ugh, sorry to hear, but hoping #monsterdon helps in whatever way it can.
i do enjoy practical effects monsters tho
do they...do they have GOOGLY EYES? #monsterdon
ofc its not closed. it takes half an hour to close
who put googly eyes on the birds?
#monsterdon
@Lazarou #Monsterdon LAWN darts.
@jonny Big, yes, and they’ve killed civilians.
At least, that’s my understanding, based on the subtitled version. #monsterdon
Gonna take longer to render the line drawing of the stadium than to close the fucking lid. #monsterdon #gameraguardianoftheuniverse
I think Nedryland JP computers were faster than this dome-closer #monsterdon
Is that soy beef? #monsterdon
This music, my goodness
#Monsterdon
i mean, when i see a bunch of raw meat in a stadium, i too forget about my distaste for sportsball and head right down for a bite. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Here comes Gamera, here comes Gamera, right down Gamera lane...
#Monsterdon Naturalist more concerned about the not-birds than the human bystanders. Checks out.
From Nile Red I learned about Bird Stop made from methylanthranilate made from concord grapes. Birds hate it. That would come in handy.
50 knots is fucking impressive
#Monsterdon
I love how seriously this movie takes itself. Everyone's so dang earnest. And the mission-impossible music! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Game a looks badass so far. I love it.
that's right, you tell 'em ma'am. him and his off brand clark kent glasses. #monsterdon
I appreciate our heroine treats the cabinet member with zero respect. I like that. #Monsterdon
Those are the most mom jeans possible #monsterdon