this is DANGEROUSLY close to a beach dance party #monsterdon
like she kidnapped and plagiarized that gamera-gaios mutant abomination, huh? how the turntables #monsterdon
Honestly I am here for the moody hacker Jesse and James vibe #monsterdon
AH FRICK! Jumpscare....
Even worse than Gyaos. They just ate people.
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It occurs to me that this movie has significantly less prominently-displayed Kirin Beer than the last one. #Monsterdon
lady that beer isn't warm it's scorching hot #monsterdon
It's the 90s, we gotta have the hacker, but I didn't expect ... dreamcast #monsterdon
My wife just said these two remind her of team rocket #monsterdon
Nick Cave here is our mysterious Dreamcast game designer, right? #monsterdon
Damn his acting is so good and sad. His live has been a string of chaos since the giant birds first arrived.
He's such a physical actor even in little moments sitting there drinking beer.
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capsule House, M.D. episode inside a kaiju movie #monsterdon
that's what I'm sayin!
#monsterdon
"the comma.like yours, but a different font" #monsterdon
@bunnyhero Yeah strong Aliens vibes #monsterdon
fuck iris death to america #monsterdon
@Louisa Yeah, daddy's Gamera saved Japan from aliens and kids cheered. This one... yikes!π³
#Monsterdon
Hey Ratchet cameo! I didn't expect any Transformers content tonight.
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You could have a serial killer running around and the police here would be like, "Oh, I guess the Gyaos strikes again, no need to investigate anything." #Monsterdon
corpse jump scares and suggestive tentacle scenes in a Gamera movie? its more likely than you think
dried out human corpse 10/10 #monsterdon
the one really cranks up the horror elements. i love it #monsterdon
always pray after a jump scare and properly dispose of the corpse #monsterdon
@Fragglemuppet There's also a version on #Tubi. This movie looks like ALOT.π³ #Monsterdon
... That's a leg.
Ewwwww.
#MONSTERDON
This has got to be the first movie where a hero hides by moving to a farm, and then actually realizes that farm work is HARD.
just when I thought I was outβ¦the kaiju pull me back inβ¦β¦ #monsterdon
Gamera consumes mana? Gamera is a MAGIC USER!?
Asagi this is a crazy theory. I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
#MONSTERDON
oh that's him, the creepy talent scout #monsterdon
@Taweret this Gamera series has epic chewy slurpy slimy soundtracks it's sure some kind of ASMR #Monsterdon
shut up pig he saved her #monsterdon
Um.... what just happened?
Wait no I don't wanna know.
#MONSTERDON
@Taweret The sound design on this is really working hard. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I hope we're not going to be in trouble for raising a Gaos in secret.
Oh no... Baby is sick. Feed the baby snail thingy!
Feed it... wait did it eat a raccoon dog?
What if Cthulhian horror... but cut?
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Oh bro you gotta be careful pulling her out of the matrix like that #monsterdon
the slime sound effects
this was the hardest part of Until Dawn (2015) #monsterdon
gamera confirmed only line of defense against neocolonialist mana extraction #monsterdon
kaiju attack japan because they need mana. i actually love that explanation
wow this really coulda used a content warning #TentaclePorn #Monsterdon
i will not judge your kinks, I will not judge your kinks, I will not judge your kinks #monsterdon #Monsterdong
folx let's be real I don't think this bird is to trusted #monsterdon
BABY WANTS PROTEIN!
Feed him meat and blood!
Blood for the widdle baby demon.
#MONSTERDON
Welp now we have eldritch PokΓ©mon
sir I was not prepared for your Babylon 5-lookinβ ass #monsterdon
your Iris has evolved
yup, that's a bird
#monsterdon
ooooh, an _even bigger_ radioactive chapstick #monsterdon
#monsterdon This girl is not super smart, is she?
I'm enjoying the refusal to settle on whether Gyaos is a bird or not. #Monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo Welcome to '90s Japanese politics, ngl. #monsterdon
The day drinking is absolutely the most important part of this discussion panel #monsterdon
I appreciate this movieβs ambiguity about our defender, but I feel like weβre now veering toward βletβs remilitarizeβ territory. #monsterdon
oh sure, gamera sets a bunch of innocent people on fire and somehow that's his fault. real fair
A Dreamcast?
A BETA VERSION!
I want to play it!
Wait is this just Seaman?
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your new pet turtle thing eats through its tentacles it seems you don't know it as well as you think young lady #Monsterdon
[looking directly into camera] Gamera, if youβre watching this, I love you #monsterdon
I really want an Iris-shaped silly straw
@Taweret That'd be me tho #Monsterdon
@strangefour Definitely a pokemon #monsterdon
Aww it's justa cute widdle baby~~~
. . . thing? Snail? Pokemon?
#MONSTERDON
ah yes, this tentacled matter-aborbing creature seems like it will make a great pet
Anatomical can opener #MONSTERDON
@apLundell Said no one ever. #Monsterdon
Welp grandma. This info is a little late!
Thanks for the family tradition of protecting the world.
#MONSTERDON
Lol that guy also just has a Dreamcast controller on his desk. #monsterdon
I need to know just a little about the algorithm for calculating βmanaβ. #monsterdon
#monsterdon. It was a hit video game! It was about weather.
We used to have cool Dreamcast now we have lousy GPT boy things have gone to crap #Monsterdon
The shrine was an eggy!
Eggy has hatched. Where baby?
New magatama jewel is very pointy.
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#monsterdon To use a Dreamcast you have to sit six inches from the TV.
@DinosaurRobo This is really a treasure trove of late 90s tech #monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo Oh man I wanna play some Power Stone or PSO now #Monsterdon
remember that the idea of "war crimes" was constructed by the imperialist carceral state and we can expect it to be charged against every liberatory struggle and never against the daily crimes of imperialism itself #FreeGamera
#monsterdon
Dreamcast! #monsterdon
Omg iris is so cute
what could possibly go wrong with THIS plan #monsterdon
i found this slimy ancient monster baby. isn't it great?
BABY CHILD MONSTER I love it π #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I'm glad my family aren't the hereditary guardians of a kaiju.
Seems high pressure.
ALWAYS keep a 10β blade on ya, kid #monsterdon
@moira @DinosaurRobo Having just finished Gamera 2 before starting this, itβs a stark turn from the entire military one by one triumphantly saluting Gamera
oh, just another magic comma. i was hoping for a magic interrobang
Gamera still protects a child... but SO MUCH collateral damage.
classic capitalist anti-gamera propaganda, that's all I'm gonna say #monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo This one is straight-up leaning hard into early-Godzilla "no this is _just bad_" and death everywhere. #monsterdon
[cheerily] weβre in total panic! #monsterdon
@Taweret I think theyβre βgyaos birbsβ #Monsterdon
I watched part of this subbed earlier, and that kid seemed way less convinced in the original Japanese. Traumatized, trying to convince himself. βGamera saved us!β Brutal. #monsterdon
so the gyaos ARE birds? yes?
Before the sad story of Fry's dog Seymour, there was Hachiko.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D
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Not since the Oregon DOT blew up a whale has so much flaming blubber caused so much damage #monsterdon
THAT SQUISH NOISE WHEN THE BURNING BOULDER FELL #Monsterdon