this is DANGEROUSLY close to a beach dance party #monsterdon

like she kidnapped and plagiarized that gamera-gaios mutant abomination, huh? how the turntables #monsterdon

Honestly I am here for the moody hacker Jesse and James vibe #monsterdon

AH FRICK! Jumpscare....
Even worse than Gyaos. They just ate people.
#MONSTERDON

It occurs to me that this movie has significantly less prominently-displayed Kirin Beer than the last one. #Monsterdon

lady that beer isn't warm it's scorching hot #monsterdon

It's the 90s, we gotta have the hacker, but I didn't expect ... dreamcast #monsterdon

My wife just said these two remind her of team rocket #monsterdon

Nick Cave here is our mysterious Dreamcast game designer, right? #monsterdon

Damn his acting is so good and sad. His live has been a string of chaos since the giant birds first arrived.
He's such a physical actor even in little moments sitting there drinking beer.
#MONSTERDON

capsule House, M.D. episode inside a kaiju movie #monsterdon

that's what I'm sayin!
#monsterdon

"the comma.like yours, but a different font" #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Yeah strong Aliens vibes #monsterdon

fuck iris death to america #monsterdon

@Louisa Yeah, daddy's Gamera saved Japan from aliens and kids cheered. This one... yikes!😳
#Monsterdon

Hey Ratchet cameo! I didn't expect any Transformers content tonight.
#MONSTERDON

You could have a serial killer running around and the police here would be like, "Oh, I guess the Gyaos strikes again, no need to investigate anything." #Monsterdon

"Beer hasn't tasted this good in years!"

The secret ingredient is Iris slime!

#monsterdon

corpse jump scares and suggestive tentacle scenes in a Gamera movie? its more likely than you think

#monsterdon

dried out human corpse 10/10 #monsterdon

the one really cranks up the horror elements. i love it #monsterdon

always pray after a jump scare and properly dispose of the corpse #monsterdon

@Fragglemuppet There's also a version on #Tubi. This movie looks like ALOT.😳 #Monsterdon

... That's a leg.
Ewwwww.
#MONSTERDON

This has got to be the first movie where a hero hides by moving to a farm, and then actually realizes that farm work is HARD.

#monsterdon

just when I thought I was out…the kaiju pull me back in…… #monsterdon

Gamera consumes mana? Gamera is a MAGIC USER!?
Asagi this is a crazy theory. I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
#MONSTERDON

oh that's him, the creepy talent scout #monsterdon

Oh hey it’s Dreamcast controller guy again

What’s his deal

#monsterdon

@Taweret this Gamera series has epic chewy slurpy slimy soundtracks it's sure some kind of ASMR #Monsterdon

shut up pig he saved her #monsterdon

IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT

THAN FADE AWAAAAAAAAAY

#monsterdon

Um.... what just happened?
Wait no I don't wanna know.
#MONSTERDON

@Taweret The sound design on this is really working hard. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I hope we're not going to be in trouble for raising a Gaos in secret.

Oh no... Baby is sick. Feed the baby snail thingy!
Feed it... wait did it eat a raccoon dog?
What if Cthulhian horror... but cut?
#MONSTERDON

Oh bro you gotta be careful pulling her out of the matrix like that #monsterdon

the slime sound effects

#monsterdon

this was the hardest part of Until Dawn (2015) #monsterdon

gamera confirmed only line of defense against neocolonialist mana extraction #monsterdon

kaiju attack japan because they need mana. i actually love that explanation

#monsterdon

wow this really coulda used a content warning #TentaclePorn #Monsterdon

i will not judge your kinks, I will not judge your kinks, I will not judge your kinks #monsterdon #Monsterdong

folx let's be real I don't think this bird is to trusted #monsterdon

BABY WANTS PROTEIN!
Feed him meat and blood!
Blood for the widdle baby demon.
#MONSTERDON

Welp now we have eldritch Pokémon

#Monsterdon

sir I was not prepared for your Babylon 5-lookin’ ass #monsterdon

your Iris has evolved

#monsterdon

yup, that's a bird
#monsterdon

The tentacles are really, really penisy

I do not want to look up fanfic for this movie

#Monsterdon

ooooh, an _even bigger_ radioactive chapstick #monsterdon

#monsterdon This girl is not super smart, is she?

I'm enjoying the refusal to settle on whether Gyaos is a bird or not. #Monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo Welcome to '90s Japanese politics, ngl. #monsterdon

The day drinking is absolutely the most important part of this discussion panel #monsterdon

I appreciate this movie’s ambiguity about our defender, but I feel like we’re now veering toward “let’s remilitarize” territory. #monsterdon

oh sure, gamera sets a bunch of innocent people on fire and somehow that's his fault. real fair

#monsterdon

A Dreamcast?
A BETA VERSION!
I want to play it!
Wait is this just Seaman?
#MONSTERDON

your new pet turtle thing eats through its tentacles it seems you don't know it as well as you think young lady #Monsterdon

[looking directly into camera] Gamera, if you’re watching this, I love you #monsterdon

I really want an Iris-shaped silly straw

#monsterdon

@Taweret That'd be me tho #Monsterdon

@strangefour Definitely a pokemon #monsterdon

Aww it's justa cute widdle baby~~~
. . . thing? Snail? Pokemon?
#MONSTERDON

ah yes, this tentacled matter-aborbing creature seems like it will make a great pet

#monsterdon

Anatomical can opener #MONSTERDON

@apLundell Said no one ever. #Monsterdon

Welp grandma. This info is a little late!
Thanks for the family tradition of protecting the world.
#MONSTERDON

Lol that guy also just has a Dreamcast controller on his desk. #monsterdon

I need to know just a little about the algorithm for calculating “mana”. #monsterdon

#monsterdon. It was a hit video game! It was about weather.

We used to have cool Dreamcast now we have lousy GPT boy things have gone to crap #Monsterdon

The shrine was an eggy!
Eggy has hatched. Where baby?
New magatama jewel is very pointy.
#MONSTERDON

#monsterdon To use a Dreamcast you have to sit six inches from the TV.

@DinosaurRobo This is really a treasure trove of late 90s tech #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo Oh man I wanna play some Power Stone or PSO now #Monsterdon

remember that the idea of "war crimes" was constructed by the imperialist carceral state and we can expect it to be charged against every liberatory struggle and never against the daily crimes of imperialism itself #FreeGamera
#monsterdon

shhhhhhh

it's thinking

#monsterdon

Dreamcast! #monsterdon

Omg iris is so cute

#MONSTERDON

what could possibly go wrong with THIS plan #monsterdon

i found this slimy ancient monster baby. isn't it great?

#monsterdon

BABY CHILD MONSTER I love it 😭 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm glad my family aren't the hereditary guardians of a kaiju.

Seems high pressure.

ALWAYS keep a 10” blade on ya, kid #monsterdon

@moira @DinosaurRobo Having just finished Gamera 2 before starting this, it’s a stark turn from the entire military one by one triumphantly saluting Gamera

#MONSTERDON

oh, just another magic comma. i was hoping for a magic interrobang

#monsterdon

Gamera still protects a child... but SO MUCH collateral damage.

#MONSTERDON

classic capitalist anti-gamera propaganda, that's all I'm gonna say #monsterdon

#GlowingComma #Monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo This one is straight-up leaning hard into early-Godzilla "no this is _just bad_" and death everywhere. #monsterdon

[cheerily] we’re in total panic! #monsterdon

@Taweret I think they’re “gyaos birbs” #Monsterdon

I watched part of this subbed earlier, and that kid seemed way less convinced in the original Japanese. Traumatized, trying to convince himself. “Gamera saved us!” Brutal. #monsterdon

so the gyaos ARE birds? yes?

#monsterdon

Before the sad story of Fry's dog Seymour, there was Hachiko.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D
#MONSTERDON

"gamera protected me"

yeah, i guess. he also set a bunch of people on fire. but, yeah

#monsterdon

Not since the Oregon DOT blew up a whale has so much flaming blubber caused so much damage #monsterdon

THAT SQUISH NOISE WHEN THE BURNING BOULDER FELL #Monsterdon