@Louisa *plonk* #monsterdon

"Hirys, it's Irys!"
That fire transition is really neat.
#MONSTERDON

getting ripped out of a bad acid trip by Gamera #monsterdon

HES BEING CRUCIFIED JUST LIKE EVA-01
#monsterdon

I knew gamera was innocent #monsterdon

Got reinserted into the matrix #monsterdon

I thought Gamera was supposed to be full of turtle meat, not pea soup?

#monsterdon

@Louisa Me every day in the kitchen. #Monsterdon

[belch] #monsterdon

middle school girls can breathe underwater, right?

#monsterdon

It needed a little burp sound there. #Monsterdon

Iris listen to mummy you've been a Mad Monster BAD #Monsterdon

lmao #monsterdon

No other Gamera or even Godilla monster is like this. It's just upsettingly wrong looking. I love it.
#MONSTERDON

let's say it godzilla could never #monsterdon

oofa doofa
#monsterdon

total monster mayhem very impressive #Monsterdon

*Sephiroth music intensifies*
#MONSTERDON

Well, it's good to see the escalators aren't affected

#brokenlikealways #monsterdon

They 006ed him #monsterdon #goldeneye

it is unclear exactly what kind of move he was trying to do #monsterdon

Will someone punch the slimy hacker man? Shut him up somehow.
Gamera punch this man!
#MONSTERDON

So HE'S dead. #Monsterdon

well at least that guy got horribly crushed to death

#monsterdon

NOW MEET DEATH #monsterdon

nice detail in all the people running below #monsterdon

The son's of the patriots are firing their missiles.
Damn it! He's turtle meat now...
#MONSTERDON

mark ruffalo going from depressed garbage man to assault a cop in the streets is what I call character development #monsterdon

“Oh! Kill? *That’s* what I’m supposed to be doing?” #monsterdon

Screen caps how are you darker than my screen? I guess dual monitors are tricky.

HE SPIN!!!
#MONSTERDON

Goddamn, what a shot. Beautiful #monsterdon

fuck yeah, king shit, dudes rock
#monsterdon

and now, we reflect upon the cosmos #monsterdon

the flames give this night scene so much light and color. nicely done

#monsterdon

Thinking of buying a black turtleneck and starting a career as a doomsaying nihilist. I've already got the limp wrists and smugness...

#monsterdon

get its ass gamera #monsterdon

Ha. Iris bulks out when it touches the ground. I guess rubber suits aren't dead yet.

#monsterdon

BY GAWD! THAT'S GAMERA'S MUSIC!
#MONSTERDON

Rei? No. NO. NO, REI. No. #monsterdon

…why is she the only one getting so wet lol #monsterdon

im gonna be honest, i had low expectations for this one once i saw it was "just" the gyaos again, and i have been proven a fool
#monsterdon

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Who is this guy? why are they still hanging around him now that he can't take them anywhere anyway?

#Monsterdon

We're JUST Neon Genesis Evangelion now. #monsterdon

OH! I forgot how much of a FFXIV boss the adult Iris was.
#MONSTERDON

good use of silence in a movie that’s constantly brimming with background noise #monsterdon

@ryan They bought all those missiles, they've gotta use them on something! #Monsterdon

It's time for FINAL FUSION! #Monsterdon

"To save a lovely girl we must follow a lovely girl."
"Oh yeah sure. But the giant killer snail is going to go there too."
"Huh whut?"
#MONSTERDON

This one's *all* about the tentacles #Monsterdon

god bless us we WILL continue to slam multimillion dollar missiles into things despite all prior evidence of that affecting basically nothing #monsterdon

gamera literally eats being on fire it's like they didn't watch the first movie
#monsterdon

GAMERA: spins
ME: hoots, hollers

#monsterdon

@req they can't defeat the bird's A.T. Field
#monsterdon

Gamera Is My Co-Pilot #monsterdon

I love their giant trackball, are they playing arcade Asteroids? #Monsterdon

Iris is such a weird weird design. It's humanoid in the vaguest sense but utterly alien. It has no eyes. Just a glowing orb in the middle of it's head. Well "head" it's a sharp silver skeleton of a top appendage.
#MONSTERDON

even in time of kaiju, there will be a rail replacement bus service #monsterdon

Iris is legit cool monster design. I can’t tell if it’s still changing every time we see it? Whatever. So cool.

#MONSTERDON

mr. anno is this angel yours #monsterdon

Fantastic. #monsterdon

i feel like Deoxys is gonna show up any second

#monsterdon

"To save a lovely girl, you must follow the lovely girl."

That could be the tagline for an anime or a 90s jRPG.

#monsterdon

kyoto, known romcom location #monsterdon

the va who said "in pursuit" hates the troops :salute:​
#monsterdon

this guy gets played by mark ruffalo in the marvel remake #monsterdon

Hey it's full kaiju form time!
I do not have a matching Gamera figure for this movie. Just the titular Pokemon of Revenge.
#MONSTERDON

(Is Watchmen a Kaiju comic?)

#monsterdon

Wow, Japanese Ian Malcolm is even more of a jerk than the American one

#monsterdon

🎉 officer down 🎉 #monsterdon

Super cool monster design but yes also 100% the thing on the cover of something like "Pokemon Magenta" #Monsterdon

Now it looks kind like the Watchmen squid #monsterdon

This guy's creepy, I like him #monsterdon

sure yeah…if all our experience has taught us anything, it’s that small arms fire is gonna be super effective #monsterdon

Lmao yeah this guy is totally moody hacker Jesse

Prepare for trouble

#monsterdon

Kidnapped by a crazy cult lady? Whut? Well this is getting weirder. I have forgotten way more about this movie than the previous two.
#MONSTERDON

surely, this time ordinary bullets will work on the kaiju

#monsterdon

@pinkosock jesus he keeps doing the limp wrist thing #monsterdon

@Louisa Competent translators. #monsterdon

So this "Revenge of Iris" is like "Revenge of the Fallen", just introducing some totally new character out of nowhere to get revenge for something, a motivation that implies history and backstory. #Monsterdon

watching this guy feels like being called a slur
#monsterdon

...and then there are these creepy monsterphile dudes edgy 90s kaiju was wild #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Does this guy get eaten soon?

@Louisa That’s how Pokémon evolution works #monsterdon #pocketmonsterdon

yeah that is 100% a legendary pokemon

#monsterdon

me when im a bird
#monsterdon

[david attenborough voice] the majestic Gyaos, #monsterdon

#MONSTERDON I gotta jump off and circle back to this #Gamera movie later, but it started out goooooooood...👍

the modelwork is so good I keep not remembering it's modelwork #monsterdon

maybe you shouldn't bring all those tanks so close to a creature that is known to like canned food #monsterdon

Sex scene gone wrong. #monsterdon

yeah this guy is just an anime character

#monsterdon

the young ladies in this movie sure learn harsh lessons #Monsterdon

This is also giving me LOST vibes #monsterdon

@Taweret thriving. living in the moment #monsterdon

enjoying a nice camping trip only to be attacked by a legendary pokemon and turned into a desiccated corpse. aint that just the way

#monsterdon

his powers are somehow limited rn #monsterdon

how trashed would you be if you took a shot for every shot of military vehicles rolling out in #monsterdon

Y'know team, there are voice actors from places _other than_ Texas #monsterdon

that kaiju design is very legendary pokemon

#monsterdon