gamera: protecting the children, but fuck the adults #monsterdon

GAMERA SET HACHIKO ON FIRE!
BOO THIS TURTLE!
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this is more hardcore and convincing than half of Game of Thrones’ FX work #monsterdon

all those people's kid are also gonna grow up hating gamera

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Are we sure these are gyaos? I think I just saw one flapping? #MONSTERDON

I forget what the iconic image of this movie was. But fucked up Gyaos muppet is a strong contender.
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So, uh, all those people are dead. #Monsterdon

The Gyaos flying effects are so much better this time. #monsterdon

the mark millar's civil war of kaiju movies #monsterdon

Was not expecting Gamera upskirt fanservice... 😳​
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Well Gamera is not fucking around. Just dropping new Gyaos in the middle of a city in a fireball.
And ROASTING it with his jet limbs until it's dead.
And killing so many people...
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#monsterdon To be fair, Gamura does cause a lot of collateral damage.

Meanwhile, in the movie Alien... #Monsterdon

@moira that is one messed up gyaos #monsterdon

they’re getting brutal with these effects #monsterdon

Gamera: The Dark Knight #monsterdon

the gyaos are even nastier than in the first movie

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oh man the eye i didn't need to see that #monsterdon

Sure, everyone’s screaming in terror now

But mark my words

You’ll be thanking Gamera by the end

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"I wish you good fortune in the wars to come." :blobcoffeeraccoon: #monsterdon

"No body wants to hear your shit!"
Oh shit he's a drunk too. Poor bastard.
AND he's the first to see the monster of the movie? AGAIN!
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He's here!

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that's a spicy chicken!
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Glad we got a creepy Hollywood producer in there #monsterdon

way to make an entrance as always #monsterdon

Okay that is a VERY cool Gamera arrival. #Monsterdon

woah woah waoh looks like Gamera's havin' a little valve issue #monsterdon

top notch English drunk dubbing #Monsterdon

NARRATOR: Those were visibly not fireworks, and that guy was clearly not from hollywood. #monsterdon

i fucking love worldbuilding man. that lady in the pink skirtsuit with the manila folder is the governments top fortune teller fuck yeah dude chicks rock
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The booze is always the first to go... #monsterdon

nothin’ ruins your night like a Gyaos #monsterdon

government's chief fortune teller is my new dream career #monsterdon

These drunk guys are great and I hope they don't get immediately eaten. #Monsterdon

"Why is Japan constantly being attacked by giant monsters and what can we possibly do to keep it from happening again?" #monsterdon

the Resident Monster Expert is kinda creepy #Monsterdon

"Gamera's a friend. You do know that don't you?"
"Motherfuckah! He stepped on MY FAMILY!"
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Why did this guy's American VA decide "Texan Mister Rogers" was the approach to take here? Class?

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yeah, yeah, and castro took your slaves
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@Louisa the blu-ray i have has the translated screen text in subtitles (conversely, the disc of the first movie in this set did *not* have translations for onscreen text-- inconsistent!) #monsterdon

@trixter And not their parents! xD #monsterdon

tell her king #monsterdon

@Louisa I have actually been making a point of checking ahead of time which version on archive has subtitles for onscreen text for the last few #monsterdon

but no choices this time! 🤷‍♂️

Gamera's a friend! To all children! #Monsterdon

Yukijirō Hotaru's back!
and his character's lot in life is sad... Selling magazines in an alley. Gamera has ruined this man's life.
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who will make the first Girl Gang x Kaiju movie #monsterdon

SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW 🎶 #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Go help your Tokyo Girlfriend!" is also a great taunt.

speaking of kaiju PTSD... poor guy! #monsterdon

september seventeen you say? that's six days after 9/11 #monsterdon

yes…90’s Mac UI’s #monsterdon

nice, never noticed the extensions loading across the old macos boot screen in that shot #monsterdon

damn optical media!! #monsterdon

Pizza Hut product placement #MONSTERDON

@Louisa And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Turtle

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AH! The 1999 era computer start up sound just gave my psychic trauma.
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That old lady defeated an entire archaeological expedition!
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i love a #monsterdon that's just literally magic

Disturbing an ancient shrine and breaking a seal that cracks the ground and has a phoenix symbol waiting for rebirth and fire. Nah nothing could possibly go wrong there.
Oh hey the great direction beasts. The staples of four strong mooks in countless shonen anime.
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smash cut to banjo music #monsterdon

any save points nearby? #monsterdon

“Just an old legend”

Right up there with “let’s split up” and “what could go wrong?” in terms of things you should never say as a movie character

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...or dead. Hard to say. That camera angle says dead. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "A graveyard of Gamuras"

That should have been the title. That's a great phrase.

ah well, looks like we’ve disturbed an ancient force, guess we should put it back #monsterdon

sorry girl but if gamera killed your parents they probably deserved it #monsterdon

The girl with the bag is totally going to end up a Mothra Woman #monsterdon

@Taweret why were your parents fighting turtles?
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Girl did you just dig up a Guyver unit? You wanna become a bioboosted monster/ super hero?
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i hate turtles. turtles killed my parents

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oh yeah. caves are back #monsterdon

messing with ancient prophecies as initiation/hazing ritual #monsterdon

radioactive chapstick?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm a little late, but this is a promising beginning.

Japanese Mean Girls #Monsterdon

in another world, this woman founded NERV. #monsterdon

That's alot of broken wishes on the turtle god monster.
Prophecies? Oh dear. Those never go as you expect.
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if you don't stan gamera there's the door
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ah, the ol’ commas of power, #monsterdon

okay sunglasses guy is just an anime character

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it's jess #monsterdon

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Old Enough! Kaiju Edition #monsterdon

What if the real monster was generational trauma?
Also Gamera murdering your family.
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yeah she _used_ to not have CPTSD too, what's it to ya? #monsterdon

gamera, friend to not all children? #monsterdon

@socketwench This single line has me sad I can’t join.

That’s a whole aesthetic.

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the first #monsterdon willing to tackle kaiju PTSD

I'm sure the cat will be okay #monsterdon

Nightmare Gamera is really freaky.
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@strangefour is this the one where Gamera jumps through a ring of fire? :blob3c:​

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If you see Gaos, say "OH SHIT IT'S GAOS!" #Monsterdon

@Taweret that's how you know gamera's really dead for real, he woulda stopped that.
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I couldnt join in with the #monsterdon madness because it always concides with my working hours. But I love seeing random kaiju posts on my feed. Happy stuff. 😊

did the first movie settle whether the gyaos were birds or not?

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"previously on gamera" #monsterdon

a graveyard of gameras 10/10 #monsterdon

Kitty~
Wait... Gamera versus a small cat?
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what is this…a cemetery for Gameras?? #monsterdon

you can't say 'oh shit' in a kaiju movie. gamera is a friend to children

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